Konoha's Crazy Dave

"You two..." Veins popped out on Tobirama's head, looking at his precious son and Wu with disdain in front of him.

The village directly lost one-thirtieth of its area, but fortunately there were no casualties.Dave used wood escape to keep others away before fighting, so only some lands and shops were destroyed.

"Nu, Iwagakure will compensate for this loss," Tobirama looked at Mu and said coldly.

"Why?" Wu asked unhappily.He didn't do this alone, so why should he pay compensation?

"Why? How many shops and lands have been damaged by your Chendun? Don't you know how?" Tobirama slapped the table and roared.

"I don't care about that" without a sneer.

"Okay, you don't care, someone will take care of it. Dave, go and give me the horns and call him over, let him go to the Tsuchikage to ask for money." Tobirama nodded, okay, you have the ability.

"Uh...Okay" Dave smiled and said helplessly.

In the hospital, Tsuchikage was lying comfortably on the hospital bed, ready to take a nap, when suddenly a person appeared in front of his eyes...

The Tsuchikage, an old man in his 60s, was so frightened that he stood up.

"You! Why are you here again!" Not only the Tsuchikage, but also the other three shadows saw this person coming, and they also stood up from the bed as if they were facing a formidable enemy, looking at this person solemnly.

"I don't care about you three," Jiaodu glanced at the frightened three figures over there and said with a sneer.

The three shadows just breathed a sigh of relief. It’s okay that they didn’t come to us. It’s okay that they didn’t come to us... We really have no money anymore...

Ishikawa swallowed. Since it's not about those three people, it's about himself... No way... I gave back 100 million for a tailed beast... You still have to bargain. What?If it really doesn’t work, I’ll post it for you.. Just let me go..

I still want to live a few more years...

"Your apprentice, Wu, got into fights with others in the village, causing extensive damage to one-tenth of Konoha Village. If your apprentice doesn't compensate, I will come to find you," Kakuzu said calmly, looking at Ishikawa.

"Asshole! This unfilial disciple!" Ishikawa yelled.

Damn, didn’t you see what this thing looked like just now?How dare you mess around in other people's villages.Is this black-faced buckster kidding you?Yes, the village is going to bleed again.

"Come on, let's discuss how much compensation we should pay. Your disciple's attack destroyed a total of 1789 square meters. The most valuable place among them is the Aishen Internet Cafe. There are one hundred computers in the Internet cafe, each worth 30 taels. Calculate. "Okay, let me tell you the total. I calculated it and you need to compensate a total of 20 billion silver taels." Kakuzu took out a calculator and a notebook, sat beside Ishikawa, and said slowly while calculating for him.

"Poof!" Ishikawa vomited blood and passed out on the spot.

Kakuzu stretched out his hand expressionlessly and slapped Ishikawa, waking him up again.

"Don't pretend to be sick. I, Kakuzu, give me money." Kakuzu said indifferently.

When he answered the call just now, he didn't want to come, but Tobirama said that he would give him 5.00% of the money he got, which made sense. In fact, the total of these things was only 5.00 million silver taels, but that was 20%, well, [-] [-] million is also very reasonable.

Ishikawa looked at Kakuzu blankly...

half an hour later

"Let's go, it's evening, let's take you to the bar to hang out." Dave glanced at Wu with disdain.

"Bar? What is that?" Wu asked doubtfully.

"Oh, where are you from? Where do you go? Where do you come from so much nonsense?" Dave asked.

Wu forcefully suppressed the anger in his heart... No... I can't take action anymore... This has to be compensated... Although it is not his compensation, it is also the village's compensation... I heard that the black-faced buckler has gone to find his master. ..

I hope the master is okay... But... the master seems to be over 60... he seems to be dead... Thinking of this, Wu quickly shook his head. What kind of rebellious idea is this? It must be the bastard next to me. Influenced.

Damn brat!

bar entrance

"The little boss is here! Are you here to experience youth!" Security guard Matt Wei and security guard Matt Dai stood at the door. When they saw Dave coming, they were hungry and shouted with bright gums.

"...Hmm..." Dave nodded helplessly, and security guard Matt Wei and security guard Matt Dai stood up and moved out of the way to let Dave and him walk in.

Wu walked through the corridor and entered the hall, and saw a scene of feasting and feasting in front of him...

After a while...

"One more! One more!!" Wu on the stage was swaying crazily, and the people below were shouting.

Dave sat on the side with a glass of wine in his hand, watching this scene helplessly...

"Aribati got excited! "Wu has completely let himself go, pointing one hand to the sky and the other to the ground, waving...

Dave didn't want to say anything... He had thought that this guy would be an honest guy or something, well-bandaged, but he didn't expect that he would be a guy who was well-bandaged on the outside and sultry on the inside...

Originally, Dave was drinking wine in boredom, watching the brainless people above him swaying peacefully...

Suddenly... the one above was shaking, and the bandage on his body suddenly cracked and slowly fell apart...

There was sudden silence in the hall...

The swaying Wu above has not yet realized this, and is still swinging crazily. The only sounds left in the hall are the swaying Wu above and the still-sounding DJ electronic sound...

"Ah!!!" A female voice screamed out of nowhere, and then it seemed like it was detonated. Everyone in the hall screamed and fled in a hurry...

The DJ's electronic music voice was not too quiet, and even on the stage, he was already immersed in his own world, and continued to dance and sway crazily to the music...

Dave just looked at this naked guy with a confused look on his face...Should he...should he call the police...

Then, a scene suddenly appeared, causing Dave to die suddenly...

I saw the bandage on the ground. Not only did I not realize that it was on my body, but I picked it up and wrapped it around my hand, dancing like a butterfly...

This picture...this picture...I couldn't bear it anymore, so Dave kicked him.Do you think you study gymnastics?

"You bastard! What are you doing!" Wu fell to the ground, roaring angrily.

"Well... I didn't see clearly just now... I didn't expect you..."

"What didn't you expect from me?"

"Um...Xiao Zhizhi?"

Wu was stunned for a moment...slowly he lowered his head and looked at his body...

"what!!!"

"You bastard! I'm going to kill you!!"

"Holy shit, you're sick, STD man, you took off the bandages yourself, it's none of my business!"

"Dust escape. The art of peeling off the original world!!"

"STD man!!"

"You bastard brat!!"