Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

After Xiao Ji Nian parted from Ling Yao, without any delay, he continued to sweep in a fan-shaped range, pushing hard into the depths of the jungle.

The consequence of working hard is...

When he found the other side, and the thunder was rolling in full swing, the straight-line distance between him and Ling Yao was about three kilometers...

Terrible.

Alas... let's run!

But while he was running, he felt that the situation on Ling Yao's side was not quite right.

I know you like to use lightning to strike people, but you are fighting with that stinky brat and at most a disabled wolf king. Is it necessary to use this kind of large-scale and high-damage group attack?

Xiao Ji Nian was just puzzled at first, but suddenly raised his head and took a look in the sky.

I saw a dark figure floating towards the thunder cloud, and there were all kinds of vines and thorns on the ground rushing up with the figure, and the sky thunder smashed down like no money...

Ok, figured it out now.

So you struck yourself with lightning...

wrong!I can't even figure it out! !You are so good at fighting, why did you start to cross the tree? !

Now Xiao Ji Nian was really frightened, and his pace quickened a lot.

Just kidding, even if Ling Yao had already defeated that brat, he wouldn't be out of nowhere in the middle of the night in this wilderness!

Something must be wrong!

The more Xiao Ji Nian ran towards that place, the more he could feel the wood-type aura around him getting stronger and more restless.

Thick vines continued to emerge from the ground, and even strange flowers bloomed, interlacing and lying in front of him, blocking his way forward.

In addition to looking at the size of the thunder, one can judge the danger of Mu Jie; the more vigorous the plant riots caused by Mu Jie on the ground, the more it shows its desire for vitality in the body of the robber, and the more dangerous it is.

Xiao Jinian was very anxious, but his pace slowed down, and finally he stopped on a rock, watching all this.

The Five Elements Calamity is an external calamity that the cave must overcome, and there is no room for a trace of external spiritual energy to help, otherwise it will be even more difficult.

At least now, Xiao Jinian sensed that Ling Linhan and the wolf king's aura were not nearby, no one else would disturb Ling Yao, and he didn't have to rush in to help.

Naturally, all he can do is continue to protect Ling Yao around, so that the other party can concentrate on surviving the tribulation.

Holding the knife, Xiao Jinian wandered around the border area, muttering to himself:

"You brat, dare to scare me, dare to practice faster than me, dare to ask me to protect the law for you, balabalabala, and I will kill you after you pass the catastrophe!"

And: "I want to eat roasted whole lamb, steamed sea bass, braised chicken wings, stir-fried shrimp balabala, I'm hungry!" and other nonsense.

This... can be regarded as a way to decompress (right) (?).

Finally, the thunder receded and the chaotic vines withered.

Xiao Jinian poked the withered vines on the ground with a knife, making sure that the wooden calamity was finally over, and immediately ran towards the center with big strides.

But Xiao Ji Nian still didn't expect the scene in front of him.

Split from the tip of the sword and stuck obliquely in the soil;

The one that is cut off in the middle, and the remaining half is entangled with withered vines;

broken from the hilt and fell to the ground;

Even, there is only one sword-shaped ashes left...

As far as the eye can see, there are broken long swords everywhere.

And the masters of these swords were stepping on the wolf king's corpse unkemptly at this moment, using a piece of black scrap iron in their hands to painstakingly cut the wolf king's flesh.

Xiao Ji Nian opened his mouth, but remained silent for a long time.

Ling Yao, who was cutting his flesh, seemed to have finally sensed Xiao Ji Nian's arrival.

He cut off a piece of wolf meat, stuck it in his blackened dagger, and jumped off the wolf king.

He stepped on the ground with one foot, and stepped on the wolf king's head with the other, and then smoothed his messy leftovers in a smart way, showing his big white teeth with a smile:

"Hey, are you here?"

Then he gestured the dagger with the meat stuck in the direction of Xiao Jinian, and shouted pretending to be frivolous:

"Do you eat meat? Lend me a fire."

Seeing Ling Yao who was alive and kicking and knew how to joke with him, Xiao Ji Nian breathed a sigh of relief, as if he had been recharged, and returned to his original appearance:

"Damn! Is this a hole in the wood?! After passing the robbery, you will be like a dog?

"Your tone is like a street gangster, molesting good women in the street!"

Ling Yao shook his wrist shamelessly:

"Then I'm also the most handsome gangster in the whole street. I don't need to take the initiative to tease me. Women from good families want to back me up! Hurry up, I'm bored, let's use the fire to barbecue!"

Xiao Jinian rushed over cursing, "How dare you order your uncle" on his mouth, he uttered a flaming formula in his hand, and started to barbecue with a dagger.

When the aroma of the meat wafted out, Ling Yao exhaled twice, and directly put the meat into his mouth.

"I'll wipe it! My roasted meat! Why do you eat it first!"

Ling Yao glanced at Xiao Jinian: "Why don't I eat the wolf I killed first?"

Xiao Jinian's face trembled, his eyes almost popped out: "What? I thought you brought it out yourself! Kill and eat now? Don't you have any psychological shadows?"

Xiao Jinian was just looking at Ling Yaoren and he was still out of breath, so he didn't notice where he got the meat, otherwise he wouldn't have run over to start the fire.

It is said that a gentleman stays away from the kitchen.It's okay to kill monsters, and it's okay to eat the meat of monsters, but the monsters you kill yourself are cooked and eaten... Xiao Ji Nian is still a bit shadowy.

Ling Yao gave him a "cut" sound, squatted down, and pulled the Wolf King's broken stomach:

"You are such a noble son who doesn't eat the world. With a smooth life, even in the wilderness, there are people who will cook for you. It's so cloudy, you can get used to it by burning the fire twice more!"

The abdominal cavity is full of undigested bones.

"Killers, people will always kill them; people who eat people, people will always eat them—"

Although Ling Yao's face still looked like a wave, Xiao Ji Nian could feel that this guy was angry today.

But also, seeing the human bones in the wolf king's stomach with his own eyes made him feel uncomfortable.

And from the looks of it, Ling Linhan probably ran away.This is even more annoying.

So when faced with the angry and weird Ling Yao, Xiao Ji Nian had no choice but to bear with it:

"All right, all right, eat! I'll eat with you! I spent the first half of my life in wealth, but ever since I met you, I've been very unlucky and hard-working!

"Your boy was struck by lightning like charcoal, why are you still playing handsome, but go away! I will be the chef today, okay!"

Ling Yao blinked his eyes, immediately threw the rotten dagger into Xiao Jinian's hand, and ran to the side to eat like a monkey.

"Hey..." Xiao Jinian rolled his eyes when he saw this,

"Forget it, forget it, just finished the tribulation. My uncle is lenient, grand, big, and generous. I don't care about you..."

"Xiao Ji Nian, light up the fire!"

"Xiao Ji Nian, quickly turn around!"

"Xiao Ji Nian, sprinkle some salt!"

"Do I still need to bring my own salt when I go out?! Shut up when you wait for food!!!"

In the forest after the wooden catastrophe, there was another flutter of chickens and dogs jumping...

Ling Yao, who was full of food and drink, let out a breath, and patted his stomach without any image.

And Xiao Ji Nian, who was a chef for the first time and was still disliked by Ling Yao, sat on the side with a big horse, gnawed on the barbecue, and looked at him sideways:

"Is it just you? The most handsome gangster on the street? Tsk. Anyone who wants to see you is blind."

Ling Yao ignored Xiao Jinian's taunt, but slowly took out a ball from the mustard bag, grabbed Xiao Jinian's hand, and patted it in his palm:

"The cook did a good job today, to my liking! Thank you for your reward..."

Hearing this tone, Xiao Jinian felt that Ling Yao's skin must have started to itch again.

But when he looked down at the bead, it was round and huge, crystal clear, with white cloud patterns emerging from the crimson red.

——It was clearly the crystal nucleus of the wolf king!

Xiao Jinian suddenly felt that the meat in his mouth had no taste: "What? Did you really give it to me?"

"Ah, what's the matter. Isn't it all agreed? The crystal nucleus is yours, and there are three or seven points left."

"I just let the members of the White Fish Gang enter the cave of the Wolf King. There is nothing in it, only a magma with strong spiritual power. I am afraid that the things in the magma have been taken away."

"The flame golden lotus - it was stolen by that brat Ling Linhan. But that magma is also a good thing, let's share it.

"And this wolf, the rest is mine."

"You took all of them, and you still say [-] points?"

"That's right! Isn't that three-pointer already in your stomach? Great tonic!"

Xiao Ji Nian was so angry.

He finally understood, usually he was skinny, and Ling Yao looked steady, but it was Ling Yao who let him go.

Ling Yao really played a scoundrel on him, he couldn't compare to him at all!

However, Xiao Jinian played with the crystal nucleus in his hand, and did not continue to mention the magma:

"Actually, I thought just now that Ling Linhan dug away the crystal nucleus."

"That's impossible, he beat me to the bone, how could he have that kind of work."

Ling Yao let out a haha, and started talking nonsense,

"Let me tell you, the leg bone of the mutant wolf king is a good material. Take it back to refine it, and I have a new sword! And the wolf fur, it must be tough! And the wolf teeth..."

What Xiao Ji Nian said was actually a hint: Ling Yao could completely hide the crystal nucleus, and he would not know about it.

Are you that sincere?Don't feel bad?

But Ling Yao put aside the subject, just told him that I kept my promise and gave everything, there is nothing wrong with it.

I regard you as a brother, don't think about these things, I always feel that who owes whom.

They chatted a lot, and then Xiao Ji Nian led Ling Yao to the Wolf King's Cave.

The two "divided the spoils" of the magma, and then headed back to the city contentedly.

They didn't mention the wolf king crystal nucleus again.

Of course, on the way back, they ran into Ling Linhan and a group of people from the branch.

I don't know if it was the previous battle that extinguished Ling Linhan's arrogance. Although Ling Linhan didn't seem to be in any serious trouble during this trip, he was always as quiet as a quail, and he didn't instigate others to provoke trouble.

Of course, they weren't worried that Ling Linhan would tell about the mutant wolf king.

For one thing, Ling Linhan acted privately last night, using a lot of power that cannot be easily shown to others.

If he didn't want to expose it to more people, he would naturally not mention the Wolf King.

And secondly, he still has that wolf cub with him, for safety's sake, he won't take the initiative to reveal the matter.

In this way, the two groups of people finally returned to the main city in peace.

After returning to the city, Ling Yao and Xiao Ji Nian went together to claim the reward offered by the Wolf King.

Now the news that the wolf king was killed was finally spread, and the gossip that the wolf king might be a mutant dual-line also began to come out.

It's a pity that the members of the White Fish Gang have already returned to the academy, and the matter has long been settled.

No matter how hot-eyed the people around were, they couldn't take advantage of Xiao Ji Nian.

This made Xiao Ji Nian feel refreshed.

Moreover, now that Xiao Ji Nian had obtained the coveted Wolf King Crystal Core, he immediately felt confident about stepping into the Hollow Realm, and soon went back to the academy for retreat.

As for Ling Yao, although he survived the wooden catastrophe by accident, and this dangerous way of crossing the catastrophe also condensed his spiritual power, it hurt his vitality after all.

Therefore, Xiao Ji Nian was not stingy, and directly found him a quiet room in Linjiang City, which was full of aura.

Before Xiao Ji Nian left the customs, Ling Yao stayed in Linjiang City to nourish himself and stabilize his realm.

Two months later, Xiao Ji Nian left the customs.

"Are you ordering, or reporting the name of the dish?"

In Jixiang Restaurant, Ling Yao looked at Xiao Ji Nian with a speechless expression while holding the menu and chanting.

The waiter at the nearby shop dazedly memorized the names of the dishes.

"What? Can't you? I'm going to protect you from the catastrophe! If I say I'll kill you, I'll kill you! Eh, er, don't leave, I'll serve this corn rib soup too!"

"Then I won't take you like this, are you planning to eat like a pig?"

Ling Yao looked at him with contempt, but in the end he didn't stop the little girl from going downstairs.

"If you can't finish eating, take it away!"

"Take it away and you can eat it for three days..."

"You are responsible for paying the bill! I want you to take care of it!"

Ling Yao: ...OK.You wait.You have to suffer.

After drinking and eating, Xiao Ji Nian looked at the leftovers on the table with regret:

"Lend me another stomach, I can still eat..."

"Come on, it's hard to wait until you leave the customs. I'm leaving tomorrow, so you just patronize eating?"

Ling Yao had already put down his chopsticks and was drinking there.

"Oh, I can't bear to part with you too! The days of reunion are always so short, and the days of parting are always so sad..."

"Sad ghost, I think you are very happy."

"Hey hey hey, didn't you miss it last time?"

Xiao Ji smiled wickedly twice, squinting at him,

"During this period of time, the college is very stable, your cheap brother is always in the limelight, no one cares about me anymore.

"Here I am, making a fortune in a muffled voice! How cool."

Ling Yao didn't care what he said to make money, but poked him on the forehead with the end of his chopsticks:

"I'm just going to remind you, don't provoke Ling Linhan for a moment of pleasure. Apart from having a backer, that guy is full of treasures, and you may not be able to fight him."

"Aren't you going to mess with him? He has provoked public anger in the General Academy, and other forces are more or less trying to trouble him. It's not abrupt if I mess with him a couple of times." Xiao Jinian asked.

"What to do, it doesn't matter who does it in the end, don't put a flag on yourself."

"Huh? What does it mean to put a flag?"

Ling Yao: ...Yes.Forget about not knowing: "Just pretend I didn't tell you."

Xiao Ji Nian scratched his head, showing an unhappy expression:

"I really don't understand what you are thinking. I thought that he just wanted to prove himself by defeating you, so you tolerated him and hoped that he would work for the Ling family in the future.

"But now it seems that he is simply trying to kill you by any means! He has a deep hatred! He will never die!

"It's such a time, you still don't do anything to him and let him continue to grow?

"I still have connections within the academy. I don't need to do anything myself, just add fuel to the flames. Many people want him to die. Even the dean can't find out about me!"

But Ling Yao still disagreed.

Before he could speak, Xiao Ji Nian became anxious:

"Don't you trust me! Don't you know your brother's own strength? Are you still afraid that I will fall into this kind of brat..."

Suddenly, both of them were silent.

"Did you hear what those voices said?"

Xiao Jinian asked suddenly, and then started talking to himself again,

"They said that as long as I deal with Ling Linhan, something will happen? Just like those who used to trouble him and look down on him, they all ended badly. Is that what you mean?

"By the way, you still ask me, if our lives are just stories made up by others..."

Ling Yao felt the change in Xiao Jinian's mood, and frowned: "I didn't mean that, I just..."

Just be prepared.

Xiao Jinian suddenly became serious: "Guang Di, I know you are worried about me, and are troubled by what those voices said. But I haven't experienced it personally, and I can't understand your feelings.

"But if we say that our lives are just other people's stories, everything is predestined...I don't believe it, I don't accept it!

"Don't move Ling Linhan, or even avoid him. I just wanted to vent my anger on you. But now I'm more worried about another thing.

"In your heart, do you really believe in the 'real future' that those voices say? Have you surrendered to it?"

Ling Yao kept turning the chopsticks in his hand, as if he was thinking about something.

And it was rare for Xiao Ji Nian to be patient and wait for his answer.

Finally, Ling Yao spoke:

"I believe in your ability. But when dealing with a person, there will always be clues. In front of the sky-shattering realm like the head of Shenlong Academy, I don't want you to take risks, even if it's just a little bit.

"As for Ling Linhan. I'm not afraid of him, or the so-called future, so I won't let you do it. I have my own reasons.

"I know what I have done myself. He has no reason to want to kill me. But he feels that there is a deep hatred between us.

"Do you know what this means? It means that someone is inducing him, making him think so, making him hate me and kill me.

"He is just a knife. No matter how sharp or sharp it is, it is just a knife in someone else's hand.

"What's the use of destroying just one knife? As long as the man behind the scenes is still there, there will be a second knife and a third knife waiting for me in the future... I will never be safe.

"What I want is to destroy the man holding the knife!"

Ling Yao threw the chopsticks away and stood up:

"I accept truth and facts, even if they are absurd; I also believe in destiny, even if it sounds elusive.

"But fate is never entirely written by others. Submit? What they say, no matter who said it, must be true?

"The future lies in choices. Even fish that cannot leave the water can choose to stay in the lake or swim to the sea."

Ling Yao walked slowly to the window, and suddenly supported the window lattice with his hands, turned down, and jumped out:

"Even if you threaten me to treat you to dinner today, I can choose not to pay the bill!"

Xiao Ji Nian: "??? Damn! Where is he? He ran away??? Ling Yao, you idiot! You stop me!!!"

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