Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

Having said that, why would there be so many comments on a routine novel whose author is a street cub, who has not signed a contract and has not been updated steadily, and the style of painting is still focused on guessing the direction of the plot?

This starts with the identities of these resident readers.

Big Old Pigeon is the nickname of this honest fat house. He got his name because he was an amateur screenwriter and often cooed.Its nickname on the Internet is the one that appeared in the previous article [How could I pigeon you if you are all brothers] (after all, it is too convincing to say such a thing as a pigeon).

As a person who eats, drinks, and has fun in the name of "Collecting Style" all the year round...ah no, it is really for writing, Gu Gugu, who accidentally found a group of people who called themselves [Routine Plot Research Group] while browsing Weibo. A Weibo post chat.

Among them are [a handsome uncle] (the handsome uncle mentioned above), [do what you can't do], [don't talk about feelings, hurt money] and a group of idlers... Forget it.Anyway, such a group of people.

Their respective jobs have something to do with storytelling, such as director, cartoonist, official account management, self-media copywriting, etc... and they are often "constrained by routines for the sake of traffic" or "innovative breakthroughs but big losses to fans" Struggling in the distress of such things, and being bored with traditional story routines but unable to find new ideas that are more attractive to readers or audiences.

So one day, one of them suddenly stood up and said: Since we don't understand the old stories and the market is still unabated, it means that we haven't really understood them yet.

We set up a routine research group to deeply dig out the routines of popular novels, film and television dramas, and then compare the differences between various imitators who hit the street, so as to find the essence of routines together and create our own new path.

With such lofty ideals and goals, a group of pigeons (?) really applauded.So [Routine Plot Research Group] was born.

The big old pigeon was attracted by the goals and ideals of these people (the smell of the same kind of Gu Gu), and joined this team that sounded a bit confused, ready to show off...

Wait, why does it feel like I'm on a thief ship and become a spitting agent of the Tucao brigade! !

The male protagonist must not be handsome enough but has temperament, a pair of piercing eyes are extremely deep; the male protagonist must be ranked third, either the third in the family or the third in age in the small team, or simply have three in the name (cough); Why does the heroine have to look like a fairy and be beautiful and charming, but when she sees the hero, she becomes a member of the dog-licking harem...

Damn it, why did it become like this, we agreed to be the pioneers who pioneered new routines together, why are you complaining more happily than the other!

...you still think it makes sense?

Anyway, all in all, all in all, Comrade Big Old Pigeon fell into this organization.

Of course, the organization also looks like an organization. They will take turns recommending a book in the group, and then a group of people go to watch it in a hurry and leave complaints... Oh no, appreciate it and make comments.

In the early days, they had just finished reading one of the most popular novels on the list, and they were going to change their tastes and look for the dark history of the author who hit the street.So the successful bid for the Olympics (abbreviation for "The bid for the Olympics has finally succeeded") recommended this author named "No such person" to them.

Big Old Pigeon clicks to open the author's personal homepage.Well, there are quite a few works written, and each one is worse than the other.From "The Great Way of the Universe" to "Urban God of Medicine", from "Breakthrough from the Zombie Circle" to "Peerless King of Soldiers"... all kinds of things.But obviously they are all popular topics, but there is not much reading at all-and the author has written so much, and none of them is finished!

(*PS!! The titles here are all made up by the author, and have nothing to do with the works found on the Internet! I wanted Baidu to avoid the titles that have been used, but unfortunately all of them have been used... What Peerless Soldier Wang Wushuang Soldier King Peerless Special Soldier Special Soldier King Special Soldier is in the urban urban medical god, the urban medical fairy, and the urban medical sage... I am dry. Everyone, you just have to be happy...)

Sure enough, he is a typical representative of the writer who hit the street.So a group of people finalized it at the speed of light, and organized staff to turn the novel of this street-crazy author upside down first!

And the first book they chose was this fantasy novel with Ling Linhan as the protagonist - "The Great Way of the Universe".

"The Great Dao of Qiankun" is a very typical Long Aotian novel. The background is a big world, and the main character is a genius with a miserable life experience. Well, the author, Wanniangu, took so long to write that he came back from school and was preparing to participate in the competition in the clan. The speed of this update is so fast that even the old pigeons can't help themselves.

The big old pigeon and his teammates complained chapter by chapter-as expected, the author's writing style is average, and he uses some old-fashioned routines, no wonder no one cares about them.

What's more, update!With this update speed, even interested readers are all lost in the upper right corner!

The books I choose, I have to read them even on my knees.A large group of people had fun, constantly analyzing the author's routines, and discussing the future direction of the plot, and they persisted until the latest chapter.

Among them, they also saw many passers-by who ran to the book review area because of the popularity.As for the success of the Olympic bid and the handsome uncle, they are like salesmen handing out leaflets on the roadside, one by one cheekily asking others if they want to join this Lao Shizi's [Routine Plot Research Group].

There was even a kid with the same name as the villain's cannon fodder, and a group of weirdos even ran to amuse others one by one...

The big old pigeon could hardly see. (Obviously you had the happiest time)

In fact, the big old pigeon is very good at complaining, but he rarely speaks in the chat group of the [Routine Plot Research Group].But this day, the latest update of "Day of the Universe" actually echoed what I said to that little ghost named [Ling Yao] earlier!

Although there are some authors who secretly read the readers' comments before updating, and continue the next story based on the content of the book reviews, they are called copying book reviews... No, they come from the people, go to the people!

But [check no such person], this writer who hit the streets, was still unswervingly using the "old routine" to create, even though he was "spiated" by them so badly before. Did you suddenly listen to their opinions on changing the plot of the villain?

And the one who "listened" to the opinion of the big old pigeon seems to be that brat called [Ling Yao], right?

Could it be that [Ling Yao] is the one who never replies to readers, never writes "writer's words", and never bubbles up in the book review section?

But the other party doesn't seem to know anything about internet terms, so it doesn't look like he's pretending to be a fool? (That is obviously a sincere fool!)

In short, for this matter, the big old pigeon rarely spoke in the chat group of the [Routine Plot Research Group].

[They are all brothers, how could I love you: Have you read the latest chapter of Qiankun? ? 】

[What can't you do:?nothing wrong]

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded: ... I knew you were going to ask, and I was a little confused after reading it too]

[Dining No. 1: What's the matter? ?curious.jpg]

[If you don't talk about feelings, you'll hurt money: just go and see.It's really a bit of a fantasy]

[A handsome uncle:? 】

[A handsome uncle: I haven't had time to update yet]

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded: Handsome Uncle, you haven't watched it today]

[A handsome uncle: I just read a book on nursing care for pregnant women, and I feel a little dizzy...]

[They are all brothers, how could I pigeonhole you: ...the single dog is silent]

[The bid for the Olympics has finally succeeded: ...the single dog is silent]

[Don't talk about feelings, hurt money: ... the single dog is silent]

[Eating No. 1: Hey, isn’t this black-box operation the method you recommend to the 01 kids? hhhh]

[Dining No.1: The kid even answered "yes" to you]

[What can I do: Is this... a coincidence? 】

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded: This is a bit too coincidental... To be honest, if I were a big old pigeon, I would be shocked too]

[Don't talk about feelings, hurt money: the author's own vest? 】

[They are all brothers, how could I dove you: It doesn't look like it?That stupid is really stupid]

[A handsome uncle: You don't have to say that about other children...]

[A handsome uncle: I think "Ling Yao" is probably a child of the author's family, I just told the author about it]

[Meal No. 1: Hey, I thought it was worn by the villain in the book!Hahaha! 】

[Don't talk about feelings, hurt money: I can't say for sure]

[Dining No.1: @都是兄弟 How can I pigeon you, why don't you try?Tell Ling Yao some more news, maybe the plot will change again】

[They are all brothers, how could I dove you:?Why should I come? 】

[Dining No.1: Your ID is the longest~]

[Don't talk about feelings, hurt money: your ID is the longest~]

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded: your ID is the longest~]

[Big Old Pigeon: Well @投奥finally succeeded, you come here]

[The bid for the Olympics has finally succeeded:? ? ? 】

[Dining No.1: Pfft... actually changed the name because of this hahahaha]

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded: OK... let's see what happens next]

[What to do and what not to do: The rest has not changed.Even if the time was changed, the protagonist still followed the routine and showed up at the scene]

[A handsome uncle: Although this kind of plot is very routine, it is still very refreshing to be able to write the pressing points well]

[Big old pigeon: 1 said 1, indeed]

[Dining No.1: This is a routine, but everyone likes it]

[What to do and what not to do: Like the happy ending, the preference of most Chinese people]

[Don't talk about feelings, hurt money: But this person who wrote it still owes a little]

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded: let’s not talk about other things, the protagonist started to retreat after getting the wood chip, how could he have the confidence to think that he can catch up with the competition...]

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded: And knowing that the Hengnan branch is being excluded in the clan, they still do this, and come to the rescue after embarrassing the clan... It feels so deliberate]

[Dining No.1: Don't care about the details, don't care about the details]

[A handsome uncle: Judging from the part that the author has revealed so far, it should not be intended to make the protagonist a scheming dog.It should just not be handled well here]

[Big Old Pigeon: Not only is it not a scheming dog, I think it's just a silly and sweet thing that goes smoothly. 】

[Big Old Pigeon: Apart from having a miserable background, look, she is very talented and born with cheats; the whole family loves her, and the whole village hopes; Soldiers, the first step is the holy beast; the enemy is all two hundred and five, and the opponent is all paper tigers]

[What can't you do:? 】

[The bid for the Olympics has finally succeeded:? 】

[Meal No.1: Sorry, I read it out...]

[Don't talk about feelings, hurt money: it's pretty smooth]

[A handsome uncle: Pigeon, are you a full-time professional, Allegro or Pingshu? 】

[Big Old Pigeon: ... I'm not, I don't, don't guess. 】

[Big Old Pigeon: Actually, I haven't said the most important thing yet. The opponents Ling Linhan met, except those who deliberately provoke him with holes in their brains, are heinous villains, and there is no psychological burden in fighting]

[Don't talk about feelings, hurt money: In fact, this kind of treatment is normal, and readers will not feel psychologically burdened by watching it.Once the villain is complicated, there will always be people who can't bear it, or have another opinion]

[Big Old Pigeon: That's true... But most of the novels are not as obvious as this one. 】

[Big Old Pigeon: In order to prevent readers from disagreeing about morality, I agree that the villain is reasonably demented.But I can't accept that the protagonist lowers his intelligence because the villain has no IQ.He is so smooth, he feels like the whole world is following him, and he doesn't need to think anymore. 】

[What to do: It’s really a bit... Ling Linhan was provoked by cannon fodder when he was in the academy, and then someone told him that this was the subordinate of the small dungeon boss at that time, and he went to find him without investigating. trouble.Although it turns out that this is indeed the case, but... there are quite a lot of things like this]

[A handsome uncle: a bit like a kid who has no experience in society, easy to trust people around him]

【Big Old Pigeon: Like a kid from "Ling Yao"】

[Don't talk about feelings, hurt money: that is, the protagonist is lucky, otherwise he doesn't know how he was cheated to death]

[Meal No. 1:?No, Ge, you still have the nerve to mention "Ling Yao" kid. 】

[Dining No. 1: He obviously cares about that cannon fodder with the same name, and you still lied to him to let the author operate in secret.This is simply putting a big flag on 01's head, right? ? 】

【Big Old Pigeon: He needs to experience the baptism of society (dog head.jpg)】

[Big Old Pigeon: And a villain with full flesh and blood is also a classic]

[Don't talk about feelings, hurt money: Is it a classic villain who is repeatedly probing on the verge of death? 】

【What can I do:...it's so cold】

[Dining No.1: Damn, Brother Qian actually said a bad joke, I'm cracked]

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded: You guys, let's see the update. 】

[The bid for the Olympic Games is finally successful: 01's coquettish operation was discovered by the protagonist, and the protagonist is 100% hated]

[Meal No.1: Congratulations to the big old pigeon for successfully planting the flag]

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded: Congratulations to the big old pigeon for successfully planting the flag]

[What to do and what not to do: Congratulations to the big old pigeon for successfully planting the flag]

[Big Old Pigeon: ... I received a reply from "Ling Yao"]

【Eating No.1: Curiosity.jpg】

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded: I am going to observe it and make a reference for the future]

……

At this moment Ling Yao was in a panic.A group of people panicked.

Sure enough, Ling Linhan arrived at the scene at the last second of the competition, beat up his opponent with both verbal and physical violence, and then passed all the way and entered the finals with ease.

It was exactly the same as what those voices had guessed... Even if he moved the opponent's game time forward, nothing changed.

And when Ling Linhan sat back in the rest area, someone beside him whispered something to him.

Ling Yao suddenly felt Ling Linhan's sharp gaze cast on him, and it was full of malice, and he couldn't take his eyes off it.

His black-box operation is not hidden. The Caton when the host announced the curtain just now, and his sudden move to find the patriarch without covering up, it is easy for interested people to think of what he did.

Ling Yao actually felt a little guilty.Even if he just wanted to test whether the words of those voices were true or not, but after all, knowing that Ling Linhan was too late, he advanced the opponent's schedule.

But to be honest, even if he operated in secret, Ling Linhan would lose the first match at most.There are still so many round-robin matches in the future. Could it be that with Ling Linhan's ability, he still can't get out of the line?

But in Ling Linhan's eyes, it seemed that Ling Yao almost caused him to lose his championship qualification.

What's more, the inexplicable hostile gaze made Ling Yao feel panicky.

what to do?It's going to rain, and my mother is going to get married.What else can I do?If you hate it, you hate it.He has dealt with so many messy things of the clan, those who should be grateful are naturally grateful to him, and those who should hate him are naturally also hate him.Can he still please everyone?

Compared with Ling Linhan's problem, he has a more troublesome thing to deal with right now

——The guy who said that "maybe you will be the next protagonist" after the black-box operation...

……

The message received by the big old pigeon:

【Ling Yao reply】

[The replies are all brothers, how could I pigeon you: you.cheat.people. 】

...Why do you really feel guilty for bullying an elementary school student? !