Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Ah, thank you, mother," Dave said with a smile, looking at the steaming food on the table.

"Forget it, mother, let's take the food home and eat together." Dave looked at the bright moon, then at the computer, stood up and turned off the computer.

"Ah? Doesn't this bother you?" Jiaoyue was stunned for a moment and asked quickly.

"No, it's not an important thing. Besides, there's nothing more important than eating with the family." Dave smiled and shook his head.

"it is good"

Watching the mother and son leave Wen Xin, Wu shook his head helplessly.

Then Wu got up, turned off the computer, took out the leaflet... and walked towards the destination.

In George's base, Wu arrived here.

"Are you recruiting people here?" After Wu arrived here, he saw a zombie standing at the door of the base. The zombie was holding a sign that said recruiting people.

"Uh" The zombie, which only had two crumbling teeth, nodded.

The zombie stretched out his hand to pull Wu, but Wu quickly dispersed.

The zombie pointed at the base behind him. Oh, it turns out he wanted to take me inside.

Then, Wu followed the zombies into the base. Various machines in the base were running, but the smell of this base was a bit strange.

There is a large jar in the center of the base. The large jar contains a shit-yellow liquid and some sticky substances. Everyone is a little confused, where is this place?

"Is he new?" At this time, the little dwarf zombie doctor came over and looked at Wu asked behind the zombie.

"Uh," the zombie nodded, then turned and left.

"Come on, recruit, war is not for fun. You must always protect yourself and give you some equipment."

...

Then, Wu looked at the rubber clothes and boots on his body, as well as the shovel in his hand and the can hanging on his belt, and fell into deep thought...

Wu looked at some people around him. They were also dressed in this way, which made Wu even more confused. Why do you need to dress like this in a war?

When the first shot after the war hit Wu's head, well... Wu became enlightened.

"Dust escape. The art of peeling off the original world"

Rock Hidden Village

Ohnoki has been very happy these two days because his child was born. He has not completed the government affairs for the past two days and has been spending time with his child.

"Lord Tsuchikage, someone has sent you a letter." At this time, a guard ran into Onoki's home, holding an envelope in his hand.

Onoki, who was happily holding his son and was at a loss when he heard the guard's words and looked at the letter in the guard's hand, felt a thump in his heart...

as predicted...

A few days after Ohnoki Tokuko, he was in the hospital due to high blood pressure and heart disease due to excitement. This is a rumor that Iwagakure has been spreading...

On the Konoha side, Wu received scolding from his apprentice. Alas, you are really a traitor. I have worked hard to teach you for many years, and even taught you the powerful escape technique of dust escape. You are like this. It hurts my heart to scold me as a teacher, as a teacher.

Traitor, I only paid half of the money back to that black-faced buckler. Where can I get the other half?

No way, Wu put on a little green helmet, rode on the little piggy, and started his career of working and paying off debts...

Dave's house

"Dave, Xiao Daiyue's milk powder is almost finished. Let's go buy some." Yuemei asked Dave after feeding Xiao Daiyue the last can of milk powder and looking at Dave.

"Okay" Dave nodded.

"I'll go, I'm a grandma, I haven't done anything yet, you can just rest."

"Wait a minute! My grandson is out of milk powder! Let me go!!"

At this time, the bright moon on the side and the white hair that suddenly appeared were talking.

"Okay, I'll leave it to you two," Dave and Yue Mei looked at each other, and Dave looked at them with a smile and said.

"That...okay" Tobirama and Kyoyue looked at each other and smiled awkwardly.

After the two walked out, Dave called Kakuzu.

"What's wrong? What do you want from me?" Jiaodu asked in confusion on the other side of the phone.

"My mother and father went out to buy milk powder. Please help me promote their relationship," Dave said with a smile.

"Why are you asking me about your parents' affairs?" Kakuzu became even more confused.

"What I mean is that you become a kidnapper or robber or something, rob my mother, and then my father beats you up to save my mother, um, how about that?" Dave explained.

"You are so filial. Get out of here." The corner of the other end of the phone was covered with black lines, indicating that I was not going to answer this mess. I was going to get a beating. What did I want?

"This season's dividend will be added to your bonus by five points."

"Location"

"Send your cell phone"

"Waiting for my news"

...

Dave was also helpless. His mother was back. Except for the night after Tobirama forced her to stay with her mother for one night, he usually didn't even see the bright moon, and only nodded when he did.It's not easy to find an opportunity for the two of them to get together. What if we don't push forward?

Now it is difficult for Dave to have a family dinner with the two of them.

Oh, father, don't waste all my hard work. You and mother will thank me in the future.

On the way to the milk powder store, Jiaoyue and Tobirama stood together. Jiaoyue lowered his head, and Tobirama folded his hands and looked around, looking a little at a loss...

"Wait, robbery!" At this time, our corner came to the scene, panting.After adjusting his breath, he stepped forward to block the two of them and said to them.

Damn it, these two people have gone astray. Didn't they look at the road?Is this where the milk powder store goes?I'm almost looking for Konoha, but no, I have to take revenge on them.

"Ah? Tobirama, let's give him the money quickly, don't hurt us." Jiaoyue had never experienced this before, she was frightened and panicked.

The veins on Tobirama's head popped out. You really thought you were wearing a black mask and pretended I couldn't recognize you as Kakuzu, right?

Then, Haoyue watched with her own eyes as Tobirama was beaten so violently...

After the doctor came to the hospital, Kou, who was lying half-dead on the stretcher, took out his mobile phone...

Money is life: Dave, I tried my best...I'm on my way to the hospital now...Remember the five points of my dividend...

Little Rabbit’s Husband: Don’t worry, the organization will definitely remember your contribution. By the way, your medical expenses will not be reimbursed.

Kakuzu's eyes widened when he saw the message from Dave.

The ambulance is on the road...

Suddenly, a figure jumped out of the car behind the ambulance, and the figure shouted that the damn hospital couldn't even try to defraud me of my money!

Maybe it was because the black shadow came out in such a hurry that I didn't notice what was behind it. The black shadow that had just come out was hit by a car from behind in an instant...

Madara, who was driving, felt he hit something, opened the window and took a look...