Konoha's Crazy Dave

Inside the ninja school

"The Nidaime Hokage's research has confirmed that this..." The teacher on the stage worked hard to spread sweat and knowledge.

And offstage...

"Sakumo, tell me, what she did this time is not too much!" Kimima looked at Sakumo behind him and asked angrily.

"..." Sakumo said he didn't want to pay attention to him.

"Humph, Sakumo doesn't care about you. Just go ahead." Yulan smiled proudly and pushed Junma aside.

Because the tables and chairs in the school are now three-person tables, Junma sits in the middle, Yulan sits on the left, and Matt Dai originally sat on the right, but he took a leave today with his father to experience youth.

Originally, the two of them were fine with each other and half of the table was enough. Yulan wanted to take revenge on Junma for bullying her before, so she drove Kaguya Junma aside.

Junma looked angrily at the line Yulan drew on the table. He compared Yulan's outrageous territory and his own three-acre land. "No, when will I, Kaguya Junma" Have you experienced this kind of frustration?

"Teacher!" Kaguya Kimima stood up and shouted.

"Oh? Kaguya Kimima! Do you know the answer to this question!" The teacher's eyes were filled with brilliance. Kaguya Kimima is the worst student in the class. Could it be that the Sage of Six Paths appeared today? !He even took the initiative to stand up and answer questions!

Could it be that the Sage of Six Paths saw my hard-working teachings and finally couldn't help but let this child enlighten!!

"No, I want you to drive Gao Shan Yulan out! She has seriously affected my study!" Kaguya Kimima shook his head and said angrily.

"Her? Influence on your study?" The teacher pointed at the well-behaved Gao Shan Yulan, and then pointed at Kaguya Kimima who was standing with his nose pressed with disdain on his face. Who affects whom, you have no idea?

"Kaguya Kimima! Get out!" Veins popped out on the teacher's head, and he roared angrily. How much could he say after wasting so much time in the assembly?

Kaguya Kimima rolled her eyes, walked slowly to the podium, lowered her head and walked to the side of the teacher...

"This is 1000 taels, teacher, help me drive her out." Kaguya Kimima took out a thousand taels of silver from his pocket, smiled, and blocked his py transaction with his body.

This is what he learned from his brother Dave. He remembers that time very clearly. Brother Dave wanted his old father to do something for him without even leaving.Brother Dave immediately took out 1000 silver taels, and old father Jiaodu left in a hurry.Although the [-] taels was a bit much, it was worth it in exchange for his peace of mind for the day.

"...Kaguya Kimima!! Get out of here! Call your parents this afternoon!!" The teacher couldn't bear it anymore. Did this four-year-old kid know how to bribe the teacher?Fortunately, I am a good teacher who is upright and honest!Otherwise this child will be ruined!I must correct this child's three views as soon as possible while he is still young!

"What's so bad about it? Business cannot be done without righteousness... Humph?" Junma snorted twice and walked out of the classroom.

At the end of get out of class in the evening, Kimima stood outside the teacher's office with his head lowered. He thought for a while, among his four family members, it would be better for Kakuzu's father to come. It happened that Kakuzu's father came to the village today to get some Some things, I called him and asked him to come.

"Did you get into trouble at school?" Kakuzu came and asked Kimima, who was standing asleep outside the office.

"Well...it doesn't really matter..." Junma scratched his head in embarrassment.

"It's Junma's parents, please come in quickly." The teacher saw a figure through the window, it must be Junma's parents, and hurriedly came out to greet him.

Kakuzu led Kimima into the office and sat opposite the teacher.

"Junima's parents, Junma's outlook on life is a bit wrong. We must correct this as soon as possible!" the teacher said with a serious face.

"Isn't his outlook correct? Doesn't this kid have upright outlook on things?" Kakuzu asked doubtfully.

"Hmph, this child actually wants to bribe the teacher with 1000 taels to help him achieve his goal of bullying other students. Even if your family is rich, you can't do this? And this child can bribe others at such a young age. This It's going to be bad in the future!" The teacher was a little anxious. It seems that the parent did not realize the seriousness of the child's matter.

"...Excessive! It's simply too much! Kaguya Kimima! How could you do this!?" Kakuzu was stunned for a moment after hearing this, then turned his head to look at Kaguya Kimima and yelled angrily.

Kaguya Kimima lowered her head...

The teacher breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that the child's parents were fine...

"A thousand silver taels! A thousand silver taels! That's a thousand silver taels! Do you know how much that is! You actually spent a thousand silver taels to do such trivial things?" Kakuzu educated angrily.

"...." The teacher was confused...

"But... one thousand silver taels... it's too little to be less..." Kaguya Kimima said a little aggrievedly...

"How do I usually educate you? You must do things by yourself that you can do by yourself. Even if you ask others to help, you must lower the price to death! You forgot what I told you about the comminuted fractures caused by the boss who bargained for clothes. What’s the story? A thousand silver taels? Do you know how many leaf beans and how many ninja alliance coupons that are! You! You really disappointed me!”

.....

Kakuzu and Kaguya Kimima stood outside the office, waiting for other parents to claim...

Kimima had no choice but to call brother Dave over... Tobirama was the Hokage and didn't have time.Quan Nai must be nagging again, so she has no choice but to call brother Dave over...

Dave was walking on the way to the ninja school with a headache... This kid is really not easy to worry about at all... And that bastard Kakuzu... When Dave received the call from the teacher just now, the teacher spoke His tone was full of anger.

Kakuzu + Kaguya Kimima, an economically devastating combination.You can imagine what happened to the teacher...

"Sakumo, it's getting dark, why don't you go back?" Dave walked to the school and asked when he saw Sakumo constantly brandishing a knife on the school playground.

"Brother Dave, I'm waiting for Kimima to go back together." Sakumo wiped the sweat from his face and said quickly when he saw Dave coming.

"Okay, you wait here, I'll pick up that little bastard, and let's go back together." Dave nodded, Sakumo was still good.

Dave walked to the office door and saw two people, one large and one small, standing next to him.

"I'll settle the score with you two when I go back." Dave snorted coldly, then pushed the door open and entered.

"Humph" Kakuzu sneered, very disdainful.

"Humph" Kaguya Junma learned well.