Konoha's Crazy Dave

on the street

Dave walked in front, followed by Kakuzu, Kimima, and Sakumo

"Kakuzu, your dividend this month is gone," Dave said suddenly from the front.

"?" Jiaodu was stunned for a moment, and then a vein popped out on his forehead.

"Brat! You!"

"Do you have any opinion?"

"No..."

Looking at the back of his old father leaving angrily, looking at the corn cannon standing on the ground... Kimima swallowed slowly...

"And you, go back and hand over all the money to me." Dave crossed his arms, looked at Junma, and said calmly.

Junma felt this powerful aura... didn't dare to say anything... wait... I'll wait... wait for decades... when brother Dave gets old... all the oxygen tubes in the hospital will be given to him Pulled it out...

Dave is now [-] out of [-] similar to Tobirama, with two dabs of red paint hanging from the corners of his eyes. He is wearing the same blue armor that Tobirama gave him for his birthday last year. His white hair is floating, and he is thin. The figure and cold eyes made people feel very uncomfortable, but Dave always had a smile on his face.

The only thing that can distinguish the two is that Dave still looks a bit immature now, but he will probably get better after a few years of growing up.

"Do you want to go home or help at the hand-made stall?" Dave looked at Sakumo and asked.

"Hmm... Kimima and I should go and help out at Tate's stall first. Tate sent a message saying that there are many customers today and he is almost overwhelmed," Sakumo said after thinking for a while.

"Well, okay, you go ahead. I'll go to the Internet cafe to hang out with Jing and the others. If anything happens, Penguin, me or Yuemei." Dave nodded and was about to leave.

"Teacher... um... let me ask you something... um... Uchiha's horrible shit... is it Brother Kagami you're talking about?" Sakumo tangled his hands in confusion, and then asked hurriedly .

"Pfft...hmm." Dave wanted to laugh when he heard this name now...

"...Well, Kimima and I will go to the hand-made stall first. We will be back before twelve o'clock in the evening." Sakumo nodded, picked up Kimima and left.

Dave looked at Sakumo's back in confusion, then smiled, shook his head, and walked towards the Internet cafe.

"Sakumo, why are you asking Brother Kagami's name?" Kimima asked in confusion.

"Well...I heard that the name Brother Mirror came from our village...I was thinking...if we also perform missions in the ninja world in the future...if we have a title..." Uchiha Horrible Shit Zi... If it were changed to Hatake Terrorist... Sakumo really couldn't even think about it... If his name was like this in the future, he would commit suicide...

"..." Junma fell into deep thought after hearing this sentence...

The two villains slowly walked towards the hand-made stall while thinking deeply...

Last week, it was time for the Ninja League season update

Some new heroes and skins were added. Mirror was discharged from the hospital today. In the afternoon, he called Danzo, Dave, Hiruzen, and Qifeng to the fifth row of the Internet cafe.Strive to be the king in the new season!

There was one more Black Zetsu in the jungle, and two more Monzaemon and Kakuzu in the middle.The assistant has an additional Uchiha mirror.

Hei Jue’s epic skin [Shit Terminator] and legendary skin [Millennium Dutiful Son].Monzaemon's excellent skin [Ancestral Puppet Master], Kakuzu's epic skin [Stitch Monster], and Uchiha Kagami's legendary skin [Scary Shit].

Dave entered the Internet cafe. There were four rows of Warring States F4s and four mirrors waiting for him there.

"Here it comes." Dave walked over and turned on the computer.

"Why are you here just now? Come on, come on, the Ninja Alliance has actually kicked me out!!" Uchiha Kage said excitedly.

"No way, that kid Kaguya Kimima caused trouble in school and just came back from school. Haha... This shows that your name is loud and important enough..." Dave shrugged helplessly, then sneered. road.

Then, Dave, Danzo, Hiruzen, and Tifeng looked at each other.

"Uchiha scary shit? Hahahahaha!!!" The four of them burst out laughing.

Jing was already immune, so he didn't say anything. After Dave entered the game, Jing pulled him into the team. After entering the game, Jing instantly selected Dave on the first floor.

The four of them were dumbfounded...

"Is your mind filled with your feces! Fuck your Uchiha mirror!! The rankings have just started in the new season!" Dave took off his headphones and roared angrily.

"Mirror, should you go to the psychiatry department of the hospital again?" Danzo asked angrily, suppressing the thought of tearing off this guy's eyes.

Akimichi Tifeng slowly put down the snacks in his hands. Hiruzen had already begun to seal the psychic ape demon... Well... the ape demon refused to channel... Forget it, use ninjutsu...

Uchiha Mirror still didn't say anything, and slowly turned his head to look at the four of them, his eyes revealed the Mangekyo Sharingan.

Dave put on his headphones silently, Danzo looked at the computer and began to choose the person he wanted to play with. Tofeng slowly picked up the snack in his hand, and Hiruzen silently interrupted the seal...

On the other side, at F4 of the Warring States Period

"Hey, let's pick Senju Dave instantly on the opposite floor," Tobirama said with a sneer.

"Madara, can you solve it? If not, please let me get on the road." Hashirama asked Madara, looking to the side.

"Oh, to beat Dave, don't you just have to have the skills? My reputation as the first pillar of the village sign is not in vain," Madara said with a sneer.

Then, Madara’s hand sent out a village sign Hashirama

"Huh? How dare you send out the village sign pillar of Saimuye Village?" At this time, a message came from a passerby on the fifth floor.

"Oh, so your Hashirama is very powerful?" Madara wanted to laugh a little, and then asked.

"Oh, Hashirama is just average, that is, he is number one in the small mountain village and only 132nd in the Fire Country. My Uchiha Madara is the 20th in the Fire Country. Do you want to know more about it?" A passerby on the fifth floor called out the national standard.

Madara was stunned, national standard?Then he took out his computer and called Dave.He didn't know Dave was here.

"National standard? Oh, you're talking about this. Didn't Kakuzu build signal base stations and sell computers all over the Fire Country for a month? It means that the current game is played by the entire Fire Country, so there are more A ranking of the Fire Nation came out, this is what is shown in the updated information, Uncle Madara, didn’t you see it?” Dave explained there.

"No" said Madara and hung up the phone.

He opened the ranking list in the background and checked his own Hashirama. He ranked first in Konoha Village and 1th in Fire Country.The No. 1 player in the Fire Country is more than 1000 points ahead of him.

This game...is really becoming more and more appealing to me...

Number one in the Fire Nation?interesting...