Konoha's Crazy Dave

Dave looked at Jing, who was lying half-dead on the hospital bed in front of him, with an embarrassed smile on his face. He also heard about the cause of this incident... Ahem, there is no other way. When you go out, you must have a vest to protect you. Myself?

"I have never been to the Country of Tea, the Country of Soup, and the Country of Birds during my missions these past few days!! What kind of bastard is using my name to swindle and cheat!" Mirror, covered with bandages all over his body, let out an angry expression. roar.

His reputation was ruined for no reason, and he was beaten for no reason?Who did I mess with in my fucking day?I just want to go outside the hospital to see the beautiful world outside and absorb the beautiful air. Why is this so difficult?The unpleasant smell of medical alcohol in this hospital almost makes me numb.

"Bed [-], Uchiha mirror, right? Why is it you again? How many times this month? It's time to get an IV drip." Just as mirror continued to roar, a young female nurse walked in, looking like mirror, Dave they are about the same age.Holding a bottle of intravenous drip in his hand, he walked in and shouted a little speechlessly.

"Yes, yes," Jing nodded quickly.

Dave stood up from his chair and leaned against the window at the back of the room with Danzo Hiruzen.

"Hiruzen, what are you looking at? Are you looking so fascinated?" Dave glanced casually and found that Sarutobi Hiruzen was staring straight ahead.

Sarutobi Hiruzen did not pay attention to Dave, but kept his eyes on the figure in front of him.

It wasn't until the female nurse put an intravenous drip on the mirror and left that Sarutobi Hiruzen reluctantly averted his eyes.

"Yo yo yo, Hiruzen" Dave joked with a smile.

"Ahem, I just wanted to see if the nurse had put a good intravenous drip into the mirror. Don't you know? Yesterday, when a trainee nurse came to give a dark-looking patient an intravenous drip, she not only took the wrong syringe, but also used her strength. The thief is so big, there is such a long needle, it went directly through the man's arm. Hiss ~ I'm scared just thinking about it." Hiruzen smiled awkwardly and quickly changed the subject.

Hei Jue... are you okay now... Dave swallowed and silently prayed for Hei Jue...

First he was bathed in excrement, then a fatal blow, and finally the pain pierced his body...this...did Black Zetsu go out to the ninja world to become an old man in the past two days?Otherwise, it would be unreasonable. He has been working hard for several years to remove his feces, so how could this bad luck still happen to him?

"Speaking of which, Hiruzen, it seems that the nurse is still from your Sarutobi clan?" At this time, Kaoru, who was lying on the bed over there, thought of something and asked.

"What??!! Mirror! I love you, bah, you're great! Do you know what her name is?" Upon hearing this, Hiruzen became excited instantly and hurriedly ran to Mirror's bed and hugged her One of Jing's arms asked excitedly.

"It seems to be called Sarutobi Biwako. Basically every time I come to the hospital, she gives me an intravenous drip," Jing said with a speechless shrug while lying on the hospital bed.

"Sarutobi Biwa Lake, Sarutobi Biwa Lake, hey hey hey," Hiruzen slowly murmured the name, with a lewd smile on his face...

Dave, Mirror, and Danzo shuddered when they saw this guy's smile...

"Don't smile like some thousand-year-old cunt, it's scary." Dave couldn't stand it anymore, so he walked up and gave him a shudder.

Hiruzen quickly came to his senses, looked around, walked to the window, closed the windows and curtains, and quickly locked the door to the room.

"You must help me!" Hiruzen said excitedly.

"What can I help you with?" Danzo asked in confusion.

"Just...just help me chase that female nurse...Sarutobi Biwako..." Hiruzen, the LSP, actually blushed, and Dave was simply astonished...will they become a couple after all?

"Come on, you're still chasing after me." The man lying on the hospital bed over there couldn't stand the mirror anymore and gave Hiruzen a roll of his eyes.

"Hey, Uchiha Mirror, what do you mean? I'm so handsome, so strong, and the current leader of the Sarutobi clan, am I not worthy of him?" Hiruzen asked unhappily.

After the death of Sarutobi Sasuke, Hiruzen's mother has been in charge of the affairs of the clan in the past few years. Hiruzen will also assist his mother from time to time. Now her mother is getting older and is no longer able to do what she wants. A few months ago, Hiruzen handed over to Hiruzen. Beheaded.

Mirror, Danzo, and Dave looked at each other

"Well, I don't deserve it."

"C, are you three brothers?"

These three people are really unloyal.

"Ahem, Hiruzen, let me ask you some questions," Dave smiled and said.

"ask"

"You said you are handsome, but you have me, Danzo, and Kagami, are you handsome?" Dave stroked his structured face and asked slowly.

As soon as Danzo over there heard this, he immediately turned his head and leaned his back against the window, leaving Hiruzen to look at his very stern profile.When Jingyi, who was lying on the hospital bed next to him, heard Dave's words, he immediately sat up, took off the bandage on his face, and gently stroked his hair.

Hiruzen looked at the extremely coquettish looks of the three of them, then took out his phone and looked at himself on the phone.Well...the word "obscene" perfectly sums up Hiruzen's appearance.

"Asshole, aren't you three just a little bit more handsome than me?!" Hiruzen shouted in displeasure.

Damn it, let the three of them pretend.It's all my fault that my father is so ugly. I inherited it from him.

Sarutobi Sasuke:?

"Well...it's true that he is a million times more handsome than you..."

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about this. You said you are strong, well... except you can tie with Danzo among the three of us, who can beat you or me or Kage?" Dave laughed and asked.

Sarutobi Hiruzen stood up and was about to retort a word or two when he suddenly thought...it seemed...what Dave said was true...Mirror...that disgusting genjutsu...can't beat him. ..Dave...Hiss... Hiruzen seemed to think of some bad memory and shuddered hard. This guy can't even be beaten...

Danzo is better...well...Danzo is better...

Danzo felt offended when he heard Dave's words...

"Well, let's talk about your identity as the leader of the Sarutobi clan. Well, Danzo is also the young clan leader of the Shimura clan. When Danzo's father abdicates, he will also be the head of the clan. And mirror, you can talk about his Mangekyō Sharingan. "Eye, can I be the leader of the clan in the future? I, um, do I need to say more? If I wanted to, I would be the leader of the Thousand Hands clan now," Dave said with a smile...

Ridiculous, I am the richest man in Konoha Village, the son of the Second Hokage, and the nephew of the First Hokage, which identity can you use without scorning you?

Hiruzen remained silent, walked to the corner of the room, squatted in the corner and shut himself up...

Woo hoo hoo... you are bullying people...