Konoha's Crazy Dave

night...

"Madara, are you asleep?" Hashirama, who was lying on the floor, made a voice...

"No" Veins popped out on Ban's head lying on the bed.

"Why aren't you sleeping yet?" Hashirama turned sideways and asked with a smile.

"Shut up! Go to sleep!" Madara glared at Hashirama with a painful look and shouted.

"Oh..." Hashirama nodded obediently and closed his eyes...

After the atmosphere was silent for a while...

"Hulu...Hulu..."

"...." Madara really wanted to slap this guy away...

At four o'clock in the morning... Madara was really sleepy. He picked up a pillow and covered his face to force himself to sleep.

Well... Madara is asleep...

At noon...

Madara slowly opened his eyes and took off the pillow from his face. Well, although it was a bit difficult to sleep this time, it was still very comfortable...

Ban wanted to get up, but suddenly felt a little heavy on his body...

Then, Madara raised his head and looked at his chest...

A man wearing only green frog underwear was wrapped around his body...with drool on his mouth...

after a while

"This man's injuries are a bit serious. The medical expenses may be high. You have to be prepared." The doctor looked at Madara in front of him with some worry and said helplessly.

"Well, I have money." Spot nodded.

"Well, since there is no problem with the cost, let's let go of the treatment." The doctor smiled happily and then walked into the operating room.

Naruto's office

"Ninja World Olympics, what does this mean?" Danzo asked in confusion as he looked at the plan that Dave proposed.

"Promote exchanges in the ninja world. In the current peaceful era, several villages are recuperating. When the training is over, those few Kage will not be honest. The first purpose of holding this Olympic Games is to show the sports strength of each village and let Each village is in the limelight. Don't let them suppress it for too long and think about fighting every day. The second purpose is to promote communication among the villages. It is best not to start a fight if possible. The third purpose... Now you are still in Konoha Curry Do you have money?" Dave explained.

"...No money," Danzo was stunned for a moment and said helplessly.

Danzo is also very helpless. Who are the people in the village now? Kaguya, Hagoromo Hamura, Asura Indra, Hashirama Madara, Tobirama Izuna, all of them are like thugs, they can be seen every two days Give him something to do, or someone who can't stand each other will start a fight and raze the village to the ground.Or someone is trying out a new technique on a whim, well, the village has another piece of flat land.

Even if a big boss like Kidney Love Company pays taxes every year, it still can't survive... That bastard black-faced tax collector from Kidney Love Company sends him documents every day and asks for tax deductions. He is really difficult as a Hokage. ah.

"Right, let's invite them to Konoha and charge admission fees, accommodation fees, etc., plus the Olympic standard is about a month, their consumption in Konoha this month, think about our Konoha Aren't you going to suck all the blood out of them with all the facilities? Let's promote the Olympics and export Olympic-branded souvenirs to each village. How great." Dave smiled as he watched Danzo seduce.

Having said that, what reason does Danzo have to disagree?

Danzo picked up the pen and wrote in large, accurate words on the document given by Dave.

When Kakuzu heard the news, he was so happy that he couldn't sleep all night, and he could make a lot of money again.

So, Kakuzu went to the Aishen Company's factory overnight and encouraged the employees to work overtime to produce various things...

The physical fitness of the villagers in Konoha is still very good. Sometimes they can even work overtime for two or three days. Dave is extremely relieved to see them.Of course, I, Dave, am not an unscrupulous boss and will still pay overtime.

Soon, invitations were sent out, and every village received invitations to the Ninja Olympics from Konoha.

[Dear Sandaime Kazekage:

Hello, I am Danzo Shimura, the Hokage of Konoha. In order to promote exchanges between villages, increase the cohesion of the shinobi world, and strengthen the exchange of ideas between villages, our village officially sends an invitation to Sunagakure, inviting your village to come to Konoha to participate in the sports meeting. , the sports meeting includes dozens of competitive events such as track and field, swimming, high jump, long jump, gymnastics, ninjutsu fighting, physical fighting, illusion competition, e-sports, etc. The top three in each competitive event will receive rich rewards.

The time will be set on the first day of next week. I hope you, Danzo Shimura, can come and participate. I, Danzo Shimura, can’t help but be grateful.

With this invitation, you can get a free discount coupon of [-]% off, valid for one month, at the black-faced buckle shop in Konoha Village]

"What does Konoha mean? Chiyo-sama, do we need to go?" The Sandaime Kazekage looked at the invitation in his hand in a daze, and then looked at Chiyo over there and asked.

Chiyo is nearly fifty years old, with gray hair on her temples and wrinkles on her face... Well... she just looks a little younger than when she was old...

"Go, go and have a look. I don't know what Konoha means by this. It is estimated that other villages have received this invitation now, and they will probably go too. The ninja world needs to be lively." Chiyo nodded helplessly. said with a sigh.

"Okay, then who do we need to take? There are dozens of competitive events here, and there are even mechanical productions. Isn't this the strength of our Sunagakure Village?" The Sandaime Kazekage looked at the introductions to various events in his hand, He pointed at this mechanical creation and said with a smile.

Is the puppetry technique of their Sand Hidden Village just in vain?Humph, Sunagakure Village can't do anything if they don't take first place in this competition.Then isn't it obvious that Konoha is giving out rewards?

"In the past two days, you can go to the village to look for various types of geniuses. As for the mechanical production and swimming events, leave it to me," Chiyo nodded and said.

"Okay, I'll make the announcement right away." The Sandaime Kazekage nodded with a smile, and then left here.

Swimming and diving competition?

The Sandaime Mizukage watched this competition in ecstasy, hehe, sure enough, Konoha also knows how to let each village play to their strengths, Sunagakure's mechanical production, Kirigakure's swimming and diving, Iwagakure's high jump (Onoki and Mu can fly), Kumogakure's taijutsu fighting, Konoha's ninjutsu fighting.

"Interesting, Great Elder, please go find the Oni Deng Clan and Kaguya Clan. By the way, go to the village to find out if there are any geniuses in this field." The Sandaime Mizukage looked at the Great Elder and said.

"No problem, leave it to me." The great elder nodded.

"Wait a minute, what does this e-sports mean?" The great elder came back again and asked doubtfully, pointing to an item on the invitation letter.

"... We don't know either... I can't understand the markings on it. Let's go to Konoha and find out more about it then." The Sandaime Mizukage was also helpless, he didn't know either.

"All right"