Konoha's Crazy Dave

[Is this the annihilation of humanity or the loss of morality?]

[Today, a vicious fight occurred in Konoha. The two protagonists are Uchiha Madara, the contemporary leader of the Uchiha clan, and Senju Hashirama, the first Hokage. Currently, Senju Hashirama, the first Hokage, has moved in. He went to the hospital. For more information, after editor Olmo checks the situation, more detailed incident information will be published tomorrow]

This is the front page of today's kidney-loving newspaper. Madara looked at the editor of this front page, Olmo?

Ever since, Kakuzu was also admitted to the hospital.Dave brought some fruit to see the two of them.

"Blade, how are the sales of our newspaper today?" Zhutoujiao looked at Dave in front of him and asked excitedly.

"Yes, the profit points have increased by several points. You are the first one this time, big one." Dave nodded and gave a thumbs up to the corner of the hospital bed.

"Then...the cost of this hospital treatment?"

"This is an organizational task, and it is not included in the company's work-related injury reimbursement, okay," Dave said with a smile.

after a while

"What's wrong? What happened?" The nurse passing by outside the door seemed to have heard the sound of breaking glass in the ward, and hurriedly walked into the room and asked.

"It's nothing. There is a patient who feels that there is no point in living and jumps off the building." Dave shrugged and pointed to the broken window.

"..."

"Uncle, how are you?" Dave smiled, ignored the dumbfounded nurse, walked to the bed at the back with the fruit and asked.

"Uuuu..." Hashirama, whose face was covered with bandages, whined and nodded.

"Isn't your recovery speed very fast? It's been a day, why haven't you recovered yet?" Dave asked doubtfully.

Tears slowly oozed from the bandage around Hashirama's eyes. He pointed to the fruit basket next to him.

"Uh-huh.. Got it.."

Oh, let me tell you... it turns out that Uncle Ban came to see him this morning... and beat him again...

No matter how Hashirama complained to Dave about his grievances on one side, the other side

"Well... that... Danzo... are you free at 5 or 6 pm..." Hiruzen found Danzo, his face was a little red, and he asked coyly.

"...Yes..." Danzo glanced at this guy doubtfully and nodded slowly.

"Ahem, um... I made an appointment to go out to Lake Biwa in the afternoon... um... um... can you go with me?" Hiruzen asked slightly embarrassed.

"Are you going out to play with Lake Biwa? Why did you ask me to come over?" Danzo asked, looking at this guy in confusion.

"She also has a friend. If I go alone... wouldn't it be a bit embarrassing?" Hiruzen said with a smile.

"Then you go to Jing or Dave, what are you doing with me?" Wouldn't it be better for Jing or Dave to go to this kind of thing?Why did you call me over?

"Didn't Dave just get married two days ago? Now he's with Yue Mei every day. I'm too embarrassed to disturb him. As for Jing... I've asked him... He's going to go on a mission with that girl in the afternoon." Hiruzen shrugged helplessly..

With Danzo's temperament, he doesn't want to come looking...but...it seems like there really is no one left...

"Okay" Danzo nodded.

"Haha, thank you so much, Danzo! I'll go back and get ready first!" Hiruzen Le returned with a bang.

At 5 or 6 p.m.

"Biwa Lake! I'm here!" Hiruzen ran over with a smile on his face, and Danzo followed Hiruzen slowly.

"Ah, hey, are you Hiruzen Sarutobi?" Before Biwako could speak, the young woman on the side asked in confusion.

The woman's short hair falls just on her shoulders, her round face and innocent eyes look very cute.

"Yeah, I am!" Hahaha, it seems that Lake Biwa really has me in her heart!She even introduced me to her friends!Hiruzen thought in a very disgusting way.

"Oh~ So you are the wretched, perverted Sarutobi clan leader, and..." "Shut up!" Before the woman could finish her words, Biwako hurriedly covered her mouth.

"Ahem, Hiruzen, she doesn't know where she is and is just blindly listening to her words. Don't worry about it," Biwako looked at the dumbfounded Hiruzen next to her and hurriedly explained.

"It's okay, it's okay, I don't care. Oh, by the way, this is my friend, Danzo Shimura." Hiruzen cried silently in his heart, and then pointed to Danzo behind him and introduced.

Danzo glanced at the two of them indifferently. The woman whose mouth was covered looked at Danzo, who looked at her and looked away.But the woman was still looking at him.

"Well, hello, my name is Uchiha Miru, nice to meet you." The woman pushed away Biwako's hand, walked to Danzo and extended her hand, greeting with a cute smile.

Danzo glanced at her coldly and nodded.

"Hey, you are a little rude. Can you speak? Are you mute?" Mi Lu asked angrily looking at Danzo's cold attitude.

Danzo glanced at her coldly again and said nothing.

"Ahem, my friend has this kind of character, don't worry about it." Seeing that something was wrong, Hiruzen hurriedly stepped forward and stood in front of Danzo and said with an apologetic expression.

"Hmph" Mi Lu hummed and returned to Biwa Lake.

"What are you doing? I asked you to help me. Why don't you help me lure her away?" Hiruzen turned around and asked softly anxiously.

"..You guys are playing for your own good, I was just called here by you, what does it matter what she does?" Danzo said calmly.

"Damn, I knew I couldn't bring you here," Hiruzenba cursed, forget it, it depends on the situation.

The four of them were walking on the street at dusk. Biwako and Milu were talking and laughing, while Hiruzen and Danzo stared in embarrassment.

Can you say something?Hiruzen spoke with his eyes.

Um?Danzo gave a confused look in return

Will you die if you say something?

Ok?

What are you talking about?Can’t you see that the situation is not optimistic?Say something quickly!

Ok?

Hiruzen slapped his forehead hard, Danzo...

"Um, Lake Biwa, it's getting dark, are you hungry?" There was no other way, Hiruzen had no choice but to come by himself.

"Well... I'm a little hungry." Biwako nodded.

"Let's go eat Niugui BBQ. The grilled squid made by Master Yaogui is delicious," Mi Lu said with a smile.

"Okay" Hiruzen and Biwako smiled and nodded in agreement.

"I won't go! I won't go!" Danzo's legs trembled when he heard about the barbecue, and he shouted out, thinking of "Looking at the Maofang Falls" that night.

"Hey, why are you like this? You didn't say anything just now. Now everyone wants to go to dinner. What do you have to say?" Mi Lu looked at Danzo angrily and asked.

"Huh, if you don't go, you won't go." Danzo gave her a cold look.

"Yeah yeah yeah!! I'm so angry!!"