Konoha's Crazy Dave

(Warm reminder, some passages in this chapter may contain uncomfortable images and sounds. Please put down the food in your hands)

"Okay, okay, Danzo, let's go, ahem... what happened last time was probably an accident, and it probably wasn't Master Niu's fault," Hiruzen hurriedly pulled Danzo and said.

"...Okay" Danzo glanced at Hiruzen and slowly closed his eyes...

Soon, the four of them arrived at Niugui Grilled Squid

Ushiuki saw Danzo Shimura coming again, and looked at him with red eyes...

Danzo swallowed. It seems like I didn't do anything. Why is he looking like this again?

Well, as expected, the four of them were walking on the street after eating, and Danzo suddenly felt a roar from his stomach...

"Hi... Hiruzen... I... I'm going to use the toilet first..." Danzo looked at Hiruzen with a troubled face, and after saying that, he ran to the toilet with a teleportation technique.

"..." Hiruzen looked at Danzo who suddenly disappeared, with a confused look on his face...

"Where did that facial paralyzed monster go?" Mi Lu looked at Danzo who suddenly disappeared and looked at Hiruzen and asked.

"He had some stomach discomfort and went to the bathroom," Hiruzen said with an awkward smile.

At this time, Hiruzen's cell phone rang.

"My wife is the biggest~Husband is the second~" Hiruzen quickly took out his cell phone, bastard, this damn kidney-loving cell phone keeps randomly changing the ringtone for me every time.

"What's wrong Danzo?" Hiruzen asked calmly while holding the gazes of the two people next to him.

"...Give me some paper...bastard...the public toilets have run out of paper," Danzo's angry voice came.

Danzo was also confused. Logically speaking, the paper in this public toilet is not delivered every day. According to the daily population flow, it will not be used up?What bastard stole it?

In the pit next to Danzo, someone with a faint green light was holding a pile of paper in his hand...

Hehehe... I also saved money on buying paper... Hey, damn, I'm so hungry.Damn you Dave, the fruit last year spoiled so quickly.

Hiruzen was speechless and hung up the phone.

"Well, Lake Biwa, I'll leave for a while. Danzo's toilet is out of paper." Hiruzen smiled awkwardly and looked at Lake Biwa and said.

"Wait a minute, tell me which toilet he is in, and I will go and give it to him." Mi Lu rolled her eyes and said with a smile.

Hiruzen looked at Milu in confusion, and Milu looked at Hiruzen and then at Lake Biwa.

Hiruzen immediately understood that this comrade was a good person.

"Which toilet next to xx street is he in?"

"Okay, I'll deliver it to him, and you guys can... cough, whatever you want."

Mi Lu left with a smile.

Hiruzen and Biwako were left standing awkwardly at a loss.

"Then...that...what are we going to do now..." Hiruzen's heart was beating for a while, and he mustered up the courage to ask.

"...You...do you like reading..." Biwako asked equally awkwardly...

"I like it! Of course I like it!" Hiruzen continued...

Just like that, the two of them ran to the library to read...

On the other side, this side of Danzo's public toilet...

"Hiss, damn, damn Eight-Tails, what kind of squid did you make? Why is Hiruzen so slow in delivering the paper?" Danzo squatted on the pit and complained bitterly.

"Shimura Danzo! Shimura Danzo! Which pit are you in?" At this time, a shout came from behind the wall behind Danzo.

"...." Danzo was confused...

"I'm here to deliver paper to you. Where are you? I'll throw it in from the window for you," Mi Lu shouted outside the toilet wall.

"...here..." Bastard Hiruzen...I remember him...

"Oh~ So you are here, hehe, I won't give it to you!" Mi Lu rolled her eyes, walked to the wall behind Danzo's pit and said with a smile.

"... Bastard... bastard... Puff... Hurry... Puff! Give it to me! Puff puff puff puff! Damn it! Damn cow ghost!!! Puff, pfft, pfft..." Danzo and him My stomach vented its anger...

"Pfft, hahaha, pfft? Are you playing music? Hey, it stinks, stay away from here," Mi Lu asked with a smile.

"Damn it! Give it to me quickly! Poof!" Danzo had never been so angry...his hope of salvation was held in the hands of a damn woman.Bastard Hiruzen, I'll remember you.

"If you don't give it, I won't give it. I won't let you ignore me until you are paralyzed." Mi Lu shouted with a smile, a few meters away.

....The atmosphere was silent for a few minutes. During this period, popping sounds were heard from the toilet from time to time..

"Shimura Danzo? Shimura Danzo? You won't die in there, right?" Mi Lu didn't pay attention to herself for a few minutes, and shouted in confusion.

"Bastard...bastard...give it to me quickly! Pfft!" Danzo roared...

"Oh, it turns out he's not dead yet.... No."

"....Ahhhhh!! Bastard Hiruzen!!!"

.....

Hiruzen?Hiruzen is reading in the library...

After half an hour...

"...Hurry...give it to me..." Danzo's weak voice came from the toilet...

"Hey, you're not really going to die, are you?" Mi Lu hurriedly walked up and asked doubtfully.

"Hurry...Give it to me quickly...Pfft, tsk, tsk, tsk..."

"..Okay...I'll throw it in for you and you can catch it." Mi Lu hurriedly threw the paper in from the window.

Danzo over there looked at the paper in his hand, tears filling his eyes... Finally...

"Hey, Facial Paralysis, don't you know how to speak? Why did you ignore me when I greeted you before?" Mi Lu shouted.

"No point" Danzo's weak voice came out.

"Why is it pointless? A beautiful girl like me greets you, aren't you tempted?"

"..Hmm..I'm not moved...Pfft, tsk, tsk, tsk..."

"Pfft, hahaha, that's right. Who told you to ignore me?" Mi Lu laughed when she heard the venting sound coming from over there.

"Damn it, why are you laughing...Pfft...Why are you laughing? Why don't you leave?" Danzo's old face turned red and he roared angrily.

"I'm not leaving, I just came to see your joke," Mi Lu said with a smile.

The atmosphere fell into silence again...

"Damn! Why are there only three pieces of paper inside??" Danzo opened the paper box in his hand and saw that there were only three pieces of paper inside, roaring angrily.

"Guess, hehe"

"..."

"Let's do this, beg me, beg me and I'll give you the rest," Mi Lu rolled her eyes and said with a smile.

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!!" Danzo roared again, asking him to beg a woman in a low voice, or is this kind of thing?Absolutely impossible!

I, Shimura Danzo!How could the most ambitious person in Konoha do such a thing!Absolutely impossible!

I!Danzo Shimura!Even if I live in the toilet today!Even if that thing is on my butt!I would never ask her to give me a piece of paper! !

....one hour later

"Mi... Mi Lu... I... I beg you..."

"Hahaha, okay, okay, oh, I told you it would be over soon." Mi Lu threw in the remaining paper in her hand with a smile.

Then, there was silence again...

"Shimura Danzo...am I disgusted?" Mi Lu asked.

"Um"

"We have only known each other for less than a few hours. Look at you. You always have a cold face and don't talk to me. I don't even know what made me offend you?" Mi Lu said doubtfully.

"..Anyway, you're annoying, pfft!" Danzo's veins popped out on his head..Thinking of what Mi Lu did just now...

"Hey, hey, you just have to speak nicely. What the hell are you farting at?" Mi Lu said mockingly with a smile.

"Damn it!"

"By the way, Shimura Danzo, let's have a chat?"

"I have nothing to talk to you about! Pfft!"

The atmosphere fell into silence again...

"Okay, then I'll leave first. Lake Biwa Hiruzen and the others are in the library now. I'll go find them first." Mi Lu felt that she was no longer having fun and was about to leave.

"Wait a minute! Don't leave!" Danzo shouted.

Will of Fire: Danzo!Lake Biwa and I have reached a very critical point!You must help me drag that Mi Lu!

Guarding Konoha: No matter.

Will of Fire: ....I will give you the opportunity to share my thoughts on chess that I bought from Love Kidney Newspaper Company for a large amount of money!

Guard Konoha: ..Okay.

Well, Danzo just talked to Hiruzen on Penguin.

As for Hiruzen's key steps... After reading the Biwa Lake book, there is nothing left to read. Where can Hiruzen promote "The Will of Fire" that he has written several hundred words?

"What? Is there anything else?" Mi Lu, who had just walked a few steps, stopped and asked doubtfully.

"That...that...the moon is beautiful today," Danzo said awkwardly.

Mi Lu looked up at the sky covered by gloomy dark clouds...isn't it beautiful?

"Cough cough cough...then...that...you...that..." Danzo's head almost exploded, what other reason is there for this?

"Pfft, tell me, don't you? You like me?"

"???I didn't, it's impossible, you're overthinking it," Danzo was confused and hurriedly retorted.

"Humph, don't think I can't tell. When we met, the first thing you looked at was me, but you were so moved that you didn't dare to look at me. You didn't dare to talk to me. It's not that you're mute, but that you always see me. It's heart-pounding. I'm so embarrassed that I don't know what to say. Hehe, he even refuted me to hide his shy heart!" Mi Lu, who was mechanical, saw through everything.

"????" Danzo was even more confused. What is your analysis?

"Oh, okay, okay, look, have you seen through me and don't know what to say? Hum, luckily I found out early. In this case, even though we have only known each other for a few hours, you I also have facial paralysis and can’t speak. But I’m pretty good-looking, so I’ll be merciful and give you a chance to pursue me. Okay, I’ll go to the library and wait for you.” Mi Lu finished. Just left here

"???Wait! Where do you stand! Tell me clearly!!" Danzo shouted hurriedly.

But she was already far away, so Danzo quickly wiped his butt and got up and chased after her.

Beside Danzo's pit, the man with a faint green light showed an interested look on his face, and then he took out his mobile phone.

Money is life: Dave, I think I can write a novel.

Little Rabbit’s Husband: Are you okay?Did you knock something somewhere?

Money is life: No, no, no, I have already thought of the plot, name, and characters.

Little Rabbit’s Husband:?Tell me

Money is life: What do you think of "Toilet Love"?

Little Rabbit’s Husband: You seem to have a serious illness.