[One Piece] About my escape from marriage by the red-haired Shanks

"Xiang! Ke! Si——" Monet raised the knife and dropped it, and the kitchen knife flew out and passed by Shanks' ear. "I thought you would be a mature adult when you grow up, but I didn't expect you to be so bad!"

Shanks waved his hands in panic, "No, no, that's not the case. Please listen to my explanation! It's Luffy! Luffy refused to help me get my clothes, so I had to come out and get them myself! I didn't mean to do it!"

There were three heads stuck in the crack of the bathroom door. Monet looked over and closed the door with a "Whoosh! Bang!"

Shanks: "..."

Monet took two steps and ran, then kicked out: "Are you still putting the blame on Luffy?"

The wind swept over his legs, and Shanks ducked down to avoid it.

[good!What a waist!Nice legs! ]

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahhhh?I am dead! ]

"Ah... Nana saw your fatness."

"!!"

[So sexy, Shanks. ]

[Ha ha ha ha ha! ]

Monet became even more angry now. She stepped on the water stains and spun around, but suddenly slipped. Shanks couldn't dodge in time and was knocked down by her.

"Oh!"

The two fell down together. Monet raised his head from Shanks' chest and saw flesh-colored flesh, white and red, and his hands were wet and hot. Monet's face was red and he slapped Shanks in the face. , got up and said: "Abnormal!"

[Ah ah ah, I am the Civil Affairs Bureau, I moved here by myself! ]

[Please get married where you are! ]

Shanks covered his face and got up, "Why do you always hit me?"

[Hahahahaha, Monet's hobby of slapping is just a little bit Feishanxian. ]

Monet turned his back to Shanks and pointed at him, "You have one minute to get dressed immediately, otherwise you won't be able to eat tonight!"

"Huh? Can't eat? That's not okay!" Shanks immediately got up and ran into the study to find clothes to wear. The world is huge, and eating is the biggest thing.

[The people who do the work are the souls of the people! ]

[It is impossible not to eat, not even in this life. ]

Monet was mopping the floor when Shanks came out. He just wanted to say hello when Monet scolded him, "Why are you smiling? Have you finished washing your clothes?"

Shanks pursed his lips and ran into the bathroom dejectedly.

"Get out!"

[Alas, this life of an old married couple. ]

[Have legs! ]

Shanks closed the door and secretly opened the crack to observe Monet's reaction. Seeing that she had been mopping the floor outside, he felt relieved, turned around, and opened his mouth to the three brothers.

"How dare you not save me! Luffy, it's all your fault! Oh, have you washed your clothes?"

"What do you want to do?" Seeing Shanks pay attention to his clothes, the three brothers became nervous. They finally washed them, they spent a lot of effort!

"Shanks, you can't hit our clothes!"

"Hey Hey……"

Shanks approached them with a wicked smile, and Sabo pushed Luffy, "Call mommy Luffy!"

"Huh?" Shanks quickly covered Luffy's mouth with his hand and opened his eyes wide, "You actually still want to call me mom?" It's the kind of thing that only after living for more than twenty years did you know that there is such a way to call mom, something is wrong. There's something wrong with you little brats!Shanks looked at the other two kids, Ace and Sabo, he stopped them but didn't stop the sound, a tenor voice that was heard throughout the house.

As soon as the voice fell, the footsteps moved forward quickly, "Wow!" The door was opened, and Monet's mops rushed in.

Shanks: Why didn't he lock the door?

"Shanks!!!"

Finished!

"Listen to my explanation! We are joking! Ah ah ah ah ah, it hurts, it hurts, let go! Let go! Nana, don't pull my ears!"

[It’s obvious that Shanks’ family status is the lowest! ]

[Low?How about having no family status? ]

[Can't even fight three children, miserable!It's too awful! ]

"Can you be more mature? Why do you still bully children when you are such an adult? The three of them combined are not even a fraction of your age!"

"I didn't bully them!"

"Hmph, just make excuses! They haven't made any progress after so many years. Look at them. They have washed their clothes. Now look at you. Are you embarrassed?"

The three Ace brothers took the opportunity to show the washed clothes to Monet, "Mom, we have washed them."

Look, how good-looking you are.

Monet changed his angry expression to a gentle expression, and touched Ace's head, "Well, Ace is great! Sabo and Luffy are the same. Now take the clothes to the washing machine and wash them again. Do you know how to use a washing machine? ?”

"Yes, Mom."

"Then let's go."

"Well, okay. Slow down!"

The three little ones left, and Monet immediately changed his face, "You, wash your clothes right away, or you won't be able to eat! Humph!"

"Alas..." Shanks sighed, "Beckman, I miss you so much, pick me up quickly!"

[Hahahahahahahahahahaha, Beckman has nothing to do but gets drunk. ]

[Now: Beckman, pick me up quickly!In a few days: Beckman, don’t rush, take your time. ]

[Hahahahahahahahahaha. ]

Shanks finally finished washing his clothes before eating. Seeing the delicious crocodile rice, he felt that he could do it again!

But during the meal, I was scolded for eating too quickly, "Shanks?"

"kindness?"

"Is anyone trying to rob you?"

"Ah? Nana, do you want to fight with me? Hehe, you can't take it from me, but I can give it to you!" Shanks smiled, put a piece of meat into Monet's bowl, and continued to cook.

"Why are you in such a hurry to eat when no one is competing with you? Are you in a hurry to reincarnate? You are drooling all over the place and you are not eating at all!!"

"Aren't you used to it? We all eat like this. If you don't like it, you won't be able to eat anything anymore!"

"But you're at my house now. Please be a little slower. Don't gorge yourself. Chew it 20 times before swallowing it, okay Shanks?"

"But……"

Monet put the bowl down hard and hit the table. The volume doubled: "No but! Are you going to force me?"

The entire dinner table became quiet, and Monet even heard the sound of counting, "1, 2, 3..."

Luffy said, "But mom..."

Everyone looked over, especially Shanks.

Monet asked gently: "What's wrong, Luffy?"

"Chewing it 20 times turned it into mud."

"Then chew it 10 times." Suddenly seeing Sabo and Ace wanting to open their mouths, Monet continued: "You can't reduce it any more!"

Ace and Sabo's thoughts disappeared.

Monet put a handful of cabbage into the bowl, "Don't just eat meat, but also eat some vegetables, otherwise the nutrition will be unbalanced. Come on, Shanks, you have to eat too."

"I'm an adult now and I like to eat meat."

Monet continued to laugh: "Shanks, do you want me to feed you?"

"This...isn't it good?"

Monet pursed his lips and smiled, "It seems you want me to feed you." Monet stood up, picked up a plate of cauliflower, stuck the plate in Shanks' mouth, and kept stuffing it in with chopsticks, " Open your mouth, didn't you eat very quickly just now? Eat! Eat it all for me! Don't spit it out!"

"Um...uh..."

Shanks was forced to eat half of the plate of broccoli, and Monet put down the remaining half. Shanks lost his passion for life like a spoiled girl.She picked up a tissue and gently wiped the juice from Shanks' mouth, "Look at you, your food is everywhere."

Monet turned back and looked at Ace and the others who were stunned, "Why, do you want mom to feed you too?"

They were startled and ate the cabbage immediately.Monet was satisfied, "The rule in our family is that you eat whatever mommy does."

[Hahahahaha, it scares the child. ]

[Shanks’ role is to scare the monkeys, how miserable! ]

[Shanks, come out with the momentum of your Yonko! ]

[No amount of momentum is of any use to Monet! ]

[Look at Shanks looking like he has no love in his life, I’m fucking laughing! ]

Shanks finally came to his senses. He silently moved his position with his rice bowl and came to Luffy's side opposite Monet.

"Cough..." Shanks coughed.

Monet asked: "What's wrong with you?"

"I miss Beckman."

"..."

[Hahahahahahahahahaha, look how hard you are forcing your child! ]

[Shanks is only a 26-year-old kid. Monet should stop persecuting him and go to Kizaru. The old man chews his food 20 times.You are more compatible. ]

"Why are you so far away?"

"I'm afraid my saliva will splash on you."

"..." I always felt like she was bullying others.

["Boss, you are so miserable!"

"But it's also very funny, hahahahaha, it's so miserable to be bullied, isn't it?"

"Boss, you have made me laugh for the whole day!"]

[Hahahahaha, Shanks, where is your dignity as the Four Emperors? ]

[The Yonko has red hair, what does Shanks have to do with him? ]

[Hahahahaha, in this case I forgive Shanks for running away from the marriage. ]

[Shanks is bad, don't be fooled!He didn't take this level seriously. ]

[Strategic weakness! ]

The next day, while Monet was away, Shanks mysteriously led Luffy and the others out. This time they did not go to the mountains, but to the city. Shanks said he wanted to treat everyone to a big dinner!

Ace was very suspicious, "Where did you get the money?"

Shanks smiled and mysteriously took out a dozen dollars, "Nana gave me an apology last night! Hehe!"

Luffy: "Really? Shanks, you are so powerful! You can get so much money from mom!"

Unlike Luffy, Ace and Sabo kind of despised him.

["Boss, I was feeling sorry for you just now! How could you do this?"

"That's not me!" Shanks also looked surprised, "There is still such an operation!" He looked at Beckman, who was in charge of money, could he...

Beckman: "No!"

"Beckman, I haven't said anything yet!"

"I'll know what your intentions are as soon as you move. No way, just give up on this idea!"]

They said it was a treat, but in the end they ate within the budget and were kicked out as if they were having a meal. Monet happened to catch him.

After returning home, Shanks was not happy for a long time and was taught another lesson. Monet let out a breath and looked at the sky, "Tell me, whose idea was it this time?"

The three brothers stood in a row and pointed their fingers at Shanks.

Shanks, sweating on his forehead: "I can explain!"

"Go ahead."

"It's like this. I just wanted to take them to have a good meal. I didn't expect them to be able to eat it, so... it just broke the budget." Shanks said softer and softer.

"Shanks."

"what?"

"Can you do something that adults should do?"

"What should adults do?"

“I won’t take my children to eat Overlord Dinner anyway!!”

"Then I also gave you money, but it was less. And..."

Monet looked over and Shanks said, "I'm a pirate. It's normal to eat Overlord Meal!"

Ace Sabo and Luffy, who were very interested in pirates, raised their heads and looked at Shanks with bright eyes.

"A pirate, right?"

"Bang!" Monet hit Shanks on the head.

"Hey! Nana, don't hit me on the head!"

"Snapped!"

"Don't start your head, right?"

Shanks backed away, "Hey, let me tell you, I am a pirate called the Yonko by the navy!"

"Pah!" Another slap, "Four Emperors, right?"

Shanks: "I'm really going to be angry, Nana! Give me some face!"

"Snapped!"

"I'm giving you face, right?"

"I told you to give me some face, Nana, why are you still fighting?"

Monet took out the feather duster and went to slap Shanks, "You're the one I'm going to hit!"

"Hey! Hey!"

Shanks jumped around and ran out of the house, "Don't push yourself too hard, I'm going to fight back!"

"You still dare to fight back, right?" Monet also chased away, "Stop!"

"If you say stop, just stop. Don't I want to lose face?"

The three children looked at Shanks who was being chased and beaten and said slowly: "Shanks is nothing special."

"Pirates are nothing special."

"The Four Emperors are nothing special."

[Hahahahaha, this is the funniest joke I have ever heard! ]

[The only woman who doesn't give Shanks face, Monet! ]

[Shanks’s face is finally useless. ]

["Boss, don't provoke your sister-in-law in the future. You see, this is what will happen. You won't even dare to fight back!"

Shanks: "It's impossible to have a sister-in-law, not in this life!"]