Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Okay, okay, can't we help you?" Dave looked at the autistic Hiruzen squatting on the ground over there, and quickly pulled him up.

after a while

"How about a hero saving a beauty?" Hiruzen asked, pointing to the plan he had written.

"Not very good" Dave shook his head

"Old-fashioned" Jing shook his head

"I'm not stupid." Danzo shook his head.

"Then you guys should give me your opinion!" Hiruzen shouted while looking at the three bastards in front of him.

"I'm hungry" Jing nodded.

"Do the task" Danzo nodded.

"Go to sleep" Dave nodded

"c! How come I know you three bastards!" Hiruzen slapped his forehead hard.

"Okay, okay. Let me teach you some experience," Dave said when he felt he had enough fun.Hiruzen quickly took out his small notebook and prepared to write it down.

Who is Dave?He has been blessed with beauties since he was five years old, and he is a winner in life with a monthly income of over [-] million.You have to listen carefully!Um!

"The first step is to create opportunities to be alone, and successfully gain the other person's favor and the Penguin number," Dave said slowly.

"How to create opportunities to be alone?" Hiruzen asked doubtfully.

"There is a good opportunity now, but for this kind of thing, it depends on whether you are willing to do it or not." Dave turned his head and looked at the mirror behind him with a faint light in his eyes.

Hiruzen and Danzo understood instantly.

"???" Jing Ke was confused. Isn't this talking about Hiruzen? How could it be related to him?

"Mirror, tell me, am I usually nice to you?" Hiruzen sat next to Jing and asked softly.

"It's pretty good," Jing said doubtfully.

"Well, now I have some problems and I need you to help me. Are you willing?" Hiruzen asked softly, with a smile on his face, but the mirror looked a little wretched...

"Well...can I say I don't want to..."

"No~"

"Danzo, Dave hold him down!! Don't let him run away! Yes, yes, yes, just that, just that, pour it into his mouth!!"

"Help! Life! Ah!!"

after a while

Looking at Mirror who was foaming at the mouth, Hiruzen nodded with satisfaction.Mirror, I will remember you, you are for greatness

Then he walked out of the room, looked at himself, straightened his clothes, and slowly walked towards the nurse's station over there.

"Nurse, go and take a look at the Uchiha mirror on bed [-]. He just couldn't think about it and drank all the stuff in such a big bottle. Now he fainted and was foaming at the mouth!" Hiruzen found Lake Biwa , said anxiously.

"What? Hurry, I'll inform the doctors and them first! Take the Uchiha mirror to the door of the emergency room quickly." Biwako was stunned for a moment, and then hurried to find the doctor.

"What a charming back figure..." Hiruzen looked at the departing figure at Lake Biwa, his expression gradually becoming obsessed...

Hiruzen just stood here in a daze, completely forgetting that the electrocardiogram over there was already in place...

After a while, Jing was pushed into the emergency room.

Sarutobi Biwako is a nurse who just came here last month. She has not been exposed to this kind of surgical level things yet. The most she can do is to deliver some things inside during the operation. She just came out of the emergency room and saw something in front of her. This scene made me furious.

Danzo sat on the chair on the far right, one hand dragging his face to do nothing, with no worry or urgency on his face.Dave on the side crossed his arms, crossed his legs, and kept lifting his head, looking like he was about to fall asleep.

Sarutobi Biwako was so angry when he saw this scene. Aren't you good friends with the Uchiha mirror that pushed in? Why aren't you worried at all?Especially the white-haired one, he almost fell asleep.

Just when Biwako was about to go up and talk to them, she saw Hiruzen Sarutobi, who was nervous and eager, and her angry mood finally got better. At least one of the three of them was reliable.Although this one is not as handsome as the other two, he is even a little bit vulgar...

Still quite thoughtful though.

Oops, what should I say when Biwako comes out later? Will she think I'm a bit abrupt, will she think I'm ugly and vulgar?Hiruzen thought nervously.

Um, Uchiha Mirror?Is he important to my life-long affairs?Oops, what I gave him just now was just one bottle, he won’t die.

Uchiha Mirror: I really appreciate your mercy.

"Um, actually you can go home and wait. Your friend will be fine. Just have his stomach washed." Biwako walked up to Hiruzen, looked at Hiruzen's nervous and anxious face and comforted her softly.

When Dave on the side heard this, he became energetic and quickly winked at Hiruzen Sarutobi. Hiruzen received Dave's look and thought of what Dave had just told him about what to say.

"It's okay, it's okay. Uchiha Kage, we have been best friends since childhood. We eat, drink and stay together. The way he couldn't think about it just now really made me... let me... wuwuwu ..." Hiruzen stood up, his eyes gradually turned red, and finally he cried...

Dave and Danzo looked at each other and gave a thumbs up to Hiruzen. From now on, I will look for you when making movies, Hiruzen.Dave thought to himself silently.

"...Okay, okay, don't worry, he will be fine." Biwako didn't react for a while, and hurriedly comforted Hiruzen in front of him.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo to to touuuuuu...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~”

Damn it, if I don’t look for Hiruzen Sarutobi to make movies in the future, Dave and I will definitely be a nt.

After Lake Biwa's good talk, Hiruzen finally stopped crying, but he was still choking.

"Um...Ms. nurse, if it really doesn't work...please give me your Penguin number...if there is any new information about him, tell me quickly on the Penguin number." Hiruzen took advantage of the situation and will be so busy. The purpose of the conference was choked up.

"Hmm..Okay, this is my Penguin." Biwako didn't think too much and gave her Penguin to Hiruzen.In her opinion, the person in front of her was a good person who was too worried about his friends.Of course, she had no idea that this good man's target was herself.

After giving Hiruzen the Penguin and comforting Hiruzen for a while, Lake Biwa also had a lot to do, so he left first.

"How's it going?" Dave asked speechlessly, looking at Hiruzen who was giggling beside him.

"Hehehe..." Hiruzen smiled stupidly...

"You're hopeless..." Dave gave him a shudder.

"Hey, it's Dave, I succeeded!!" Hiruzen raised the phone in his hand and handed it to Dave, saying excitedly.

"What's the next step?" Hiruzen asked.

"Look at her circle of friends and see what she likes and hates." Dave thought for a while and asked.

"Well, she likes medical ninjutsu and medical knowledge," Hiruzen said after browsing her circle of friends for a while.

"Go find your uncle. I remember that your uncle seems to know medical ninjutsu. You can ask him for advice."

"it is good!"

The three of them left...

In the emergency room...

There is a pipe that goes straight to the stomach in his mouth, and a Uchiha mirror that goes straight to the intestines from his lower body. His pale face is filled with despair...

"I...囸...you...three...immortals..."