[One Piece] About my escape from marriage by the red-haired Shanks

"Of course Nana and I have met, we are very good friends!" Shanks replied to Ace, "And I even hugged you when you were a little kid! I even breastfed you!"

"How is that possible?" Ace felt embarrassed.

The redhead laughed.

Monet asked: "Why did you fall into the sea?"

"Ah, this." Shanks recalled, "I remember I was having a party, I found great wine, and then I drank a lot of wine... It seemed that I got up in the middle of the night to blow the wind and accidentally fell off the boat."

"..."

"..."

The Monet family is speechless.

[Hahahahaha, he actually fell off the boat while drunk. I thought something big had happened!Shanks never disappoints me! ]

[It makes me very doubtful about the title of Four Emperors! ]

[Shanks should not be called the Four Emperors, he should be called the Banquet King! ]

[Have banquets every day!Are their finances okay? ]

[Beckman looked at the happy crew and said, "No bars, from now on." He did not doubt that Shanks would really fall into the sea one day when he was drunk.Let's hold less banquets. The budget is really in deficit.

"No, Beckman, if alcohol is banned, life will lose a lot of fun!"]

"What about your fleet?"

"Don't worry, they will find me!"

"Then what are you going to do now?"

Shanks turned his head, looked at Monet, and slowly cracked his lips, "Take me in for a few days, Nana!"

"...Okay, give me the food and accommodation fees!"

Shanks looked at Monet's hand, not embarrassed at all, "I have no money."

"Why are you still so poor after all these years? Aren't you a big pirate?"

"Beckman won't give me money, what can I do? He also said that I only spend money randomly!"

[Hahahahahahahahahaha, I just said Shanks has no money. ]

Monet touched the heads of the three children and said, "Did you see it? There is no future for being a pirate, just like this poor guy."

[Hahahahahaha, Garp said to become a navy! ]

[Karp said he was very pleased! ]

[Garp sends out a navy invitation! ]

"Nana, don't say that to me, give me some face. Pirates are still fun!"

[A person with face fruit ability appears! ]

"Shut up, you poor man!"

"Well, I can work for you! How about it?"

Monet squinted his eyes and looked at him. Shanks touched his belly and said, "But can you give me something to eat before you start working? I'm so hungry!"

There was an extra man in the family, and he was a pirate. The three children were very interested, especially Luffy, who pestered Shanks to tell him adventure stories.

At the dinner table, the three little ones stared at Shanks and often said "What next?" (⊙o⊙) Wow! "Did you defeat him?" "Waiting for the sound, Shanks would show off from time to time, making the three little ones anxious, but Shanks would just laugh wildly.

In this way, they established a relationship.

Luffy was reluctant to leave Shanks at night and wanted to sleep with him, but Monet persuaded him to go back.

"I didn't expect Nana to have three sons... They are too fertile, aren't they?"

Monet just looked back at him, sighing inexplicably.

"Ah, is this Nana's husband's room? It feels so serious and old-fashioned." Shanks also noticed that the room where he rested was filled with the atmosphere of an elderly person. "Why isn't he at home?"

"Husband? Where can I get a husband if I'm not married? This is my father's room."

"Hey~ It turns out to be father's room, let me tell you! Wait a minute, where did Luffy come from when you're not married?" Shanks suddenly grabbed Monet's arms in excitement, "Could it be... you Stolen?"

"Why are you stealing? Can't I adopt you?"

"Okay, okay!" Shanks muttered, "I thought we were married."

"What did you say?"

"Ah? I said Nana really likes children!"

Who would have thought that the recently famous Yonko Shanks would be detained by Monet to work because he had no money?

Ask the person involved?The person involved was laughing and joking and didn't care. He even picked out clothes in a clothing store and didn't care that it was a woman who paid for it.

"Nanai, Nanai! I want this, I want this!" A man, wearing a floral shirt and slippers, pointed at the white shirt in the clothing store and was as excited as a villager who had just entered the city.

[Ah this...]

[I want to visit the members of the Red Haired Pirates and ask them how they feel. ]

[Red-haired Pirates: Thank you for the invitation, we don’t know him. 】

Why did you take Shanks out to buy clothes?Because he accidentally learned that Monet's father was Garp, and he was lying on Garp's bed wearing Garp's pajamas, and instantly goosebumps crawled all over his body, making it itchy and uncomfortable.

"No! I'm allergic to the navy!" Shanks said as he took off his clothes and refused to wear them despite saying anything.

Monet had no choice but to put him in the study.

Things are pressing!

I had to take him out to buy clothes today.

He chose a white shirt, gray floral trousers and a black cloak. Monet only bought clothes but not the cloak.

Before she even got the money from Shanks, she was already pouring money into it.So stupid, she is so stupid, how could she think that Shanks has money?

Now that I have bought clothes, I also bought the three little ones. They are so naughty and the clothes cost a lot.

Whoever gets the clothes gets it, Shanks holding the bag and standing among the excited children was unusually harmonious.

"Mom bought me new clothes!"

"Nana bought me new clothes too!"

"Ha ha!"

"Ha ha!"

Monet: "..."

[Shanks is like a child who won’t grow up! ]

[Luffy and the others have already given Monet enough headaches, and here comes Shanks, taking the lead in causing trouble. ]

While waiting for the crew to come, Shanks had nothing to do all day, so he played with Luffy and the others all day long.When Ace went to the mountains, he followed him, taking Luffy with him.Come back after sunset.

When they came back, a few people came back carrying a large crocodile covered in mud.My eyes lit up when I saw Monet.

"mom!"

"Nana!"

"Let's eat crocodile tonight!"

Monet took a step back, "Stop, stop, stop, don't come near me, what's going on?"

They rushed to answer:

"This dead fish wants to eat Luffy!"

"We fought with the crocodiles!"

"Shanks is so powerful! He punches a crocodile!"

"Fighted with a crocodile? Were you injured?"

"No! The injured one is the crocodile!"

"Then why is it covered in mud? And it still smells so bad?"

"It's all Luffy's fault! Luffy fell into the water!"

"Yeah, Luffy can't walk well!"

Monet took a deep breath, "Why would Luffy follow you to such a dangerous place?"

The three brothers pursed their lips. They knew that Monet felt that Luffy was still too young to go play in the mountains.

Shanks saw the dilemma of the three brothers, and as their big friend he had to step forward, "Don't be like this, Nana. Luffy and the others are already very powerful."

Ace spoke, "It was Shanks who led the way!"

Sabo: "Yes. We have already persuaded you!"

Luffy: "I went with Shanks!"

Shanks smiled: "Yes, that's right, it's me. Nana, don't blame them."

The three brothers all took a step back, falling behind Shanks.

[Hahahahaha, Shanks can still laugh?Didn’t you see everyone retreating? ]

[Betrayed, Shanks. ]

[Face the storm head-on! ]

[Shanks doesn’t know what he’s facing yet, but he’ll find out later. ]

[Damage, these three brothers are all cut black. ]

[Shanks rushed forward stupidly, which made me laugh to death! ]

Sure enough, Monet got angry, "You can still laugh? Do you know that the forest is dangerous? Luffy is only five years old!"

"Ah? What's the matter? I could already defeat a tiger when I was five years old!"

"Then you think you're amazing?"

"It's not that big of a deal."

"Do you think I'm praising you? Don't you think you can be like Luffy? You're covered in mud. The clothes you just bought today! Do you want to wash them? Do you know that it's hard to wash clothes that are full of mud! The washing machine can't wash it! Me!" Monet waved his hand and did not hit it because Shanks was too dirty.

"Then wouldn't it be enough to buy it again?"

"Have you bought it again?" This time Monet was stabbed in the lungs. "Did you give me money to buy it again? Do you think the money falls from the sky? Can you pick it up from the roots of the tree if it's fallen leaves? One penny. Poor guy who doesn’t even have anything! He’s a waste! Bah!”

Shanks was so scolded that he didn't dare to reply. He wiped his face and wiped some saliva, and spoke to the child in a low voice, "Your mother is so angry that it's terrible. Is she usually like this?"

"Shanks!"

"Ah~" Shanks was so frightened that his body trembled. He couldn't be heard, right?

"And you three!"

Those who were touched all straightened their bodies, waiting to be taught a lesson, "Go and wash off all the mud on your body right away! Get a bucket and soak all the clothes. Do your own laundry tonight! You can't eat until you wash them clean! Did you hear that? ?”

The four said in unison: "Yes!"

He scrambled to pick up the bucket and ran into the bathroom. Of course, Shanks was also in there.

[Laughing like crazy, don’t the four emperors have any face at all? ]

Inside, the old and the young take a bath together, while Monet is alone outside handling the crocodiles. Can one of them be eaten?Monet estimated that he would cook half of it tonight?

Braised and boiled?

[Don’t underestimate a man’s stomach, Nana! ]

[The Mengqi family never buys meat. ]

Monet was cooking in the kitchen. Looking at the gurgling soup, she opened a spoon and picked up a little soup to taste.

"Da da da!"

There were footsteps passing behind me.

Monet turned around and saw only the water stains left on the floor.

[Hahahahaha, did you see it? ]

[Hahahahaha, naked Luffy! ]

[What is this for? ]

[I didn’t bring any clothes. Luffy was encouraged by his brothers to come out and get some clothes. ]

"Da da da!"

It came again, this time it was Ace and the others who ran out of the room. Monet ignored it and continued to watch the fire.

"Da da da!"

The footsteps came again, and Monet quickly turned around, "It's not over yet, the whole living room is full of water!"

The figure paused.

"..."

"..."

silence.Silence is Shanks tonight.

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ]

[Hahahahahahahahaha, it’s you, Shanks! ]

[I didn’t expect you to be such a person. No, I’m going to die laughing! ]

[Afraid that the air will suddenly become quiet. ]

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!The aunt in the dormitory came up and said that we can't raise geese! ]

[Ahaahaaha!The dormitory next door asked us if there were donkeys in the dormitory! ]

[Fortunately, Shanks still knows how to come out wrapped in a towel, ah, I can't do it anymore! ]

[All the pirates were silent together at first, and then burst into laughter.

Shanks finally knew how to cover his face. Jesus patted his shoulder and comforted him, "Don't be sad, boss, maybe something more embarrassing will happen in the future, we don't care! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Ha ha!"

"Yes, boss, hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Boss hahahahahahahahaha!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Social death.Let me die! 】