Konoha's Crazy Dave

The next day, with Hashirama's limit changed for one, he and Kakuzu both entered the hospital and were admitted to the same ward.

Well... Kakuzu heard that this time he was not reimbursed, he scolded Dave for being shameless, and jumped out of the window to escape.

In the end, Dave paid for the hospital's glass compensation...

"Grandpa! Grandpa!" Little Tsunade ran into the Internet cafe, and Kouchimaru and little Jiraiya followed behind.

Little Tsunade walked around the Internet cafe, but did not find the familiar figure.

"Kuro Lama! Have you seen my grandpa?" Little Tsunade ran to the counter, looked up at Little Kyuubi who was playing a game above, and asked doubtfully.

"Your grandpa? Which one?" Lama Xiaojiu had a cigarette dangling from the corner of his mouth. His six beards looked like they hadn't been groomed for a long time and had grown to his chest. The red hair on his head was messy. He looked at Tsunade in confusion and asked.

"That's... Grandpa Hashirama." Little Tsunade gestured with her hands and asked with a cute little chubby face.

"Oh, Hashirama, he's not here. I heard he's in the hospital," Lama Xiaojiu exhaled and said slowly.

"Huh? Oh...Okay, where is the hospital?" Little Tsunade nodded confusedly and then asked.

"From here, turn left for a few hundred meters and walk straight for a few hundred meters and you'll be there," Xiaojiu Lama said slowly.

"Okay, thank you, Nine Lamas!" Little Tsunade said her thanks and was about to leave.

"Wait a minute, you three, take these two brats away with me too! They've been annoying me to death every day." Xiaojiu Lama looked at the backs of the three people and lifted out the two boys behind the counter. One had white hair and the other A head of silver hair.

"Hello...my name is Beiliuhu..." The silver-haired child looked like he was two or three years old, and he looked at Tsunade a little shyly and said hello.

"Hello, little sister, my name is Hatake Suiren! Hey, nice to meet you!" The white-haired boy also looks like two or three years old, but he has a lot of sunshine.

"Hello, my name is Tsunade!" Little Tsunade also greeted the two of them.

"Hmm~ Sister Tsunade, you are so cute, can I touch your face?" Hatake asked with a smile.

As soon as little Jiraiya behind Tsunade heard this, he stood up suddenly

"Go away! Go away! Tsunade is mine, no! It's mine and Orochimaru's!" Little Jiraiya was very unhappy when he saw that the two or three-year-old white-haired boy in front of him wanted to touch Tsunade's face. He stood in front of little Tsunade and said.

"Hmm... um... it's mine... no... it's ours." Kouchimaru also walked up to Tsunade and looked at the boy angrily and said.

"Hehe, the two little brothers are also very cute. Can you let me touch your faces?" Suiren asked with a smile.

"Orochimaru! Is this white-haired boy the pervert that Uncle Dave said?" Little Jiraiya looked at little Orochimaru and asked.

"Become...perverted!" Kouchimaru puffed out his cheeks, pointed his little finger and shouted.

"No, isn't the pervert Uncle Hiruzen that Brother Dave is talking about?" Kouchimaru came to his senses, shook his head and asked.

"Hmm... He is the same as Uncle Hiruzen... Hmm! They are both perverts!"

"abnormal!"

"You two idiots, shut up. Hum, although you are older than me, I, Tsunade, will not listen to you! Do you understand!" Little Tsunade said with a hum as she picked up her hands and walked out of the surroundings of the two.

"Understood!" Suiren nodded.Beiliuhu also nodded.

"Also! I can only bully these two idiots! You are not allowed to bully them!" Xiaozuna pointed at the two little friends behind her and continued.

"understand!"

"Okay, I'll reluctantly let you two follow us!" Little Tsunade turned around and smiled.

Jiu Lama looked at the five little friends leaving, blew out a puff of smoke, and finally became quiet.That kid who follows others...well...should not do anything out of the ordinary, huh.Although he has learned a lot from me, but... well... trust him for once.

On the road.

The five little guys were laughing and making noise, but little Jiraiya was still unhappy with the white-haired boy, and always grunted and argued with him.

"By the way, are you eating sweets?" At this time, Suiren saw something and asked with a smile.

"Are you rich?!" Little Tsunade looked at Sui Ren with a starry face and asked.

"No, but if you want to eat, I'll get you some food," Suiren said with a smile.

The four of them nodded doubtfully.

Then, he followed others and ran to a group of children who had just come out of the candy store on the side of the road.

"Hmph, hello!" Suiren looked at the children and greeted them with a smile.

"Hello..." One of the little boys looked at the sudden appearance and greeted him in confusion.

"I am a genin and I am currently on a mission. By the way, the lollipops in your hands are very likely to be materials used by dangerous people to store important information. Now in the name of Hokage, I will officially collect these lollipops!" Sui Ren He waved his white hair and said seriously.

"You! You lie! You are as old as us! How can you be a ninja!" Another boy with eyes said with a witty look.

"Look clearly! I am a member of the Hatake clan! Our Hatake clan is a powerful clan that can become a ninja at the age of three! Come on, turn it in as soon as possible." He pointed to the Hatake logo on his shoulder. The belt said.

"Huh?? Oh oh oh! Okay! We'll hand it in right away!" Upon hearing this, several little friends were so frightened that they hurriedly handed over the lollipops in their hands to Sui Ren.

"Well, I'd like to thank you for your cooperation on behalf of the Hokage!" Sui Ren took the lollipop, nodded seriously, and turned to leave.

The four people over there were dumbfounded when they saw this operation...

"No, come on, eat it. It tastes like strawberry, um, sweet." He walked over, opened a lollipop, took a sip and said with a smile.

"Hey, isn't it good for you to do this?" Little Jiraiya looked at Suiren and asked in displeasure.

Sui Ren tilted his head and took out two small books from the small satchel around his waist.

"How to Prostitute for Nothing in Konoha" Author: Ku Lama

"Operations of Konoha Capitalists. Fun with the People" Author: Senju Dave & Kakuzu

"No, this is the knowledge I learned from these two books. One of them was written by my eldest brother, and the other seemed to be written by cousin Sakumo's master! I learned endless knowledge from them!" The man said excitedly.

"...Uncle Dave...has he ever written something like this???" Little Jiraiya looked at little Tsunade and Orochimaru with a confused look on his face and asked.

"I don't know...but I want to take a look." There was a hint of passion in Xiaoshemaru's eyes.This is written by Uncle Dave!

"No, no, no, Orochimaru, the knowledge here is very profound. You still can't understand the meaning of it now! You can read it when you grow up!" Suiren shook his head and put the two books together. Put it back into the small bag on the belt.

Sui Ren gave the lollipops in his hands to several people. Except for Beiliuhu, who ate them as usual, the three little guys still didn't take a bite.

Several children over there saw that the genin gave his lollipop to the other children, and then they realized that they had been cheated, and they all went home and sued their mothers.