Konoha's Crazy Dave

"In the first round, Konoha player Danzo Shimura wins!" Kakuzu stepped onto the ring and made the final decision.

When Shimura Danzo sat back down in the Five Kage's seat, the other three Kage looked at Shimura Danzo in a different way... This guy... the one just now was probably the Sharingan...

Danzo didn't care so much and closed his eyes to rest.

Mi Lu discussed with him that this eye is also the Mangekyo Sharingan, but it does not have any accompanying eye skills. The only feature is that the eye power is huge and the recovery speed is extremely fast, and it can recover during battle.

Danzo is now a bug in the ninja world.

Madara, who was watching the battle in the auditorium, was speechless... Can Izanagi be so useful?The only thing to blame is that this eye is so compatible with Izanagi's jutsu.

When the Sharingan was transplanted to Danzo, Madara didn't have any objections. The Uchiha clan, like the Senju clan, is now completely open and free to marry. Many Uchiha women have married outside. Maybe you are on the street. Any kid you meet can open a Sharingan for you...

The Sharingan is not unique to the Uchiha clan. Uchiha Madara is not the clan leader now, and he is too lazy to care about so many things. He doesn't care about many things now. Hashirama, Dave, and Izuna are three of them now. The person you care about most.

"In the second game, Contestant No. 17 of Konoha Village, Zetsu, will face Contestant No. 43 of Kirigakure Village, Oni Leng xx." Then, Yue Mei named the contestants of the second game in the commentary room.

"Zetsu? Do we have any information about this person?" After the Sandaime Mizukage heard that he was there, he quickly asked the assistant behind him.

"No, he's an unknown person, he must be very weak." The assistant shook his head. They had no information about this person, so he must be very weak.

"Well, that's no problem." The Sandaime Mizukage felt relieved.

On the field

Jue and the other party slowly entered the stage.

"The game begins!" Kakuzu glanced at the two of them, then looked at Zetsu with a dark expression, and then left the field.

"Surrender, with my mother's help, you have no chance of winning." Hei Jue said with an evil smile on his face as he looked at the people of the Ghost Lantern clan in front of him.

"Huh? Do you know what it feels like to have a bowel movement?" A Fei looked at the actor in front of him and asked with confusion on his face.

The ghostly figure swallowed. What the hell is this? Why is it half black and half white?

Black Zetsu is essentially the product of Kaguya's will, and his chakra is also Kaguya's. Black Zetsu came to Kaguya to cry and complained that Dave sealed him for doing something very inhumane, and Kaguya was annoyed by him. No more, I gave him some more chakra.

Now Hei Jue has possessed A Fei, and the two of them are collectively called Jue.Half black and half white, it looks like a pitcher plant on its head.The two can separate at any time, but now they are together, firstly so that they can better help their mother during this Olympics, and secondly for the new skills they can learn.

Of course, Black Zetsu's original chakra is still in Dave's body, and he can still use Dave's Black Zetsu armor and Black Zetsu's abilities.

"Who do you think you are? You're just a nobody. In that case, today, let the people of the ninja world open their eyes and let you know that the Ghost Lantern clan is amazing! The art of water transformation!" The Ghost Lantern dragon set also had a arrogant face. .

Then, the dragon set of the Ghost Lantern clan turned into a puddle of water and ran towards Hei Jue over there.

Never smiled disdainfully, and then suddenly got into the ground.This puddle of water is covered, but where are the people?

There was silence for a few minutes...

"Coward, if you have the guts, come out!" Gui Dengduo turned into a human again, shouting with a speechless face.

"OK"

At this time, there was a sound on the field, and the actor was stunned for a moment, because he found that the source of the sound seemed to be coming from himself...

The actor suddenly realized that he had lost control of half of his body, and looked to the side with one eye on the other side of his body.

"Ahhh!! What are you!!" The actor saw half of his body suddenly turning black, roaring with horror on his face.

"Are you going to surrender on your own or do you want me to do it?"

How many years!How many years! !He hadn't seen such a frightened face in many years!Hahaha!This feeling of possession is so great!

"Evil thing! Come out of my body quickly!!" The actor's face was full of horror. What kind of bullshit is this? How can it possess someone?

"It seems that it can't hurt people's lives. It seems that the black hand can't be used. Then forget it, let's show you our latest capabilities!" Hei Jue ignored him and murmured to himself.

Afterwards, Black Jue also turned into a puddle of water and got off Long Su's body. A Fei on the ground returned to the ground again, and the two formed Jue again.

Gui Leng Liao Tiao regained control of his body, and this time the look he looked at Xiang Jue was not as relaxed and wild as at the beginning, but frightened.

Black Jue and A Fei, who were living together, looked at each other, and then Jue stretched out his hands, one black and one white, and started to form seals.

"Dung escapes. Dung rains all over the sky!"

I saw that the pitcher plants on the heads of the two people began to secrete a yellow sticky substance and fell to the ground. Then the sticky substance on the ground slowly formed a yellow cloud in the air, slowly moving towards the dragon set over there. Fly away...

"Water Transformation Technique" Although Gui Leng Duo Tao doesn't know what kind of escape technique is Dung Escape, judging from the fact that the black thing just now can possess him, this thing is definitely not a good thing.

"Do you think you can escape by turning into water? You know, there is liquid in feces," A Fei said slowly.Another seal was formed on the hand.

The yellow dark clouds arrived above the dragon suit...

Then...a yellow rain began to fall on the field...but what came down was not raindrops...but golden liquid...a few drops of liquid were mixed with small yellow lumps...

Very soon...

Uh... the little water man turned into a minion, and there were various golden ones scattered on the field...

"Ah~ is this the art of pooping?" A Fei looked at the gold scattered on the field and the minions in front of him, his face full of intoxication.

"Ugh~" The actor quickly transformed from the water state into a human body. Now he was covered in golden color. He even felt that there was feces in his stomach, various organs in his body, and even in his blood.

Then he lay on the ground and vomited wildly...

"Poop can be divided into banana shape, block shape, mud shape, water shape, hard shape, and semi-chain shape. So, which state do you want to sublimate in?" A Fei said slowly.

"The art of pooping is indeed unfathomable."

"By the way, and also, do you know what it feels like to have a bowel movement?"

"vomit!!!"

"The game is over, Konoha Village's absolute winner, Kirigakure Village's Oniden xx went into shock because of vomiting, hurry up and take her away!" Kakuzu hurriedly came on the stage and shouted.