Konoha's Crazy Dave

Half a month later, Jing recovered and was discharged from the hospital.

"Starting from today! Me! Uchiha Kage! Get a new life! Hum!" Kage shouted excitedly as he walked out of the hospital and felt the fresh air.

"...Danzo, would you like to bring a mirror and go to the psychiatric department of the hospital to have a look..." Hiruzen and Danzo on the side had dark expressions on their faces.

"I think it's necessary..." Danzo nodded seriously.

"Let's go! Hiruzen! Danzo! Let's go on a mission! I want to make the ninja world tremble! Me! Uchiha Kagami! I'm back!!" Kagami turned his head excitedly and looked at Hiruzen and Danzo's ambitions said...

Well... indeed... the ninja world is indeed trembling... Kagami and Danzo completed dozens of B-level missions, a dozen A-level missions, and even an S-level mission in just a few days. task.

When the ninjas from other countries who faced Uchiha Mirror talked about the change in color of the mirror when they mentioned Uchiha Mirror... that... that... feeling was left in the hearts of all the ninjas who faced Uchiha Mirror. Indelible traces...

Someone in the ninja world has made statistics in the past two days. Among them, Uchiha Kage has fought with a total of fifty people in the past few days, and twenty of them went crazy on the spot and died violently. As for the reason for the sudden death...well... The remaining thirty people survived, and twenty of them went crazy and were unable to be ninjas.Nine people could not bear the psychological torture and committed suicide.

In other words, out of the fifty people, only one person is still alive and well... That ninja also resigned from his status as a ninja and went home to farm the fields...

There is a saying now circulating in the ninja world.The Uchiha clan of Konoha Village would rather mess with Madara Uchiha than Mirror Uchiha...

Maybe if you mess with Uchiha Madara, you will die happily... But if you mess with Uchiha Mirror... you will be worse than dead...

On this day, Dave, Danzo and others gathered in a restaurant for dinner...

"Uchiha scary shit?" Dave looked at the mirror aside and asked, suppressing a smile.

"..." Several black lines gradually appeared on Jing's forehead...

He had thought about what his name was before...but he really didn't expect it to be this kind of name...and he used some channels in the clan to check which ninja village the name came from. He Uchiha Mirror wanted people in some village to feel a certain power... In the end, he didn't expect that it was coming from Konoha...

Moreover, this name was well received in the ninja world, and soon, the name of Uchiha's terrifying turd was placed on Uchiha Mirror's head...

Now Jing has begun to suspect that this bastard Dave spread the name.

And our instigator, Thousand Hands Dave, will definitely not admit it...

"Hahahaha" Hiruzen didn't care so much and laughed out loud after hearing what Dave said.

Danzo on the side was not as bold as Hiruzen. He turned his head and grinned with an aunt's smile...

"You! Damn it!!" Jing slammed one hand on the table.

The three of them didn't stop because of this, they couldn't help laughing anymore.

"Do you three want to experience the power of my name?" Jing couldn't bear it anymore, and his eyes looked like the Mangekyo Sharingan...

The three people quickly shut up... They didn't want to suffer that kind of psychological death torture...

"What is the power of your name?" At this time, a voice came from behind. Quan Nai walked behind Jing, put a hand on Jing's shoulder, and asked with a "gentle" smile. .

"..." Jing swallowed...

"Well, your name is indeed quite famous these days. How about this? I will accompany you to do some tasks tomorrow to make your name more famous, okay?" Quan Nai asked with a smile.

"No... no need..." Jing could feel that things were not simple...

"Hey, as the elder of the clan, it is my unshirkable responsibility to take care of the younger ones. I will wait for you at the mission office at eight o'clock tomorrow morning." Izuna smiled and patted the mirror's shoulder, followed by Hashirama and others Went and sat aside.

"Jing, please say hello to the hospital to reserve a bed. The trials for the second generation of the Uchiha girl group have started in the past few days. The beds in the hospital are almost full. It's better to reserve one as early as possible." "Lie down in the corridor and be stronger," Dave reminded kindly.

"Huh? Dave, does this have anything to do with the bed reservation in Mirror Hospital?" Hiruzen asked in confusion.

Dave and Danzo looked at each other and smiled without saying a word...

Mirror and Hiruzen were confused...

The next day... things turned out as expected... Jing returned to the hospital again... The director of surgery at the hospital has a big head. Hikari Uchiha has been to the hospital so many times this year. He really considers the hospital his home. .

Jing lay on the hospital bed crying...

During the mission, Brother Quan Nai really took good care of me, a junior in the clan... I don’t know where Brother Quan Nai learned the forbidden technique, what is the mutual multiplication detonating talisman... There are a total of [-] million detonating talismans. ah...

And the outcome of Kaoru, who was at the center of the explosion and was fighting with the enemy, can be imagined... If Susanoo hadn't been activated in the end and saved his life... he would have heroically sacrificed his life for Konoha...

Bastard, don't let me know which bastard, bastard, stupid*, damn thing invented this mutual multiplication detonation talisman. I will definitely let him experience what Uchiha's horrible shit is.

"Okay, okay, stop crying, eat a banana." Dave wordlessly helped Jing peel a banana and brought it to him and said.

"Don't let me know which bastard invented the mutual detonation talisman! Otherwise, I must let him feel the pain!" Jing roared angrily and took the banana to his mouth. Why didn't he use his hand... His hand was broken... .

"What did you say? What detonator?" Dave was stunned for a moment and asked doubtfully.

"Mutual use of detonating talismans" Jing bit his mouth angrily and muttered.

"That's a forbidden technique invented by the Nidaime Hokage. Do you need me to help you contact him?" Dave said slowly and expressionlessly.

...

"Eat a banana, eat a banana. Bananas are so delicious. Where did you buy them?" Jing quickly changed the subject.

"...I have sent the exact words of what you just said to the Nidaime Hokage. He said that you should recuperate in the hospital first, and he will come and see you when you are discharged." Dave pointed to the mirror. cell phone, smiled and said.

"!!!" Jing looked at Dave with wide eyes.

"Don't look at me like that, my name is Lei Feng." Dave stood up and left slowly, leaving behind a back full of light.

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