Konoha's Crazy Dave

It was very quiet...

After a while...

"Ahhhh!!!"

"Quick, quick, quick! Get people to the hospital!" Kakuzu hurriedly called to the nine little tailed beasts.

"Ahem, today's game is over. Tomorrow will be the finals. I hope everyone enjoys watching. Goodbye." After Yue Mei said, today's game is over.

In the hospital...

"How is it?" Kakuzu asked, looking at the attending doctor coming out of the operating room in front of him.

"...The broken ones can't be broken anymore...there's no way to recover...If you ask me...cut it, keep it as useless..." The attending doctor was silent for a while and said harshly. He shuddered and said...

The picture of the patient just now is still vivid in the mind of the attending physician. Who... was so cruel... The broken ones can't be broken again...

"...Is there really nothing we can do?" Mizukage's assistant asked quickly.

"There is nothing we can do." The attending physician sighed and shook his head helplessly...

There is only a tube left on it, and the egg has exploded, how can we treat him...

So, the ancient male has become the ancient female today.

After the operation, in the ward

"Where's that bastard! I'm going to kill him!!" Gu raised his hand tremblingly, raised his little finger, and roared angrily.

"Mizukage-sama, don't be angry, your body is the most important thing!" the assistant quickly comforted.

"Body? My mother...my body is like this! How can you tell me to calm down!" Gu roared through gritted teeth.

"Mizukage-sama! Although you are no longer a man, at least you are still a woman!"

...

"Get out of here!!!"

Listening to the sharp roar in the ward...the other four figures outside the ward shivered hard...

The four shadows turned their heads tremblingly and looked at Dave who was sitting over there and picking his nose...

"Uh...cough...it's such a pity...it's all my fault..." Dave quickly pretended to be sad...

The four shadows looked at Dave's hands, touching his heart, and shuddered violently, and ran away one by one...

"When I get back, raise Senju Dave's danger level to SSSR level! The highest level! The one with the highest threat!" Raikage Ai said, shuddering fiercely towards the assistant on the side.

Although Ai has the secret skill Thunder Armor... But Ai is also afraid... This is more terrifying than eating a piece of horrible shit...

At the very least, that horrible turd used an illusion to cause mental harm... This person was actually harmed... and the damage caused was permanent...

After this battle, Dave became completely famous.

In a restaurant at night

"Crotch picking?" Uchiha Kage asked as he suppressed a smile and looked at Dave on the side...

"Hahahahaha!!" Hiruzen laughed after hearing this.

Danzo also suppressed a smile on his face and said nothing... Well, he is Hokage and must maintain his indifference and his appearance.My appearance is that of Konoha!

Unless I can’t help it, hahahaha.

Veins popped out on Dave's head. Don't let him know which bastard gave him the name.

I, Uchiha Kagami, will never admit it.I can't take off the title of "terrible turd", so I have no choice, so I'll drag you down with me, Dave.

"Why are you laughing?!" Dave listened to the ruthless laughter of the three people, and slapped the table hard with his claw-like hands...

Looking at Dave's hands on the table, the three of them quickly held their breath and fell silent...

"The crotch-picking trickster, the horrible turd, the scoundrel of Konoha...hahahahaha" Hiruzen looked at the three people in front of him and laughed.

The three of them fell into silence at the same time...

It seems... none of them are good people...

Immediately, the three of them looked at Hiruzen in front of them.

"Uh... why are you staring at me? I am a good citizen." Hiruzen felt the gazes of the three people and quickly defended.

The three of them looked at Hiruzen and fell into deep thought again. How could they drag Hiruzen into the water?

"Hiruzhan, you signed up for physical combat, right?" Dave pondered for a while, then looked at Hiruzen and asked.

"Well, the game will start tomorrow afternoon." Hiruzen was confused for a moment, but still nodded.

"Behave well." The three of them reached out and patted Hiruzen on the shoulder at the same time.

However, Kagami and Dave were sitting on the same side, and both of them took pictures of Hiruzen's right shoulder. Kagami hurriedly took the photo back after he patted Dave's hand...

The crotch-picking hand, the terrifying dung eyes, and the rogue character of the ninja world are three things that make people awe...

The next day, the mistress got up early in the morning and went to class...

Their first lesson today is about stories from the ninja world. To put it bluntly, the teacher tells stories...

Orochimaru took out the electronic tablet from the drawer. Kindergarten students still don't use books. Kakuzu claims that it allows children to keep up with the development of the times. In fact, printing is too expensive...

There is nothing on the tablet, it is controlled by the teacher, and the teacher will automatically display the knowledge on the tablet.

Orochimaru looked at the page that was refreshed today on the tablet and raised his little hand.

"Orochimaru, do you have any questions?" Uzumaki Nanako asked with a smile on her face as she watched the best-behaved kid in the class raise her little hand.

"Teacher, the content refreshed on the tablet yesterday showed that the Sandaime Mizukageko was not a boy. Why did it refresh today that it was a girl?" Orochimaru asked his doubts...

"This... wait a minute, I'll ask." Uzumaki Nanako was also stunned for a moment. She opened the tablet and looked at the display on the back of the Sandaime Mizukage, which showed a woman. Nanako was also confused. Wasn't it still a man yesterday?Why did she become a woman?

Adhering to the need to instill the most correct knowledge into the children, Nanako was pragmatic and called Kakuzu.

"Mr. Kakuzu, when I was lecturing the children today, the information refreshed on the tablet showed how could the Sandaime Mizukage be a girl?" Nanako asked doubtfully.

"...Well...he turned into a woman." The person on the other side of the phone was silent for a while and said slowly.

"Huh?" Nanako was also confused...

Then, Kakuzu told Nanako what happened at the Olympics yesterday... Nanako did not go to the Olympics yesterday and was writing lesson plans in the classroom apartment, so she didn't know what happened.

....Nanako also fell into silence after listening...

This...this...how should I tell the children...should I say that the principal of our kindergarten made the Sandaime Mizukage into a girl? ? ?