[One Piece] About my escape from marriage by the red-haired Shanks

His hands were full of the smell of bruises. No matter how unscrupulous he was, he couldn't sleep with the smell of bruises.Shanks went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He rubbed his hands at the sink and a drop of red stained his hands.Shanks picked up his hand and looked at it to make sure it was blood. Then he looked up in the mirror and saw two streaks of blood running down his nose.

"Ah... I'm getting angry."

He wiped it off without any panic at all.

[...]

[Hahahahahahahahahaha, Shanks is angry? ]

[Exuberant anger? ]

[Hahahahaha, isn’t this reflex arc too long? ]

[Can he still sleep tonight? ]

After Shanks finished tidying up, he went back to the study to sleep. As soon as his head hit the pillow, the energy from the five bottles of wine came back. Maybe because he was no longer nervous, he felt bloated and drowsy, and his eyelids began to fight...

"Nana..."

[Fell asleep? ]

[so fast? ]

[Coach, I want to learn this!It takes me a year to fall asleep too! ]

[Trouble falling asleep, real name envy! ]

[Trouble falling asleep, real name envy! ]

[Trouble falling asleep, real name envy! ]

[It’s rare for a group of navy pirates to synchronize. Is it still difficult to fall asleep?Didn't you fall asleep as soon as you lay down? 】

Under the irritation of alcohol, Shanks seemed to have returned to the bar. He seemed to have hit Monet and was pinned under him.

I didn't feel anything at the time, or I didn't have time to feel it. Isn't Nana's body so fragrant and soft?

I really want to hold it all the time.

Ah, he is hugging her right now.

Nana won't hit him, right?Shanks raised his head, and Monet looked up at him, with a smile on his face and an extremely gentle look. Oh no, why did he feel so cute?Although she is cute usually, she is even cuter now!

The big hand touched Nana's face, why didn't you stop him?Why do you keep looking at him?

Oh, right!Nana’s eyes are so beautiful!They were the most beautiful blue eyes he had ever seen.Just like the sea he loves, as clear and as blue, he likes it!

He wanted to kiss the sea he loved, and so he did.

When he opened his eyes again, the environment changed. He recognized this place as Nana's room.His hand is on Nana's waist. He just gave Nana a massage!Nana's skin was not like his. It was hard, like cotton, and as soft as a sponge. He didn't even exert any force, but Nana couldn't bear the pain.

He pushed the clothes up.

"what……"

hateful!Why is even the voice so cute!

I really want to...I really want to hear Nana's voice...

"Nana... Nana..."

"Shanks..."

Shanks buried his face on his back, why is Nana so easy to bully?

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Monet got up at 8 o'clock in the morning to make breakfast. In fact, Ace and the others got up at 7 o'clock. They should go out to play at this time. There is bread and milk in the refrigerator. They will eat by themselves when they are hungry, and will come back for the second meal an hour later.

It's easy to make a living.

[Why did Monet get up at 8 o'clock? ]

[Where are Ace and the others?Don’t children get up very early?My brother got up at 6 o'clock to watch cartoons on TV! ]

The living room echoed with the sound of the machine spinning.

Shanks was lying face down on the dining table.

"Shanks, did you get up so early?"

"Ah..." Weakly.

"Have you had your breakfast?"

"what……"

Monet opened the refrigerator and checked. Well, there was less bread and less milk. There were three portions, so the three little ones should have eaten them.

She turned on the fire and started making porridge. She didn't want to eat too much in the morning.Others have a small pot that is enough to feed the whole family, but Monet's family has to have a large pot, and no one drinks white porridge, but meat porridge.No matter the meat.

Monet went to wash up, but Shanks came out still lying on the table like a boneless animal.

[What happened to Shanks? ]

[I don’t know. I got up early in the morning, took a shower and washed my clothes. ]

[Hey hey hey hey. ]

[Hey hey hey hey hey, I know what you are thinking upstairs. ]

[Shanks seems to be drained dry. ]

[Hahahahahahahahahaha, what the hell.Don't drive! ]

He came out to check the porridge and came to Shanks again.

"What's wrong with you? Why are you so weak?"

"Huh?" Shanks raised his head, his whole body was wilted, his energetic red hair was sticking to his head, and a hand was already touching his forehead in confusion.

"are you sick?"

"..." Shanks only looked at people.

"No, it's not permed. Then why are you acting stupid today? Huh? Your hair is a little wet. Have you taken a shower? Why are you looking at me? Are you drunk?!" Before Shanks could answer, , Monet went to open the refrigerator to look for something, and kept mumbling, "I told you not to drink so much, but you don't listen! Are you stupid? Too much alcohol will cause cirrhosis of the liver!" She said He took out a bottle of milk and said, "Drink some milk to relieve the bar, or do you want to drink honey water?"

During this period, Shanks was like a radar, locked on Monet, and he would look wherever she went.

Monet put both things in front of Shanks. Shanks didn't move. Monet chose for him. She opened the straw of the milk: "Milk, milk is more convenient. Hmm!"

[So what happened to Shanks?Not awake? ]

[Who knows what he wants to do with this matter. ]

Seeing Shanks holding the straw in his mouth, Monet went to turn off the fire. The porridge should be cooked.She opened the lid and heard a "boom!" from behind, followed by a scream, and then she remembered, "Ahhhh! It hurts! My eyes!!"

Monet turned around, Shanks covered his right eye and shook his head up and down. The milk on the table was poured, and the white milk flowed out and dripped down.

"What happened?"

After questioning, it turned out that the straw had just been inserted into the eye.

Ah this...

How did Monet manage to have black question marks all over his head?

Monet stood up the milk and wiped the table with paper towels. Shanks squinted his eyes and kept blinking and crying, "You...are you going to be able to choke yourself to death one day when you eat?"

"Nana~ It hurts so much!"

"Is it useful to tell me? I'm not a doctor."

"Nana..."

"How about I blow it for you?"

Shanks said pitifully: "Oh."

[Hmph, I’ve seen it through a long time ago!The red-haired uncle is so mean! ]

[Shanks' Thousand Layers Routine! ]

Shanks sat with his head raised, feeling as much as he could.Monet held his eyes with both hands and wiped away the tears around them with a tissue.Pouting his mouth, exhaling air again and again, blinking his eyes constantly when the air hit him, Monet discovered that Shanks... his eyelashes were quite long.

"Is it better? Does it still hurt?"

"Ah...ah."

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I can't stand these two people anymore!Can you be more direct? ]

[I was so anxious to see it! ]

The eyes that had been staring at the target were no longer focused. Monet turned his eyes and found that Shanks' eyes were a little straight.Shanks also noticed Monet's gaze, looked at the pink lips so close, and swallowed unconsciously.Monet only saw the rolling Adam's apple, curiously lowered his head and looked over, completely unaware of Shanks's lifting movement.

"Mom, we are back!!"

The door was knocked open, and three small cannonballs rushed in.

Monet distanced himself from Shanks and approached them with a smile, "Welcome back! Luffy, Ace, Sabo. Your favorite pork belly porridge is ready. Wash your hands and go have breakfast."

"Okay, Mom!" The three brothers each had a water pipe in their hands, and they didn't know where they went.But when it comes to mother, he is always a good boy.

[Tell me, what did Shanks want to do just now? ]

[Hey hey hey, see through but don’t tell. ]

[It’s not stirring, it’s not clouds moving, it’s heartbeat. ]

[Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk, there are some people who let people blow their eyes on the outside, but on the back they have three scars on their eyes without saying a word. We don’t know the reason, and we dare not say anything. ]

[Victory of the Shanks Party! ]

The family finished their breakfast in a lively manner, and Monet continued to go to the bar to help. By the way, Shanks was drinking and would not be back at noon. Monet told Ace that they finally went to the bar for dinner and asked them if they wanted to go together.

They said they were going to the beach and finally went there by themselves.

"What about Shanks?"

"what?"

"Are you sober? If not, just stay home."

[Ah ah ah, look at how gentle Nana is. Later when she meets Kizaru, she completely lets herself go. ]

[No idol baggage at all. ]

"I'm fine, nothing's wrong with me!"

"So what happened to you this morning?"

"this and that……"

"Stop this and that. If you drink again today, don't come back!"

"No, Nana! I promise not to drink! Absolutely! I won't drink!"

Monet agreed that Shanks should follow him, mainly because if Maginot was angry, he would push Shanks out, since he was the one who drank it anyway.

Monet packed up his things, picked up a straw hat from the table, and called Shanks, "Do you want to wear your straw hat?"

"Of course, this is my baby!"

Monet raised the straw hat, Shanks lowered his head, and Monet put the straw hat on his head.He adjusted his straw hat and smiled.

"Let's go!"

[Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk, this family’s tradition of letting the people they like wear hats comes from Nana, right? ]

[A family of hat lovers!Cap, Monet, Ace Sabo, and Luffy all wear hats, but Ryuu is special, he wears a cape hat.Shanks wears a hat, the eldest sister-in-law wears a witch hat, the second sister-in-law wears a peaked cap, and Nara also wears a hat.Among them, Ersao and Saab both have goggles on their hats.Luffy Nara wears a straw hat.Among them, Luffy likes the straw hat kiss the most! ]

[Men in the Mengqi family like to let their favorite people wear hats for them. ]

[Luffy is so smart, Nara said not to kiss her in front of others, but then Luffy blocked her with a straw hat and didn't do anything, I don't believe it! ]

[Ah, this damn love! ]

[Ah, this damn hat complex.Now I see all the boys wearing hats have pretty features! ]

[Hahahahahahahahaha, the only ones who can look handsome wearing grandpa’s straw hat are Shanks and Luffy.Roger, just force yourself, you can be young! ]

[Give up, the one wearing the straw hat may not be Luffy, it could also be Uncle and Grandpa. ]

[Why haven’t I met a handsome guy who is willing to lower his head and let me wear my hat? ]

[The handsome guy is very demanding! ]

[Ha ha ha ha ha! ]