Konoha's Crazy Dave

"By the way, are you hungry?" The group of people set off on the road again, looking at the others and asked.

"Not hungry..." Several people shook their heads quickly, fearing that this child would do something outrageous again.

"Oh, you are hungry. Let me take you to eat something!"

.....

After a while...

Several little friends looked at the fruit patch in front of them with confused faces...

"Quick, quick, pick as many as you can eat," he said as he brought a few bags and handed them to a few little guys.

"...Isn't it good for us to pick vegetables from the villagers?" Little Jiraiya asked doubtfully.

"What's wrong with this? My father is related to the villager's uncle in this vegetable field. It's okay." He shook his head.

"This... okay..." The few little guys looked at each other and felt something was wrong...

After a few minutes

"Quick, quick, get down, get down! Someone is coming!" Suiren hurriedly pulled the little guys next to him and shouted softly.

"Hey! Didn't you say that your father is related to the village uncle? What are we doing!" Little Tsunade asked in a low voice.

"They are relatives...just the kind that cannot be beaten with eight poles." He shrugged.

.....

"Hmm~ It's delicious~." Sui Ren was full after eating, but the other little friends still didn't eat anything.

"How can you do it without eating anything?" Suiren looked at the little friends and shook his head helplessly.

At this time, Sui Ren saw something and his eyes lit up.

"Wait a minute! There is a chicken there laughing at me??!! Can I coddle it?? I want to catch him and take him back to stew for my big brother!"

"Huh?? It's you white-haired boy again!! Here to steal my fruit again! You stole the chicken that was lost last time, too! Stand there!!" At this time, the villagers arriving over there discovered Sui Ren. , yelled full of anger.

"No! He's coming! Run!"

Well...how can several children outrun an adult...

Konoha Security Department...

Madara came to the Security Department today to sort out recent affairs, um...

"Tell me, what's going on?" Madara looked at the little guys with their heads lowered in front of him, and then looked at the villagers next to him who were blushing with anger and asked in confusion.

"Police sir! These little guys stole my fruit! Especially this white-haired kid! It's happened several times! But a few times there was a little orange-red thing running with him, but I didn't catch it! This time I Catch him," the villagers said angrily.

"...I understand...kid, what are your parents' phone numbers?" Madara was stunned for a while, then nodded helplessly and asked.

He lowered his head and said slowly...

Madara entered the phone number into his phone...

Contact person: Jiuwei

?Madara was confused when he looked at the note displayed above, but he still typed it.

"Hey, who is it? I wonder if I am busy right now? I have something to talk about, but I will hang up if I have nothing else to do." came the impatient voice of the Nine Lama.

"I, Madara Uchiha," Madara said coldly.

"....Cough cough cough cough cough... It turns out to be Uncle Madara, what do you want, sir?" Little Kyuubi coughed a few times and asked hurriedly.

"Do you know this brat named Hatake Suiren? He got into trouble. Come to the security department," Madara said slowly.

"This kid, you still haven't learned my essence, and you got caught? Ahem... I'll be right there." After complaining, the little Jiuwei over there quickly hung up the phone and rushed over.

"Little Tsunade, why are you following him around?" Madara looked at little Tsunade in front of him and asked in confusion.

"Grandpa Madara...I...I didn't...he just followed others and pulled us..." Little Tsunade lowered her head and said with some embarrassment.

Just when Madara was about to say a few words, the minister's dedicated landline rang.

"Hey, Madara Uchiha, it's me, Tobirama." Tobirama's voice came from the other side, but his tone was not good.

"I know, what's the matter?" Madara asked calmly.

"Find me a white-haired brat who is from the Hatake clan. You bastard! He even used my name as Hokage to cheat children out of lollipops!!" Tobirama roared angrily.

Just now, the mothers of the children who had been deceived by Sui Ren directly went to the Hokage building and asked to see the Hokage. The Hokage was completely confused after hearing this.

"...." Madara looked at Suiren in front of him faintly... Suiren smiled awkwardly...

After a while, Xiao Jiuwei rushed over, and the villager roared angrily when he saw Xiao Jiuwei.The final result was... Xiao Jiuwei paid several thousand silver taels as compensation to the villagers...

"You idiot, you can get caught even if you steal food! Don't call me my little brother when you go out!" Xiao Jiuwei looked at Suiren in front of him and said angrily.

"Ahem... Big brother... I'm still young... I can't run fast! Wait until I grow up! I'll run faster! I won't be caught anymore! Then I'll go to the vegetable patch every day I'll steal it for you, bah! I'll get some fruit for you to eat with my relatives! "It's all about people's ambitions.

"Well, you can teach me." Little Jiuwei nodded happily.

Madara on the side kicked the little Kyuubi away. I said, why is this white-haired boy such a thief? Did you teach him all this?

Madara looked at the sky, it was already getting late, and then looked at the little guys in front of him.

"Are you little guys going to eat?"

"Go go go!!" Xiao Jiuwei and Suiren immediately appeared in front of Madara and nodded quickly.

....They are still happy to have a meal for free.

After having a good time, the young Sannin and Madara went back. Beiliuhu and Sui Ren followed the young Nine Tails to a fishing ground.

"Everyone has left, there is a boat, let's go! See how I operate this time, and don't get caught in the future!" Xiao Jiuwei said solemnly.

Three little figures got on the boat under the cover of night. Xiao Jiuwei and Suiren held fishing nets in their hands and looked at the water with bright eyes. The little guy Beiliuhu sat behind and paddled silently...he just It's so small... He can use both hands to paddle the oar with all his strength.

But it was already night, and one person and one animal netted for half an hour without catching a single fish...

Kyuubi and Sui Ren have lost their patience.

"Damn this fish just keeps teasing you, it won't go into the net! You can't spoil it, tmd!!" Xiao Jiuwei jumped directly into the water after saying that.

"That's right! You can't spoil it! Tmd!!" He jumped in with the little Nine Tails...

Hmm... He seems to have just forgotten that he is only a three-year-old child...

"Brother! Brother! Save me, brother! I can't swim!" Sui Ren kept shouting as he floated up.

"...Idiot!! Why are you dancing along!!!"

"You can't let it get used to you!! tmd!!"

"...."Kyuubi is tired...