I'm in Konoha: A thundering gossip at the beginning

"Tianxiu Jun, be careful on the road."

"Really, why do you have to go on a mission just after finishing the Chuunin Exams?"

Konoha Village, village entrance.

Hong and Lin were greeting Tianxiu, and Hong carefully helped Tianxiu prepare various items for his long trip.

Lin was holding Tianxiu's arm with a look of reluctance.

"Haha, don't worry, when I come back, let's have a drink together."

Tianxiu held the two women in his arms, his tone still full of drunkenness.

"This brat is so handsome!"

Jiraiya on the side looked at the two girls, who were obviously beautiful girls even though they were still young, with a look of displeasure on his face.

I think that he, Jiraiya, was also a well-known handsome young man from all over the country.

Why did he grow so miserable? No girl likes a brat who only knows how to drink and kill people. Why is he so popular? Looking at Tianxiu's handsome face, Jiraiya felt sour in his heart.

"Let's leave quickly, it's getting late."

Jiraiya looked annoyed, with a sour taste in his voice.

"The white-haired bastard is so long-winded. Didn't you see that I am saying goodbye to my dear ones?"

Tianxiu glanced at Jiraiya, looking unhappy.

"Tianxiujun calls me dear!"

When Hong and Lin heard Tianxiu's words, their pretty faces suddenly became rosy.

"Dear, give it back!"

Jiraiya looked at Kurenai and Lin's shy expressions, and obviously acquiesced to this call.

Comparing people to each other is so damn infuriating!

The corner of his mouth twitched fiercely, and he walked away into the distance as if he was angry.

"Hey, white-haired bastard, wait for me!"

"I'm telling you, if you mess with me, I will kill you!"

Tianxiu saw Jiraiya leaving and suddenly became anxious.

He also expected Jiraiya to take him and find that... long-term drinking ticket.

In the exclamation of Hong and Lin, he pressed hard on their red lips.

Then he chased after him with a backpack full of wine, cursing.

"Yes, Lord Tianxiu."

Hong Helin touched her red lips and looked at Tianxiu's retreating back, feeling a little crazy.

……

In a forest clearing, Jiraiya and Tianxiu were making a fire to cook.

"ton ton ton"

"I said, you are such an alcoholic, how can you drink so well?"

After Jiraiya came out, he saw Tianxiu, who had drank countless bottles of wine, with dark lines on his face.

Tianxiu hasn't stopped since they left Konoha.

Even Jiraiya, who prided himself on being able to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk, felt a little sour in his stomach.

After drinking so much and not eating, does this guy have a strong stomach?

"Ha, you tricked me into coming to such a shabby place and let me drink."

Tianxiu burped and stared at Jiraiya.

Adhering to the concept of drinking today and getting drunk tomorrow.

Tianxiu knocked up Sarutobi Hiruzenichi, and became much richer after drinking.

"White-haired bastard, that... beautiful woman who can drink with me, why haven't I found one yet?"

Tianxiu is very dissatisfied. How long has this been out? How come the long-term drinking ticket has not been found yet.

"We've only been walking for half a day! Half a day!"

Jiraiya covered his face and almost collapsed.

Along the way, Tianxiu urged him countless times.

"Well, it's only been half a day and I've felt it for several days. Are you lying to me? I'm telling you, I'm very clear-headed after drinking, and I will never be fooled!"

Tianxiu glared at Jiraiya and drank another mouthful of wine.

"Sober up and I see you're so drunk that you can't even walk!"

Jiraiya looked at Tianxiu sitting on the ground, swaying, and said speechlessly.

"What! Are you doubting a person who has been drinking for decades? Let me tell you, I'm not drunk at all!"

Tianxiu sneered.

"Then take two steps!"

Jiraiya looked devastated, you are still drinking for decades and you are not even decades old yourself!

"That's it!"

Tianxiu sneered. It seemed that he needed to show this white-haired bastard what it means to have unlimited drinking capacity! Get up and take a step! "Bang!"

Jiraiya's mouth twitched as he watched Tianxiu fall to the ground in one step.

"Why are you pushing me, you white-haired toad bastard! Believe it or not, I will kill you!"

Tianxiu sat on the ground, glaring at Jiraiya angrily, his hands on all the beasts.

"My hands are still ten meters away from yours!"

Jiraiya growled.

He sat on the ground and didn't even move, so it was all his fault! Drunk brats are really annoying.

!"Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!"

At this moment, in the nearby jungle, several kunai with detonating talismans were tied to them, roaring toward Tenhide and Jiraiya! "Bang! Bang! Bang!"

Fire shot into the sky, and the explosion's flames engulfed Jiraiya and Tianxiu.

"Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!"

"Hey, did you strike too hard? We have to catch him alive and ask."

Three ninjas wearing the Sunagakure Village logo and jounin vests sprang out from the forest.

A sand ninja looked at his companion dissatisfied.

They came not... to hunt Konoha ninjas, but to obtain important information.

"What kind of information can two idiots like this know? It's better to deal with them and head towards Konoha."

The sand ninja said nonchalantly.

"..."

The corner of the sand ninja's mouth moved, thinking of the performance of the two Konoha ninjas just now, but he couldn't find any words to refute.

"Hey, you three bastards almost spilled my drink!"

At this moment, an angry voice sounded from the giant tree above.

"Um!"

The three Sunagakure Jōnin shrank their pupils, took out their kunai, and looked warily at the two figures on the giant tree.

"Looking at your costumes, you must be ninjas from Sunagakure Village. Why do you appear in the Land of Fire!"

Jiraiya looked at the three Sunagakure jounin and shouted in a deep voice.

"You, you are!"

At this time, a Sunagakure jounin looked at Jiraiya and his pupils shrank suddenly.

White hair, oil paint tears.

This person can't be him! Thinking about it, the sand ninja broke into a cold sweat.

He had been watching Tianxiu's performance just now, and he subconsciously thought that the person traveling with Tianxiu was also an idiot.

But, this outfit...

"Hmph! That's right, I am...the legendary 'Sannin'..."

"I almost spilled my drink, go to hell!"

Jiraiya looked at the frightened expression of this sand ninja and suddenly felt relieved.

After being frustrated all the way in Tianxiu, I was just about to make a wonderful opening speech. .

But before he was halfway through speaking, he was rudely interrupted by Tianxiu.

"boom!"