[One Piece] About my escape from marriage by the red-haired Shanks

Shanks is a person who cares about food and not fights. Even if he is sprayed with a bloody blow by his mother one second, he will be able to say hello happily the next second.

It was Shanks' third day here, and he was scolded almost every day. Monet had nothing to do today. He stayed at home to watch over Shanks and not let him cause trouble.

This is very painful for Shanks, "Nana, are you okay today? Why are you always staring at me? I'm so embarrassed."

"No, let me see if you can cause trouble again."

"Are you causing trouble? I'm not causing trouble!"

Monet's eyes were full of scrutiny and disbelief.Shanks was sad, "Ah... I will be sad if you act like this. Maybe there is a crack in my heart and it will be difficult to heal!"

Mo. Indifferent Nye: "Oh."

Shanks covered his chest with a painful expression, "Aha! My heart is broken! You have hurt my heart! It was hurt by a woman named Nana, and it needs to go to a wide space to roam... No, Just go and heal!”

"..." I just watched your performance quietly.

[Hahahahaha, why is Shanks so weird? ]

[Is this being coquettish?I can do it again! ]

[I asked why Luffy is so good at acting like a spoiled brat. It turns out he learned it from Shanks! ]

[I turn a blind eye when I should be cooperating with your performance. ]

Luffy said he wanted to learn fighting and martial arts from Shanks, and they all came outside the courtyard.Ace and Sabo were also there. They didn't leave to go to the mountains because a strange man who was also a pirate came to the house. How could they safely leave their weak mother and weak brother at home?

Monet put his hands on his hips and said helplessly: "Martial arts? Didn't mom teach you? Didn't you always get up in the morning to practice?"

"You mean [divide the watermelon]? [Split the watermelon] is so slow. Can it really hit anyone?" Luffy felt a little disgusted.

Shanks was confused: "What [divide the watermelon]?"

Monet: "What [divide watermelon], that's called [Tai Chi]!"

Luffy also demonstrated it to Shanks, waving his hand slowly to draw a circle, "A watermelon...divided into two halves, half for you, half for me...that's it!"

Shanks looked at it for a while, then burst into laughter. "Hahahahahahahahahaha, what the hell? Who taught you this? It's so funny! Hahahahaha!"

Luffy looked behind Shanks and said, "Mom."

"Hahahahaha!" Shanks' laughter stopped, and he immediately turned around and waved his hand, "No, no, no, I didn't mean that, Nana, I didn't think what you taught was funny!"

Monet ignored Shanks and said to the child: "Why is it useless? It is a peerless martial art that can strengthen the body!"

Still Luffy: "Then mom, can you show us a demonstration? Can it hit Shanks?"

"Ugh?"

Ace and Sabo also expressed their opinions, "Mom, I want to see it too!"

There was no other way, so Monet had no choice but to drag the confused Shanks onto the stage. She performed a move and slowly moved her arm across Shanks. Shanks leaned back and slowly avoided it. His movements may have been infected. slow.

"Ah...oh!"

Monet's elbow hit Shanks' chest. Shanks looked at his arm. Luffy Ace Sabo also looked at his arm. Shanks scratched his face and felt nothing until he received Monet's hand. Eyes indicate.

Oh oh oh oh!He got it!

"Ah! I was hit!" Shanks staggered back with an exaggerated expression.

"Suffer death, Shanks!" Monet took the opportunity to hit him with a palm. The movement was so slow that Shanks even took the initiative to meet the palm.

Shanks spun around and fell to the ground, clutching his chest, "What a... such a powerful palm technique... I lost!"

Monet stopped his momentum and said, "Phew—call it a day!"

Ace: "..."

Luffy:"……"

Sabo: "..."

Ace said to his mother: "Mom, we are no longer 3 years old. We can tell by being so perfunctory."

Sabo took Luffy's hand and said, "Mom, let's go train by ourselves. You...oh, have fun with Shanks."

Luffy: "Goodbye Mom!"

Monet: "..." Why do you feel like being cared for by a child?

[Hahahahaha, even despised by children! ]

[Who told you to be so fake? ]

[Shocked, the redhead actually did this to a child! ]

Monet kicked Shanks who was still lying on the ground, "Hey, get up. They're leaving."

Shanks opened his eyes and got up, "How are you? Are you scared by me?"

Monet turned back and squinted at him, "What gave you so much confidence? It's all because of your exaggerated acting skills. They are not fools, how could they not see it?"

"Huh? Blame me? I obviously did it according to Nana's request!"

"It's you!"

"not me!"

"It's you, you are you! Don't contradict me!"

[Two elementary school chickens quarreled! ]

[I still think Shanks doesn’t like Monet, so why do people think they are a couple? ]

[Have you ever been in love upstairs? ]

[How could he indulge Monet's temper if he didn't like it?Do you think Shanks really can't escape?Don't you see Shanks happy? ]

[I laugh when I see Monet. What is this if I don’t like him? ]

[Isn’t it because Monet is a fool enough, or Shanks is a fool? ]

[It’s hopeless. It’s hopeless. ]

[It’s completely hopeless. ]

[The next step is to establish love in the bamboo forest, and Shanks can't hide it anymore.See for yourself. ]

["What do you think, Shanks?"

"Hmm...do you like it?"

"Oh, is that so? Then I will definitely win! Just wait and pay me!"

The person he didn't like came to Shanks and said, "Boss, you must hold on! Didn't you say you like mature and sexy beauties?"

"Huh? When did I say that?"]

"Shanks?"

"Ok?"

"I heard that you are the Four Emperors, right?"

Shanks Cat Alert.jpg: "What do you want to do?"

"Get your Griffin and let's have a fight."

"what?"

[Coming, coming, the famous scene is coming! ]

Monet and Shanks came to the bamboo forest. Monet had prepared the silver ring. Shanks and the Griffins were hesitant, "Goodbye. If I hurt you, will I still be alive to see the sun tomorrow?" ?”

[Hahahahaha, your desire to survive is perfect, Shanks. ]

[It looks very much like a boyfriend considering whether to let go or not. ]

"Stop talking nonsense! I just want to know my level! Look at the sword!"

[Being beaten by Garp all the time should not be much worse. ]

[This section is so beautiful!The screen has been recorded and played in a loop. ]

[You reminded me. ]

[Fuck, you can actually record the screen! ]

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

The swords collided, Monet's attack was fast and fierce, Shanks was calm and leisurely.

Stab the sword, point the sword, chop the sword, Shanks can only defend but not attack.His Griffin pressed down on Monet's silver ring and stopped in front of Monet. He leaned forward, and the distance between the two faces was only 10 centimeters.His smile was mean, "Nana, you don't have enough strength!"

[I asked you to compete in swordsmanship, but I didn’t ask you to tease others! ]

[ah!So beautiful, I’m dying! ]

"Oh!"

Monet opened the sword, stepped on the bamboo with his feet and used his strength to stab Shanks. Shanks blocked the sword, tilted his face back, and looked at Monet's face.

Monet rotated his body and continued to attack with his sword. The sword was light and his movements were smooth.Shanks stands, cross sword, Monet steps on his griffon.

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you see, only Monet can step on Shanks' sword! ]

[I let you fight, not flirt! ]

[Appeared, flirting with swordsmanship! ]

When Griffin moved, Monet jumped up and did a backflip, and stabbed the silver ring. Griffin blocked it, but Shanks said proudly, "Oh, I'll block it!"

The straight silver ring suddenly became soft and wrapped around Griffin like a snake. Shanks was startled and pulled back, wrapping it too tightly.

The silver ring continued to spiral forward rapidly, Shanks let go, and the back half of the silver ring sword straightened and stabbed him in the face.He turned sideways, caught the falling Griffin with his left hand, shook off the entangled silver ring sword, escaped, and distanced himself.

"Wow, wow, wow, Nana, you're cheating! This isn't a sword at all, is it? Is there any sword that can be lengthened, shortened, or bent?"

[This is only the first stage! ]

[Kizaru is being cool later, and Monet even learned the eight-foot magatama!What a fuss! ]

[Finally it was Kizaru's turn to be stared at, "Yeah~ don't look at me like that." It's impossible, the eight-foot magatama is his ability, shouldn't others be able to learn it?Unless she also has the ability to bear fruit. 】

["Boss, I think you might as well dye your red hair green."

"You are the green one! Get away!"]

Monet is no longer close now, the silver ring turns into a snake form, she only needs to control the silver ring to attack.

Bamboo leaves fell one after another in the bamboo forest, and the two stood opposite each other. There was a thick piece of dead leaves on the ground. Shanks jumped up, and the silver ring sword came out from under his feet. Monet still stood opposite and did not move.

Every time Shanks lands, a silver ring sword will emerge from the ground.

[Ah ah ah, Monet’s prediction was so accurate!Is this the legendary sight color? ]

Shanks has already retreated more than ten meters away. Do you think it's enough to keep the distance?Monet moved, and with a wave of his hand, the silver ring appeared on the ground, and was thrown to Shanks' feet like a whip, making a mark and causing the dead leaves to shatter.

Monet drew a circle with his arm, and the silver ring quickly surrounded Shanks in three or four circles, making a "clack-clack-clack" sound like a chain.

Shanks held his face and screamed: "Ahhh! Si~hey!! That's amazing, how did you do this Nana?"

[Apart from Luffy, I admire Shanks’ brain circuit! ]

[One thing to say, Monet’s silver ring is really cool! ]

[And it forms very quickly, with no cooling time. ]

[Kizaru: Speed ​​is weight!

Monet: The only martial arts in the world is fast!What a match for these two!Shanks should go play with Hawkeye! ]

"Lock!"

Monet gave an order, and the silver ring was completed in one second, shrinking and strangling. After completion, it retracted from Monet's hand and turned back into a straight sword.

Shanks, who had escaped the disaster, was so frightened that he ran to Monet and asked: "Did you just want to kill me? If I can't escape, I will be hanged, right?"

"Whoever told you not to be serious, just go to hell!"

Monet got close and made a palm move. Shanks turned sideways and grabbed Monet's wrist with his right hand. His head came out from Monet's left ear, "Ah, you sneak attack again!"

Monet raised his leg in one move and hit Shanks on the head. He took a few steps back. "Oh, it hurts."

Monet turned around and thrust his sword, "Look at the sword!"

Shanks ducked and his sword stuck into the bamboo.

Shanks stared at the pierced bamboo, "Wow, you used so much strength, the sword was inserted halfway in."

Monet pulled out and turned to leave, with Shanks chasing after him, "Hey, aren't you going to fight?"

"What are you fighting for? Do you want me to tease you?"

"I'm not teasing you! I'm serious."

"Seriously? If you're serious, go to hell!"

"No, Nana, why are you angry again? I really think Nana is very powerful!"

"Go away!"

"Nana!"

[Tsk, tsk, tsk! ]

[Red-haired pirate: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk!"

"I have a toothache!"

"My stomach hurts!"

"I feel pain everywhere!"

Shanks: "What's wrong with you?"

"Boss, this is not how you fight us!"

"You beat me wherever you go!"

"Boss, I never realized you were so mean!"

"Boss, can you let me give you a good beating? Really, just a good beating is enough! I can't stand your mean look anymore!"

Shanks: "..."

Hawkeye: "Redhead, don't come to me to practice sword practice again!"

Shanks: What happened to him?What's wrong with Nana?She is a girl! 】