Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Are you two fucking me?"

Dave was originally full of joy and greeting, preparing to welcome the large number of customers who were about to arrive. Then he opened the door and saw a person without...

Dave looked at the group of Danzo and Hiruzen with great pain. Is this what you call finished?

"...cough cough cough... maybe the villagers are not interested in mobile phones," Danzo said calmly after coughing twice in embarrassment.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Hiruzen also nodded quickly.

"Fart, I know I can't count on you two! Come on! Sisters!" Dave kicked each of them, and then clapped his hands.

I saw ten Uchiha ladies behind the gate wearing sexy bunny girls with bunny ears on their heads.Holding a stack of flyers in one hand and a mobile phone in the other, he walked out of the house in a hurry.

"This!!! This!!! This!" Hiruzen looked at the pairs of white thighs in front of him, and his legs couldn't help but tremble...

"Me! Me! I'm ashamed to be with you!" Danzo, a cold-faced man, was also blushing at this moment, and he quickly turned his head and shouted in a low voice.

"According to what I just said! Ten people in groups of two! Set off to promote the five directions of Konoha Village, southeast, northwest, and middle!" Dave clapped his hands and shouted

"Yes!"

Ten bunny girls rushed into Konoha Village...

I don’t know what happened in Konoha Village today. Countless men showed symptoms of anemia in Konoha Hospital, and among them ranged from a 70-year-old man in the village to a 6-year-old Hiruzen.Today, Konoha Hospital's income and expenses for one day are almost as much as half a year's... The director of the hospital and all the doctors and nurses have been severely punished.

"Dan!! Danzo!! Let!! Let me come down!! Me!! I can still withstand it!! I can still watch!!!"

“…”

"I'm fine!! Let me be discharged from the hospital!! It's only one day!!"

"Father??? Why are you here??"

"Damn it, Hiruzen, why are you here too???"

The two looked at each other in silence...

Danzo and Hiruzen's mother thought of something in their minds... Like father, like son... Next, Hiruzen's mother unilaterally beat up Hiruzen's father, Sarutobi Sasuke... Hiruzen and Danzo looked at the cruel hitting method... and really shuddered...

In the Hokage's office...

Hashirama looked at the emergency rescue report sent by Konoha Medical Department with a headache... It said that Konoha Hospital is now full of people from the main entrance to the rooftop entrance, and all these people's faces are expressionless without exception. He was pale, and there was blood flowing like a river under his nose...

Hashirama also knew what happened today... He secretly looked downstairs in the Hokage's office. Really, he only watched it for a while.Only for a few moments.

That is to say, his physique is that of an immortal, with blood flowing from the upper part, and the lower part is replenished...

"Hey, Motor, what happened to Dave today..." Hashirama rubbed his waist, only feeling that his waist was extremely sore today.

"....As long as no one was killed, and this incident is not Dave's fault, he just wanted to promote his small shop..." Madara replied on the other end of the phone

"...I won't blame him...the child...but...this child...is...how did he come up with this method...Now Tobirama is looking for you in the village like crazy , shouting that it was you who led Dave away..." Hashirama was also speechless... Today's things are neither big nor small.

At the most serious level, it is affecting the normal operation of the Konoha Medical Department. At the most small level, it is just because Dave wants to promote his shop...

"Hey, is there a shortage of people at the Konoha Medical Department? Do you need support from the Uchiha clan?" Madara sneered. If the white-haired guy really dared to come, he would really dare to beat him up and make him unable to take care of himself. .

"Yes, but it must be a male clan member... Now there are rumors about your Uchiha clan girls everywhere in the village..." Hashirama replied.

After a day of fermentation, the women of the Uchiha clan were labeled as dissolute and other bad words by the village. Now Uchiha Madara also has a headache, and he is also dealing with the Uchiha clan's affairs.

"Well, I understand. I'll ask Dave later. Since he did it, he must have a way to deal with it," Madara replied.

"Well, ask that kid," Hashirama replied and hung up the phone.

Since Dave dared to do this in the village, he must have a certain solution.

In the Senju Station, Dave was alone on the ground playing with the pea shooter out of boredom. He was grounded by his old father. The reason was the trouble you caused in Konoha today. If it weren't for Hashirama, Madara, and Tobirama, Everyone worked together to suppress it, and Dave would probably go to jail just for today's incident.

At this time, the phone in Dave's bag vibrated. Dave took it out. It was Uncle Ban.

"Hey, Uncle Spot," Dave said hello first.He also wanted to test whether Uncle Ban was criticizing him or protecting himself.After all, the Uchiha clan was the one who got into trouble today... Those ten bunny girls are still in the camp and don't dare to come out...

"Well, kid, do you have any solution to the Uchiha clan's issue?" Uchiha Madara asked on the other end of the phone.

"Of course! Hahahaha! Uncle Madara! Do you know what the Uchiha girl group is?"

"?????"

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The next day, in the Uchiha clan, Dave was also released from the Senju station on bail. He went to Uncle Madara to explain the matter in detail.

"Uncle Madara, once the girl group thing is completed, let's not talk about making money or not, the reputation of the Uchiha clan in the village will definitely change!" Dave explained in detail how these things are The operation... The more Madara listened, the brighter his eyes became, as if he was very interested...

"Well, you can try this. There are two questions now. The first question is, if you use mobile phones to expose their popularity, not everyone in the village has a mobile phone now." After listening to Dave bb such a conference, Ban was already very familiar with some professional terms.

"This is not a problem. Brother Lu has already developed new things. Even if everyone does not have a mobile phone, they will be able to become popular in Konoha Village." Dave smiled and said, Brother Lu is really a genius!Originally, he was thinking about how to solve this matter yesterday. In the early hours of yesterday morning, Orochimaru called to tell him that a simple new thing had been researched.

Then things will be much easier to handle later on, just watch how he does it!

"Well, the second question. After the Uchiha girl group is established, can we create an Uchiha boy group, and I will be the c-position! The village has been established, Hashirama has become the Hokage, and I have nothing to do now." Spot nodded. , expressed his thoughts.

"???Uncle Madara??? Do you also want to dance???"