Konoha's Crazy Dave

Because Hiruzen was arrested, well... the four of them drank some wine with Hiruzen in the custody room...

At four or five o'clock in the morning... Danzo's cell phone suddenly rang...

Danzo tremblingly took out his cell phone... Looking at the name displayed on the phone, he clicked on the connect button with trembling hands...

"Shimura Danzo! Where did you go? It's four o'clock in the morning and you don't know if you're back?"

"Ahem... I still have a lot of things to do here. I may not be able to go home tonight. Ahem, I'm sorry," Danzo said nonchalantly.

"Did you go to drink with Dave and the others again?! I just called Sister Yuemei and asked! Dave is not at home, did you go to drink again?"

Dave was stunned for a moment and quickly waved his hand towards Danzo.

"No, no, no, I'm in the Hokage Building now, Dave is not here with me," Danzo understood instantly and hurriedly explained.

"That's it, okay, you must be very tired after a long day of work. I have some soup to make for you tonight. I'll bring it to you now," Mi Lu said slowly.

"Huh?? No need, I've already finished the takeout." Danzo was even more confused.

"No, how can the takeout be as delicious and nutritious as the one I cook? I'm going to find you now." After saying that, Mi Lu hung up the phone over there.

"Ahem, I guess I can't drink. I have to leave first!" Danzo stood up quickly and said to the three of them.

"Okay, what about you, Dave?" Jing nodded helplessly, looking at Dave aside and asked.

"Me? I told my wife that I only came out when the company had something to do. It doesn't matter if I go back or not." Dave shrugged.

"Come on, let's go to the Internet cafe and let you see my amazing Dave who is already the village icon!" Jing said happily.

"OK" Danzo returned to the Hokage Building first. Mirror and Dave, two drunkards, each held a wine bottle in their hands and went to the Internet cafe arm in arm.

"??? What about me? Hey, hey, hey!! You can't forget me! Don't leave me here!" Hiruzen looked at the three people leaving and shouted with a worried look on his face.

However, the three of them were not ordinary people. Within a few seconds, Hiruzen lost sight of the three of them...

"You three bastards!!" Looking at the three people who disappeared in an instant, Hiruzen roared angrily.

"What are you yelling about? Every time we crack down on pornography, you are there, and you don't have any shame. Do you want to prevent people from sleeping at night?" The old man Uchiha on duty in the police department was woken up and turned to the other side. Hiruzen shouted.

Hiruzen had no choice but to sit back on his seat as a suspect...waiting for Kage to bail him out...

In the Internet cafe, Dave and Jing played until morning, and the two of them were almost sober...

Dave's wine was sobered by anger... Jing's wine was sobered by scolding...

In just a few hours, Jing was completely covered by Dave's greetings...

"If your Thousand-Armed Dave dares to take it out to me again! Do you believe it or not..." Dave gritted his teeth angrily.But before Dave could finish his words, he looked at the scarlet Sharingan of the Uchiha mirror...

"It's okay, brother, your Senju Dave is playing really well." Dave immediately changed his tone...

"Ah~ It's almost time. I have to go back to work." Jing turned off the computer, stood up and stretched.

"Okay, I'll go to the building to see how Danzo is doing." Dave also yawned, turned off the computer and stood up.

The two walked out of the Internet cafe and walked for a while, then separated when they reached a fork in the road.

Dave arrived at the Hokage building and looked at the closed Hokage office in front of him. Dave always felt something was wrong...

Dave knocked on the door

"Come in..." A weak and half-dead voice came from inside...

"...." Dave was stunned for a moment and opened the door.

Danzo sat back on the chair with a pale face and vacant eyes... His waist trembled from time to time... The table and floor were filled with scattered documents...

"Uh...you...in your case...who did you fight with?" Dave looked at the half-dead Danzo in front of him, swallowed...and asked doubtfully.

"Dave...does your company...have any health care products..." Danzo sighed weakly... and turned slightly to look out the window...

This tone is full of sadness and weakness...

The thing that Danzo regrets the most right now is getting married and becoming Hokage... I really don't want to be Hokage.Woo woo woo....

"You and Mi Lu... you two won't be here...???" Dave swallowed and asked in confusion.

Although Danzo didn't answer Dave's question... but Dave looked at the two drops of clear tears shed from Danzo's eyes... um... I understand...

"Ahem... Comrade Danzo... you have to pay attention to moderation," Dave reminded while suppressing a smile.

"Get out of here!" Danzo glanced at him and shouted angrily.

"Hahahaha, cough, cough, I'm going to bring you some health care products now." Dave laughed, but looking at Danzo's cold eyes, he stopped immediately, turned around and left here in a hurry ...

Danzo looked out the window silently...and then looked at the documents scattered on the floor...

Well, this can no longer be used as a reason in the future.

In the police department...

Hiruzen sat drowsily on the suspect's chair and kept knocking his head...

Kagami walked into the police department... saw Hiruzen like this... and sighed helplessly... Kagami opened the door of the inspection room and walked in.

"Uh...ah~ Mirror, you are finally back, please let me out quickly!" Hiruzen came back to his senses, looked at Mirror in front of him, and begged with a wry smile on his face...

"Ahem, what are you talking about? I am the chief of the Uchiha Police Department. A lawless element like you, a die-hard member of the anti-pornography crackdown, I will jail you for a month even if I don't say anything." Jing coughed a few times, feeling full of righteousness. said.

"...that photo album...I'll lend it to you for a day."

"Three Days"

"....good..."

...

Comrade Hiruzen Sarutobi, Minister of Anbu, a good villager of Konoha, and a model of good people in our village. During this anti-pornography and anti-evil crime campaign, we happened to meet Mr. Hiruzen Sarutobi, the Anbu Minister who also helped combat pornography and evil. I The police department personnel accidentally arrested someone because it was night time and the Uchiha police officers had poor eyesight.

In response, our Police Minister Kaoru Uchiha apologized to the Anbu Minister and released him.He also said that Comrade Hiruzen Sarutobi, the ANBU Minister, is a good citizen and there is absolutely no way he would collude with criminals!

Well, acquitted.There is no shady story, what happened is as stated above, and it is very true.There is absolutely no possibility of a shady story.