Konoha's Crazy Dave

Dave killed a person on the street, which must have caused panic. However, the villagers all knew Dave. Dave also published the cause and consequences of the incident on the forum, so the villagers had no objections. There are many more Dave's fanatic villagers organized a group to go out at night to whip corpses...

Tobirama also quickly stopped these fanatical villagers... As for the black market, Madara and Hashirama had gone to clear it out once before, but it was built again so quickly. It is estimated that there must be someone behind it, and Tobirama didn't do it either. The solution is, even if you kill him again, he will probably get up again.

dusk

"Dave, why do you always want to provoke the Hokage and the clan leader?" Yue Mei leaned on Dave's shoulder, and the two sat on the Hokage Rock. Yue Mei asked angrily.

This younger brother of mine never made anyone worry about him. His father was already so old and he still had to worry about him.Tsukimi sometimes wanted to beat him.

"Jing, this is a typical case of remembering to eat but not to beat. It's okay, Yue Mei. Jing's ability to take a beating is not that strong. When a young man was young, it was quite good to be beaten." Dave smiled and caressed Yue Mei's cheek. Roufa said softly.

"But, he always doesn't let his father worry," Yue Mei said with some distress.

If he wasn't worried about his father's health, Jing Na Yue Mei would have said she didn't know him, and he could usually do whatever he wanted.But a series of bad things like Uchiha's horrible shit, cheating on little girls, permanent residents of the hospital, etc. made Tsukimi really angry.

"Hmm~ If it doesn't work, let the second elder find something to do and don't always focus on Jing." Dave hugged Yue Mei gently, thought for a while and said.

"Father, he is 60 years old, what else can he do?" Yue Mei asked doubtfully.

"Well, is the second elder in good health?" Dave thought for a while, his eyes lit up, and he asked slowly.

"Well, my father is in pretty good health. He can run around the village three times without any problem," Yue Mei said with a nod.

"That's fine. I'll call Kakuzu tomorrow and the problem will be solved," Dave said with a smile.

Yue Mei nodded and leaned into Dave's arms. She had always believed in him and he had never let her down.The two of them just sat on the Hokage Rock, Nidaime's avatar, slowly watching the sunset...

Nidaime Hokage: Are you polite?

In the Hokage's office, it was about to get off work. Quan Nai was packing up tomorrow's documents. Suddenly, when she looked up, Quan Nai saw this scene from the window, and also saw the two people clinging to each other on the Hokage Rock...

"Do you have anything else to do today?" Izuna looked at Tobirama expressionlessly and asked.

"Didn't you agree that you and the two of you will go play ranked games to improve your rankings? Asshole Madara hasn't come out of the Internet cafe these days. He has to be number one on some national rankings, and my brother has been accompanying him all the time." Tobirama asked in confusion. .

"Let's go on a blind date" Quan Nai said.

"Is your mind okay?" Tobirama was stunned for a moment and said angrily.

This guy usually avoids blind dates. He never goes to the east end of Konoha. Why would he want to go on a blind date today?

Izuna said nothing and pointed to the two figures on the Hokage Rock outside the window...

There was a moment of silence in the Hokage's office...

Tobirama walked to Izuna's side, put a hand on Izuna's shoulder, and left with a flying thunder god... We don't know where he went...

However, tonight, there were exclamations one after another from the Konoha Dating Corner. Two men, one black and one white, had nearly a thousand blind dates in just three hours, breaking Tobirama's previous record of one hundred blind dates in one hour. .

"What do you want to eat tonight?" Dave didn't know the glorious deeds of his old father and Quan Nai tonight, and he was a little hungry now.

"Well, I can eat whatever Dave wants to eat," Yue Mei said with a gentle smile.

"Okay, let's go to the hand-made stall to eat ramen. This kid's ramen is very delicious." Dave smiled, and then the princess picked up Yue Mei and jumped down from the Hokage Rock.

After reaching the ground, Dave looked at the rosy little face in his arms that could still be seen in the dark night, and kissed her forehead tenderly.Then he gently put her down from his arms, held her little hand, and walked back to the village.

on the street

Dave held Yue Mei's little hand and walked down the street. Many villagers greeted Dave, and Dave responded with a smile.

At this time, Dave saw two figures, one black and one small, and walked up with Yue Mei.

"What are you two doing here?" Dave asked with a smile and patted the little Kyuubi and Black Zetsu in front of the stall.

"Kid! Kyuubi is just too much!" When Hei Jue saw Dave coming, Qing Tian had it!

"He actually wants to put this weird thing on my head!" Black Zetsu pointed at the bunny ears hood held in Kyuubi's hand and roared with anger.

"Yue Mei, I think it looks great on you." Dave ignored Hei Jue and compared the hood with Yue Mei, saying with a smirk on his face.

"Ah..." Yue Mei blushed.

"Boss, give me two of these hoods," Dave smiled, took out the money from his arms and said.

"It's little boss Dave! I can't accept this money, just think of it as a gift from me." The boss was a woman. When she saw Dave in front of her, she suddenly realized and said quickly.

"Hey, why, no, no, you still have to give the money that should be given." Dave quickly shook his head, how could this be done without giving money.

"Since the one in my family joined your Kidney Love Company and became a worker, he has received a monthly salary allowance of 2 taels, not including the commission you gave. This is really something we never dared to think about before. Yes, this headgear only costs a few dozen silver taels. It’s not expensive. You’d better take it and treat it like I’m thanking you on behalf of my family.” The woman hurriedly explained.

"Besides, since you bought this commercial street, all the stall merchants are very grateful to you. In the past, stalls here had to charge 20.00% profit, but not only did you cancel this rule, but everyone We only charge one hundred silver taels per month, thank you very much. Don’t refuse, just take it." Seeing what Dave was going to say, the female boss hurriedly continued.

There's nothing I can do...Looking at the attitude of the landlady...it's not going to work if Dave doesn't accept it...

Dave accepted it and went back to tell Aunt Cai that the money would be deducted from this month's rent.

"Yue Mei, I'll wear it with you." Dave put one hood on his head, and gently put the other one on Yue Mei's head.

"Pfft" Yue Mei looked at the bunny-eared Dave in front of her and burst out laughing.

"Why are you laughing, little rabbit?" Dave pinched the rabbit ears on Yue Mei's head and asked with a smile.

"Dave looks so cute when he wears a hood," Yue Mei said with a smile.

"Well~ Then can I, this cute little bunny, invite another cute little bunny to eat some carrots~"

"Good~"

Watching the two people leave...

Black Zetsu and Little Kyuubi looked at each other... The expressions on their faces felt worse than the Infinite Shitou who had eaten a horrible Uchiha shit... Just be human...

I was still thinking that you came here to give me justice... but I didn't think you were here to feed me?

"Kyuubi, go back and surf the Internet. I'm suddenly not hungry anymore."

"Empathy"

One fox and one thing performed exceptionally today, causing a bloody storm in the Ninja Alliance...