Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

In fact, if this [Ling Yao] blows his hair... oh no, he is angry, the big old pigeon does not have such a strong sense of guilt.

But, as soon as the three words "You lied" popped out, which was a bit angry but more importantly, it was aggrieved, and the big brother pigeon had a feeling of exchanging a dime for a piece of grandpa Mao from other children, and the children were happy After returning home, I found that I was cheated, and I came to ask him why... (Why is this metaphor, what have you done before?)

stop.stop!It's just a small plot of the novel!It's fine for the children to be in the play, but you can't be in the play yourself!

[They are all brothers, how could I pigeonhole you: Oh, don't be angry, this is a joke with you!The protagonist will not change, unless you are really related to the author, you can secretly ask him if he can change it for you]

The big old pigeon was typing and thinking, if he could get some news out of the little friend's mouth.

Although he also thinks that [Ling Yao] and [Zha Wu this person] are related, it is a more reasonable explanation, but which adult is so determined to write his own child as cannon fodder!

Don't seek to be a rich and powerful protagonist, or even a protagonist with a miserable life experience-even if you are miserable, at least you have to be a positive character!

As a result, [Ling Yao] didn't reply to him.Routine failed.

Of course, this so-called "guilty feeling" is just a passing thought.After all, through the network cable, I haven't seen each other, and I haven't even said a few words. The big old pigeon will definitely not "molested" the kid by himself and feel guilty all the time.

The author's update speed seems to be faster in the past few days, and the old pigeon has started to chase and complain with his teammates.

No, while Ling Linhan hated 01, he also made it all the way to the finals with an astonishing performance, facing off against Ling Xiao, the young master of the main family who also has the name of a young genius and is also a follower of 01.

Well, if the name Ling Yao still has a bit of prestige and weight, then the name Ling Xiao is either a big-armed and thick-shouldered green forest hero, or a treacherous villain with evil eyebrows and mouse eyes.

——A perfect villain!

[They are all brothers, how could I dove you: The name xx owl is really a classic villain... Born to fly high]

[The bid for the Olympics has finally succeeded: it must be the cannon fodder of the little boss]

[What can I do: I have definitely offended the protagonist before]

[Meal No.1: I forgot what Ling Xiao was doing at that time]

[What can I do: I have a crooked mind about the protagonist's younger sister, and want to rob the girl from the people. The guy saved the protagonist for the protagonist.The protagonist still owes a favor. 】

[A handsome uncle: According to the routine, this senior should be a noble character in the early stage. With his help, the protagonist will grow rapidly, and in the future, he will repay the other party twice and let the other party go to a higher position. It may be the dean or something. 】

[We are all brothers, how could I love you: In the end, the protagonist left Xinshou Village, and the senior couldn't help feeling: Ah~ He was really a bright pearl in the dust, but fortunately I had a discerning eye and a little investment in him, otherwise I wouldn't be where I am today~]

[Dining No. 1: I remember when you said that... But speaking of it, about that 01, has he offended the protagonist?Why am I not impressed?Is there any class representative to help me recall? 】

[I really don't have any recommendation tickets:?Why is there so many people for a book review that hits the street? 】

[Don't talk about feelings, hurt money: I don't need class representatives, the author really didn't write positively]

[Meal No. 1:?So there are side descriptions? 】

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded: Yes, isn’t it that Ling Feiyu, the little follower that the male lead subdued, told him that the fact that the Hengnan branch got so miserable was because the main family suppressed it, and Ling Yao was in charge of the branch’s affairs Myself]

[What to do and what not to do: It was explained at the beginning that the main family would regularly distribute the medicine pills, exercises, materials, etc. for practice to each branch, and the share was fixed according to the practice reported by each branch.As a result, Hengnan received very little because of being suppressed and excluded. Although the protagonist had a good foundation when he was a child, his cultivation was stagnated due to lack of resources.

[Dining No. 1: I know this question, I know this question!Later, it was his grandfather who overcame all opinions and concentrated the scarce resources on him, and then the protagonist soared into the sky!I just said that I always remember that Grandpa talked to him alone, but I just can’t remember when it happened, so it’s here]

[We are all brothers, how can I hate you: don’t worry about whether the villains in this book can be whitewashed, the author has arranged for the protagonists to be enemies with black in the white, black in the red, and black in the black , the protagonist does not need to do any moral speculation, after all, his brain capacity does not allow]

[I really don't have any recommendation tickets:?Are you really chasing books?Why do I feel like a group of trolls are coming? ...]

[I really don't have a recommendation ticket: wait, isn't this book published in 15?A large archaeological site? 】

[They are all brothers, how could I hate you: Hey, hey upstairs, we are not trolls, we are black fans!Black powder is also powder, you know?Otherwise, how do you think a work that hits the street is so popular? 】

[A handsome uncle: I also feel a little bit when I say it this way. It seems that all Ling Linhan's judgments of good and evil seem to be given to him by others... It seems that the characters I create in the future should avoid this problem and let the characters think independently.]

[Don't talk about feelings, hurt money: Uncle Shuai is right]

[They are all brothers, how could I love you: Uncle Shuai is right]

[Dining No.1: Uncle Shuai is right]

[The bid for the Olympic Games finally succeeded: Uncle Shuai is right]

【What to do and what not to do: Uncle Shuai is right】

[I really don't have any recommendation tickets: who am I and where am I and what are you guys doing?Are you a group of writers?Or just a group of familiar readers? 】

[Dining No. 1: Don't break the formation upstairs!Excessive! 】

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded: Don't break the formation upstairs! 】

[They are all brothers, how can I pigeon you: Don't break the formation upstairs! 】

[I really don't have a recommendation ticket: ... Uncle Shuai is right]

……

[I really don't have a recommendation ticket], whose real name is Xiang Dongpu.

This word is pronounced in Pu, but his friends always like to pronounce it in tickets.And because someone else sang in a KTV, he spread out on the sofa to vote for a certain work, and was discovered by others, and people around him began to call him Piao Erye,

Usually I am too lazy to read novels on my mobile phone after work, so there is currently a shortage of books.

Recently, he managed to get a three-day vacation and wanted to go out for a walk or two.However, it is the peak tourist season now, and the scenic spots in various places are crowded with people, so Piao Erye decided to take a three-day home tour and wander in the sea of ​​books

——It turned out that he was short of books again.

Grandpa Piao was very worried.He has already read all the popular books and classic books that he is interested in, and even read all the books of the same type that he likes.Recently, he is more fan of traditional fantasy, and the APP recommended this book "The Great Way of the Universe" to him.

To be honest, the writing of this book is not so inconspicuous, and the routines in the book are also very classic (so classic that people like him who have used a lot of the same type can guess what will happen next).

The salted fish transformed ticket son was really bored, so he bit the bullet and looked at it.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, why are the numbers at the back of this comment area all in the twenties?It's obviously Ben's rush to the street, why so many replies?

So Grandpa Piao clicked on the book review.

So Piao Erye couldn't close the book review.

Comments on the part where the protagonist is framed by classmates in the academy:

[They are all brothers, how could I pigeon you: Pay attention, pay attention, pay attention!High energy ahead!The protagonist will be wronged!Slap in place! 】

[What to do and what not to do: Cannon fodder always feels complacently: "I'm stable this time, I can kill the protagonist, the protagonist can't stand up!", but the protagonist has already prepared evidence to prove his innocence, cannon fodder biss]

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded: This kind of plot is really common, and it is very useful. Everyone likes to watch the villain's cannon fodder make jokes]

[Dining No.1: I understand!The next sentence should be "but"! 】

[Don't talk about feelings, it hurts money: But the author has used it too many times, his writing skills can't keep up, and his editing is not so detailed.There are contradictions or loopholes in many details. 】

[Dining No.1: But in the eyes of readers, the villain and the protagonist are making jokes together]

[A handsome uncle: The villains come to deliver food for no reason.There are even a few times when it is obvious that the protagonist has evidence at hand, but he still has to "reveal" in order to be slapped in the face by the protagonist, which makes readers very confused. 】

[What to do and what not to do: You can use this classic passage once or twice. If you use it too much, the impression will be bad. It feels like a newcomer has just learned a certain writing method, and keeps practicing repeatedly. I cherish myself. 】

[Dining No.1: ...Brother Qian, why are you in front of me?Sure enough, when Brother Qian appeared, his painting style became serious...]

[Don't talk about feelings, hurting money: You just said that the readers seem to be making jokes, but in fact the essence is the same...]

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded: It seems that the protagonist has the physique of Dou E...]

[What to do and what not to do: Dou E's physique is not bad]

[Dining No.1: hhhhhh Ling Linyao: The sky in June, the snow in December, I am more wronged than Dou E~]

Xianyupiao's mouth twitched, and he couldn't hold back his smile.

It describes the part where the main character's god-sister gazes affectionately at the back of the main character.

[What can I do: Actually, my sister is pretty good, but unfortunately the protagonist is flirting with her in the academy. It seems that she is going to open a harem, and a godmother is doomed to be unable to be in the palace]

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded: Ome lost to the sky, I understand]

[A handsome uncle: Moreover, the setting of the male protagonist is obviously a harem, but he is extremely straight in front of the female protagonists.Experience has proved that this kind of person doesn't even have a girlfriend in real life, let alone a harem.Maybe some authors feel that the more straight they act, the more the female character will feel that the male protagonist is straightforward and innocent (although the whole world knows that he has a harem)]

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded: I will imitate!If Lingyao confesses to the protagonist, the protagonist will definitely say: Yaoyao, I have always regarded you as my own sister! 】

【What to do: Yaoyao, I have always regarded you as my own sister! 】

[Meal No. 1: Yaoyao, I have always regarded you as my real brother! 】

[Don't talk about feelings, hurt money:? 】

[What can't you do:? 】

[A handsome uncle:? 】

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded: Brother, isn't that a bit too much? ? ?Even the cold brother Qian sent you question marks! 】

Xianyu Piao sprayed a mouthful of wolfberry tea on the phone screen.

No, what you wrote is much more interesting than what the author wrote. You guys are so good at talking, don’t you think about publishing a book?

Xianyu Ticket found a new joy.

Turns out some book reviews are way more interesting than the original!

And through the book review, he actually somewhat understood why he was not interested in this well-behaved novel.

Sometimes he even wanted to say: Author, can you stop inserting novel content in the book review, it will affect the reading experience a lot!

Until recently, people in this strange "organization" no longer complained about the protagonist alone, but piled part of their slots on Ling Yao, the little boss of the next dungeon, and kindly nicknamed him 01.

Damn it, I said no homonyms!Will be deducted money!

Going back to the latest part of this book, about the protagonist and Ling Xiao's finals, the comments really started to discuss enthusiastically again, almost every paragraph was followed by double-digit numbers.

However, according to the habit of Xianyupiao, he will read the content of the novel first, and then read the book reviews seriously (is the word "seriously serious" really not used in reverse?!).

In fact, he and other readers can guess the content of the novel—it is nothing more than the main character fighting Ling Xiao inextricably, but Ling Xiao repeatedly belittles the hero with his own strength, and reveals the cards that the audience does not know Attack the main character.

The arena was full of dust, and the audience couldn't see the situation clearly from their perspective. They all thought that the hero was defeated, and there were many discussions.As a result, the male protagonist easily resolved the so-called trick, and counter-killed Ling Xiao...

But... Ling Xiao could still have a [-]-[-] relationship with the male lead before.The male protagonist neither hides his strength nor uses any new tricks (the new tricks he learned in retreat have already been used in previous fights), after resolving the crisis, why can he fight against Ling Xiao?

Could it be that this is the protagonist's halo, the explosive unique move, as long as the belief is strong enough, the same move can also double the critical strike?

After the end of this chapter, he looked through the book reviews, and sure enough, someone complained about this.

No wonder it hit the street. It turns out that there are indeed problems with the detailed settings.

However, in another world, the truth is...

[The name xx owl is really a villain classic... Born to fly high]

[Must be the cannon fodder of the little boss]

【Also definitely offended the protagonist before】

……

[Hahahaha Ling Xiao flipped his cards in the middle of the game, and he will definitely be blocked by the protagonist]

[The cards are exhausted, just wait for the hero to fight back! 】

[The more the audience sneers at the protagonist now, the more they will definitely be slapped in the face later]

【Look!The protagonist is hiding a trick]

[Ling Xiao has a high probability of being abolished by the male lead in the game, after all, he dared to rob the male lead for a woman in the past~]

Ling Yao heard that voice teasing and discussing with each other, and in the jokes, "the direction of the future" was decided.

He has already proved with his own actions that what they said is very likely to be "the direction of the future".

No matter how Ling Xiao "robbed the woman with the male lead" at the beginning... But if someone like Ling Xiao who is so arrogant is abolished, then in this cannibal world where the strong are respected, his Fate has actually been doomed.

He must die a miserable death.

Just like before, he would feel guilty for changing the other party's schedule because he knew that Ling Linhan might be late for some reason.Then, knowing that Ling Xiao might be "killed" by Ling Linhan, how could he remain indifferent?

Kill for life.

Although Ling Xiao is well-known to passers-by, he has never killed anyone, nor has he abolished others' cultivation.

He might be punished, but with his life?

Ling Yao closed his eyes.

"Ling Xiao."

Ling Xiao, who had just performed the strongest move on the field, was complacent about his "war result", when he suddenly heard Ling Yao's voice in the sea of ​​consciousness.

"What's the matter, big brother?"

Ling Yao's voice was slow but unquestionable:

"Right now.

"Release the water and admit defeat."