Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Tell me what's going on." Veins popped up on Tobirama's head, and he suppressed his anger and looked at the group of people in front of him.

"...Hmph humchi" Everyone was holding a little pig in their arms, their hair or clothes were messy.I do not know what to say...

"What a decent group of people!" Tobirama roared.

Jijibo wanted to say something... but when he saw Tobirama's murderous eyes... well... let's forget it...

He originally planned to keep these pigs in pens... Who knew these piglets were so energetic? First he didn't pay close attention to one and let the other one run away, and then he had someone chase him.Okay..all the pigs are gone...

"I don't care what you do, but it must not affect the village, understand?" Tobirama allowed himself to calm down for a while, and then said coldly.

"Now, go and apologize to all the villagers who were affected in the village today and pay the compensation they deserve," Tobirama continued.

Everyone nodded quickly and left.

"Headache..." Tobirama sat back on his chair. Now he finally understood why his elder brother was so reluctant to sit here...

"How are you doing with big brother and bastard Madara?" Tobirama wanted to hear good news and asked Izuna on the side.

"Well... Brother, I passed my subject... Now I'm stuck at reversing the car into the warehouse... Hashirama said... I'm still doing the reading at home..." Izuna shook her head helplessly and said.

"Hey... that's good news. At least they didn't come to the village to cause trouble." Tobirama breathed a sigh of relief. At least they didn't make trouble in the village.

"By the way, there is one more thing. The Kingdom of Tea, the Kingdom of Birds, and the Kingdom of Tang sent news that the terrifying Uchiha excrement of the Uchiha clan in Konoha Village has caused huge mental panic to their country, and they are demanding compensation. . Now all countries open to the outside world are on alert, and all countries have now released a message to the Ninja world and Konoha." Izuna took out a document and said slowly.

"What news?" Tobirama asked.

"Dogs and Uchiha Mirrors are not allowed"

"..."

This is so fucking embarrassing that it was sent abroad and everyone knew about it... How could such a weird thing appear in the village?Okay, now everyone in the ninja world knows that there is a terrifying shit in Konoha.

The power of this name was even greater than that of his elder brother and bastard Madara... He Tobirama didn't want Konoha to become famous for this weird thing.

"? Did that kid go out these two days?" Tobirama asked, his teeth itching in anger.

"Well, he, Danzo, and Hiruzen have been performing tasks outside the village for the past two days, and they haven't come back yet." Izuna nodded.

"....Send a message to those three countries and get out of here. If that doesn't work, let the horrible turd go there again. Also, when will that kid come back?" Tobirama asked with a cold face.

"They just took on an A-level mission. They have been out for three days and will be back this afternoon." Quan Nai thought for a while and said.

"Remind me in the afternoon that we go to the village gate to give a 'warm' welcome to the hero of our village." Tobirama said lightly, and continued to pick up the documents on the table and start reviewing them.

"... Be gentle... The child has just been discharged from the hospital a few days ago..." Quan Nai said speechlessly.

"Ha, I, Senju Tobirama, am the most measured." Tobirama sneered.

"..."

In the afternoon, at the entrance of the village

Tobirama and Izuna stood at the door.

"Hokage-sama, why are you here?" The ninja on duty at the door asked excitedly when he saw Hokage-sama coming.

"It's okay, I'm just picking up someone. By the way, close the door first. I and Izuna will wait outside the door. No matter what sound is heard outside later, don't open the door. Do you understand?" Tobirama said calmly.

"Understood!" The ninja nodded excitedly and closed the door to Konoha.Only Izuna and Tobirama were left standing outside the village gate.

Soon, three figures slowly appeared on the distant horizon.Tobirama narrowed his eyes... Izuna on the side shook his head helplessly, picked up the phone and called 120

"Hospital, um, send someone to pick up a wounded person," Quan Nai said slowly.

"Okay, tell me the address and we'll send someone there right away" asked the front desk staff at the hospital over there.

"The entrance to Konoha Village" Izuna said and hung up the phone.

the other side

"Danzo, why is the gate of the village closed?" Hiruzen looked at the closed gate and looked at Danzo beside him in confusion and asked.

"I don't know, huh? There are two people at the door. They are the Hokage-sama and the Hokage Assistant." Danzo shook his head, squinted his eyes, and saw two figures standing at the door.

"Why are they standing at the door?" Hiruzen felt something was wrong. The door was closed and the Hokage was standing at the door. Something was wrong...

Danzo said nothing, winked at Hiruzen, and glanced at the Uchiha Mirror who was following him.

This means that this situation is definitely not for the two of them. The only one among the three of them who is likely to encounter such a thing is, well, only Jing.

Hiruzen understood instantly, and the two of them slowly slowed down...

"Huh? Lord Hokage, Lord Izuna, are you here?" Kagami didn't know anything about this and gradually approached. Kagami looked at the two people standing at the door and asked with confusion.

"Mirror, are you tired from these two days of missions?" Tobirama asked with a smile.

Danzo and Hiruzen behind the mirror only felt a gust of cool wind blowing against their faces. The two looked at each other...well...it seems that this matter really has nothing to do with them...the two slowly backed away again. A few steps.

"Hehe, it's okay. It's just that my eyesight is a little bad now. Just go back and rest more." Jing said with a smile on his face without feeling the strong cold air as if it were real.

Hehehe, it seems that I am really getting stronger and stronger. Even the Hokage wants to greet me personally. Hehehe, the future is promising!A happy life is not far away! !

"Really? Want to take a rest?" Tobirama asked with a smile.

"Yeah," Jing smiled and nodded.

"Go to the hospital and rest!"

"what!!"

After a while...

"Open the door! Open the door quickly! If you don't open the door, Konoha will lose a powerful ninja!" Uchiha Kage, covered in blood, was lying on the ground, patting the door of Konoha and wailing.

At the door, two nurses were already waiting with a stretcher.

"Why don't you open the door yet? I seem to hear someone howling behind the door?" A doctor asked, looking at the ninja on duty.

"No, this door cannot be opened without the Hokage's order." I, Konoha Chuunin, always put the Hokage's order first in my heart. Even if someone dies outside, this door cannot be opened without the Hokage's order. open!

"Ah!!!" Hearing the howling coming from outside again, the Chuunin shuddered hard...

No, absolutely can’t open it!

I!Dutifully!