[One Piece] About my escape from marriage by the red-haired Shanks

Shanks was lying on a chair, his long arms and legs hanging limply, basking in the sun in the yard, while Monet was hanging clothes and quilts on the side.

"Why haven't your crew come to see you yet?"

"Ah, don't worry."

"The captain has been missing for several days, is it okay?"

"Ah, it's okay."

Shanks' indifferent and decadent look left Monet speechless, "Beckman has worked really hard."

Packing up the bucket, he went out again, "Shanks, if you're okay, go to a place with me."

Monet brought Shanks to Maginot's bar. Maginot is a girl from the village who works very hard and opened a bar this year at the age of 18. The business is not bad.

"Wine!!" Shanks's eyes turned green when he saw the bar, and he hugged the person directly and patted his back with his big hands, "Hahaha, it's wine, Nana, how did you know that I want to drink? I feel so good without wine these days. bored to death."

Shanks received another slap, "Do you know how strong your hand is? Your lungs were even blown out!"

The gentle girl Makino came out, "Nana, are you here? Is this the Shanks friend you mentioned?"

"Ah, this idiot is Shanks." Monet said to Shanks who was covering his face: "This is the boss lady, Maginot. Maginot, this guy is so strong, don't handle him carelessly. ,do not mention it."

"What? Nana, are you going to sell me?"

Shanks felt wronged, but Shanks didn't say anything.

"Selling you? People make more money than you selling pork. How much does it cost you per pound?"

"No way! I think I must be heavier than a pig!"

Monet covered his mouth: "Don't talk. Talking too much will easily reveal your IQ!"

[Hahahahaha, Shanks actually compared himself to a pig, I laughed so hard! ]

[Shanks actually sells it by the pound. How much does it cost? I want to buy it too. ]

[Nana covers her mouth so domineeringly. I finally know why their CP is named Nais. ]

[The order determines attack and reception, Shanks is the one below! ]

[Shanks felt that the wine in his hand was no longer fragrant, and the people around him were already laughing, "Hahahahaha, boss, you are actually the one below!"

The junk screen is killing me!

Luffy: "Arnold, what do you mean the one downstairs? Does Shanks live downstairs?"]

"Hehehe." Maginot smiled watching the interaction between the two, "You two have such a good relationship."

Monet: "You are wrong!"

Shanks started his service career. He worked in the bar and was paid hourly, but the wages were not paid to him but to Monet.

Alas, Beckman, I will never accuse you of dunking again.At least you gave me some pocket money, but Nana didn't give me a penny.I miss you Beckman.

Beckman in the distance: Haqiu!There must be some idiot talking about him! "Speed ​​up, don't let Shanks do anything else!"

[Letting Shanks sell alcohol is the worst decision! ]

[What kind of courage did Shanks have to sell alcohol? ]

[Have you forgotten that Shanks is an alcoholic? ]

[Have you forgotten that Shanks can hold a party for three days and three nights and drink wine for three days and three nights? ]

[Are you called the King of Banquets for nothing? ]

[Sooner or later Shanks will drink all the wine in the bar! ]

[Shanks: It’s not that exaggerated! 】

[I wonder if Shanks' liver is okay? ]

[I don’t want to know whether his liver is good or not, I just want to know whether his kidneys are good or not. ]

[Hahahahahahahahahaha. ]

[Does drinking alcohol affect the kidneys? ]

[Alcohol kills sperm, my friend! ]

["Pfft!" Shanks spat out a mouthful of wine. Oh, these words always make him spit out the wine. It's such a waste.And, "I'm very kind, please take your eyes away!"]

back kitchen.

"Shanks!"

"Boom!"

"Cough!" Shanks' head hit hard and he almost spit out the wine in his drink.

"Why did you steal the guest's wine!"

[Caught stealing food. ]

[Haha, I knew it! ]

Monet took the tray and Shanks explained: "Nana, just let me take a sip. I haven't drank for three days!"

[You haven’t been beaten in three days! ]

"I asked you to work, not to drink! Don't let me pay for the drinks!"

"Don't be like this, Beckman will just give you the money when the time comes!"

[Hahahahaha, I think about Beckman all the time. ]

"Don't eat secretly! Work hard!"

When Shanks finished wiping the wine and came out, he saw Monet mixing the wine in a fancy way. He immediately grinned and clapped: "Okay, okay!"

The applause of "Papa papa!" made people have to pay attention to the giggling waiter.

"Nana, make me a drink too!"

"roll."

"Okay!" Shanks rushed up excitedly and turned around.

A customer asked Monet to mix another drink. Monet pushed the wine glass in front of him. When the man took the wine, he took the opportunity to touch Monet's hand and said, "The bartender's hands are so slippery. Miss, I didn't see you here yesterday." , are you new here?"

Monet tried his best to pull out his hand, wiped it on the rag calmly, and raised an awkward and impolite smile: "I just come to help occasionally."

"Young lady is so beautiful, she should come here more often. Just for her sake, I have to order an extra glass of wine! By the way, what do you call young lady?"

"Munch."

"It turns out to be Miss Monkey. Ah, I've finished my wine. Can I have another glass?"

"Okay, it's gone here. I'll go backstage to get it."

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, who is this greasy man? ]

[nausea! ]

[Girls should protect themselves outside! ]

[Where is Shanks?Why do you just stand there stupidly? ]

[Don’t just squeeze the cup, what about action? ]

Monet took wine and poured it into a glass backstage, then turned around and bumped into Shanks.Shanks stretched out his hand, "Give me the wine and I'll take it."

Monet was suspicious, "You don't know how to drink secretly, do you?"

"Am I that kind of person in your eyes?"

Monet's eyes were shining and she told him straightforwardly, that's it.

"Okay, okay, I won't drink! I won't drink this bastard's wine! Give it to me!"

Shanks took it, turned his back, pondered for a while, breathed into it, then picked it up and shook it.He found Monet staring at him, "Ha! You scared me to death Nana!"

"you……"

"I...you didn't see anything!"

[Shanks is so bad! ]

Shanks just went out and gave the drink to the man. Monet also walked out. The man who had been yelling at Shanks just now changed his attitude when he saw Monet.

The man picked up the wine glass, brought it close to his mouth, and drank!Swallow it!

When Maginot turned around, she saw Monet and Shanks at the bar, staring at the guests drinking. Their movements were exactly the same, which reminded her of the cats following the movements of the cat-stick.

Very cute, isn't it?

After the guest finished drinking, Monet suddenly ran away covering his mouth, and Shanks chased him away.What happened?

Maginot also followed to check. She stood at the door and opened a corner of the curtain. The man inside gently patted the woman's back. The woman was leaning on the sink with a flattering expression.

"Shanks, I keep hitting you. You won't spit in my food behind my back, right?"

"Huh? Why do you think that? Am I that kind of person? But Nana really keeps hitting me, which is very difficult to handle!"

Monet is alert!

Shanks smiled, "Hey, as long as Nana invites me to drink, I will forgive Nana!"

In order to take care of Nana's height, Shanks even bent down to look at eye level.

Maginot retracted her feet and stepped out. Ah, there was nothing wrong with her inside.

At five o'clock, Monet had to go home and cook for the little devils. Whether Shanks wanted to or not, he had to stay and work the night shift until 9:30.

At 10 o'clock in the evening, Luffy and the others were all asleep and Shanks hadn't come back yet. Even if he was a lukewarm, he should have been found by now.The village is not big.

Monet had no choice but to go out to find him.

In the bar, the lights were still on, but there were no customers, "Shanks?"

Monet walked inside and stepped on a wine bottle. Monet picked it up and found it empty.And there was a smell of alcohol in the air.

Shanks sat on the ground, leaning against the grid with his back and his head hanging down. Monet ran over, "Shanks! Shanks, why are you..."

"Huh-huh-" Just fell asleep.

The touching hand grabbed Shanks' clothes and shook them hard, "Shanks!! Why are you drinking again!!!"

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I knew Shanks wouldn't let me down. ]

[Stealing and stealing? ]

[Who came up with the idea to let Shanks guard the wine cellar? ]

Shanks woke up leisurely, "Ah, it's Nana. Why are you here?"

"Why am I here? If I don't come, you will drink up the entire bar!!"

Shanks covered his ears, "It hurts! It was so loud that I woke up from drinking! I didn't drink much." Shanks looked at the wine bottles on the ground, "About... 5 bottles?" Seeing Monet Shanks' face suddenly changed, and he tried to make up for it, "It's so lonely drinking alone. I don't drink much!"

"You didn't drink much? Do you feel lonely drinking alone?" Monet cried and laughed, "You still choose expensive drinks! How do you want me to explain to Maginot!!"

"Don't be angry Nana, when Beckman comes, I will give you all my money!"

"Beckman, Beckman, who knows when Beckman will come? And I don't know if you have any savings!"

Monet held his chest and breathed, "No, I'm so angry with you that my chest hurts!"

"Ah? Is it that serious?" Shanks got up and tried to help Monet sit down, but in his haste, he stepped on the bottle and knocked him down on the bar.

"what!"

Monet was not only hit on the back, but also had to bear the weight of a Shanks pig. "Ah, my waist."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it! Nainai? Shanks helped him up carefully. When he saw Monet holding his lower back, he moved his hand to touch her, and Monet screamed.

"Ah hiss - don't touch me!"

"Sorry, sorry, sorry, Nana, I really didn't mean it!"

Monet sat on the stool and looked at Shanks dangling in front of her eyes, "What are you doing here? Is it glowing? Pack it up quickly. It's already past 10 o'clock. If you don't go to bed, I still have to go to bed!" "

"Oh oh oh." Shanks picked up the wine bottle without saying a word, "Pick it up Nana."

"After picking it up, take off the floor and wipe the table! Oh, the table must have been wiped by Maginot. Just mop the floor again."

"Oh."

Monet lay on the table, looked at Shanks who was mopping the floor seriously, and murmured: "Why does it look like a piece of wood? Oh, I hope Maginot won't be too angry when I see him tomorrow."

Shanks carried Monet home on his back. Shanks, who felt he had done something wrong, was very obedient and sensible.

It was already 11 o'clock when Monet came out of the shower. She was about to rest after applying the medicine. She heard a knock on the door and opened the door to find Shanks standing uneasily in front of the door holding the medicinal wine.

"That...I found this in the study..."

Monet stares——

"Well...it will be better if you rub it out."

"I have."

"Oh."

"Do you have anything else to do?"

"Arnold... do you need my help? I don't mean anything else! It's just that I have massaged Beckman before, so I have experience!"

[Hahahahaha, why do you always mention Beckman? ]

[Beckman: No cue]

Monet still let Shanks in. After all, she had just seen it and there were a lot of bruises. She couldn't do it herself, so she could let Shanks come in.

Monet handed the bruise medicine to Shanks and sat on the bed, with his back to him, his back sunken, and Shanks also sat down.

Shanks poured the medicine into his hand and heated it, "Okay, let's get started."

Monet slowly lifted up his pajamas, half way through, and a body with a skin color different from that of a man appeared, but the thick purple of his arms was a bit annoying.

When Shanks' hand touched, he could feel his body trembling, "Does it hurt?"

"Isn't that nonsense?"

The hand continued to move, but when he touched Monet, he flinched. This was a situation he had never encountered before.He looked up, and Monet lowered his head. There were hot ears hidden in his orange hair, which you couldn't tell without looking carefully.

It had been a long time since I felt the pain. Monet asked curiously: "Is it okay?"

Shanks lowered his head and said, "No. Why don't you lie down so that it can be rubbed away easily."

"Oh." Monet didn't think much. He lay down obediently and hugged a soft fluffy pillow. He soon felt pain, "Ah! Why does it hurt so much?"

"I didn't exert any force. It won't hurt so much later, please bear with it."

"I know, hurry up!"

Monet buried his head in the pillow, endured it and fell asleep. He didn't know when it ended.

After finishing his work, Shanks looked at Monet's sleeping face and fell into deep thought. He slowly stood up and approached Monet's sleeping face.

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!I'm so nervous! ]

[You scared me upstairs! ]

[You disturbed my eyes upstairs!Don't bother me chasing CP! ]

[Shanks gets closer and closer, and even some people become nervous, not knowing what they are expecting. 】

Shanks reached out his hand and pushed back his hair, and Monet's sleeping face could be seen more clearly.

"Really fell asleep."

"Ah, I'm drooling."

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[Grandpa on the subway looks at his cell phone.jpg]

Monet did not wear his usual turban on his head, all his orange hair was spread out, and he found a bunch of hair sticking up.He pressed it down, removed his hand, and the lock of hair stood up again, repeating this process more than five times.

"that's amazing!"

[Shanks, what are you doing? ]

[Why do you want to play with Nana’s silly hair? ]

[It turns out that Nana has hairy hair, and I didn’t notice it when she usually wears a hair tie! ]

[Oops, it totally hit my cute spot! ! ]

Shanks stepped back, raised his hand to check, and was surprised and suddenly realized: "It turns out... my skills are so good."

[? ? ? ? ]

[Shanks, what are you doing? ]

[I have taken off my pants, you show me this? ]

[Calm down upstairs, Shanks, I hate you for being a piece of wood! ]

[Shanks, what are you thinking about? ]

[Nana fell asleep because it’s past 11 o’clock now! ]

Shanks covered Monet with a quilt, looked at his hands and left Monet's room with a smile.

[Ah, look at you! ]

[Calm down, this is a stock I bought myself, and I have to support it even while kneeling. ]

[Hahahahahaha, Shanks ran away from the marriage soon, look at our Kizaru butts! ]

[Shanks: "What are you looking at? I'm not stupid!"

The crew looked at each other: If one day you meet Monet, just trick him into boarding the ship.After all, the boss may end up alone. 】