Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Dave!! Is this what you call a big job?!" Danzo roared through gritted teeth.

"What? Isn't this a big deal?!" Dave replied

"I fuck your uncle Dave!!" This was a good word that Danzo had learned from hanging out with Dave in the past few months. At this moment, he felt that it was most appropriate to use it on Dave.

"Where's Hiruzen? Why didn't you say anything?" Dave looked at Danzo who was the only one scolding him. Why didn't Hiruzen say anything?In the past, he was the one who scolded the most.

Dave and Danzo simultaneously turned their heads to look at Hiruzen, who was blushing all over, and his smiling and lewd eyes stayed on the Uchiha bunny girls above.

The scenery behind this is really nice...hiss!That plump... that snow-white... Hiruzen felt like he had entered heaven at this moment...

Dave and Danzo rolled their eyes at the same time. This little monkey still couldn't change his appearance...

"Yo!! This is youth!! Little boss! Let's push Madara-sama three hundred times around the village!!" Matt Wei, who was captured by Dave as a coolie, roared with passion.

"..." Dave looked at the youthful and green Kappa monster beside him, and felt his eyelids jump... He was really afraid that he would say something like Grandma Li knocking on the door...

At this time, Madara, who was swinging wildly on the stage, noticed something and looked towards a certain place with bright eyes.

"Hash Mom! Do you want to dance too!!!" Madara pointed at the red figure in the Hokage Building with gleaming eyes and roared excitedly.The Sharingan is opened...can you not be excited...

"...." At this moment, Hashirama and Tobirama on the Hokage Building were still in a state of shock... They couldn't believe their eyes...

"Motor..." Hashirama came back to his senses when he heard Madara swaying below shouting.

"Motor... this time! I won't lose to you!!" Hashirama's heart ignited with a blazing fire, and then a teleportation technique appeared in front of Madara!This was the first time in these years that Madara took the initiative to challenge himself... Naturally, he was also excited

But Hashirama was confused... Madara Uchiha knew how to dance, but what the hell did he know?

His gay friend Uchiha Madara seemed to notice Hashirama's embarrassment, and then activated his Sharingan and dragged him into the genjutsu. Hashirama didn't resist, because he knew Madara would not harm him.

"Unsolved! Motor! I will definitely beat you this time!!" Hashirama unlocked the genjutsu. He had already learned how to jump from Madara's genjutsu, and then he clenched his fists and swayed crazily to the rhythm.

Dave, everyone is dumbfounded at this moment...It's all messed up, it's all messed up...Is this still the plot of the original novel? ?

Today is also the busiest day in Konoha Village

Villager A: "That...that's!! Lord Shodaime!! The one next to him is...Madara-sama!! He...they are...this is...could...could this be Konoha's latest The popular ninja training method? Come on! Son! Let’s rock with Shodaime-sama!!”

Villager A's son: "..." He really wanted to say, "Dad, do you know what social death is?"

Spy B: "This... the First Hokage... and Uchiha Madara! That's it? I have to quickly write down the news and their actions and pass them to the village. Since the two heroes of the Warring States Period have done this, there must be them. The truth, is it some kind of conspiracy?"

The spy had already thought about how he passed the information to the village with great difficulty and danger. His Kage-sama successfully broke their plot and annihilated Konoha in one fell swoop. Then he swaggered back to the village and was personally rewarded by the Kage-sama!When the time comes... hehehe... Xiaomei should agree to me...

Uchiha C: "This...this...this...this...is...the clan leader!! Those...those white thighs, ah! Those women are from the clan Woman? This... this... I have to go back to the tribe and report to the elders..."

"Miss Mito, it seems to be very lively outside. Why don't you go out and take a look?" Uzumaki Mito's married maid asked slightly excitedly when she heard the noise outside.

"Huh? Did something big happen?" Mito naturally sensed two huge groups of chakra outside, which belonged to Madara and Hashirama.Listening to this movement...and Madara and Hashirama both went out together...could there be some enemy in the village?

"Yazi, I'll go out and take a look, you just stay here and don't go anywhere!" Mito became more and more worried as he thought about it, and rushed out of the station...

After a while...

Mito looked dumbly at the two long-haired men swaying crazily on the stage over there, and his heart suddenly went blank...

"Yo! Mito!! Hahahahaha!! How did I dance!!" Hashirama also noticed Mito who was looking at him blankly at this moment, and laughed.

After dancing for so long, he felt his lost youth...

"Who are you? Do I know you? I'm not familiar with you. Goodbye." Mito came back to his senses and found that the surrounding villagers were looking at him with strange eyes. Mito understood the meaning of those eyes... .What’s your relationship with that guy dancing on the stage?

Mito blushed and returned directly to the station after speaking. He didn't recognize the straight black guy outside.That guy couldn't be her husband. Although his husband could be a bit embarrassing sometimes, the one who was swinging wildly was absolutely impossible!

The smile on Hashirama's face froze. Looking at Mito's leaving back, he felt a little uncomfortable...

"Yo! Hashi hot mom! You can't dance! Are you going to give in! Hahahaha!!!" Uchiha Madara was dancing with excitement, so naturally he didn't notice Mito coming over there.When he saw his gay friend motionless, he thought he couldn't dance anymore and laughed.

"Motor! I will never lose to you!!!" Hashirama came back to his senses and heard the ridicule from his gay friend. Thinking that the two people's daily greetings for the past three months started with the sentence "ugly man", Hashirama He was also furious and continued to compete with Madara in dancing skills.

Behind the two people dancing crazily...

"The God of Kishimoto...Sennin of Six Paths...this...this...don't blame me...if the plot is messed up, don't blame me...Black Zetsu...you can't find your mother, don't blame me." ..." Dave cried silently in his heart, changed... completely changed... This is no longer the Naruto he was familiar with...

At the same time, Dave also had a trace of remorse in his heart. Why did he tell Uncle Ban about these girl groups before...Uncle Ban...I miss you...I miss you who always turns evil. ah....