I'm in Konoha: A thundering gossip at the beginning

"Old man, are you serious?"

Early in the morning, Jiraiya was called to the Hokage's office by Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Hearing that the old man really wanted to hand Tianxiu over to him, Jiraiya looked unhappy.

Now he is used to being free every day, either to get materials or... to have a drink.

If Tianxiu is handed over to him, it will be really hard!

Who is Tianxiu? He was the guy who almost took the chuunin exam and wiped out the group after he got drunk.

The little monster who almost killed his teammates, Orochimaru!

I heard that Danzo was still here yesterday: Tianxiu suffered a big loss, and Jiraiya was secretly having fun for a while.

As a result, the old man called him over today and asked him to be responsible for Tianxiu's affairs in the future.

"Do you think I'm kidding you?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen said angrily and glared at Jiraiya fiercely.

This disciple doesn’t know how to solve his own problems!

"Tianxiu, you still have many advantages, such as..."

Sarutobi Hiruzen was about to use his most powerful politician's eloquence, but in the middle of his sentence, his face froze.

Tianxiu's advantages: After being drunk, can you kill people quickly? If you think about it carefully, as the third generation Hokage, you really can't get favors from Tianxiu.

"You can't tell it anymore, right?"

Jiraiya looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen's aggrieved look and immediately became happy.

"Jiraiya!"

"Old man, here I go again!"

Just when Sarutobi Hiruzen was about to get angry and plan to teach his incompetent disciple a lesson, Tianxiu's drunken voice came.

"Yes, Tianxiu, didn't I say that I have something important to ask you? Why are you so drunk again?"

When Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at it, the corners of his mouth twitched sharply.

Tianxiu was swaying around, smelling of alcohol, and it looked like she had drunk too much!

"Hiccup, the most important thing is to drink two more cups."

Tianxiu burped and said matter-of-factly.

After going back to sober up yesterday, Tianxiu reacted immediately.

I seem to have taught Danzo, the Potato King of Konoha, a lesson:.

Tianxiu didn't have the slightest psychological burden on this. This guy dared to let the guys tie him up.

It's a good thing I didn't kill him.

It's no wonder that just for scratching Danzo's face, the system gave him 30 points of Armament Haki attribute points.

It seems that this guy Danzo has already started transplanting the cells of the first generation Hokage.

But this doesn’t care about his own business. What Tianxiu cares about more is the “sale fee” this time.

Although the person he killed was not a spy, Sarutobi Hiruzen still had to pay for himself the shooting fee.

However, Tianxiu was worried that Sarutobi Hiruzen would use this incident as an excuse to deduct his "shooting fee".

So Tianxiu came up with an "excellent" way.

Get yourself drunk first and then ignore...

No matter what Sarutobi Hiruzen says, he will get back the cost of this shot!

"Old man, where is my transfer fee? I am..."

Tianxiu's figure was swaying, and he stretched out his hand in front of Sarutobi Hiruzen.

"You still have the nerve to ask for money! You had a big fight in my office, it's good that I didn't ask you to pay for it!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen immediately became angry. Why are you thinking about your little inventory?

"I don't understand what you are talking about! Please pay me the shooting fee quickly, or I won't help you kill people next time."

Seeing Tianxiu's stubborn attitude, Sarutobi Hiruzen touched his eyebrows, feeling extremely tired.

This kid Tianxiu just... takes soft things rather than hard things. If you coax him well, then everything will be easy to talk about.

Otherwise, don't expect him to work hard.

However, this boy is a super genius, and his combat power after the outbreak is really what Konoha needs.

In addition, the current situation is unstable, and Tianxiu may really have to help at some point.

"I'll give it, can't I give it to you?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen said angrily when he saw Tianxiu's hand almost reaching his face.

"Haha, where's my wine."

Tianxiu was immediately overjoyed and looked around for his own money, and then he saw Jiraiya.

"This, this is not..."

Tianxiu stared at Jiraiya with his eyes widened.

"Hmph, boy, do you know my reputation?"

Jiraiya looked arrogant. This brat had made a lot of venomous comments about him in the tavern before.

Now, you finally know who I am.

"Who are you"

"Gah...!"

Jiraiya's expression suddenly froze.

"You foul-mouthed brat!"

Jiraiya was immediately annoyed, this brat was still so unpopular!

"I remember, you are a white-haired bastard."

When Tianxiu heard this title, he immediately became unhappy and remembered who this guy was.

I went to the pub to buy drinks, and I met this guy several times. Every time he would brag to me, and then he would make me laugh at him.

"Old man, that's...he, he's the white-haired bastard I told you last time to tell me about you peeping with the crystal ball."

Tianxiu pointed at Jiraiya and said to Sarutobi Hiruzen.

"Hey you brat! So it was you who did the good deed!"

Jiraiya was stunned for a moment, then reacted immediately and looked at Tianxiu with an annoyed look.

He said, how come the old man was unhappy with him every day and even beat him several times.

It turns out that the problem lies with Tianxiu!

"What about the white-haired bastard? Believe it or not, I will kill you!"

"You foul-mouthed brat, believe it or not, I let a toad swallow you!"

"Come and give it a try. I will definitely kill your toad and sell it for wine."

……

"Okay you two!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen yelled as he looked at the two people who were so noisy that they were about to fight.

Looking at the two people with their sleeves rolled up, Sarutobi Hiruzen looked helpless.

"Tianxiu, I asked you to come here this time because I want you to follow Jiraiya. He..."

"It's all about him. Does he have the keys? He has a few keys."

Tianxiu interrupted Sarutobi Hiruzen's words, scanned Jiraiya up and down, and said with a look of disdain.

"Wow, you brat! I am one of the 'Three Ninjas', the Toad Sage of Mt. Myoboku, Lord Jiraiya!"

Jiraiya suddenly became angry and yelled out a series of self-titled names.

"Oh, white-haired toad bastard"

Tianxiu had a look of realization on her face, and it sounded quite smooth when she called it that way.

"You foul-mouthed brat."

Jiraiya was immediately angry. With his lofty reputation in Tianxiu's mouth, why was he so disliked?

"All right!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen yelled, with an annoyed look on his face.

"Humph!"

Seeing that the old man was really angry, Jiraiya and Tianxiu glared at each other and stopped talking.

One is afraid of being beaten, and the other is afraid of not being paid the "shooting fee."

"What should we do about this brat Tianxiu? Yinxian and Jiraiya don't get along."

Sarutobi Hiruzen rubbed his eyebrows with a look of helplessness on his face. .

"Not as good as...!"

Suddenly, Sarutobi Hiruzen remembered something, and his eyes lit up.