Konoha's Crazy Dave

Danzo stood on top of the Hokage Building, looking at the people coming and going downstairs, and the hair on everyone's head with a visual explosion effect. Danzo felt that he was a little high blood pressure...

How could a good village become like this...

Danzo looked at the glass in front of him through the light. Looking at his appearance on the glass, Danzo felt even more headache...

"Danzo, you must solve the popular killing problem in the village as soon as possible." At this time, Hiruzen slowly walked into the office and said angrily.

"Kill Matt? What do you mean?" Danzo turned around and looked at Hiruzen in confusion and asked.

"With this kind of hair and a popular culture on the Internet, some people call him Shamate." Hiruzen sat on the sofa nearby and said angrily.

"What's wrong? Did you encounter any problems?" Danzo sat down and asked doubtfully.

"If it's normal, the villagers in the village would just mess around and have fun. But if ninjas start to do this, how terrible this is for a village!" Hiruzen snorted, not caring about the pink on his head. three colored pillars.

If it was an ordinary ninja doing this, forget it. The problem is that their Anbu have become popular.

Have you ever seen an ANBU from any village with comb hair?They are ANBU!It's a secret special forces unit that assassinates people. If your hair is like this, why don't you assassinate me?

What's even more ridiculous is that an ANBU team went on a mission yesterday. During the mission, one ANBU had a bald head. When the mission was carried out under the moonlight, his bald head was like a light bulb at night under the moonlight. His vision was easily exposed, but fortunately, he returned safely.

And there are not just one or two examples of this. The day before yesterday, there was someone in the ANBU who worshiped their minister. Hiruzen just thought of worshiping you, but if you learn to have this hair like me, that person would not do it when he was performing an assassination mission. I was careful not to fall into the latrine. My hair got stuck in the latrine, and several people couldn't pull it out.The mission failed again.

Now that man is still in the latrine, waiting for ANBU to come over and have a Earth Break ninja help him get out...

In the past, their ANBU mission success rate was stable at around 80.00%, but now it has plummeted to 30.00%. How terrible.

"...I also want to deal with it, but I have no clue." Danzo rubbed his eyebrows with a headache. Do you think he doesn't want to? Hiruzen came to complain today, and Kage also came to complain yesterday.

Jing hasn't been home for a week... Shanshan looked at her husband, a handsome young man, who suddenly turned into such a thing, and she was so angry that her fetus almost moved.

Now?Currently, Jinghe and the old man on duty at the Uchiha Police Department are working on the floor of the police department.

Fortunately, Mi Lu was blind and couldn't see anything. Otherwise, seeing what he looked like, he would probably be laying the floor in the office now.

"Now no one from ANBU can go out on missions. I hope you can come up with a plan as soon as possible, otherwise the village will not be able to operate normally if it continues like this." Hiruzen also sighed and said helplessly.

"Ugh"

There was a sigh in the office...

In the barber shop on the other side... Siying came to the barber shop. They have also been deeply influenced by Shamate culture this week. Even some of the athletes they brought have begun to perm and dye. Since they can't beat it, then join .

The four shadows' choices were surprisingly consistent.

after a while

There are four more sexy cockscombs on the street...

Just as the four shadows were bombing the streets, the mobile phones in their pockets rang at the same time...

[High-quality people in the ninja world]

It's Hashirama, not Shenbao: Bring your own cement, gather at the entrance of the village!

Asura who loves his brother: Got it!Be there soon!

Ninja Dance God: Received.

Ninja Speed: Received.

Thorny Izuna: Got it.

Onoki: What does this mean? @It's Hashirama, not Shenbao.

It's Hashirama, not Shenbao: Why do you care so much? Just bring the cement and gather at the village gate as quickly as possible!

The four shadows looked confused for a while, but they still went to the Aishen Construction Store to buy a sack of cement each, and carried it to the entrance of Konoha's village.

At this time, a large number of aspiring young people had gathered at the gate of Konoha.

They had trendy hair and bulging pockets that looked like they were filled with cement.

Madara was wearing black eye shadow, carrying a sack of cement in his left hand, and a stereo in his right hand.

"Motor! This time! I will definitely dance better than you!!" Hashirama held up three pillars, put on eyeliner, walked up to Madara with a arrogant face and shouted.

Madara chewed gum, blew a bubble, and looked at Hashirama with disdain.

"Ugly, I don't want to be married."

"..."

...

after a while

"Okay, okay, everyone, are you ready?" Hashirama shouted while standing on the security room, looking at the people below.

"Ready!" All the young people nodded excitedly.

"Madara! Let's begin!" Hashirama nodded excitedly, turned his head and looked at Madara beside him.

Spot nodded and put the stereo on his shoulder aside.

Then...

"My king Yin Sang Yin'an's ruang..."

Madara jumped down from the top of the security room, then picked up the cement in his hand, took ghost steps with Hashirama, and swayed the cement with his hand...

When the Shamat youths saw Madara and Hashirama leading the dance to the music, they all looked extremely excited. They took out cement from their pockets and started swaying...

"Should we... also...?" Ai, the rooster-headed thunder shadow, looked at the three shadows on the side, swallowed, and asked in a trembling voice.

Three Shadows stared blankly at the scene in front of them...

"Forget it, I don't care about you anymore, I can't hold it anymore!!"

The rooster-headed thunder shadow Ai smiled wildly, then suddenly tore his clothes to pieces, exposing his explosive muscles, swaying the bag of cement on his shoulders, and joined the army of young people...

Sanying also came to his senses. Anyway, he bought all the cement and bought it on credit. How could he not use it anymore?Then I joined in...

They were divided into five gangs based on their hair and danced, and their movements could be described as ghostly... The punk-haired youth led by Madara were also the ones who wielded cement the hardest and most, Hashirama was the youth with three stigmas, Izumi Nai is the young man with flower hair, Tobirama is the young man with bald hair, and Asura is the young man with cockscomb hair.

At the entrance of Konoha's village, cement is flying all over the sky at this moment, and people are rolling on the ground...

Hashirama is still the most powerful one...

Several security guards who were originally on duty at the gate of Konoha have now joined in...