Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

The matter between Ling Linhan and another branch of the Han Dynasty was settled.

To be honest, it's not a big deal, it's nothing more than that people from Xiongzi Hengnan's lineage and people from Guanghan's line are looking at the same thing.

People from the Guanghan lineage know that Ling Linhan's father (later Ling Yao found out that the genius who was killed by the patriarch was the father of a bear child, alas) and the patriarch have a dirty relationship, and have been treated coldly by the main family and squeezed out by other clans all the year round, so they naturally pretend to be brave Come beat the merchants.

The businessman also had a wink, knowing that he couldn't be messed with, and he could be messed with, so he sold the thing to Guanghan's lineage.

This business is a matter of your love and my wish, but the one who bought the thing and the one from Hengnan also had a relationship with each other, and they began to poke their sore spots with their lips.

Probably because the poke was really hard, the opponent couldn't help but started to punch.

Ling Yao also couldn't judge whether it was the responsible party who took the initiative this time, after all, he knew that the one who provoked the trouble did not do many good things on weekdays.

But I went back and forth to call friends and friends... the end result was that they were all marked.

What's this called... Ling Yao sighed while touching his forehead.

However, Ling Yao has been dealing with branch affairs for some years, and matters of this level are not particularly difficult among the things he has dealt with (the most troublesome thing should be that a beautiful aunt in the branch cried out that she was his second uncle many years ago. The little lover is also pregnant with the second uncle's son. Seeing that the second uncle has not yet embraced the baby, he suspects that the second uncle is being loved as a father.)

In short, he finally warned each of them that no matter what happened, they were not allowed to fight on the host's non-ring arena.As for the things to buy, let the two bid again, and the one with the highest price will win.

In fact, Ling Yao could see that Guanghan's side was purely provocative in the first place, but when he saw that the one with the highest price got the prize, he immediately stopped.

But I don't know what kind of treasure that little piece of broken wood is, but Ling Linhan bought it at a really high price in the end.

However, in this matter, it was the voice in his head that really gave him a headache.

After he successfully asked "What old general", the voice actually replied to him.However, when he asked again "what is a flag", all he got was a bunch of question marks.

Was he asking a weird question?What is the flag?Doesn't sound like a good word...

In the end, one of the voices (sounds like a middle-aged man) couldn’t stand it any longer. He thought he was “an elementary school student who just got his mobile phone and downloaded a certain APP”, and answered his various “childish and brainless” questions one by one. Including what is planting a flag, what is a small boss, what is cheating... Finally, he earnestly told him:

[Children, at your age, reading is the right thing to do. Don't indulge in novels, and don't spend your parents' money casually, understand? 】

Ling Yao said that he... really didn't understand it very well.

[Why is handsome uncle so patient recently? 】

[Recently, there is another baby in the family.The one in front has been raised crookedly, and I read novels with my mobile phone in my arms every day, so I am so worried... I hope the new one can be raised well. 】

【Sounds like a game】

[Is the author a little watery lately? It took so long to write a small copy that didn't end quickly.]

[Are you new here upstairs?It's good that the author has updates, don't think so.This is just a game of tickets, there is no way to sign a contract]

[That's why I think it's strange to have an ID with the same name as the little villain.This is simply the same as plagiarism in academic garbage production specialists. 】

【Ghost Metaphor】

【Ghost+1】

[I feel offended by the production of academic garbage...]

With a half-knowledge of these people's words, coupled with their relaxed tone and pleasant atmosphere of getting along, Ling Yao finally let down his guard gradually.

Regardless of why these voices appear in their own sea of ​​consciousness and who they are, it can be preliminarily determined that they can see what is happening around them and recognize it as a storybook (they call it a novel) ) - the protagonist is Ling Linhan, and Ling Yao is one of the villains.

But they seemed to be all-knowing and omnipotent, but they didn't know that they were actually Ling Yao himself. They thought that the questioner was someone from the same region (or world) as them, but they happened to have the same name.That being the case, it must not be them who inserted their voices into their sea of ​​consciousness. Even if Ling Yao took the risk of being exposed and asked them, they probably wouldn't understand what was going on.

It is the common mentality of human beings to come and be safe. Since there is no clue for the time being, Ling Yao decided to put this matter aside for the time being, and make plans after the recent affairs of the Ye family have been dealt with.

As a result, as soon as the two groups of people he mediated on the front foot left, the voice that was still chatting hotly in his head on the back foot suddenly disappeared.

--Gone? !

Ling Yao was a little confused.

It would be fine if this kind of sound had never appeared before, but when it appeared and then disappeared suddenly, it made him a little itchy.

He thought left and right, thought back and forth, thought hard, wandered the streets looking for clues when he had free time, and finally figured it out

——The first time I heard this voice, wasn't it the first time I saw Ling Linhan, a little kid?

Later, the little kid took the things and left, and the voice disappeared together!

The more Ling Yao thought about it, the more he felt right.But this matter is too mysterious, and no one will believe it when it is told, it will only make others feel that they have been bewitched or taken away by others.He thought, he still had to get close to Ling Linhan secretly to confirm whether his guess was right.

This period of time was a critical period for the big competition within the clan, and representatives of the branch clans gathered on the site of the main family to wait for the big competition to start.This is also the busiest time of the year for Ling Yao, after all, every branch of the Ling family has all kinds of moths that he needs to deal with.

After he finally finished dealing with the matter at hand, he would be free to go to the place where Ling Linhan lived.

He didn't intend to face Ling Linhan face to face, he just pretended to approach unintentionally, just to see if that voice would appear.But I didn't expect that after inquiring, I found out that Ling Linhan had actually retreated before the Grand Competition!

Ling Yao scratched his head a little.

The day he came to find Ling Linhan was already the eve of the big competition, and the representatives of each branch had already geared up and were waiting for a good fight with their opponents the next day.As for the retreat, at least you have to stay in the room for ten days and half a month, right?Isn't this equivalent to voluntarily abandoning the game?

The old housekeeper who took care of Ling Linhan had also worked in the master's house, and Ling Yao could still speak a few words with him.The old housekeeper looked embarrassed, and politely declined Ling Yao's request to check on Ling Linhan's situation, but repeatedly promised that Ling Linhan would be able to catch up with the game tomorrow.

Ling Yao had no reason to force his way in, and finally took a step back, saying that he wanted to check at the door to make sure that Ling Linhan was indeed in the room, and that he would definitely be able to catch up with the game tomorrow—otherwise, he would not be able to explain to the patriarch.

It was also his duty to ensure that the players from each branch participated in the competition fairly, and the old housekeeper did not stop him.Ling Yao walked around outside Ling Linhan's retreat room with the old housekeeper, and he could indeed feel Ling Linhan's aura surging in the room.

However, just as he was about to step away, those voices exploded in his mind again:

[This routine is too vulgar, and it’s picking up trash for treasure]

【Isn’t this the way that novels are all now? 】

[It's still a breakthrough, stepping into the Danyang realm before the big competition! 】

[Then almost missed the game, was taunted by the opponent and pressed to play, slapped in the face]

[After you say that, what else did the author write? ! 】

[Author: Change the outline!Change the outline now! 】

[And did you find out that the 01 that was added to the scene appeared again, this is the scene where the villain must have blind eyes, miss the baby, and regret it every day]

【01 is okay┓(`)┏】

[And 01 must think that the protagonist’s retreat at this time is a waste of effort, and he looks down on this kind of behavior of sharpening his gun. When he is finally beaten by the protagonist, he must think back to the beginning, secretly hating himself for not killing the protagonist as soon as possible [○｀Д○]]

【With a thought, 001 killed the protagonist.The end of the book, Sahua ヽ(°▽°)ノ]

[It doesn't have to be the case upstairs]

[01 For an NPC of this level, even if you kill the protagonist, you won’t be able to take the position]

Ling Yao himself who was discussed and nicknamed: ...

Sure enough, near Ling Linhan, he heard these inexplicable voices again.This proved that his previous conjecture was correct.

And listening to the content of these people's discussions, their perspective is mainly around Ling Linhan, so they know everything about Ling Linhan's surroundings.And the reason why they discussed themselves was purely because he appeared beside Ling Linhan.

However, but, but!After listening to the content, I am even more upset, what is going on! ! !

Even if this brat is really a blessing, why do these people think that they are cannon fodder? ?

Just very angry.Ling Yao was so angry that he smashed the wall, startling the old butler next to him.

"That...that Young Master Ling..."

Ling Yao rolled his eyes suddenly, and replied angrily: "It's nothing. I thought of something else. Let's go!"

[Some people are in a hurry, some are in a hurry, some are in a hurry, some are in a hurry, some are in a hurry, some are in a hurry, some are in a hurry, some are in a hurry, some are in a hurry, some are in a hurry, some are in a hurry, some are in a hurry In a hurry, someone is in a hurry]

[Hahahahahaha looks like a villain NPC who wants to trouble the protagonist but can't find the protagonist's fault]

【Cracking the wall with anger.jpg】

Ling Yao turned his head and left.

He wants to come here again to listen to these voices and hurt himself, he is a pig!

the next day.Dabi started.

The big competition within the clan is actually a competition for the younger generation. Those who are below the Dongxu Realm can participate, and those who are over ten years old and under must sign up.

Ling Yao is an old bacon who has participated in it for seven or eight years, and everyone knows that he is already in the late stage of Danyang Realm.Moreover, he has been busy spinning around like a spinning top for the Grand Competition these days, so he will naturally no longer participate in this year's Grand Competition.

At this time, Xianyuyao is holding a watermelon and sitting under the pergola of the auditorium, looking at the patriarch, his second uncle, who is presiding over the competition with a majestic face. It's true.

Before he could eat two mouthfuls of watermelon, he vaguely heard whispers from the audience:

"Didn't the branch of Hengnan name a genius? Why didn't you see it?"

"No matter how talented you are, you're only 12 years old. How powerful can you be? I don't think that guy will come today."

"Why, Hengnan hasn't been in the limelight for several years, why don't you seize the opportunity?"

"Who doesn't know the relationship between Hengnan and the master's family...it's not necessarily a good thing to be in the limelight. If you lose, you will lose face even more!"

"I signed up before, I'm afraid I regret it now. It's coming up in a few days, and I haven't even seen anyone."

"I think this year, the master's house is still the most beautiful."

"Where are the family's resources? If the children of the branch clan are not talented, how can they compare with the son of the master's family?"

"But I heard that Young Master Ling won't be playing this year. I can't say who is number one..."

"It's not interesting for him to participate. Everyone knows that he is absolutely number one. He is the uncrowned king of Dabi."

Ling Yao, who was suddenly caught by the cue, shrank his head.He doesn't want to be discovered by passers-by, this "uncrowned king" is now squatting in the crowd like a country old man eating watermelon...

And just now, he obviously didn't see Ling Linhan appear, but he still heard those voices in his mind.

[It seems that the role of 01 was a small boss from the beginning. In the past, he was number one every year. This year, the protagonist is no longer compared. Isn’t this just setting a model for the protagonist?]

[He is really a conscientious old general, he can't carry it on his back, and he still needs to put a flag on his head]

[01 It won't look good in the end game. With the protagonist's current level, he will definitely not be able to beat the end game. Lost once in vain]

[I'll bet on a bag of spicy strips, when the main character comes out, he will definitely be in Danyang state, which will amaze the audience! 】

【You just bet on a carload of spicy noodles and no one will bet with you. This kind of thing will definitely come true...】

Ling Yao confirmed again and again that Ling Linhan had not arrived at the competition site, and this time he realized that the perspective of these voices did not always stay on Ling Linhan.

Are there no rules to be found?

He decided to try again to see how much these people knew:

"How do you know that Ling Linhan will definitely advance to Danyang Realm?"

……

Today is sunny and cloudless, which is a good time to stay at home.A certain netizen named Big Old Pigeon is indeed Big Old Pigeon in essence, doing nothing at home, and started replying to his comments again.

"How can I be so boring recently? Good novels haven't been updated yet, and bad novels have blinded my eyes... No one responds to my book reviews, so lonely... Eh? I got it!"

He clicked on the little red dot in the upper right corner and saw the latest reply:

[Ling Yao: How do you know that Ling Linhan will definitely be promoted to Danyang Realm? 】

Isn't this the elementary school student who was educated by the handsome uncle?Started to ask this kind of unreasonable question again.

But... through the network cable, it is also very good to tease the children.

[They are all brothers, how could I pigeon you: You are here, kid!My brother told you, this is a routine!Only when the protagonist quickly upgrades and slaps his face, can the story be attractive! 】

[What can you do? It's too much upstairs, you still trick a child into calling you brother when you're too old.]

[Ling Yao: emm...then how do you know that he will definitely rush to the scene before the game? 】

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded: Because of this, it is exciting.Waiting for the protagonist to appear on the stage like a peerless hero to save people will be exciting enough]

[Don't talk about feelings, hurt money: If he can't catch up with the game, he won't be the protagonist]

[Ling Yao: Then change his game to the front and let him play earlier.If he can't catch up, is he not the protagonist? 】

[Dining No. 1: Pfft, this operation is a bit sao. 】

[They are all brothers, how could I love you: Hahahaha kid, if you have the ability, you can give it a try?Hahahaha, maybe the next protagonist is you]

[Ling Yao: Good. 】

The big old pigeon was a little speechless holding the phone.What a naive and silly boy, he just made up two sentences and believed it.Unless the author himself wants to change the plot, who can...

【ding~】

【Qiankun Avenue has been updated】

[Chapter 23 Black box operation, click here to continue reading]

Big Old Pigeon: ?A little foreboding.

He clicked on the content of the novel.

[Ling Yao saw that Ling Linhan still couldn't make it to the big competition, and listened to the gossip in the audience, and suddenly had a plan: If Ling Linhan's match is brought forward, he will be disqualified for being late...

The more Ling Yao thought about it, the more he felt that it was feasible. He got up and walked to the patriarch's lounge.

"Second uncle."

Seeing the visitor, the patriarch showed a smile on his serious face: "Ayao, you are here. It's a pity that you didn't participate in the competition this year. Otherwise, the fifth-grade spirit dew rewarded by the champion must be in your pocket .”

Ling Yao waved his hand: "What's the matter, I have been participating for many years, and it is time for the younger generation to show their talents. In fact, I came here this time because I fell in love with a person, and I want my second uncle to be my staff advisor. Is this person able? Useful."

"Oh?" Ling Weiran frowned, "Tell me?"

"It's the new genius from Hengnan's lineage, Ling Linhan."

Ling Weiran's expression turned cold all of a sudden: "What's going on, did he fall into your favor?"

Ling Yao noticed the patriarch's indifference, but he still had a smile on his face, and said unhurriedly: "I have also seen his progress over the years. And according to the rumors, he will soon advance to the Danyang realm .”

The old patriarch frowned: "What? Hasn't it been a few days since I entered the Enlightenment Realm? How come it's Danyang!"

"This junior doesn't know if it's true or not, but he's anxious to prove it. No, I want to open the back door to you and advance his schedule a bit, so that we can see if he has really stepped into Danyang, and how strong is he?" 】

bar.

The big old pigeon was so frightened that the phone dropped to the ground.

Come on... Really? !