Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

(In my setting, there is still a difference between fantasy monsters and real game (including status in nature, possible parasites, biological relationship with humans, etc., etc., will not be expanded).

However, since it may cause associations, I still want to remind you again:

Unless you want to be struck by lightning like 01, don't eat wild game! ! !

Also, don't learn such things as jumping off a building in order to avoid paying the bill!Do you hear me? (No one is that stupid at all, hey))

……

Anyway, after a lot of "reluctant farewell" (Ling Yao: Anyway, I'm letting go of this account), Ling Yao finally bid farewell to Xiao Jinian and left Linjiang City the next day.

On this return journey, Ling Yao did not directly reach the destination through the large teleportation array as he did when he came here, but walked slowly towards Jianmen through the ancient road in the early years.

While walking along the way, Ling Yao did some miscellaneous sect tasks (playing while walking), gradually adapting to his current realm strength.

It took a few months to finally return to Changling Jianmen.

However, Ling Yao was not in a hurry to return to Yueyao Peak, but took a look at the sky, and slipped to the Hall of Merit and Honor to hand in the task first.

"Brother Ling, you are back!"

"I've been away for so long this time, is there anything interesting to share with us, Senior Brother Ling."

"Senior Brother Ling, I heard you went to Linjiang City? I haven't been to Linjiang City yet..."

"Senior Brother Ling, your spiritual power...have you survived the Hollow Wood Tribulation!"

"Wow! Really? This is amazing!"

"Dongxu Mujie! Brother Ling is so fast in cultivation, do you have any tricks, please teach us!"

……

Although Ling Yao entered the ranks of first-class disciples of Jianmen only after he entered the cave realm.

But after all, he is an ancestral salted fish, and for him, cultivation is mostly boring...

It's like counting sesame beans when you have to learn.

Therefore, unlike some of the peak's direct heirs who only care about cultivation, don't care about world affairs, or even have no one in their eyes, he is usually good to the brothers and sisters of each peak, and often answers their questions.

Therefore, among the bottom and middle disciples, Ling Yao's popularity is not bad.

From the mountain gate to the hall of meritorious service, Ling Yao encountered many greetings and greetings from his fellow disciples along the way, and most of them came from these disciples.

Regardless of whether these people are sincerely making friends with him, or they are making friends with him for the sake of profit...

At least these people have no ill will towards him.

Therefore, Ling Yao is also willing to nod to them, or simply respond with a few words.

Arriving in front of the Hall of Merit and Merit, Ling Yao glanced around the hall without a trace.

After confirming that "someone" was not among them, he breathed a sigh of relief.

however……

"Ling~Junior brother, are you looking for me~"

Ling Yao suddenly felt a chill down his spine, and his whole body suddenly wanted to run forward.

However, just as he had this tendency, someone grabbed his left shoulder, causing him to almost fall out.

"Hey—even if I haven't seen you for a long time, senior brother, there's no need to be so excited~"

Ling Yao couldn't help shivering when he heard the intentionally dragged end of the other party's speech:

"Senior Brother Shi, didn't you accept the task of purging the demons, should you leave Jianmen and go to Cangzhou three days ago?"

Although he is the No. 1 in the middle hole virtual realm of the new generation of Yueyao Peak, it is counted according to the entry batch.

If we really want to rank them according to their elders, among those of his generation, the title of No. 1 in the Hollow Realm should belong to the person behind him.

——The elder brother of Yueyao Peak, Shi Yu.

Shi Yu, but his master Qiu Tianming's first direct disciple, was an unrivaled genius in Jianmen back then, and he was even more popular than Ling Yao at this time.

It's a pity that something happened later, which hurt the foundation, and the cultivation base was stuck in the cave.

Although he has been recuperating and recovering these years, it has already been concluded that there is no hope for his life.

Ling Yao never got to the bottom of people, and he didn't understand what kind of temperament the former big brother had.

It's just that he has seen it since he started, this senior brother...

Shi Yu was wearing an orthodox soap and black Taoist robe and was carrying a Taoist sword.

But he put his hand on Ling Yao's shoulder in a disfigured manner, and winked at him:

"Oh, I didn't mean to think about it. Brother Ling, you have been away for so long, so I guess you should come back. I'm so~satisfied~ to stay for a few more days! Be happy!"

Ling Yao drooped his head, turned his head with a dead fish face:

"Well... happy. I'm so happy..."

"Ouch—young fellow, don't be shy!"

Ling Yao's inner os: Am I happy?Am I being shy? ?

Senior brother, you have such big eyes, look at my expression before you speak!

If it weren't for my current cultivation level not being as high as yours, and not being able to run as fast as you, I would still stay here and fight with you? ? ?

As Qiu Tianming's apprentice, after entering Jianmen, Shi Yu could be said to have watched Ling Yao grow up.

For example, bragging about my great achievements in front of my junior every day, teasing my junior with tricks that are still in the enlightened state, tricking my junior into practicing all kinds of useless but funny sword moves, and urging my junior to go to the medicine field on Yueyao Peak Stealing things, hiding the old master's hair growth pill under the younger brother's pillow...

Shi Yu has done all these things to promote the friendship between teachers and brothers.

(Handsome, are you a little misunderstood about brotherhood?)

It can be said that the relationship between the two of them is considered the best (?) among the brothers in Jianmen.

but!Speaking of Shi Yu's flamboyant temperament, and the way he "cared" for his little junior, Ling Yao couldn't stand it.

——You said that you are a big man, brainwashing your little brother every day, making your little brother praise you for being handsome, and fantasizing that your little brother worships you... Is this appropriate? ? ?

If the nature of salted fish in Ling Yao is a family secret (?);

Then, if he has any tricks, it is most likely caused by Master Shi Yu.

But Ling Yao deliberately delayed on the road for so long when he came back this time, and he didn't go to Yueyao Peak immediately after he came back, the main reason was to avoid this brat.

Speaking of which, as soon as Dongxu Jinjie came out of the customs, he ran to Linjiang City, subconsciously, maybe it was to hide from this big brother who happened to be out on a mission.

As a result, this flirt, already sure that he was avoiding him, actually went directly to the Hall of Merit to squat!

"Oh, you're in the cave now? Not bad, not bad, you're making fast progress."

As a person who can make Ling Yao overwhelmed, of course Shi Yu will not give up his "care" for his junior just because of Ling Yao's reluctance.

"Aren't you here to have a fight with senior brother? Senior brother has been waiting for this day for a long time~"

"No—it's okay. Brother, you are going to Cangzhou soon. If something goes wrong in this fight with me, I can't afford it, brother."

Ling Yao replied sternly, and secretly pulled out, rubbing the goose bumps on his body vigorously.

Of course, Shigure didn't stop.From the moment Ling Yao handed in the task and left the Hall of Merit, to the time when he went to find the person from the Refining Peak to order the sword for Dongxu Mu Jie, and then to the time when Ling Yao returned to Yueyao Peak...

This dog skin plaster never left.

And along the way, Shi Yu would occasionally discharge his discharges on the seniors and juniors he met, or rely on his handsome face like a dog, blatantly blowing kisses to them.

Ling Yao walked beside him, trying to keep his expressionless face as much as possible, so as to avoid accidentally hurting himself by the pink peach hearts that fell on Shi Yu from the seniors and juniors.

I'm blind I'm blind I'm blind I don't see nothing I don't see nothing to do with me I don't know him he doesn't know at all...

Until Ling Yao paid his respects to his master Qiu Tianming, Shi Yu still pestered him with a stern face, disturbing the normal conversation between the master and the apprentice.

Qiu Tianming had no choice but to signal Shiyu to roll away with his eyes.Shi Yu couldn't stand the majesty of the master, so he ran away in a hurry.

Ling Yao finally breathed a sigh of relief, and subconsciously muttered:

"Hey, Ling Xiao, Xiao Ji Nian, and Senior Brother Shi, who are these around me..."

Qiu Tianming glanced at Ling Yao with a serious face, and spit out four words after a long time:

"Birds of a feather flock together."

Ling Yao:? ? ?Why are they and I divided into groups?

I am not, I am not!

Of course, Qiu Tianming is a teacher, so he may be a little nervous inadvertently, but most of the time, he is still very steady and considerate.

He first asked about Ling Yao's situation when he crossed the catastrophe, praised his progress, and then blamed him for being too aggressive in crossing the catastrophe and not taking chances.

Then he repeatedly told Ling Yao to stabilize himself and take good care of himself in the near future, and never take the hidden wounds left by Du Jie seriously, and even gave him some healing herbs.

Ling Yao responded one by one, and thanked Master respectfully, before returning to his residence.

After Ling Yao left, Qiu Tianming sat in the hall, closed his eyes and meditated for a while, and suddenly said:

"He's gone, come out."

And on the beam in the dark corner of the hall, a figure suddenly jumped out:

"Oh—Master is so kind to my junior brother~ I'm a little jealous."

"If it wasn't for saving you, I owed that old guy Ling Xingran a favor, I wouldn't have accepted another disciple at all."

Qiu Tianming slowly opened his eyes, looked at Shi Yu who was brushing off his Taoist robe,

"I had no intention of accepting apprentices at the beginning. I reluctantly accepted, and I didn't want to teach seriously. Who is stealing books from me every day and showing them to your little brother?

"Are you jealous that I treat him well? Do you treat me well to my teacher or your little junior brother? Do I still need my teacher to tell you?"

Shi Yu immediately rubbed his hands obsequiously:

"Oh, master, don't you know all this and acquiesce to me~ Little junior is talented and intelligent, and he even praised me for being handsome (you lied to me when I was a child), how cute! Later, master, didn't you start teaching him seriously? ~"

"I, Yueyao Peak, must have a pillar in the future."

Qiu Tianming turned the ring on his hand, bowed his head as if talking to himself,

"You believe in him, and he has also proved that he is capable, so I will naturally not be stingy with him."

Seeing that Shi Yu didn't seem to be interested in this, Qiu Tianming sighed secretly, and asked instead:

"You have been searching in Cangzhou for so long, have you found any clues? Is there any demonic aura on your junior brother?"

"Compared with the demons that appeared before, the demons in Cangzhou have different auras. And they do have a disturbing magic weapon."

Shi Yu spread out his hands, "But little junior brother, not to mention the aura of those demons in Cangzhou, there is no aura of any demons, it is very clean~

"If he didn't know, he would definitely not lie to us. I doubt what kind of voice he said. He was talking nonsense to tease us."

After Qiu Tianming listened, he didn't know whether he should breathe a sigh of relief or sigh:

"Ling Xingran, Ling Xingran...what does this person want to do..."

At the beginning, he didn't realize it, but every time he thought about it, Qiu Tianming felt that Ling Xingran got acquainted with him when he "didn't know his identity", and happened to save Shi Yu, and finally used this to give Ling Yao to him as a pawn. apprentice……

This whole thing was just too deliberate.

It can be a mere enlightenment state, but where is the ability to calculate a space-breaking state?

And if the other party is not at the Enlightenment Realm at all, as a person who can hide this from him, why would he do everything possible to send his son to his sect?

In Qiu Tianming's eyes, everything about Ling Xingran was full of disobedience, but there was nothing wrong with it.

He really couldn't understand Ling Xingran.

This is the real reason why he was unwilling to accept Ling Yao as his heir before.

But people's hearts are also made of meat.Shi Yu loves this little junior brother very much, and the child's performance has always been very good.

As the days went by, Qiu Tianming also felt that maybe he was too prejudiced against Ling Yao.

If Shi Yu really has no chance to go further, it would be a good choice to hand over Yueyao Peak to Ling Yao.

But now, Ling Yao suddenly encountered such an unpredictable situation.

Qiu Tianming couldn't help thinking of that confusing Ling Xingran, worried that he might have secretly ambushed Ling Yao long ago.

"Since I can't be of much help to my junior brother, I will continue to go back to Cangzhou to do business. How old are you~ If you want to see me again, you don't know it's the year of the monkey."

Shi Yu didn't know what Qiu Tianming was thinking, or in other words, even if he knew, he felt nothing.

"Everyone has their own blessings, and the younger brother is auspicious. What about you~ don't worry too much. You can't even see what the younger brother has. Worrying~ is useless. (?)

"Eat, drink, don't take it to heart—hey, hey, how dare you hit me with a teacup!"

"If you don't have anything to stop you from speaking, you deserve to be smashed."

"I owe it to you, I owe it to you. Ouch, Master, you haven't hit me for a long time, please hit me a few more times! When I leave, I won't be able to bear Master's blow for a long time~"

"..."

It seems that it is not Ling Yao's only trouble that he can't stand Shi Yu.

Of course, after Ling Yao left Shi Yu, he was not as far away from troubles as he imagined.

Because, after returning to the residence, the voices in his consciousness that had been silent for a long time reappeared:

【How come this time when you go back from the main courtyard, the protagonist has already subdued the entire branch courtyard】

[Although I know that the protagonist is very powerful and has saved many people, but this is just too much, and it is not so fast to buy people's hearts, right?]

[Is it because the protagonist is currently the strongest in the branch, and everyone respects strength?He will soon be in the late stage of Danyang]

[But the General Academy also has Hong Zhennan, who is said to be number one in the rankings far beyond others, and he is still the most powerful in the General Academy. Why is the General Academy still in disarray?The author has a double standard of logic]

[I feel that the senior is helping him?The one who helped the protagonist save his god-sister from Ling Xiao a long time ago. 】

Suddenly, at an inexplicable time, Ling Yao, who heard the speech of the Tucao machine, quickly accepted the fact and began to "eavesdrop" on their discussion.

When they talked about the senior, Ling Yao, who was lying on the bed with his hands behind his back, recalled it. This was probably the one who injured Ling Xiao at that time.

In fact, Ling Yao thought about it later, and always felt that it was a bit of a coincidence.

The originally docile Lu family suddenly broke the rules and caused Ling Xiao's misfortune; then the Lu family said that they would send beautiful women to compensate, but the head of the family stood beside Ling Linhan's sister at that time, which caused a misunderstanding;

Ling Linhan just came back again, and witnessed the scene of Ling Xiao "robbing the civilian girl" with his own eyes; besides Ling Linhan, he happened to bring a "senior" who could beat Ling Xiao...

And the final result was that Ling Linhan hated Ling Xiao for this, and his disgust and hatred for the master's family deepened.

Although he knew the voices in the sea, he thought it was "all a routine" and "it's just a coincidence";

But Ling Yao couldn't convince himself with this reason.

If any part of this process goes wrong, the result may be very different.

Rather than believing that this is a "routine" and "fate", it is more like the result of someone's step-by-step calculations

——to plot against Ling Linhan, and induce him to point the tip of his hatred at the master.

[I only write about how the protagonist responds to everyone, and the senior doesn't even show up in person. This logistics is too hardworking, right?]

[Probably this is the treatment of tool people]

[This kind of tool person, it's not bad to be a man!When the protagonist enters the main hospital, this one will stay in the branch, and that is the No.1 branch here! 】

Hearing this, Ling Yao suddenly sat up from the bed.

Before, he only paid attention to who would benefit from the Ling family, but he almost forgot that Ling Linhan's senior was actually a beneficiary in this matter!

If the "senior" is also a part of the plan, he must have contact with the mastermind behind the scenes!

It seems that he has to change his angle and start his investigation from this "senior".

but……

What is that "senior" called?