Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Hey, hey, Danzo, are you still watching? Everyone has left!" Hiruzen on the side stretched out his hand and waved it in front of Danzo, asking teasingly.

"....Let's go." Danzo glanced at this wretched man and left here first.

"What's wrong with him?" Kagami looked at Danzo looking so strange and looked at Hiruzen in confusion.

"Maybe...this is...love~" Hiruzen said slightly coquettishly

"...Rogue" Mirror glanced at Hiruzen, shuddered hard, and followed Danzo.

"Hey! You, a pedophile, have the nerve to talk to me! Tell me clearly!!" Hiruzen yelled angrily.

On the other side, the village.

"Ahem, Madara, don't ignore me. What happened last time was really an accident. You have to believe me!" Hashirama, bah, Hashirama looked at Madara with a pleading look.

Madara gave this guy a cold look... No... I can't go and see... Damn, the more I look at it, the more I think of that...

"...Let's do this, Madara, the car I used for the last Konoha Mountain body racing competition has been finished. Let's go to the 4S store to pick it up! I'll take you for a ride!" Hashirama felt a little lonely... Suddenly he thought of this, He asked looking at Madara happily.

"...Okay..." Madara glanced at Hashirama reluctantly and nodded slowly.

"Oh! That's great! You finally pay attention to me!" Hashirama yelled happily.

The two of them arrived at the 4S store, and they happened to catch up with the promotion planned by Kakuzu today, which was [-]% off.The place was packed with people.

"Quick store, Madara! You won't be able to squeeze in later!" Hashirama shouted excitedly, pulling Madara along.

"Let go, I will leave on my own!" shouted the man with bulging veins on his spotty head.

"Okay, hurry up!" Hashirama reluctantly let go of Madara's arm and squeezed in.

"Hey!" Hashirama accidentally collided with a woman. The woman fell to the ground, covering her feet and screaming in pain.

"Then...that...I'm sorry, I didn't notice you, I'm sorry!" Hashirama quickly stood up and pulled the woman up, bowing quickly and apologizing.

"No...it's okay...it's just a sprain in my foot..." The woman looked at Hashirama in front of her and felt that he looked familiar, but she couldn't tell who it was.

Jiao Du, who was greeting everyone over there, saw this scene, and then took the mobile phone of the employee next to him who was chatting about penguins and took a photo of the scene.Then boarded his own penguin

Money is life: Dave!Look what I captured!

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Little Rabbit’s Husband: You are really...well...brave, I guess.

Money is life: Don’t talk about useless things. How about this photo being the headline tomorrow?The title is "Shocked!"The First Hokage-sama went out on the street..."

Little Rabbit's Husband: ...I don't know if I can make money... You must have left peacefully, that's for sure...

Money is life: What a coward, why am I afraid of him?This will be the headline tomorrow!

At Dave's home, Dave looked at the photos sent to him in the upper corner of his phone and fell into deep thought.

Little Rabbit’s Husband: Mito Auntie, I have a photo here, do you want to see it~

Love woman:?What is it, little Dave?Aunt Mito is busy here.

Little Rabbit’s Husband: It’s about Uncle Hashirama, cough cough that... that... [Emoji pack, I’m twisting my fingers at the corners of the Q version, I’m a little tight]

Love Woman: Haha, you brat.There's really nothing I can do against you

Women in Love: [Penguin Red Envelope] Congratulations on getting rich

Little Rabbit’s Husband: Hehe, thank you Aunt Mito!

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Love Woman: .....Where is he now?

Little Rabbit’s Husband: Uncle should be at the 4S store.

Dave looked at the money in the penguin red envelope, and happily recharged a few 648 into his Ninja Alliance, adding the latest Black Zetsu [Mom Loves You Again] with fine skin, and [Bandage Gigolo]. Epic skin, Senju Hashirama [Senju Hashirama] limited skin, Senju Hashirama [Konoha Mountain Rider God] epic skin, Hashirama and Madara's co-branded skin [Times Have Changed], Senju Dave [Love Confession] All the legendary skins are in the bag.

Ahem, uncle, this is Kakuzu's fault, not mine.Anyway, my aunt will find out sooner or later, well... I just let her know in advance...

On the other side, Kakuzu happily turned off his phone and put it in his arms.Then he looked at the staff on the side

"Confiscation, reimbursement, understand?"

"..."Woo woo woo... Manager Kakuzu is really too much...

"Eh? You! You are the Madara clan leader!!" The woman looked at Ban behind Hashirama, jumped on one leg and jumped in front of Madara and asked with eyes full of little stars.

Looking at the familiar expression of the woman in front of him, he nodded helplessly, then took out the equipment, sunglasses, hat and mask from his pocket and put them on.

After taking photos, signing autographs and a series of other things for the woman, the woman let Madara go.

"Car model No. [-]! Where is No. [-]? Where are the people? Don't you want the salary?" Kakuzu shouted on the field with a list in his hand.

"I'm here!" The woman quickly waved her hand and shouted towards Kakuzu.

Kakuzu slowly walked over, motioned to Hashirama and Spotted Head, and looked at the woman.

"My ankle is sprained...but...maybe...I won't be able to carry out today's activities..." the woman lowered her head and said with some embarrassment.

"...It's really a critical moment. Where can I find a car model now?" Kakuzu complained speechlessly.

At this time, Madara's eyes slowly looked at Hashirama who was scratching his head in embarrassment.

Kakuzu was stunned for a moment, and looked at Hashirama with his eyes emitting a faint green light...

Hashirama was stunned, looking at the two people in front of him staring at him blankly...I...I...what did I do...

after a while

Senju Hashirama is offline and Senju Hashirama is online.

Both Madara and Kakuzu couldn't bear to look at Senju Hashimi who was sitting in the car and posing with her big white legs exposed...

What a crime...what a crime...how do those people look at each other, and why are they all gathering in the same venue!

"Senju Hashirama!! Senju Hashirama!!" At this time, the ground slowly shook, and Mito, with a fierce look in his eyes and red hair floating behind him, walked slowly.

Zhumei who was posing over there was so scared that her legs were weak when she saw this scene, cough cough... I am Zhumei now... I am Zhumei... I am not Hashirama...

"Uchiha Madara!! Kakuzu!! Tell me! Where is Senju Hashirama!" Mito looked around but couldn't find it, looked at Madara and Kakuzu over there and asked fiercely.

Kakuzu and Madara immediately pointed at Hashimi who was trying to cover her face over there...

"Okay...Senju Hashirama...it turns out you still like this kind of thing."

"Then...that...Mito, listen to my explanation!!"

"Go and explain to the Sage of Six Paths!!"

"what!!"

Kakuzu and Madara looked at each other silently, then slowly lowered their heads, not looking at anything inappropriate.