Konoha's Crazy Dave

Dave was dumbfounded when he saw this scene from a rooftop...

Is this... still Konoha...

There is no other way... Dave can only pull Kaguya over... If you can't even control the biggest person in Konoha, well, then it's up to you.

"You better have something going on, otherwise it will delay my square dance rehearsal," Kaguya asked glumly as Dave forcibly pulled her over.

But before Kaguya finished speaking, Dave pointed to the grand scene at the door over there, well... you can see for yourself.

Kaguya was also dumbfounded...

Kaguya really couldn't believe it... That thing lying on the ground rolling around, covered in cement, with a cockscomb on his head, was his grandson...

She just hasn't seen her grandson for a few days...and her grandson is like that?

who is it? !

Then, Dave looked at Kaguya's forehead with blue veins popping up, silently put on his little sun hat, and left here...

A moment later, in the barber shop, the barber shop boy looked at a cold woman over 2 meters tall, carrying four people in one hand. The four people were dragged into the shop by the woman like little chickens.Tobirama followed them tremblingly...

"The four of them, shave them off," Kaguya waved her hand lightly and threw the four of them on the chairs in the barber shop.

"Ah?...Are...all shaved?" The barber shop boy was surprised and asked doubtfully.

"Well, they are all shaved. If any of the four of them has a hair on their head, I will ask you." Kaguya nodded, and then stood aside and watched quietly.

The barber shop boy swallowed. He picked up the hair clipper and walked behind the first person, Ashura...

"No!! Wuwu!! Grandma! No! This is a symbol of my spirit! I am the patriarch of the Shamat Jiguan family! Don't be bald, Wuwuwu" Ashura immediately fell from the chair and hugged him He held Kaguya's arm and said with little stars twinkling in his eyes.Trying to avoid this incident by acting cute.

Kaguya looked at her lovely grandson's twinkling eyes, and the bottom line in her heart was about to break. Then, her eyes fell on the cockcomb on Asura's head, and the bottom line in her heart became stronger again.

Asura looked at his grandma's expressionless face and thought that this matter was settled!Sure enough, this method works every time!

"shave!"

"Ouch! No, grandma!!"

A generation of kings fell because of the arrival of grandma...

Now that Asura is like this, Madara, Hashirama, and Izuna can't run away, and all of them have shaved their heads...

Looking at the four shiny little heads in front of her, Kaguya nodded with satisfaction.Oh, and there's this little guy next to Tobirama.

Tobirama is already bald, well, don't worry about him.

"Let's go, it's already night now, let me make some food for you." Kaguya turned her head and looked at the five little bald heads and asked with a smile on her face.

The five people were stunned for a moment, and then four people disappeared here in an instant.

Both Hashirama and Madara have reincarnation eyes, so the time and space ninjutsu ran away.Tobirama, on the other hand, took Izuna and ran away using Flying Thunder God.Asura was confused. Although he had a golden samsara eye, he couldn't use it.

"It seems that the four of them are not hungry yet. Asura, grandma will cook for you." Looking at the four people leaving, Kaguya shook her head helplessly. Well, her precious grandson is still cute.

"..." The little bald Asura swallowed... He... Can he run away now...

"Then...that...grandma...I...can I say I'm not hungry..."

"No, Asura"

The king has fallen again.

The next day, today is the tenth event of the Olympic Games, ninjutsu combat.Except for Yunyin Village, which only had two contestants, there were still many people from other villages who signed up for Ninjutsu fighting.

There is a large arena on the venue, which allows the audience to see more clearly and allows the contestants to let go.

"Welcome to the Ninjutsu Fighting Competition. Ninjutsu Fighting, as the name implies, contestants can only use Ninjutsu to fight. Of course, the blood inheritance boundaries of the contestants can still be used, but they must be The blood stain limit of Ninjutsu nature. You can also use large-scale Ninjutsu and Forbidden Jutsu. The formation has been arranged on the field by Uzumaki Ashina-sama of the Country of Uzumaki, which means that the contestants can let go! "Yue Mei explained in the commentary room.

"In the first match, Shimura Danzo, the No. 7 player from the Leaf Village, the Sandaime Hokage, will face off against Onoki, the Sandaime Tsuchikage-sama, the No. [-] player from the Iwagakure Village! During the game, he suffered serious injuries and will never be able to fight again. The one who has no fighting ability, or surrenders, loses. We will not allow life problems to arise, this is just a game, there is no need to go all out, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences, and Konoha will not be responsible."

"Hokage, please, let me see what you said before, let me see what you mean." Ohnoki gently flipped the pink comb on his head and looked at Danzo on the side and said with a smile.The words are filled with the smell of gunpowder.

"Okay" Danzo nodded.

The two jumped off the stage and reached the center of the ring in an instant.

"Understand the rules. If you can't beat them, you can surrender. If one side doesn't have the ability to fight again, I will stop the other side. If the other side dies, Konoha is not responsible and you will bear the consequences. Do you understand?" Kakuzu appeared in the center of the ring and watched. Said to the two of them.

The two nodded.

"The game begins!" Kakuzu nodded, then waved his hand.The game officially begins.

"Earth Release. Rock Fist Technique!" Ohnoki took the lead in forming a seal, his hand covered with rocks several meters thick, and he swung towards Danzo.

"Blinking Body Technique" Ohnoki hit Danzo's position, and Danzo had already left here with a blinking body technique.

A big hole was made in Danzo's original position.

"Hokage, don't run away," Onoki said slowly with an evil smile.

"Okay. Wind Release. Vacuum Jade." Danzo nodded.Then he spit out the wind blade from his mouth and attacked Ohnoki over there at extremely fast speed...

"Earth Release. Gangli Style Technique!" Ohnoki formed a seal with his hands, and then the arena began to tremble.

Then, a giant clod of earth that was more than ten meters high slowly appeared on the ground. Danzo's wind attack hit the giant's body without any pain or itching.The short Oonoki stood on top of the clod giant, laughing and looking at Shimura Danzo who was constantly dodging the clod giant's attacks.

"Hokage, fight back! Why are you running!! Hahahaha! The Sandaime Hokage only has the ability to escape! Hahaha!!" Onoki laughed wildly.The pink cockscomb on her head swayed in the wind.

Danzo didn't say anything, and kept dodging attacks, looking for opportunities to attack the clod giant with wind escape.

Of course, the effect was minimal. Danzo almost wanted to scold him because he seemed to be able to escape!

After half an hour passed like this...

"Ah~ Naruto, is this all you have? Surrender quickly." Onoki felt bored, yawned, and looked at Danzo over there.

Danzo panted heavily, looked at Ohnoki coldly, and said nothing.

"Forget it, I don't know what is good or bad. Then I will end this game. Don't worry, I will pay attention to the severity." Ohnoki shook his head helplessly.Then he lowered the stone giant under his feet into the ground.

Ohnoki stayed in the air, clasping his hands together and placing them in front of him.

"Chen Escape. The art of peeling off the original realm!!" Then, Onoki roared suddenly, his hands emitted white crystal light, and then the light rushed towards Danzo over there.

The audience's hearts are already in their heads. Hokage-sama, please don't lose.

Danzo slowly stood up straight, breathed a sigh of relief, formed a seal on his hand, and took off the seal on his left eye.

"Izanagi!"

The light passed directly through Danzo... Smoke and dust filled the field.

Seeing this situation, the mood of all the spectators on the field dropped to the bottom of their hearts... The Hokage...

"Hokage, is that all?" Onoki smiled disdainfully and said slowly.

"Really? Continue." At this time, the smoke dispersed, and Danzo's figure appeared intact in the center of the field.

"What??? Impossible! Impossible! There will be no one left alive in this escape!!! I don't believe it!!" Onoki was stunned on the spot and roared in disbelief.

"Dust escape. The art of peeling off the original world!!"

"Izanagi!"

"Dust escape. The art of peeling off the original world!!"

"Izanagi!"

"Dust escape. The art of peeling off the original world!!"

"Izanagi!"

"Ahhhhh!! Naruto!! Dust Release. Limitation Peeling Technique!!" Onoki had not seen such a rogue ninja in decades. Then, he used the last chakra in his body and used He didn't believe the strongest blow.

"Izanagi"

...

Seeing Ohnoki lying on the ground with all his chakra dissipated and foaming at the mouth, Danzo shook his head helplessly, well, this Sharingan is quite useful.

"Tsuchikage, if you are not good enough, don't blame the uneven road," Danzo said with a smile as he put the seal back.

There was complete silence on the field..

Dave looked confused in the commentary room... Danzo's gangster style of play...

As expected of you... Danzo...