Konoha's Crazy Dave

Uchiha Police Department..

Ohnoki and Ai looked a little overwhelmed sitting on their chairs...

"What you damaged is public facilities. One chair costs 500 silver taels, and two chairs cost 1000 silver taels." Jing looked at the two figures in front of him and said calmly.

"Ahem...well...we don't have any money..." Ai coughed twice in embarrassment.

"If you don't have money to compensate, according to the law, the crime of destroying public facilities with an amount of one thousand silver taels or more will be punished with half a month's imprisonment." Jing looked up at the two of them and continued.

"Asshole! I am the Third Tsuchikage of Iwagakure Village! How dare you Konoha shut me down?" Onoki really couldn't bear it. Konoha was almost exhausted from this trip.

"What? The Sandaime Tsuchikage? Remember, this is Konoha, this is the police department. Are you dissatisfied with the management?" Kagami smiled disdainfully and asked doubtfully.

"Call your Hokage over here!" Ohnoki shouted as he slapped a hand on the armrest of the bench.

"Our Hokage-sama is still at work, and we will not receive anyone during work. If you want to find Hokage-sama, you can wait until one o'clock in the morning when he gets off work and I will let you know," Jing said slowly.

"Damn it! You are looking for death!!" Ohnoki slapped the table and stood up.What time is it now? Wait until one o'clock in the morning?Is his Hokage's airs so big?

"Chen escape. Original..."

Kaoru slowly opened his Mangekyō Sharingan and looked at Ohnoki...

After a while...

"Ugh!" Onoki's face turned pale, and he was lying on the ground with cold sweat on his face, vomiting... He almost vomited out bile...

"You...you are..." Onoki raised his head tremblingly and pointed at the Uchiha mirror...

"Let's meet, Konoha Uchiha Police Department Chief, Uchiha Kagami" Kagami introduced himself with a smile.

"vomit!!!"

...

"Uchiha's... horrible shit..." Raikage Ai on the side swallowed his saliva... and murmured in a trembling voice...

Fortunately, fortunately, fortunately, I didn't act rashly... This is Uchiha's territory... Raikage Ai knew not to do anything when he came... This fool Onoki didn't even look at where this was, it was Uchiha's territory. ..Then Uchiha Kagami is still a minister, why don’t you give me a shit.

The Nidaime Raikage had told him before he came that in Konoha, the most unprovoked people were the terrifying turds of Uchiha, and the man named Senju Dave... He had heard of the reputation of the terrifying turds. I've passed. Although he didn't know what was so powerful about Senju Dave...but...he could let his father warn him...well...luckily I wasn't impulsive at that time...

The second generation Raikage also heard from the first generation Raikage that Senju Dave should never be provoked.

The first Raikage knew this from the first meeting of the Five Kages, from when Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama guarded Dave to the death.Well... Uchiha Mirror relies on strength, Senju Dave relies on power.

With Ohnoki's lesson learned from the past, Ai really didn't dare to move... If you fight with me, Ai, I can compete with you in taijutsu, ninjutsu and so on... But... you talk to me about illusions, Or the illusion of the Uchiha mirror... Well... I don't dare to move, I don't dare to move...

There was no other way, Ai could only wait for the Hokage to come over, and Ohnoki also lay on the ground and vomited for several hours until Danzo arrived...

I studied my illusion a few days ago and found that since I created that world, I can change many things through chakra, such as whether the excrement fed to people is yellow or black, and whether it is dry, hard or watery. , is it Enoki mushrooms or watermelon seeds? The mirror can now be used properly...

Well... when Dave, Danzo, and Hiruzen heard the news... they didn't dare to get close to Kagami for several days...

Danzo looked at the situation in front of him. On one side was Raikage Ai, whose muscles were so tense that he didn't dare to move. On the other side was Onoki, who was lying on the ground and vomiting wildly...

"Did you start a fight with the two of them?" Danzo asked, looking at the Uchiha mirror on the side.Not even a fool can see this situation...

"That Ohnoki disobeyed management and wanted to take action. There was nothing he could do." Jing shrugged helplessly.

"Well, are you free later? Call Dave and let Hiruzen and the others go have a drink." Danzo nodded and asked.

"Why are you thinking about drinking? Oh~ I understand, I understand~" Jing was stunned for a moment, then nodded with a mysterious smile on his face.

Danzo shook his head helplessly... Dave had told him that he must have a child within three years, and it has been a year... Milu almost killed Danzo in the past few days. .. Now Danzo doesn’t even dare to go home... There is always wolfberry and chrysanthemum tea in the office..

"What about the two of them?" Jing pointed at the two figures in front of him and asked doubtfully.

"Can't you two take out one thousand silver taels?" Danzo asked, looking at the two of them doubtfully.Two shadows can't even afford a thousand silver taels. Are you two fake?

"If you can take it out...that's it"

Then, Raikage Ai told Danzo about all the hardships he had suffered today...

"Uh-huh... okay, I'll give the 1000 taels for them. It's not entirely their fault." Danzo shook his head helplessly.

Then, Raikage Ai was sent back to the hotel to rest by Danzo's driver, Mito Kadeni.As for Onoki... Danzo called 120 for him. Let's go to the hospital first... It seems that he won't be able to regain his strength without washing his stomach and giving him a sedative...

Danzo first contacted Dave, who came to the police department.Jing Gang called Hiruzen, but no one answered.

"What? Hiruzen can't be contacted?" Dave looked at the mirror and asked in confusion.

"Although ANBU is busy 24 hours a day, it stands to reason that he should be free at this time, right?" Danzo said with the same confusion.

"...I probably know what's wrong with him..." Jing shook his head helplessly..

In a dark room somewhere in the village... two figures were discussing something in a low voice...

"Is this new?"

"Well, it's absolutely new! The "Water Country Keiko Photo Album" was just printed two days ago!"

"Well, not bad, good quality."

"Hurry up, pay and leave. The anti-pornography campaign is so intense right now, we are in danger!"

"Okay, here's the money!"

Just when the man was about to pay...

"Open the door! Anti-pornography brigade of the Police Department! Open the door for inspection!!!" shouts came from outside the door...

"Oops!"

After a while...

Kagami, Danzo, and Dave looked at Hiruzen who was being detained in the police station in front of them... uh...

"Ahem... that... Danzo, Kagami, Dave... I can explain..." Hiruzen, who was detained, looked at the three friends in front of him, smiled awkwardly and said...

"Be honest, you will be there every time we crack down on pornography!" an Uchiha policeman grabbed Hiruzen and shouted.