Konoha's Crazy Dave

The two giant giants just stood in the sky...

Everyone watching the battle below was dumbfounded... What is this...

This one is more outrageous than the other one...

"...If I say anything about starting a war with Konoha again, you're going to offend me." Raikage Ai looked at his assistant behind him and said.

"...it is good"

The same is true for the other three Kages... Originally, the Sandaime Mizukage wanted to take revenge on Dave... This revenge is useless... It turns out that even one percent of his strength was useless when he fought me. ..

"Damn Dave! You have so much chakra! Why do you usually use ours for what?" Shukaku roared angrily.

"My current chakra is all stored... Do you think I just grow vegetables and have nothing to do..." How could Dave take out so much chakra at once? This is all he has done over the years. Some plants that can store chakra are fed back to Dave for use...

Dave's immortal technique, like Hashirama's, was learned from the Slug Immortal in Shiggy Bone Forest, and he learned it in a few days.

Dave couldn't use ninjutsu, but he could still use senjutsu. What's more, when he learned senjutsu, he had two seniors, Hashirama and Hagoromo, teaching him, so even a stupid person could learn it.Hum, Dave, I don’t have yellow hair or some white hair.

After a moment of silence, the two giants in the sky moved.

"Immortal method. Wood escape. Thousand hands of majesty. Sword on top. Heaven hinders the stars!"

....what a long name

"Immortal Technique. Wood Release. Light of the God of War!!"

Well, my name is domineering yet simple.

In an instant, the giant Buddha held thousands of swords in thousands of hands, and hundreds of meteorites hit the plant god of war over there.

The hands of the Plant God of War, the Destruction Mushroom and the Tactical Cucumber flashed with extremely dazzling light and rushed towards the Big Buddha over there...

"boom..."

...

In the hospital a moment later...

Hashirama, Madara, and Dave, who were all bandaged, were silent...

It seemed that... it was really too big... The three of them looked through the window at the razed back hill... and became even more silent...

"You bastard... A thousand kilometers were razed to the ground, and a small country near the border of the Land of Fire was destroyed... Konoha has no money..." Danzo was heartbroken...

If that small country is destroyed, let it be destroyed. The people in that small country are not dead yet, and now the daimyo of that small country is still asking Danzo for an account.At the critical moment, Kaguya sent people to another dimension to protect them.There were no casualties, except for these three people.

The other four shadows are still staring at the ceiling in the hotel in a daze... The impact they received today was a bit big... they need to slow down...

And today's battle has completely spread throughout the ninja world...

Now everyone in the ninja world knows that the leader of the Senju Clan of Konoha Village, Senju Dave, is nicknamed the Crotch-picking Hand. In fact, he is extremely powerful and can rival the two heroes of the Warring States Period... This ninja world is becoming more and more dangerous... There are more and more people who can't be offended...

This historic battle may be hard to see in the future. In order to commemorate this battle, Danzo ordered people to carve statues of three people on the only remaining mountain on the back mountain. Here, they are also Named the Valley of the End...

Hashirama and Madara are carved on one side, Dave alone is carved on the other side...

Dave was confused...how could this make him feel like I was a bad guy, fighting two messengers of justice...

In the afternoon, all the spectators returned to the repaired venue.

Well, Hashirama, Madara, and Dave came here in wheelchairs...

"Master! So you are so strong!" Sakumo pushed Dave and asked with little stars in his eyes.

It turns out that the master who is usually lazy, lazy in cooking, treacherous, greedy, idle...etc., is actually so strong! !

"What bastard words are you talking about? When did I, your master, not be strong? Do you still feel wronged by being my apprentice? Follow me, master, and you will be hungry twice in three days and get a little steel rod if you have nothing to do. Bah, I will help you pretend to be a bitch. You fly." Dave, who was wrapped in bandages, snorted and said disdainfully.

"Yeah! Master, you are the strongest!" Sakumo nodded excitedly.

"Well, Teachable Ruzi, how are you doing with your sword training? Are you confident that you will top [-] in this physical combat?" Dave nodded with satisfaction and then asked.

"Don't worry, Master! I passed the jounin exam two days ago and am now a jounin! I will definitely get the top [-]!" Sakumo promised.

"In the first match of this taijutsu fighting match, Hatake Sakumo from Konohagakure will face off against Retsu from Sunagakure Village." At this time, Tsukimi's commentary voice appeared on the field.

"Hey, it seems you are the first one, come on." Dave smiled, looked at Sakumo aside and said.

"Don't worry, master, I won't embarrass you!" Sakuma nodded solemnly and left here solemnly.

the other side

"Liet, if you can't beat him, you must remember to surrender. Don't throw your life here. You are fighting him, Lie, and you are the only one I care about." Chiyo looked at his precious son and said slightly sadly.

"Don't worry, mother, I will definitely inherit the will of my father, the first Kazekage! This match! I will never lose!" Lie, who was only 12 years old, nodded solemnly, then turned around and left the stage.

Two people of similar age came on stage and looked at each other with a slightly evil look.

"The game begins!" Kakuzu announced and immediately left the stage.

Retsu took out the homemade puppet knife from his back, and Sakumo also took out his white teeth.The two looked at each other for a few seconds, then suddenly rushed towards each other.

For a moment, there was a flash of swords, the figures of the two of them were crisp and clear, and their swords were all killing moves.

Sakumo's sword is more inclined towards concealed assassination, specializing in attacking the opponent's weak points.And Lie's sword is more inclined to face the point of force, and has a posture of fighting the opponent until death.

Moreover, Retsu made his own sword, and some elements of the Puppet Master were added to it. The blade can shoot kunai. Sakumo's sword skills are stronger than Retsu's, but he just suffered this disadvantage and could not reach a stalemate with him. .

Just after the two of them competed for dozens of rounds, Sakumo caught a gap in Lie's body, his eyes narrowed, and he suddenly stabbed Lie's lower limbs.

Lie was young and had fought for more than a dozen rounds, but his energy was a little weak. In addition, Sakumo's technique was too subtle, which made Lie think that he was attacking his upper body, so Lie suddenly squatted down...

"Stab..."

There was a burst of tearing of cloth and the sound of a knife piercing flesh...

"...I said it was your feet that I stabbed...do you believe it..."

...

Dave looked at this familiar scene with a speechless face...

"Quick! Stop fighting!! Take my son to the hospital!!" Chiyo almost fainted when he saw this scene and shouted quickly.

In the hospital...

"How's it going, doctor?" Chiyo was about to cry. The child's roots were almost gone. Is this the end of the world for Lie Dou?

"One penis is missing. It was injured by a sharp weapon. The person who stabbed it retained his strength and did not cut it off. It is lucky. It is saved, but the chance of breeding in the future may be very small." The doctor also has a headache. ...two days...two such medical cases...

His doctor is also a man. You let me see such bloody scenes every day, and even my doctor can't stand it...

"What?? He actually saved it!" The Sandaime Mizukage came here with the mentality of having fun, but unexpectedly he saved it?Why can't I save mine? ? ?He asked the doctor sharply...

"Sandaime Mizukage! What do you mean!" Chiyo looked at Mizukage fiercely and shouted.Fortunately, as long as you can keep it, it's okay if the chance of breeding is small, at least there is a chance.Hope is not completely lost.

The Sandaime Mizukage left crying in grievance, why could he keep his but not mine?

After this battle...Sakumo also became famous...

And some people also found out that this man is Dave's apprentice...the apprentice of the crotch picker...no wonder...the same lineage...

Dave's house... Yue Mei looked at the master and apprentice...

A Konoha crotch-picking trickster... a Konoha crotch-picking White Teeth....

The master and apprentice also looked at each other, silent...