Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

Although it seems a little unkind to say this, but after sending away his senior brother, Ling Yao's life in Jianmen can be regarded as clean.

In addition to continuing to heal his injuries and practice, Ling Yao also began to formally study the voices in his sea of ​​consciousness.

Of course, salted fish will not work consciously, and they have no conscious awareness of active work in this life.

There is a reason for Ling Yao's determination.

Previously, because he was worried that the other party had other plans, which would be bad for him, Ling Yao never dared to make too much action, but occasionally used the question of whether it hurts or itches, a little probing, trying to find out the reason for all this.

These temptations are not ineffective, at least he has gradually explored the scope of omniscience, standpoints and concepts of these people, as well as their degree of knowledge of the "permanent" in his own sea of ​​consciousness.

On the other hand, he is also using the information provided by these voices to improve or adjust his actions.

But since he was reminded by the Tucao machines that he wanted to investigate Ling Linhan's "senior" but couldn't start, he suddenly realized something.

In front of the Tucao machine, he seemed too passive.

These voices mentioned that Ling Linhan was going to abolish Ling Xiao!Ling Yao immediately sent a voice message to Ling Xiao, asking him to admit defeat immediately;

They chatted that Ling Linhan has the dean Tian Xi as his backer!Ling Yao reminded Xiao Ji Nian, and Xiao Ji Nian hurriedly reassigned the tasks within the gang;

They also said that Ling Linhan is going to the foggy forest!He immediately packed his bags with Xiao Ji Nian, and prepared to set off early to fight the Wolf King...

But when he wanted to take the initiative to investigate that senior, he found that he knew nothing about him except that he had heard of such a person.

And he has no reason to ask the Tucao servants what the senior's name is.This is so weird.

All in all, he seemed to be being led along all the time.This feeling made him very uncomfortable.

The status quo must be changed.

Besides, there was another reason why he made up his mind so quickly to start working.

——Recently, these guys are really...

Too noisy.

After that inexplicable mechanical sound appeared, it was presumably due to the so-called "opening of authority".

Most of the jokers who used to appear only around Ling Linhan, or occasionally appeared in confusion, began to appear frequently in his sea of ​​consciousness.

Although Ling Yao's resistance to these elusive voices has been greatly strengthened, he still cannot control and block them.

It's okay to meditate, run around, and practice a few sword moves while these guys are silent.

But if you want to calm down, experience the swordsmanship and mentality, retreat for deep meditation...

It's like you, sitting in the National Center for the Performing Arts in a suit and leather shoes, enjoying an elegant symphony concert.

But amidst this wonderful music, a suona suddenly popped out, whining like a hooligan, and a group of idiots in strange costumes popped up next to them, dancing on the stage...

This kept him in a state of anxiety during that period of time.

But then he changed his mind, since he couldn't listen to this concert, and he couldn't drive away the great dancer, so he might as well just watch the great dancer!

Appreciate both refined and popular tastes, cultivate sentiment!

Besides, after all, not everyone has the opportunity to learn about the ancient folk art of dancing the Great God!

Like 100c water, Ling Yao, who wanted to open up, simply didn't think about things like retreat and meditation.

In this twittering environment, starting from the simplest method to practice again and exercise your anti-interference ability can also be regarded as tempering your spirit and tempering your mind.

Moreover, he can also ask them for some information and take the initiative.

Judging from the topics of the chatterboxes during this period, although they still talked about that little boy Ling Linhan:

What about "the protagonist started to pick up treasures in the garbage dump again", "it's not good to use someone to step up and down, I have to step on the protagonist", "this is good, the best location in Linjiang City has been reserved by the protagonist"... …

But Ling Yao was hardly mentioned again.

This means that now, even if the point of view of the Tucao servants does not turn to him, Ling Yao can still hear the voices of the Tucao servants at any time, and keep abreast of Ling Linhan's movements!

Moreover, these voices knew Ling Linhan like the back of their hands, but they knew very little about themselves.

In their eyes, they are "villains".The behavior of identifying with "villains" is by no means mainstream.

If you rashly discuss and evaluate "01", it is easy to arouse suspicion.

It's like they would question [several times I read the comments] speaking for the "villain", or wonder how the "big bucket" would become obsessed with the villain because of "the handsome guy who hasn't been described much in the book".

However, Ling Yao, who naturally stands on the standpoint of a "villain", will only appear more different once he discusses himself as a "villain" with these people.

This is a disadvantage that Ling Yao cannot erase.

But now...he doesn't talk about himself, he can talk about that cheap brother who was used as a knife!

……

It burns at one point, and explodes as soon as it burns—this is the kind of person who said [the bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded].

If you hit a pig teammate in a game group, it will explode; when you encounter a gangster when you browse Weibo, you will explode; when you visit the forum, you will encounter a brainless gangster, and you will explode...

The list goes on and on.

Everyone around said him, Shen Ziang, did you grow up eating gunpowder every day?

With your personality, you can't make friends.

He also knows that his violent temper is not very good, and he is easy to be misunderstood and offend others... But even if he always reminds himself to restrain himself, it is still difficult for him to control his emotions more often.

It's obviously the fault of stupid X, why is it me who gave in?I'm going to explode!

no friends?Then no.It's better to endure loneliness than to endure stupidity!

However, Shen Ziang himself, who held this idea, probably never dreamed of it.

Since joining that strange organization called [Routine Plot Research Group], not only has he made friends, but all his friends are sand sculptures...

I don't know whether the distance between the network cables hides everyone's true colors, or the relaxed atmosphere really makes people forget the unpleasantness.

But at least here, they accept their violent temper and don't dislike him or lecture him about it.

This made him have a sense of belonging to this organization that sounds strange but is actually full of slots.

He is willing to regard everyone here as a friend worthy of dedication.

And what you promise your friends, you must do.

——Even if it was because he had the longest name in the group, he was ordered to test a child, such a thing!

(I guess you all forgot)

Previously, the bid for the Olympic Games has been suffering from the fact that [Ling Yao] appeared too few times in the book review area, and failed to talk to the other party.

But recently, this guy is showing up more and more often:

[They are all brothers, how could I hate you: You are worthy of being a ruthless person covered by the protagonist's halo, and you must have explosive force and mental strength.Leapfrogging this level of challenge is no longer enough to satisfy them.The current protagonist must at least be able to leapfrog to challenge those who can leapfrog. 】

[I really don't have a recommendation ticket: I read it three times before I understood it.Rap]

[What to do: The protagonist has defeated too many geniuses recently, and the geniuses are all rotten, can they still be called "geniuses"? 】

[A handsome uncle: If the protagonist and 01 are a fateful battle between geniuses, then put the benchmark of genius on their level.Others really don’t need to emphasize that this is a genius and that is also a genius, it will give me the illusion that the level of genius is very low]

[Don't talk about feelings, hurt money: the setting of the power system is still not clear, which caused a series of problems]

[Dining No. 1: Hey, tell me, among the people who appeared recently, is the son of Huang Chengzhu the most powerful, or that Zhong Zhennan is the most powerful?How do they compare with 01? 】

[I really don't have a recommendation ticket: I don't understand, it should be Zhong Zhennan who is better? 】

[Ling Yao: Huang Kun's Dragon Cave is a virtual disaster of fire, and Zhongzhen's South Cave is a virtual disaster of water.But Huang Kunlong prefers to assassinate flexibly, and his strength is limited by the venue.Zhong Zhennan majored in strength and physical skills, and Shenlong Academy even tailored a set of armor for him.Two people one on one, it should be Zhong Zhennan who wins the most. 】

[I really don't have a recommendation ticket: Wow, brother, you remember it so clearly!Obviously, because he forgot the plot before, he was asking why Ling Xiao was beaten]

[Ling Yao: Uh... I remember things about strength relatively clearly, but I always forget the plot itself.For example, how did the protagonist confront Huang Kunlong, I can’t remember clearly]

[What to do and what not to do: If I remember correctly, 01 just went to Xumu Jie, right?Isn't the strength not as good as them? 】

[A handsome uncle: But 01 is only 19 years old.Both are in their early twenties and have been in their current state for several years.In terms of potential, 01 and the protagonist are stronger]

[Dining No. 1: Because Huang Kunlong relied on the support of the city lord, he bullied the shopkeeper during the meal, and 00hanlu drew his sword to help when he saw injustice, so he was hated.]

[Ling Yao: Why do you feel that the protagonist is quite unlucky...]

[They are all brothers, how could I dove you: The bad luck is the villain! !Here I really want to complain again!Why are these villains like the young master of the family, the son of the city lord, the heir of the suzerain, the prince of a country, etc., so brainless, always like to be domineering, domineering, and bullying, and then they have to be bumped into by the protagonist every time?Connotation rich second generation, right?The rich second generation have no brains? 】

[Don't talk about feelings, hurt money: In fact, some authors write this kind of plot, and they do have the intention of taking advantage of some readers' "hating the rich".And there are indeed some people from small rich families in life, who behave very disgustingly]

[A handsome uncle: In fact, the real rich second generation is better educated than ordinary people.Because the really rich people attach great importance to children's education.They also know that their children must be smart enough and understand the world so that they can keep their family business. 】

[A handsome uncle: And because they are rich, they are actually more generous, and they are more tolerant of people who are struggling than everyone thinks.And the so-called rich second generation that most people encounter deliberately show off their wealth, look down on the poor, and take pleasure in humiliating others, just like Qian Ge said, they are only small rich, and they may be better than ordinary people, but in front of the real rich Not worth mentioning at all. 】

[Eating No. 1: Ah, I understand, maybe it’s because they are just a little bit better than ordinary people, so they need to use this kind of behavior to emphasize their own difference! 】

[You are all brothers, how can I love you: Although I know what the handsome man said is right, but after listening to it, I feel even more uncomfortable...It really is poverty that limits my imagination]

[I really don't have a recommendation ticket: Speaking of Ling Yao, you have a hobby of remembering the power system and not the plot, it's really hahahahaha.I am also convinced of your crooked ability.Later, Huang Kunlong met the protagonist again at the market and insisted on betting with the protagonist, but in the end he not only lost face but also lost the best location in the city. 】

[They are all brothers, how could I pigeonhole you: I said that the protagonist will definitely get this lot! 】

[Dining No. 1: So this Huang Kunlong is really low, he insists on getting up to slap the protagonist in the face, and he is not willing to admit defeat, and insists on secretly finding someone to assassinate the protagonist.Isn’t this asking for death?]

[Don't talk about feelings, hurt money: This belongs to what I said earlier, the villain tool man with no evil logic, low, but at least he is bad enough. 】

[Ling Yao: There is something special about finding someone to assassinate, right?Are you exposing yourself if you don’t find it casually]

[I really don't have a recommendation ticket: I don't know, the author didn't explain.It felt like he had found the killer so easily.It also didn’t mention that there is a private killer organization in Wolong Kingdom...]

[Ling Yao: And why didn't the city lord himself respond at all? 】

[You are all brothers, how could I hate you: This is also a very speechless point. The city owner doesn't know anything about what his son has done, let alone take care of it!I really don’t know how he became the Lord of Linjiang City and how he managed to control Linjiang City】

Olympic bid:? ? ?Wasn't [Ling Yao] this guy still stunned?

Why do I feel now that this so-called "kid" chats with everyone, and can still participate in the discussion of the plot?

How can this make me talk to him?This is too difficult, right?

The Olympic bid felt a little weird, so I ran to poke the old pigeon privately.

After all, everyone has become one, how can he talk to Ling Yao?

As a result, the first sentence of the big old pigeon was so angry that his forehead burst into blue veins:

"Huh? Have we ever talked about routines?"

The bid for the Olympic Games threw more than a dozen violent emoticons at the old pigeon, and the old pigeon finally remembered such a stubble:

"Hey, you've been thinking about this for so long! Although I was shocked at the time, how could it be so mysterious! It must be the author's relatives or something.

"What? [Ling Yao] Since the dungeon of the Wolf King, it has appeared in the comment section quite a lot?

"You must not have read the messy things we talked about carefully. He will also chat with us about celebrity gossip, Internet celebrity restaurants, various stalks and jokes."

One first and two majors in the Olympic bid: "This doesn't sound like a 'children', does it?"

Big Old Pigeon: "Hey, I can't say for sure. Now it's the time when adults celebrate Children's Day and primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day. Children learn so fast. Before, they just went online and didn't understand anything. Let's get in touch with it more. It will be all right.

"Besides, it doesn't matter if he's a child or not. He's not a brat, and it's not that he can't talk. There's no need to worry about age.

"Besides, we are law-abiding and good citizens. We don't engage in pornography, gambling and drugs, and we will never spoil children!"

The Olympic bid was finally successful: "Then I won't try anymore."

Big Old Pigeon: "? Ah? You just reminded me of this, and I became curious again, and you told me not to ask again? Don't take you like this!"

The Olympic bid was finally successful: "Piao Erye has the longest nickname now, you can find him."

Big Old Pigeon: ? ? ?

Grandpa Piao who is drinking wolfberry tea: Ah chirp—who is talking about me?

……

After a period of trying, Ling Yao has now successfully penetrated into the "enemy", chatting and laughing with the Tucao servants!

Although he still can only understand what happened to Ling Linhan through the conversations of the Tucao servants.

But Zhong Zhennan, Huang Kunlong and other famous people, as well as the major forces in Wolong Kingdom, and even the overall situation of Mangsheng Great World, as the direct descendant of Jianmen Yueyao Peak, he will only know more than them, not better than them. They are less.

The general direction is not wrong, and if you avoid some topics about the Ling family, the complainants will not easily doubt him.

As long as he calls cheap brother the "protagonist", pretends that he is a "plot" forgetful, learns the word habits and various "stalks" of the Tucao servants, and then forcibly joins their chat with unnutritive sentences...

They won't realize that they are actually "01"!Perfect!

And after this period of baptism, Ling Yao's mental power has really improved greatly, and his anti-interference ability is getting higher and higher, so it's no problem to use one mind and two tasks at all!

Now he can completely recite the sword formula and listen to the discussion on the Tucao machine at the same time;

Or talk about "what's for dinner tonight" with the Tucao machines, while going to the Chuangong Hall to teach the beginner disciples, and teach the juniors and sisters to concentrate on practicing swords! (? Are you not guilty)

After more than half a year of such days, Ling Yao's hidden wounds have also healed, and he has completely solidified his realm of Dongxumujie.

And news came from Xiao Ji Nian's side, saying that he had finally stabilized in Dongxu Golden Tribulation, and he was not far away from Wood Tribulation.

In addition, Xiao Ji Nian sent a new invitation:

"Shenlong Academy, on behalf of the royal family, invited various forces in Wolong to have exchanges in the main academy two months later, and also invited the Dongxu Realm of various sects to guide the new students.

"Is there a visitor list for Changling Jianmen? Are you coming or not?"