Konoha's Crazy Dave

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Kakuzu walked in carrying a large sword.

"Who wants to return the goods at the 'original price'?" Kakuzu's eyes flashed with a faint green light, and he asked with an evil spirit all over his body.

"Inside, the shadows from the other four villages are asking for the return of the tailed beasts," Dave said, pointing to the four shadows behind him.

"...This doesn't seem to be any of my business, right? Isn't this a matter of your village?" Kakuzu was stunned for a moment and asked doubtfully.

"You see, our company is the largest taxpayer in Konoha. The tailed beasts we sold at that time were 30 billion taels each, eight of them, and the original price was refunded for 240 billion. The village definitely does not have that much money, and it will definitely be If you borrow from our company, our company will definitely lend to the village. Think about it, if such a large funding gap appears in the company, it will definitely affect your dividends this year and this quarter," Dave explained. Fooling.

"Bastard!" Kakuzu suddenly burst out with an extremely powerful aura of light...

At this moment, Dave felt for the first time that Kakuzu's momentum was comparable to Madara and Hashirama...

How dare you affect my dividends?Don’t you want to live anymore?

Ever since, Dave and the others were about to leave the room, leaving Kakuzu here alone...

Dave and others stood outside the door waiting for the results.

"Look! Does this tail still look like a tailed beast? How has it been destroyed? There is only one tail left, and you want to return it at the original price?"

"..One tail originally has only one tail..."

"And this Eight-Tails, look how ugly he is? Look what you have done to him in the past few years? How dare you ask for a return at the original price?"

"...He's just like this..."

After waiting for a while, but with no results, Dave and Tobirama went downstairs to have some afternoon tea...

When several people came back, Kakuzu came out of the room in high spirits and pulled his collar coquettishly.

"How was it?" Dave asked.

"One tailed beast costs one million silver taels," Kakuzu said slowly...

"Brother, you are really worthy of it..." Dave immediately gave a thumbs up...

30 billion can be cut down to 100 million. This is more severe than a comminuted fracture, and the atoms will probably be knocked out for you.

"The main reason is that those four shadows fainted, otherwise I could continue to fight them." Kakuzu said calmly, taking a cup of tea from the waiter on the side and taking a sip.

Dave was stunned for a moment and looked into the room... The four shadows were lying on the table one by one, foaming at the mouth... What are you doing...

"Fuck, take them to the hospital quickly"

In the hospital

The four great shadows were lying on the bed in Konoha Hospital, looking at Hashirama and Madara opposite...

"Hahaha, Ishikawa, why are you here too!" Hashirama said hello looking at Ishikawa opposite him who he still knew.

"Um...it's nothing...I'm injured," Ishikawa said in a daze before he could react.

Then the ward fell into silence.Madara and Hashirama were fine. They looked at each other, picked up their phones, opened backgammon, and continued fighting.

The Four Shadows became more active...

Madara and Hashirama... have finally reached the point where they have to be admitted to the hospital... then...

The four major shadows each have their own evil intentions...

On the other side, Dave was walking around the village with Wu, and Senna was taking the Raikage's guard. Kirashi didn't come this time. Dave just asked Raikage. He seemed to be getting a wife. Look at that guy. He looks like he is 50 years old, but he is actually in his 30s.Hiruzen was escorted by the Mizukage, the young man who had appeared at the Five Kage Conference before.Danzo was escorted by the Kazekage.I don’t know, I’m just a bit of a flyer.

Izuna went to the hot springs with the Raikage's bodyguard, and Hiruzen went with the Mizukage's bodyguard.Danzo... Danzo and that man were sitting in the hotel staring at each other...

"STD man, what do you want to do in the village?" Dave looked at Wu and asked slowly.

"How do I know? Aren't you here to be the guide?" Wu said angrily.

"...Okay, I'll take you to the Internet cafe." Dave shook his head helplessly, knowing that this kind of thing is troublesome...

In the Internet cafe

"What is this?" Wu looked at the computer in front of him with a confused look on his face...

Konoha...is it developing so fast?

"Fuck! Silly b, I don't have you to send you*! I *** you ***, I'm going to *** my big***"

Wu heard the yelling and cursing from the person opposite and felt a little uncomfortable... Was this person... scolding me?

"Here, I'll take you." Dave shook his head, bumpkin.

Wu felt Dave's contemptuous eyes, and veins popped out on his head.

"Boy, why am I still up there?" Wu pointed at himself on the Ninja Alliance, becoming even more confused.

"What? If I use your portrait, do I have to ask you to authorize the portrait rights? You don't even have a face, and you are covered in all sorts of things, and you still need a portrait? You have to be silent when Hei Jue sees him. You just start playing two games. Got it," Dave said with a sneer.

"What do you mean, boy!" Wu drank angrily.

"It's not interesting, sexually transmitted disease man, you will know after playing around"

after a while

"What bastard designed this damn hero Senju Dave! I'll skin him alive!" Wu roared angrily as he looked at the hero who was being blown up by the computer on the computer in front of him.

"Shut up, idiot, what the hell are you fighting? 0/8/1 nothing? If not, buy gems and go to the bottom lane to find a shooter to get the minimum living standard. Their auxiliary damage is higher than yours now." I was deceived. Dave from the bureau was equally angry, this thing is really good.

"Fuck! This Thousand-Handed Dave is obviously a hero on the road. Why is he running in the middle? Is there something seriously wrong with Dave on the opposite side of the road?" Wu yelled unhappily.

"You have a serious brain disease, can you keep an eye on it? The monkeys on the road have beaten you up, and you are still walking towards the road, you a** thing?"

"..."

Afterwards, the two had civilized exchanges in the Internet cafe and played civilized games all afternoon...

At night, Wu came out of the Internet cafe, his face still a little unsatisfied. This computer is so fun.Why doesn’t Iwakakure have this kind of thing?Alas, I have to talk to the teacher when I go back. The village needs to keep up with the times.

"Boy, what are you going to do now?" Wu asked Dave, looking to the side.

"I don't know, take you to the red light district?" Dave stretched and joked.

"You bastard brat!" Wu was stunned for a moment, his face gradually turned red behind the bandage, and he cursed loudly.

"Fuck, are you sick?"

"You have the disease!"

"Damn it, I've been putting up with you for a whole day, do you know that?"

"Oh, I've tolerated you for a whole day! Boy!!"

"Come on! Wood Release. Corn Cannon!!"

"Chen Escape. The art of peeling off the original world!!"

"STD man!!"

"Bastard kid!!"

At night, villagers walking saw fireworks.