Konoha's Crazy Dave

After a day of cultural shock from another world, everyone in Konoha Village became dizzy...

What happened today?What did I see?What did I do again?This is the torture of everyone’s souls after returning home...

Because of the leadership of two Konoha celebrities, Madara and Hashirama, coupled with the exaggerated music atmosphere.A large-scale disco show was held in Konoha Village today...

"Hey, how did everyone dance today!" Dave took the microphone developed by Brother Lu, walked to the stage, and shouted to all the villagers watching.

"..." The villagers were stunned... They couldn't believe what they did today... and... the child above looked only five or six years old. Why was his voice so loud?

"Today, villagers, you danced all day. I know you may feel a little embarrassed. But, I want to ask you, are you happy? You danced so enthusiastically, letting go of all your unhappiness and worries. All the pressure is with you. The dancing footsteps disappeared without a trace, didn't they?" Dave asked everyone on the stage

All the villagers nodded. Although it was indeed a bit embarrassing, they didn't seem to feel much.Because everyone around me is dancing with me, and I am not dancing alone.What is there to be ashamed of... And, indeed, after dancing for a day today, it seems that I have forgotten all my worries...

Indeed, sometimes people are like this. When you do something alone, you will feel a little embarrassed, but when everyone is with you, you won't feel so.

"Haha, just have fun today. Don't feel embarrassed or embarrassed. Look, don't you feel embarrassed when Shodaime-sama and Madara-sama dance in front of everyone today?" Dave continued.

The villagers laughed... Yes, there is indeed nothing to be ashamed of. The Shodaime-sama is leading us to dance.

"Now, let me tell you something. From now on, from four o'clock in the afternoon until dusk every day, there will be an Uchiha girl group here leading everyone to dance. Those who want to relieve stress can come here. Of course, everyone can also give They provide a little material support. After all, the girls of the Uchiha clan also need to eat, right? Also, the good music you heard today will be at the counter of the Aishen mobile phone store. You can download it. From now on, you can sing, dance and listen to songs at home anytime and anywhere. There are five songs in total, and each song costs ten taels." Dave said his true purpose today...

"Someone may want to ask, what is a kidney-loving mobile phone? Let me answer it for you. The mobile phone in my hand is a phone card. There is a calling card inserted in each mobile phone, and there are eleven numbers in it. ....." Next, Dave introduced to the villagers in detail what a mobile phone is.

offstage

"Huh~ Tobirama, Dave really has a business mind. He can come up with such publicity methods." Hashirama, who was so exhausted, sat on the ground half dead and said to Tobirama beside him.

"Hmph, some bastard next to him must have taught him that. Also, look what you are like today? Don't you feel embarrassed?" Tobirama snorted coldly. He was one of the few people in the village who kept his sense and did not follow Hashirama. The one who dances with Madara

"Hahaha, Tobirama, don't be so serious. Moreover, in the past few years since the establishment of the village, the village has still been a bit depressed. Dave's method is very good. You can also see that the villagers are very happy." Hashirama looked at the villagers with smiles on their faces and felt very happy.

"Hashirama, I won this time." At this time, Uchiha Madara, who was also panting next to him, said.

"Hey, Madara, how did you win? Is it okay that I can dance better than you?" Hashirama said unconvinced.

"Yo? I see that you are still a little unconvinced. Do you want to break up with me?" Madara sneered. It seems that Hashirama still refuses to admit defeat.

"Break off what?" Zhu Jian was stunned for a moment, what does this mean?

"Oh, it was created by that boy Dave, and it means fighting dance. I think it's pretty smooth to say," Madara replied.

"..."

It was not until the villagers learned everything about a kidney-loving mobile phone that today's event was successfully concluded.

Back to the station

"Uncle Ban, thank you and those sisters." Dave said to Uncle Ban with a smile.

"It's okay, I like it very much. Also, you said you can get the songs into this phone?" Ban said coldly, bowing his hands.

"Understood. Uncle Madara, you go to the store early tomorrow to find me, and I will help you download the music! And those sisters, the Uchiha girl group thing that I told you before has begun. These sisters will This is the Uchiha girl group. The songs sold are worth 5 taels per song, and [-] taels are given to the sisters." Dave immediately nodded respectfully and said

"Well, yes." The Uchiha clan actually doesn't care about the money from the songs, but the money belongs to the family. It would be good if the clan members can all earn some money, and Dave doesn't ask for more, [-]-[-]. Well, what a good kid.

Moreover, today's events have become fermented, and the villagers have also changed their views on the Uchiha clan. Now, why don't you go and ask a random person on the street?

"Sir, what do you think of the Uchiha clan?"

"Is it the Uchiha clan with those white-legged ladies? It's very good. The girls sing beautifully, dance beautifully, have white legs, and breasts...ahem. I think we have all wrongly blamed the Uchiha clan, Uchiha The leader of the Bo clan is such a handsome man, and he dances so beautifully. That’s great, I wrongly blamed the Uchiha clan before.”

This was what Uchiha Madara was asking casually when he came back and asked passers-by.Well, it seems like the Uchiha girl group thing is indeed feasible.Well, it’s time for a boy band too

"Kid, do you have any plans for an Uchiha boy band?" Madara then asked.

"...The boy band...don't use it for the time being...The Uchiha girl group has just started, and the villagers may not be used to it yet. Just wait until the villagers get used to it." Dave wiped the cold sweat from his face, Uncle Ban still hasn’t forgotten about his c position in the boy band...

"Well, Uncle Ban, I think if you also want to dance, you can follow the girl group. Just like today, let them be the backup dancers, and you will lead them. When the time is right, you can choose among the members of the clan. Several tall and handsome tribesmen formed the Uchiha boy band." Dave continued.

"Yeah, that's okay." Madara thought for a moment and nodded.

In Dave’s opinion, just find a few random girl groups.However, the men's team must not mess around, at least wait for Mirror, Shisui, Itachi, Obito, Sasuke and so on.That is the common expectation of Dave and the netizens from his previous life...