Konoha's Crazy Dave

By the bonfire by the river

"Does it smell good?" Little Jiuwei held a fish in his hand and looked at the two little guys with a smile.

"Yeah, smells good!" The two little guys each held a fish in their hands and nodded.

"Well, I'll let you eat something more delicious tomorrow." Little Jiuwei rolled his eyes.

Sui Ren looked at Xiao Jiuwei with eyes full of stars, as if he was seeing a life mentor.Beiliuhu also shook his head helplessly and continued to eat the fish in his hand.He always felt that it was a wrong decision to treat little Kyuubi as his eldest brother...

The two of them talked and laughed, and after eating, they went back to their homes to find their mothers. However, Beiliuhu was an orphan, so he followed Xiao Jiuwei back to the Internet cafe.Bei Liuhu has had extremely low self-esteem since he was a child and is not good at communicating with others. It was not until a few months ago that he met Xiao Jiuwei, an elder brother who led them around the village every day. This made things better.

In Bei Liuhu's heart, Little Nine Tails is like his parents, taking care of him meticulously... Although it sometimes often takes him to sneak around in the village... it doesn't look like a good person... well... a good beast. ..but all in all it's pretty good...

Hatake Suito is one of the few new-generation males of the Hatake clan. The Hatake clan has a sparse population. His father, Hatake Eikawa, is the younger brother of Sakumo's father, and Sakumo is also his cousin.Well...he was kidnapped by Kyuubi a few months ago to be his little brother...

Sui Ren's parents are working away from home all year round and are workaholics. They usually live with Sakumo's father.

The next day

"Put it on." Xiao Jiuwei brought two sets of police department uniforms and threw them to the two little guys in front of him.

"...Brother...this...isn't this the uniform of the Uchiha Police Department? Where did you get it?" Suiren looked at the uniform in his hand and asked with a confused look on his face.

"You don't need to worry about it. The one given to you two is the smallest size. See if it fits. If not, we will cut it." Xiao Jiuwei said calmly.

"...Brother...where did you steal it from??" Beiliuhu asked hesitantly at this time...

"Fart! I, Kyuubi, have always been aboveboard in everything I do in my life! I never do anything sneaky! How could I steal?!" asked the little Kyuubi with an angry roar.

"...But...this...this...this...girl...girl's...girl's underwear..." Beiliuhu's face turned red and he took out a bag from his uniform. Zhang pink...um...

"....bastard! Which bastard secretly put this in my uniform??!!"

"..."

The Uchiha clan...the home of the fifth elder, Uchiha Ryouyao...

"Father! Father! I can't find the three specially-made uniforms you gave me last year for the clan police department!!" Uchiha Shanshan found her father with an anxious look on her face and asked.

"Today is my first day as a trainee police officer!!" Today was her first day as an intern at the Clan Police Department after graduating from the Ninja School, and she couldn't even find her uniform.

"Don't worry! Think carefully about where you put it before. If someone took it away, see if there are any other things missing!" Uchiha Longyao, the fifth elder of Uchiha, hurriedly comforted him.

Shanshan hurried back to the house and searched again.

"Yes!" Shanshan came out of the room, her face flushed and nodded.

"What's missing?" Long Yao asked.

"...I...my underwear...was also lost..."

"...Think about who you have brought to your room before? Your friend?" Long Yao was stunned for a moment and asked quickly.

"...I...I...I brought Brother Jing to my house before..." Shanshan lowered her head and said with a blush on her face.

"...bastard! When did you ever bring that bastard boy to your home!" Long Yao took a deep breath. His anger was overwhelming...

"...A few days ago..."

"Okay, okay. I thought this guy was a nice guy these past two years, but I didn't expect him to turn out to be such a well-dressed beast! He even steals girls' underwear! Bastard! You go to the police department first, I Let's talk to the Madara clan leader later and forget it." Long Yao stood up from the rocking chair and roared angrily.

"Okay...Father...where are you going??!" Shanshan nodded, looking at Long Yao's back and asked in confusion.

"I'm going to find that bastard from Yangjiang! Damn, his son is a beast in disguise, and he's definitely not a good guy as an old man! I can't find his son now! I'm going to find him to settle the score!" Uchiha Ryūyao's voice said. Come, the figure also disappeared here.

Several elders of the Uchiha clan were all selected based on their strength and qualifications during the Warring States Period. Except for the first elder and the third elder who were brothers and related by blood, the other elders were all incompatible with each other.Several elders also had some conflicts in private due to various reasons, and they were unhappy with each other. This time, Long Yao found an opportunity.

Half an hour later

The Will of Fire trio has already solved the first A+ level target. There are three of them, which means they have to defeat three. Now they have found the second target to kill and are following behind to look for opportunities.

"Sister, you sit on the bow of the boat~Brother, I'm walking on the shore~Love and love, swinging on the rope~" The mobile phone in the mirror's pocket suddenly rang...

The three of them were dumbfounded... Jing quickly took out his cell phone. It belonged to his father. No matter how many things there were, he hung up first.

"There's someone following you! Bastard! Go to hell!" When the target person in front heard the voice behind him, he turned around and ran directly towards the singing, holding the knife.

"Mirror! You bastard! Didn't I tell you to leave your phone at home! Who the hell came out to get the phone on a mission!!" Danzo looked at Kagami and roared angrily.

"...Chief Madara..."

The atmosphere was silent for a while...

"...bastard! How can you compare with the Madara clan leader! If you fail to succeed, you will fail! Damn it! Go ahead!" Hiruzen shouted when he heard the footsteps getting closer and closer.

The three of them went through a "hard fight". In fact, it was because Jing glared at him that the guy lay on the ground and had a violent diarrhea and then committed suicide because he couldn't bear it anymore.

"Ahem, this mission target must be Hiruzen's. Sorry, I'll answer the phone first." Jing coughed twice in embarrassment and quickly took out his cell phone to call his father.

"You bastard! Where have you gone! You dressed-up beast!!!" The angry roar of the Yangtze River came from the other side.

"???"

"You and that old bastard girl of the fifth elder are usually very affectionate and I just treat it as invisible and don't say anything, but you actually stole that girl's underwear! You! You are going to piss me off to death! !" came Yangjiang's trembling voice.

"???" The mirror was covered. When did I steal her underwear? ?Besides, do I need to steal it if I want it? ?Ahem, that’s too far off topic.