I'm in Konoha: A thundering gossip at the beginning

"Tianxiu, you also know that after graduating from ninja school, you have to be divided into classes. This is a rule."

Sarutobi Hiruzen coughed twice and said pleasantly.

"Originally, you had the opportunity to form a team of your own, but you failed the Chunin Exam."

Speaking of this, Sarutobi Hiruzen also twitched the corners of his mouth.

Because Tianxiu was only focused on killing people and forgot to collect the scrolls, he failed the chunin exam, which he did not expect.

Although even if Tenhide is promoted to chuunin, Sarutobi Hiruzen will arrange a team for Tenhide, but isn't this the best excuse?

"Old man, aren't I doing that to complete the mission you gave me? And with my strength, do you need a team?"

Tianxiu stared with dissatisfaction on his face.

"Ahem, in short, the rules are...the rules are that you must choose a mentor jounin!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen said without blushing at all.

"It can't be this white-haired bastard. This guy can't even afford a bottle of good wine!"

Tianxiu looked at Jiraiya on the side with a look of disgust.

Just this white-haired bastard, the wine he bought at the pub was not as good as the wine he bought himself.

"Jiraiya!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen glared at Jiraiya who looked embarrassed.

The reward for the mission that Jiraiya received was not low.

You don't need to think about it to know that this guy must have used the money to drink and drink.

"Since you are not satisfied with Jiraiya, then I have a candidate here who you will definitely be satisfied with."

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at Tianxiu and said seriously.

"Oh, I'm absolutely satisfied, old man. Don't lie to me. I'm telling you, after drinking, my mind works very quickly. I will never be cheated!"

Tianxiu looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen suspiciously.

"......."

Sarutobi Hiruzen was speechless.

Yes, your mind wanders faster after drinking!

You can't even tell the difference between Konoha and other ninja villages!

"Ahem, how could I lie to you? The person I introduced to you is also my disciple, one of the 'Three Ninjas'..."

Sarutobi Hiruzen praised him arrogantly, saying that this person was like someone in heaven and nothing on earth.

But looking at Tianxiu's uninterested look, he felt a little embarrassed.

Knowing these...names, even Tianxiu looked down upon, Sarutobi Hiruzen gritted his teeth and threw out a unique move.

"My disciple also has another nickname, Big Fat Sheep!"

"puff!"

Jiraiya on the side suddenly squirted.

The old man went crazy and revealed Tsunade's nickname in order to fool Tianxiu! Sarutobi Hiruzen glared at Jiraiya angrily, making Jiraiya shrink his neck in fear.

"Big fat sheep!"

Tianxiu's eyes lit up.

Just hearing this name makes you feel fat!

"How do I feel? Where have I heard this name before?"

Tianxiu felt something was wrong. Why was this name so familiar? However, Tianxiu, who had made himself drunk, was so confused at this moment that he couldn't remember where he had heard this name.

Sarutobi Hiruzen was shocked when he heard Tianxiu muttering.

The reputation of his disciple could not be so great. It had already reached Tianxiu's ears. However, he was relieved when he saw that Tianxiu just muttered and had no reaction.

"Yes, big fat sheep, if you follow her, you will have a lot of wine to drink!"

In order to get Tenhide to agree, Sarutobi Hiruzen also risked his life and talked serious nonsense.

Jiraiya on the side twitched the corner of his mouth.

Are you sure that Tianxiu followed Tsunade to enjoy the blessings and not to pay off gambling debts together? They are indeed fat sheep.

But they were ripped off by others! If Tsunade bets money, she won't win! It's like giving money to others! "Oh"

Tianxiu's eyes lit up.

The temptation to drink endless wine is indeed quite strong.

However, Tianxiu was still a little confused. Did selling himself out just because of some wine make him appear to be very unreserved? Hiruzen Sarutobi looked at Tianxiu and hesitated, and suddenly became anxious.

If Tianxiu cannot be deceived by this, Tianxiu will have no status at all.

When holding a presbytery meeting, I will also have some trouble.

Sarutobi Hiruzen gritted his teeth and continued to throw out ruthless moves.

"Tianxiu, this disciple of mine is a super beauty."

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at Tianxiu and said slowly.

"Besides, my disciple has a first-class drinking ability. Do you think that if you follow her, you will have someone to drink with you in the future!"

Jiraiya on the side was dumbfounded.

What the old man said is that he sold Tsunade directly! If Tsunade knew about this, are you sure you won't go to the hospital and stay in the hospital for two days!

"Great beauty, drink with me"

Tianxiu's eyes suddenly lit up! As the drinking age gets longer and longer, Tianxiu is not just satisfied with dry drinking.

Although Hong and Lin are still young, drinking is not allowed at home.

But if there is time, Tianxiu will let the two women accompany him.

But that's not possible, she has someone to drink with, and she is a great beauty.

"Okay, Hokage-sama, where is he?"

When Sarutobi Hiruzen heard this, he felt relieved. This brat finally knew how to respect himself.

"I don't know where I am now."

"boom!"

"Smelly old man, you are kidding me!"

Before Sarutobi Hiruzen finished speaking, Tianxiu slammed his hands on the table with a look of dissatisfaction on his face.

"......."

Sarutobi Hiruzen was startled and looked at Tianxiu with a black line on his face.

This stinky boy turned his back so quickly! Just now he called himself Hokage-sama, now he will turn into a stinky old man!

"You follow Jiraiya, he will take you to find her!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen pointed at Jiraiya and said angrily.

"I!"

Jiraiya pointed at himself, with a look of disbelief on his face.

He thought he was fine.

"Old man, I don't know where that guy Tsunade is..."

"If you can't do this, don't come back to see me!"

As Jiraiya spoke, his eyes became colder and colder as he looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen, with a sarcastic look on his face.

Of course he was talking nonsense. Although Tsunade was traveling around the ninja world, she could definitely find out the reputation of the big fat sheep if she went to a few casinos to inquire about it.

"It's decided, old man, if she doesn't do what you said, I will live in your house from now on!"

Tianxiu clapped his hands and said.

"......."

Sarutobi Hiruzen twitched the corner of his mouth, this brat really didn't suffer any loss.

When I think of yesterday morning, Tianxiu went to her home to "rob"

Something happened, and I suddenly became very angry.

"Okay, you two leave quickly, pack up and set off immediately!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen pointed at the office door and said loudly.

He just wanted Tianxiu to leave Konoha quickly and let himself be clean for a few days.

"Old man, I'm on vacation."

Jiraiya said desperately, and what greeted him was a wind escape.

"Damn it! Old man, you are really fighting!"

"I'm going, can't I go?"

……

Tianxiu watched happily and even took out a bottle of wine to drink while watching.

"You also need to leave quickly!"

When Sarutobi Hiruzen saw it, he suddenly felt so angry that he had a headache. He carried Tianxiu and walked towards the door of the office.

"Old man, put me down quickly!"

"Wine! If the wine is spilled, I won't be done with you!"

"boom!"

Ignoring Tianxiu's shouting, Sarutobi Hiruzen closed the office door.

"What are you looking at!"

Tianxiu, who was kicked out, looked at Jiraiya beside him with a look of dissatisfaction.

"You got kicked out, you foul-mouthed brat."

Jiraiya looked gloating.

"Hmph, it's better than what you were beaten out of, you white-haired toad bastard."

Tianxiu glanced at Jiraiya with disdain on his face.

"You foul-mouthed brat, you were even raped and slipped out!"

"The old man sent me out, you know nothing!"

"Whoa, damn brat!"

……

Hiruzen Sarutobi's mouth twitched as he heard Jiraiya and Tianxiu arguing and leaving outside the door.

"Finally clean."

Sarutobi Hiruzen shook his head and leaned back on the chair with a tired look on his face.

"I hope that guy Tsunade can take care of this brat Tianxiu."

Thinking of what Tianxiu said, Sarutobi Hiruzen's eyes twitched.

Don't worry, Tianxiu will stay at his house and won't leave.