Konoha's Crazy Dave

The next day

"Dave, what kind of help do you want from us today? You're not asking us to be coolies again, are you?" Hiruzen and Danzo received a call from Dave this morning, asking them what kind of help they wanted. Hiruzen and Danzo got headaches when they heard the word "big busy".

"Hey, I'm really busy." Dave was stunned for a moment, then laughed.

"Hey, Uncle Madara, just send those girls with nice voices to the third granary on the farm in the west of Konoha. Brother Lu is waiting for them there." Dave called Uncle Madara.

"Yeah" Madara replied and hung up.

Then Dave led the gay duo and rushed over there.

Orochi Luchu

"Madara-sama" Orochimaru wiped the cold sweat from his face and respectfully greeted Uchiha Madara in front of him.

This person is a ruthless person... If Hashirama is positioned as a good person in the village, then Madara is positioned as a ruthless person in the village.Everyone's legs would tremble when they saw him.

"Well, what should we do next?" Uchiha nodded. He didn't care about Orochimaru's nervousness. He had long been accustomed to it.

"These are the sisters of the Uchiha clan, please come with me." Orochimaru looked at the women behind Uchiha Madara and said with a smile.

Uchiha Madara also followed them. Well, he was still thinking about the C position of his boy band.

Orochimaru led a few people into his granary laboratory. His granary was still quite big, but it was a bit messy now. There were all kinds of miscellaneous metals on the ground, and there were piles of experimental equipment on each table. drawing.There is also a bed placed in the corner. When he gets excited about research, he usually stays awake for several days without sleeping. Sister Yu and Dave are also worried that Orochi Lu will die suddenly if he does this one day, so they brought a bed. Bed, Sister Yu will come over every day to supervise that he must sleep.

Orochi Lu had previously asked some villagers to dig a large space underground behind the granary. It was filled with machines for producing mobile phones and recruited workers. Those villagers also liked this kind of work and just looked at the machines every day. , just check to see if any of the produced mobile phones do not meet the standards and pick them out.In their opinion, such a simple job can lead to a monthly salary of [-] silver taels.

Then Orochi Lu led everyone downstairs. The workers greeted Orochi Lu, the second boss, and Orochi Lu responded with a smile.

There is still a lot of space down here, and the current supply is still very satisfying.You don’t need so many production machines.There is a large shed in the corner. It is not very big, but it can shelter a dozen people.

"These Uchiha sisters, just do as I say." Orochimaru led everyone into the studio. The studio was a recording studio with a lot of recording equipment.

Then Orochoku handed everyone the lyrics and music scores of various girl group fire lyrics from previous lives that Dave had prepared. There were five songs in total. Dave also changed a lot of lyrics appropriately. After all, this is Japanese, and there are many places. It needs to be changed, otherwise it will sound weird when sung.

Half an hour later, Dave and Hiruzen Danzo also arrived, and Uchiha Madara also came out with several women from the clan.

Uchiha Madara's face was red and his eyes were full of light.Dave shuddered hard... Those who didn't understand probably thought that Uchiha Madara was doing something with those young ladies inside...

"Uncle Ban, leave the rest to me!"

In Konoha Village

"Tobirama, don't you have to go to your laboratory to do research today?" Hashirama asked confusedly, looking at Tobirama who was sitting aside to help him with his official duties.

In addition to teaching students at the ninja school, Tobirama usually goes to his laboratory to study ninjutsu and other such things whenever he has time.Why did you come to him today?

"Brother, I... have researched a new technique."

"Is it water escape?"

"no...."

"Write it in the sealed book"

"..." Tobirama was depressed... He still thought about making his technique more popular...

Of course Hashirama would not be willing to do so. He knew what his brother was like. It could be said that his brother had almost all forbidden techniques except Water Release. He had also seen those forbidden techniques. He had been naive before, until His brother once taught a forbidden technique to a genin after an experiment. The genin is still a useless person because he cannot condense chakra.

Therefore, there is the existence of the sealing technique, which contains some forbidden techniques, including his own wood escape.70.00% of the forbidden arts come from his younger brother, 20.00% are the five-attribute S-level forbidden arts of the Sarutobi clan, and the remaining [-]% are collected by other tribes over hundreds of years in addition to their own secret arts. forbidden technique.

"What's going on down there?" At this time, there were sounds coming from underneath the Hokage Building.Hashirama and Tobirama looked at each other, and then a teleportation technique appeared on the Hokage Building.

“…”

"...Gudong...that...that...that...that is...is...is it a motor..." Hashirama's face was filled with astonishment, and his hands could not help but tremble. He slowly pointed to a figure below and asked

"I don't know him." Tobirama swallowed, turned his head and looked aside...

Below the Hokage Building, I saw Danzo, Hiruzen, Dave and several shadow clones of Madara Uchiha pushing a relatively large carriage, with several horses pulling it in front, and a large and thick carriage in the middle. A wooden board with four tires underneath.

On the wooden board, several Uchiha ladies were wearing bunny girl costumes. Uchiha Madara in front was wearing a suit customized by Dave. There was a huge speaker next to him. Uchiha Madara just followed the music with the little ones behind him. The sisters dance together...

The cold eyes, the evil smile on the corner of the mouth, the decent dance moves, and the shocking atmosphere rendered by the music, all hit the hearts of the villagers hard...

This situation really made Dave call him a dick when he saw it, and Hashirama felt sad and shed tears after seeing it.Sad why he gave up his gay friend and married that Uzumaki Mito.

Dave, who was pushing the car behind, also felt a little sore in his balls... It's over, it's all ruined now... Whoever told Dave that the handsome Uchiha guy with the evil smile above would turn black in the future, Dave It almost went up with just one slap... Are you telling me that the b above has turned black?Haha, now I think Hashirama might become darker than Madara...

Black Zetsu, maybe you have to wait another 1000 years to save your mother...

Originally, he had no intention of bringing Madara with him, he just let the young ladies dance to the music. Who knew Madara wanted to get involved, but Dave was stupid at the time... There was no other way, so Dave could only give him temporary help. Madara randomly made up a set of dance moves and asked him to join in the fun...

Uncle Ban...you have changed...

Uchiha Madara in front was also very excited, as if he had a second spring. The first spring belonged to Hashirama... and this second spring belonged to dancing!He, Uchiha Madara, seems to have found the meaning of living again... I'll get out of here about world peace and darkness...

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