Konoha's Crazy Dave

Madara didn't say anything and gave up the upper road to the fifth floor. In his opinion, only strong people (except Dave players) were qualified to set foot on the upper road. He still had some shortcomings.

He chose Tobirama as a jungler. Tobirama originally wanted to try the newly released Black Zetsu jungler, but there was no way... He couldn't beat Uchiha Madara online and offline... He could only play with the newly released Kakuzu. Middle of the road...

Entering the game, Dave discovered that the people on the other side were F4 and the others, and Madara also discovered Dave.

A few people said hello in the game and started playing seriously.

Dave looked at the pillars on the road that were directly strung up to the high ground by the other side...and looked at the 0/15 Dave on the panel...veins popped up on his head...how much he wanted to get up and beat him up right now. Say hello to the Uchiha mirror...but thinking about his infinite shit-reading kaleidoscope...forget it...wait until he is blind...

Then, Dave rolled his eyes, thought of something, and smiled.

"Mirror, don't fight on the road again. Hiruzen, switch lanes with Jing and let him come to the middle," Dave commanded.

"Okay" Hiruzen was pretty good. He fought back and forth with the opponent and didn't say anything.

"Mirror, your only task now is to develop. And then prevent the opponent from developing! After clearing the line, run to the opposite wild area and bury mushrooms in the opposite wild area and your own wild area," Dave continued.

"Dave, the jungler opposite is Uncle Madara... You're like this... Jing has just been discharged from the hospital..." Hiruzen swallowed and reminded softly next to Dave.

"Look at his dashboard and his record."

"Mirror, do what Dave says immediately!"

"Okay, let's see how my little Dave can make the opponent's jungler sick!"

I never look at the panel, and I habitually block the language of the opponent when I enter the game. I don’t know that the opponent is F4...

that's it...

Madara has just finished beating the Nine-Tails and is already half-healthy. He is ready to brush some wild monsters to restore health...on the way...

One mushroom..Two mushrooms..Three mushrooms..Four mushrooms..Five mushrooms...

hey hey hey...

[Senju Dave kills Senju Tobirama...]

Madara opened the panel with an expressionless face. This familiar operation and familiar way of death made him realize that there must be that person on the other side...

If you don't love me, please don't hurt me...

The next day, everyone came to the hospital again to see the mirror...

"Mirror... Even though our family is rich... you can't stay in the hospital every day..." Uchiha's hair was all white...

Why can't this child get through the hospital... The second elder thought that when the mirror turned on the kaleidoscope, he would become different from before, working wholeheartedly for the village and family, but he didn't expect... this child is still such a fool...

"Brother Jing, why are you injured again?" Uchiha Shanshan's little face was filled with confusion. Why did Brother Jing go to the hospital every two days...

"Well... didn't Brother Jing tell you that Brother Jing is a very powerful ninja, and they are all very powerful in the ninja world! Alas, Brother Jing and I were killed in a fight with a powerful little thief yesterday. He got hurt insidiously, and that's why I got hurt again." Jing, who was wrapped up like a rice dumpling, said angrily.

"Brother Jing is so awesome!!" Uchiha Shanshan praised with eyes shining.

Several people on the side wanted to expose him...

"Um, Brother Jing, are you the Uchiha horrible shit that has been spreading in the village these days?" Shanshan asked...

The smile on Uchiha Kagami's face stopped suddenly... the crowd onlookers laughed and said nothing... they felt comfortable...

Dave came out of the hospital, thinking about buying some fruit for Jingzai, and walked to a fruit stall.

"Kid, this person has ill intentions towards you." Kyuubi's voice came from inside his body.

Dave was stunned for a moment, and with an inadvertent glance, he saw a sharp edge on the waist hidden by the fruit stall owner's clothes... Interesting...

"Boss, how much does this melon cost per pound?" Dave walked up to him, picked up a watermelon, patted it and asked with a smile.

"Twenty silver taels per catty," the boss said in a row.

He sneered in his heart, the target was close.This person should be the second generation Hokage, Senju Tobirama.White hair, wearing blue armor, with two daubs of paint on his face.But why does it look a bit short and young?Doesn't it say on the reward that he is over 40 years old?Why does this look like a teenager?

He is a wandering ninja on the black market. I saw the wanted notice for the second generation Hokage posted in the past few days. The price is [-] million taels, which is only lower than Senju Hashirama, Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Kagami of Konoha Village. This wandering Ninjas are also talented. He is obviously only a genin, but he insists on trying to assassinate the Hokage.

In his own words, he would definitely not be able to defeat the God of Ninja World, Senju Hashirama, or Shura Uchiha Madara himself.The terrifying Uchiha turd Uchiha Mirror has been making waves in the ninja world in the past few days. Naturally, he will not touch this bad luck.So, um, it’s him, Senju Tobirama, hehe, I can’t beat your brother, but you and I should be able to touch you, right?

This is the magic of self-confidence...

"It's a bit expensive," Dave said with a smile.

"You think it's expensive and I think it's too expensive?" the wandering ninja said angrily.Isn't this Senju Tobirama the second generation Hokage?Can’t even afford a melon worth twenty silver taels per catty?

"Okay, help me pick one," Dave nodded and said.

"How about this?" The wandering ninja looked at it and took out a melon and asked.

"Is this melon still ripe?" Dave raised his head and looked at the wandering ninja and asked.

"I run a fruit stall, can I sell you raw melons and eggs?" The wandering ninja chuckled and said slowly.

"I'm asking you if this melon stays ripe?" Dave asked, holding on to a tree next to him and squinting.

"Are you looking for trouble? Do you want it?" The wandering ninja was a little angry. There must be something wrong with you.

"If your melon is ripe, I will definitely want it, but what if he is not?" Dave smiled with squinted eyes and slowly walked towards the wandering ninja.

The wandering ninja slowly stepped aside, covering his clothes with one hand.

"I'll feed him if he's not familiar with it!" the wandering ninja said with a sneer.

"Okay, please help me weigh it." Dave walked to the back of the stall and sat on the boss's chair and asked slowly.

"Fifteen pounds, three hundred silver taels" the wandering ninja slowly squatted down and put the watermelon on the scale and said.

"That's not enough for fifteen pounds. There's something wrong with it," Dave pointed.

"There is absolutely no problem with my name!" The wandering ninja stood up, looking a little angry. Damn it, why do you have so much trouble buying a melon?

"No, no, no, there's nothing wrong with your scale. What I'm saying is, there's something wrong with you." Dave shook his head, stood up and said with a smile.

No matter how stupid the wandering ninja was at this time, he knew that the other party had discovered him. Then his eyes flickered, and he suddenly pulled out the kunai thorn from his arms and looked at Dave.

Dave fell backward slightly, grabbed the kunai, and stabbed the opponent directly in the chest.

Dave looked at the body on the ground and wiped the blood from his hands.

"Hey, old father, something happened in the village."