Konoha's Crazy Dave

When Tobirama and the Uchiha clan police arrived at the scene, they only saw ruins all over the ground.

And...a fruit man with a laser cannon...

Kagou was taken back by the Uchiha police and given ideological education all night. The other party was not from Konoha, and they couldn't lock him up.

Fortunately, there was no need for Dave to alienate the masses this time. The masses ran away when they saw this fruitful man...

Hospital, midnight

Ishikawa lay on the bed, tossing and turning, unable to sleep. This time when he came to Konoha, not only did he not refund the original price of the tailed beast, but he also lost a damn 20 billion, which made the already poor Iwagakure village even worse.

At this moment, Ishikawa turned over

"Fuck!" Ishikawa looked at the two faint green lights beside his face and suddenly started and roared.

after a while

Ishikawa suffered a myocardial infarction and was pulled into the emergency room by the doctor.

The next day, it was finally time for the chunin exam. Except for the first generation Tsuchikage Ishikawa, who was still in the emergency room of the hospital, Mumu came to the exam site on his behalf.

At Kagami's house, today was the first exam. Hiruzen was in charge of the written test. Dave and Danzo didn't care. They met Kagami, who had just been discharged from the hospital, and came to Kagami's house to surf the Internet. He originally wanted to go to the Internet cafe... but the Internet cafe... .It is still being rebuilt there..

Three people in three rows started a game of Ninja Alliance

Waibibabu: Helping to rob, helping to rob.

Mixed behemoth: Help rob Dave, give him away if you don’t give him.

Blue veins popped out on the heads of Danzo, Dave, and Kage... Where did these cows and horses come from?

Waibibabu: Are you from Konoha?

Mixed Behemoth: What?Do you still want to trouble me?

Waibibabu: No, you seem to be very awesome.

The mixed beast: Oh, I am not afraid to tell you that I am a genin of Konoha and will soon take the chuunin exam to become a glorious chuunin of Konoha.

Jing Jing wants to be quiet (Uchiha Jing finally realized the name change and changed his name when he logged into the game just now): Um... Chunin exam?Isn't the chuunin exam today?

Mixed behemoth:? ? ?Isn't the Chunin Exam tomorrow? ?

Everything is for Konoha: ...is today..

[Hybrid Behemoth] Exit the game...

I am the one you love: This guy is so cool, he doesn’t even know that the Chuunin exam is today.

I am the one you love: Damn it, today is the chuunin exam!

【I am the one you love】Exit the game..

Well, there were five people in the team, and two of them ran away...

After entering the game, Dave and the other two discovered that there seemed to be only two living people on the opposite side and three idle ones.

Now, Dave and Danzo smiled knowingly, which was good.

In the chunin exam

Invigilator, Hei Jue, holding a small notebook

"xxxx, xxxx, aren't these two here?" Hei Jing shouted to everyone in the classroom.

"Then these two people will be disqualified from the exam," Black Zetsu said, looking at Hiruzen aside.

"Well, I'll explain the situation to Hokage-sama" Hiruzen nodded.

Then several teleportation techniques arrived at the Hokage Building,

"Hokage-sama, a total of fourteen people did not come to participate in the Chunin Exam." Hiruzen found Tobirama and reported the information in his hand.

"Fourteen people? Haha, you four great ninja villagers are a little unreliable, aren't you?" Tobirama looked at the four people standing aside and said with a sneer.

"Well... Hokage-sama... among these fourteen people... thirteen are from our village... There is one from Kirigakure. Last night he went to a bar to drink and had a gastric perforation. He is still being treated in the hospital. "Here" Hiruzen swallowed and whispered into Tobirama's ear.

"Bastard!" Veins popped up on Tobirama's head after hearing this.

The four people on the other side covered their mouths and laughed.

"Hokage-sama, before you speak next time, please understand the situation first," Huanyue, the bearded ghost, said slowly while suppressing a smile.

"Yes, Hokage-sama, don't always make up your mind on some things so quickly." Samana also sneered and agreed.

"Bring me the information on those thirteen people," Tobirama said coldly while resisting the urge to beat these bastards to death, looking at Hiruzen.

Hiruzen took the information of the 13 people and handed it to Tobirama, and then returned to the examination room to continue presiding over the situation.

The other four Kages sat aside and watched the exam progress on the screen hanging on the wall. Tobirama sat on his desk and picked up the information of one of the thirteen people.

Konoha is now in the semi-information age, and this information even has the person's penguin number and mobile phone number.

Tobirama turned on the computer and searched for this person's Penguin account. Oh, it's still online?

Ha, that’s interesting. You’re not going to take part in the Chunin Exams, but you’re playing on the computer?Tobirama added this person as a friend.

The man agreed immediately, and Tobirama immediately opened the man's vegetable patch, and oh, there were still watermelons that were half a month old.Seconds.Huh, just think of it as your punishment for not coming to take the chunin exams.

The hazy night: Are you fucking sick?You added me as a friend just to steal my food?

After a while, the man took the initiative to send a message to Tobirama.

The speed of the ninja world: Today is the chunin exam. As a genin of Konoha, you still signed up for this exam. Why don't you come to take part?

The hazy night: Do you care about me?The Hokage can't even care about me?Who are you?

Veins popped out on Tobirama's head.Tobirama was so angry that he slapped the table hard, leaving a hand-shaped hole on the table.

The other four shadows were also frightened by this sound. What kind of table was this guy doing?

"Hey, are you from the Guard? Arrest this person xxxx, now, immediately. His home address is No. xx, xx Street." Tobirama didn't waste any time talking to this man. He picked up the Hokage's dedicated landline and called Uchi The police department called Bo.

"Okay, Hokage-sama" he hung up the phone after hearing the message.

Tobirama blocked this person and picked up the next piece of information.Check it on Penguin, oh, this is still online?

Tobirama added this person as a friend and entered the other person's vegetable patch first. When Tobirama saw the other person's empty vegetable patch, he was stunned for a moment, then had a bad premonition and hurried back to his own vegetable patch.

Looking at my bare vegetable patch...

[Dear farmer, your friend the Konoha vegetable grower (the person just added) stole three hundred wheat from you while you were gone]

Tobirama has been stealing food for several years, and this is the first time he has been stolen.

"Izuna, come here." Tobirama called Izuna in expressionlessly.

"You sit here for me first, I have something to do," Tobirama said, and a flying thunder god left here.Izuna was left with a confused look on her face.

In a house on a certain street in Konoha

"Oh, there is someone stupid enough to join me? Let me go, he has a lot of food, you idiot."

"dong dong"

"Who?"

“Maintenance of electrical facilities“

"Wasn't it just repaired last week? How could this..." "Ah!!"