Konoha's Crazy Dave

"What?? Ten thousand silver taels for a lunch?? Why the hell don't you go and grab it??!!" Ohnoki looked at the menu in front of him, looked at the several zeros on the menu, and then looked at the waiter Heomian Kou in front of him. The ghost roared angrily.

Kakuzu didn't care and stretched out his hand to wipe the saliva from his face.

"Today is the second anniversary of the publication of Hokage-sama's paper on the Will of Fire. Therefore, the passenger flow in the village will be much greater than usual, and the price will naturally increase. Are you going to eat? Or not?" Kakuzu was babbling lightly. .

Adhering to Dave's purpose of tricking people from other villages to death, well, I, Comrade Kakuzu, have learned very well.

"...eat...eat..." Onoki said hesitantly with trembling hands...

"Well, your Yanyin Village has a total of 140 three people, and you are 140 four. A dish is 140 silver taels, which is [-]. Oh, I forgot, there are still a few of your people. We had a luxurious lunch, one hundred thousand. I did the math, it should be two million and four hundred thousand," Kakuzu took out his calculator and said slowly.

"???" Onoki was even more confused. I, the Tsuchikage, didn't even dare to have a luxurious lunch?Which bastards dare to eat it?

"You can solve your problems by yourselves. They have already eaten those luxurious lunches, so they cannot withdraw." Kakuzu naturally saw Ohnoki's expression and said slowly.

"So, I, Kakuzu, give me the money."

...

Onoki clutched the money in his hand tightly... Kakuzu, with a smile on his face, tugged hard, then turned around and left.

It was time to find the Raikage.

After lunch...

Ai and Onoki stood together, their faces full of silence...

"How much did you spend on lunch?" Ai suddenly asked.

"204 million, what about you?" Ohnoki said slightly sadly.

"800."

"????Are you all just losers??" Onoki was stunned after hearing this. How much can you eat? More than 100 people can eat 800 million?

Ai didn't want to say anything. As Onoki said, the people in Yunyin Village are basically practicing physical arts. The usual requirements for food intake are not low. Even though Ai has tried his best to control the people he brought. Eat less...but in the end I still ate 800 million...

"How much did you bring this time?" Ohnoki glanced at Ai with some gloating, and asked doubtfully.

"Five hundred million..." Ai was silent for a while and said slowly...

The [-] million was brought by his father, and the second generation asked him to bring it. At that time, he was still confused. He just came to Konoha to participate in a competition and stayed for a few days. Tens of millions would be enough, so why [-] million?

Now...Ai understands...No wonder his father's face was filled with sadness when he handed him the money...It turns out that his father has been through this...

Onoki was silently thinking about the [-] million he had brought. Now he was beginning to worry about whether his money was enough...

Suddenly, a black shadow appeared in front of the two people. They were startled and immediately looked in front of them in an attacking posture.

"I, Kakuzu." Kakuzu looked at the two people in front of him and said calmly.

The attack posture of the two men was unwavering. In their eyes, Kakuzu was equal to the enemy.It's even better than it is...

"Whatever you want. By the way, I'm here to collect accommodation fees. The people you brought are all staying in ordinary suites, which cost 100 per night. The two of you live in movie-level suites, which cost [-] million per night. In the past two days If we start to calculate, the Olympic Games will last for a month, let me calculate..." Kakuzu hasn't finished his words yet.

"Shut up! Five hundred million! All my money! Can it be in this month?!" Lei Yingai asked with a vein popping up on his head and he took out a big bag of money from the room in an instant.

"No, after the accommodation fee plus food money, you are still [-] million short." Kakuzu shook his head, it was ridiculous. You want to spend a month in Konoha with only [-] million?Is it possible?

Ai's figure instantly turned black and white...Father...you still don't have enough money...

"For your Tsuchikage, it's 5000 million. By the way, there's also the cost of your treatment at the hospital yesterday. That's [-] million. Remember to give it to me together." Kakugo ignored Ai and looked at Ohnoki and said.

Onoki's eyes widened instantly...

Seeing the silence between the two of them, Kakuzu sighed helplessly...

After a while of silence...

"If it really doesn't work," Kakuzu thought for a while...

The eyes of the two people gradually flickered. Is this black-faced ghost going to give us a discount?Want to give us a discount? ? ! !

"Are you short of money? Are you disgusted by your wife? Are you disgusted by your family? Are you tired of living like a fool and waiting to die? Then!

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Whether you are an individual, an organization, a country or a village.Jiaodu Loan App can definitely disburse your loan as quickly as possible!Make you relaxed and happy every day!As the saying goes, carpe diem and you have money, so why not do it? "Kakuzu instantly took out his mobile phone and pointed at the Kakuzu loan app on it to introduce...

.....

Although the two of them knew that this was a huge hole... they had to dig it now... otherwise they wouldn't even have the money to live in Konoha...

Seeing the two of them happily taking out the loan, Kakuzu also had a smile on his face.

"Okay, the contract is signed. Because you are repaying the loan in installments, once a quarter, I will come to you every quarter. Don't default on the debt. You must know that since I dare to borrow money, then, I You have the ability to get the money back." Kakuzu said with a smile on his face as he watched the two of them sign the contract.

"Humph, I am also an honest person, don't worry." Ai smiled disdainfully.

Ohnoki remained silent.

Kakuzu Loan App, if you don't repay your loan and have a particularly bad attitude, then we will dispatch our gold medal account holders Senju Hashirama and Asura.

At that time, there are two ways to collect accounts, civil and military. Which one do you need?

Wen's, well, which one of the two's mouth escapes is not at the Dacheng realm?Martial... Needless to say more...

Well... Asura also accidentally took out a loan because of a moment of confusion... Now he can't pay back the loan... He has no choice but to become a laborer under Kakuzu... Still without wages... because of the salary It will all be used to repay...

Hashirama is the same...

But... Asura and Hashirama worked for him for a few days and found... something seemed wrong... Their monthly wages... seemed to not even cover the interest...