Konoha's Crazy Dave

Blind date

Hashirama sneaked in, hid under a corner and looked around, and then he saw the target person.

Madara stood in the middle of a bunch of women, with veins popping out on his head... So this was a blind date... No wonder...

He had only been here for a few minutes... but a bunch of women gathered around him and wanted to treat him to dinner... and they all had big spots on their heads.

Hashirama saw Madara's embarrassment at this time, well, he had to find a way to save him.

At this time, Hashirama rolled his eyes, smiled evilly, and noticed something...

After a while...

Madara was just thinking of a way to leave here, when suddenly, the noisy sounds around him stopped.Madara was confused and looked at everyone's eyes...

"Ta...ta...ta...ta..." came the sound of high heels hitting the ground

Madara looked up from the bottom, and saw a pair of white stockings on the high heels. Those big white legs made people dazzle. The "female" wears a green pleated skirt on her lower body, purple half-sleeves on her upper body, a bag hanging on her hand, and the pair of murder weapons on her chest...ahem.

The "female" has an oval face, a seductive man-colored lipstick on her lips, and long black hair that reaches her shoulders and waist.

The "female" covered her mouth and chuckled, looking at Madara with a pair of charming eyes, and the two looked at each other...

Madara looked at the "female" who suddenly appeared in front of him and was a little at a loss for a moment...

"Um...Motor...ahem...this handsome guy, can I treat you to dinner?" The woman slowly walked up to Madara and asked with a chuckle.

Madara didn't seem to have come to his senses yet, and nodded in confusion...

Then the "girl" took Madara's hand and slowly left here.

If I had known better, I wouldn't have stuffed such a big thing into it, it's so heavy. "Female" Zizhujian looked at the two big iron blocks hanging on her chest and thought very unhappy.

The two of them arrived at a restaurant

"Oh! Hello, beautiful lady, handsome gentleman," the waiter asked in surprise as he looked at the handsome man and woman who walked in.

"Well, let's try the most famous dish here, um...he's a treat," Hashirama nodded.

He really has no money... Wuwuwu... The last time he bought Dave Yuemei a car, he had already spent all his savings... Wuwu...

The two found a quiet place in the restaurant and sat down.

Both of them lowered their heads absentmindedly. Hashirama wanted to tell Madara that he was Hashirama right now, but... the bad taste in his heart made Hashirama want to continue the fight.

"That" they both raised their heads and spoke at the same time.

"You speak first"

"Okay, I'll say it"

"You first, you first" Hashirama interrupted quickly.

"My name is Madara Uchiha, what's yours?" Madara asked calmly.

"My name is Senju Hashira... Senju Hashira Mei" It was so dangerous that I almost let it slip.

"From the Senju clan?" Madara asked, looking at Hashirama in front of him in surprise.

"Um"

After saying that, the two fell into silence again..

Until the waiter brought the food, there was no communication between the two of them while they were eating.

After eating, Hashirama wanted to tell Madara now, but...

"110, my phone number, you can call me when you are free tomorrow. By the way, I will be free tomorrow afternoon" was the last thing Madara told him before leaving.

Before Hashirama could say anything, Madara walked away...

The next day, at Dave's house

"Pfft!! What??? You disguised yourself as a woman and went on a blind date with Uncle Madara???" Hashirama came to Dave early in the morning to complain. Dave spat out the water he just drank, and asked with shock on his face. .

Damn it, Uncle Madara can’t even use his Sharingan to look at it? ?

"Well... Madara also said that I would go find him again in the afternoon. What should I do?" Hashirama had a wry smile on his face. Originally, he had a bad taste and wanted to rescue Madara from the blind date corner. Who knew? Will it develop like this?

"...Go ahead...and tell Uncle Ban that you are you. I think according to Uncle Ban's temper...well...he will ignore you for a few days at most...probably..." Dave rubbed his eyebrows , said helplessly.

"Really?" Hashirama asked as he looked at Dave with a little hope.

"Yeah" Dave nodded.

Okay, Hashirama is gone again, this damn thing is faster than the Flying Thunder God...

"Little Rabbit, I'm going out first. If you're bored at home, you can chat with Mito Auntie." Dave picked up the camera at home. How could he miss such a good thing?

"Okay, I know!" Yue Mei's voice came from the room.

"Hey Olmo!" Dave walked out of the house and took out his cell phone.

"...This is Olmo...over..." Kakuzu said slowly after being silent for a while.

"Come to xx restaurant, a new mission! It's very exciting!"

"Earn money?"

"If you are brave enough... dare to threaten Uncle Hashirama and Uncle Madara... well... you should make a lot of money..."

"gogogo!"

I, Kakuzu, Ormo of the Akatsuki organization, the black-faced buck ghost, the bravest man in Konoha!spot?Hashirama?Oh, what the hell are they?

After a while, two perverts wearing stockings were lying on the roof of the restaurant. Each of them held a camera and took pictures of the restaurant opposite.

inside the restaurant

"Hello, Hashirama Senju, we meet again," Madara said slowly, looking at Hashirama in front of him.

"Hello... Uchiha Madara..." Hashirama swallowed and said slowly.

Falling into silence again...

Hashirama mustered up his courage and was about to speak

"Madam, sir, your meal has arrived." At this time, the waiter slowly walked over and said.

At this moment, there was a fold in the carpet on the floor. The waiter did not see it and tripped the waiter directly. The dinner plate in his hand fell directly towards the pillars over there.

At the critical moment, Madara suddenly stood up and grabbed for the plate, and Hashirama also stood up. This was an instinctive reaction after years of fighting.However, as soon as Hashirama stood up, he regretted it... The two of them collided directly and fell to the ground.

The atmosphere fell into silence...

"...hard?" Madara fell on Hashirama's body and was about to get up, but accidentally touched the two iron blocks on Hashirama's chest...

The atmosphere fell into silence again..

Madara suddenly decided that this woman looked familiar... Madara opened his Sharingan...

"That... motor... actually... actually... that... I can explain what's going on."

"...."

"Listen to me, just yesterday...I was looking for you...you were surrounded at the dating corner...I wanted to save you...and then...then...then... At once.."

"..."

"Hash hot mom!!!"

"Ahhhhhh!!!"

"Quick! Blade! Shoot it! Shoot it! Madara beats Hashirama violently! Tomorrow's kidney-loving newspaper will have the headlines!!" Kakuzu hurriedly patted Dave on the shoulder and shouted.

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