Konoha's Crazy Dave

"What's going on?" Madara opened the car door and walked out, looking at the ball of thread lying on the ground, and asked in confusion.

"Don't...go...without...100 million...you...you can't leave..." A ball of thread made an intermittent sound...

"..."

Then, Madara was blackmailed by a ball of thread lying on the ground for 100 million...and paid all the expenses of the ball of thread in the hospital...

...

Kakuzu, who was lying on the bed in the most expensive VIP ward, laughed out loud. He seemed to have discovered some way to make money quickly...

A few days later, Kakuzu was discharged from the hospital. He took his disability report, walked to the street, and began his journey to find the right person...

At noon, Kakuzu spotted a certain unlucky guy. Haha, the car this guy drove was not cheap. It turned out to be the latest version of Lamborghini.

There was no way, Kakuzu's target was someone who ran slowly and had a good brand of car. He had been waiting all morning, and finally one came, and it was him.

Kakuzu knew it all by himself, lying down, stretching his legs, turning his head and getting ready to scream, all in one go.

However, Kakuzu's imagined image of people getting out of the car to pay compensation did not appear. Instead, the car drove directly over Kakuzu as if it had not seen Kakuzu on the ground...

"Ah!" The wheel in front ran over...

"Huh? What's the sound?" Hashirama suddenly heard a scream in the car, opened the window and looked in the mirror

"Huh? Why is there nothing? Forget it, I have to return Madara's car as soon as possible." Hashirama looked through the car mirror and saw that there was nothing behind him. He shook his head and said, and then hurriedly stepped on the accelerator.

"Ah!" The wheels behind rolled over...

Hashirama didn't stop this time and drove away.

Police Department...

Jing is correcting documents in the office.

"Master Patriarch, someone wants to report a crime." At this time, a shout came from outside the house.

"Please come in," Jing put down the document in his hand, looked out the door and shouted.

At this time, Jing looked at the four wheel marks on his body and walked in with a slightly distorted face...

"Uh... Mr. Kakuzu, do you want to report a crime?" Jing swallowed and asked doubtfully.

"Well, I want to report the crime. You saw that I was hit by the car without the wheels on my body. I hope the police can help me find the driver of the car and lock him up for a few days! Then pay me compensation! Yes! You must compensate! Medical expenses, mental loss, time expenses, etc.!" Kakuzu nodded and roared angrily...

"...Let me check the surveillance for you," Jing was stunned and said quickly.

Then, the two came to the monitoring room of the police station and checked the vehicle just now...

"The person who hit you is not shown on the screen, but the license plate number is. Let me help you check whose car this is." Jing said after watching the surveillance camera, he was silent for a while.

Every vehicle is registered on the Internet. As long as you know the license plate number, you can check it out.

Love Kidney Company has joined forces with the Police Department.

Now in Konoha Village, Danzo manages the village. Hiruzen was promoted to the head of the ANBU two days ago because he passed the number of missions and manages the ANBU. Kagami manages the police department, Dave manages the education department, and Koharu manages the medical department. Menitis Management Resources Department.Well, Dave can't run away.Basically, a few people have a good grasp of the overall structure of the village.

Dave also lost his temper with Danzo before because he killed him first, then played the show, and then got angry with Danzo. Isn’t it enough for me to manage the kindergarten?Um?

And Danzo... is just one sentence...

Hum hum, I am the Hokage, Dave.

Dave was so angry that he gritted his teeth. He really regretted having this guy become the Hokage...

Later, when several people gathered for dinner, Dave also complained, which made Jing and Hiruzen laugh.The personal relationship between a few people is still very good. Work is work and relationship is relationship. They are still very stable.

Jing turned on the computer and searched for the license plate number.

"Whose car?" Kakuzu asked angrily.

"Uh...it's Madara-sama's car..." Jing smiled awkwardly and said helplessly...

"Asshole! I'm going to find him now! It's not enough for him to hit me once before! A second time?!" Kakuzu slammed the door and left to find Madara.

Jing shook his head helplessly. Since Mr. Kakuzu took the initiative to find Mr. Madara to mediate this public grievance dispute, then I, the police department, should not get involved.Well, my police department is fine.

At Madara's house, seeing Kakuzu coming to the door asking for compensation and losing his temper, Madara was confused...

"Look! Look! Did you hit the wheel marks on my body? Are you still making excuses? One million, this time it's still one million! I won't let you pay for the medical expenses!" Kakuzu said angrily.

"I really didn't hit you. I haven't even gone out today." Madara shook his head speechlessly, wanting a Shinra Tensho to knock this guy away.He hasn't been out of the house today. Where did he bump into you?

"Still quibbling? Come on, Konoha.110nb. This license plate number is not yours?" Kakuzu laughed angrily, then took out the surveillance pictures taken at the police department and asked.

Madara was stunned for a moment, oh, I understand...

Ever since, Madara and Kakuzu went to find Hashirama...

Hashirama definitely has no money... Well... Mito helped him lose the Kakuto money...

As for Hashirama...

Now I am keeping company with the fish in the pond. The blankets have been placed by the pond.Let's spend tonight here, these are Mito's original words...

Hashirama was so wronged. He didn't see anyone on the ground today. Although he heard the sound, he didn't see it. Wuwuwu, what the hell is the latest version of this garbage Lamborghini? The car windows are so high. I can't see it, woo woo hoo.

"Uuuuuuu, Madara, I have no place to stay at night, can you let me stay at your house?!" Hashirama choked while holding Madara's thigh.

"No..."

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooww does...", Hashirama started crying even louder before Madara's good words came out... I don't want to be with the fish in the pond tonight!

"..."

Helpless...Hashirama happily took the blanket and went to Madara's house...

"You can stay in this room today. Izuna used to live here. Is he going to be home these two days?" Madara pointed to an empty room and said.

"Ah? I live in Quan Na's room, isn't that bad?" Hashirama was stunned for a moment, looking at some of the neatly arranged things in Quan Na's room, and asked a little embarrassed.

"Then where do you want to live??" Madara looked at Hashirama speechlessly and asked, do you still have questions?It would be nice to have you come and stay at my house. Do you still have any opinions?

Hashirama chuckled and looked towards a room over there with some embarrassment...