Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

Ling Yao - a name that is a bit compelling but not up to the height of the protagonist.

The eldest nephew of the head of the Ling family, he handles the affairs of the clan—a position and status that is not bad but easily offends people if he is too high or too low.

The middle stage of Danyang Realm of Martial Dao - an upper-middle cultivation base who is neither a genius nor a waste wood.

This is the information Ling Yao summed up from "a certain" voice.

The reason why it is called "someone" is that although Ling Yao can hear that they have the same origin, the voices do not sound like they come from the same person—mostly the voices of young men and women, and some are middle-aged and calm, and even There are some immature voices of children.

They seem to be getting together and discussing the same thing

——Discuss the matter of "Is Ling Yao a cannon fodder NPC or a small boss".

And where did it all start? It started when Ling Yao met a kid from the Ling family branch ten days ago.

As those voices said, Ling Yao is considered a direct descendant worth cultivating in the small family of the Ling family, and the patriarch also considered him highly valued, and gave him a position in handling branch affairs to practice well.

Naturally, this position has a lot of affairs and is easy to offend people, but it is also convenient for him to get some money from the clan chief.

Ling Yao can't say that he likes it very much, but he certainly can't say that he hates it.Although he didn't intend to be the head of the clan, he always needed some achievements in the clan to stand firm, get more resources, and naturally do his best.

Ling Yao, a kid from the branch that he met ten days ago, didn't know him before, but he also knew some deeds of this branch.

There was a genius in this branch in the past, and the current patriarch—that is, his second uncle, was a bit dirty for the position of patriarch.Later, there was an "accident" that everyone knows, the genius fell, and the patriarch came to power, so this line was naturally suppressed and excluded.

Ling Yao didn't care about the grievances and grievances of the older generation.As for the competition for the position of the patriarch, it is a winner and a loser.

The loser seems to be calculated by others, miserable and miserable, but in fact, the methods used against his second uncle back then were not clean, so don't dislike anyone.

Now that the victory or defeat has been decided, Ling Yao is working under the current patriarch and is the eldest nephew of the current patriarch, so he naturally has to worry about his old man's feelings.

Suppression and bullying dare not speak out, at least on weekdays, we cannot let this line of publicity shine, and we cannot let them take advantage of the big benefits.

As for how other branches or direct descendants treat them, Ling Yao doesn't care, he doesn't care about them at all.

So when this little kid who hadn't changed all his teeth (don't ask how you know, just ask because the front teeth are leaking), and his clothes are crooked, stood in front of him fiercely, gnashing his teeth and wanting to "settle accounts" with him , Ling Yao looked confused.

He just came here to help settle the matter when he heard that there was trouble here. Why did he just come out and say a few words, and then he was taken into consideration?You two groups are fighting, and I still haven't figured out who is right and who is wrong. I just stopped it, why does it seem like I'm helping someone?

"You are Ling Yao? They called you to be a backer? You just wait and see, I will remember everything you did to my father and our lineage! I will pay it back in the future! It starts with you! "The kid with his hips akimbo and his mouth deflated, looks like a little tiger that has been pissed off.

To be honest, Ling Yao had no idea what he did to the little boy that was worth "keeping in mind", nor did he know what kind of hatred this fur doll had towards him.

But he took a look at the disheveled faces of the people he rescued, and the group of wounded people around the little boy, and he could guess a little bit—it is estimated that someone was trying to curry favor with the patriarch and treat people of their lineage again. Let's do it.

Although Ling Yao doesn't care much about this kind of self-righteous person who uses the method of finding trouble with the patriarch's former enemies to curry favor with the patriarch, but just as the patriarch will not stop them from doing this, if the interests of the Ling family are not hurt, Well, he doesn't have the time to take care of these things.

Is this year's harvest not enough, or is this year's supplies particularly good?

Yesterday, the Ye family next door almost got into a fight with our people over the division of the three-acre medicine field on the line. I am so busy that I have no time to talk to you!

However, when he thought of this little kid who was too big to call him by name, Ling Yao was worried that someone behind this would use him or someone from his lineage as a spy to test the direct lineage of the Ling family or even the entire Ling family. Dare to leave it alone.

First of all, he has to figure out one thing.

"That... kid, you, what's your name?..."

Little Milk Tiger...ah no, the kid was stunned for a moment, and then shouted at me with a more fierce look:

"If you don't change your name or your surname, my name is Ling Linhan! Ling Yao, you have the ability to fight with me. If you win, we will have no complaints; but if you lose, from now on, the people of your master's family You can no longer deliberately come to trouble us and beat people from our branch!"

Although Ling Yao really wanted to complain, "Actually, I'm not afraid of any complaints from you," but he still said patiently, "How old are you, kid? some……"

As he spoke, he walked towards Ling Linhan, and couldn't help rubbing his head.

Alas, there's nothing wrong with bear kids, they just look cute (appearance).

Anyway, I didn't raise it by myself, so I played a few more times before running.

At this moment, Ling Yao suddenly had an auditory hallucination:

【I'm coming!A villain who is neither cute nor charming!This disgusted expression, this polite gesture! 】

[This supporting role thinks too highly of himself, Kaiqiao and Danyang have just crossed a big realm, not to mention the protagonist is in the late stage of enlightenment, he actually thinks the protagonist can't beat him? hhhh】

A question mark slowly popped up in Ling Yao's heart?

I didn't sleep well last night?I didn't cultivate immortals!

"It's enough to hit you! Are you afraid?!" Ling Linhan was very angry after being patted and killed, "You decide the time and place! I still have to fight you!"

Then he pushed Ling Yao away, and under Ling Lin's dazzling skin, he launched a surprise attack on the person Ling Yao had just rescued, and a blow of his fist knocked him to the ground.

Ling Yao saw that he had been so patient in persuading the bear child, but he still couldn't settle the other party, and even let the other party rub his neck and face to make trouble in front of him; and when he thought of the huge amount of work on his case, he suddenly became a little unhappy .

Being enlightened at the age of 12 is indeed very powerful, but the gap in a big realm cannot be filled by shouting a few slogans and expressing determination.I didn't recruit him or provoke him, so why would I have to spend my precious time fighting with a brat who couldn't beat me just because the brat was unhappy.

Not to mention that he loses face if he loses, and if he wins, he will only be said to be bullied by the big!What is he trying to figure out?

With that in mind, Ling Yao released his coercion, directly acting on the bear boy, causing him to fall to the ground.

Seeing the shocked and angry look on the bear boy's face, Ling Yao felt a little dark.But he didn't say anything, he said with a cold face: "With your level, you can't even stand up in front of me. What are you talking about?"

Ling Yao is now acting as the representative of the main family to quell the dispute, so naturally he has to be tough.Whether this matter is right or wrong can be understood later, and compensation or apology can also be coordinated later.However, the momentum must not be lost.

But in fact, the surface remains noble and glamorous... Bah, what the indifferent Ling Yao is thinking in his heart is

——It doesn't matter who is right and who is wrong, it's so cool to bully the brat!

However, if the brat dares to make a fuss, he does have some capital.Under the coercion of his late Danyang state, Ling Linhan gritted his teeth and stood up slowly:

"Only... on your level! I'm not afraid at all! Now, am I qualified to fight you?!"

Ling Yao wanted to say something, but suddenly had a new auditory hallucination:

[Oh oh oh!What's the matter with the shameful secondary feeling? 】

【After all, the protagonist is indeed still in the age range of the second grade of junior high school】

[This kind of trend must be dismissed by the cannon fodder NPC, who agreed casually, but was beaten by the protagonist to find someone everywhere]

[All the villains who underestimate the protagonist will have a miserable end~]

[Play next time?When it comes to fighting scenes, the author will definitely delay it for another four or five days on the grounds that he does not know how to write fighting scenes]

【Upstairs, you got the truth...】

Ling Yao's face was full of black question marks.

Where did this voice come from, and why did it say bad things about itself?Also, what is the second sense?What is a cannon fodder NPC?What is hang up?What is dragging?

[But the golden finger of the protagonist can't be exposed in front of outsiders, right?That is Jianwan! 】

[It's better to be exposed!The cannon fodder was killed, the protagonist was found to have a baby by the little boss, the little boss secretly wanted to kill and seize the treasure, the protagonist continued to experience and grow while fleeing, and finally killed him!I know all the tricks! 】

[The pen upstairs is for you to write! 】

Although the words in this voice were still a bunch of messy words, Ling Yao understood a word, and his heart skipped a beat.

Sword pill!

That is a rare treasure in Mangsheng Great World, an invisible magic weapon that kills people.

As long as energy is injected, the sword pill will open and become hundreds of sharp sword wires, cutting and binding, making the enemy impossible to escape!

It's a pity that such things as sword pills have to be refined by the Dharma Master, and when they reach the realm of the Dharma Master, the help of Jian Wan will not be great.Therefore, Dharma Venerable at most refines some for his disciples, or puts them in his inheritance place, the number is really pitifully small.If Jianwan is in this world, there must be a fight between you and me!

And the little kid in front of him who is only enlightened actually has a sword pill in his hand!What a waste of money!

It would be a lie to say that he was not tempted, but as a member of the Ling family, he did not have the habit of taking things by force.

He had to report such a major event to the patriarch as soon as possible, but he was still a little hesitant, after all, his second uncle would definitely not be happy to see someone from this line rise up during his tenure.In case the patriarch kills this little kid, the Ling family will lose a genius in one fell swoop.

It's just... If Ling Linhan really used the sword pill to deal with him, his life might really be in danger!

Ling Yao thought about it for a second, and came up with a plan: "Okay, I admit that you are a bit talented, but as it is now, if you fight with me, it is inevitable that some people will think that I am bullying the younger. So, since you said it The time and place are decided by me, so let's make a five-year agreement! Five years later, we will have a showdown in the arena of the Ling family. If you lose, in the future, your lineage will be provided by my master. The resources are halved; if you win, I will give you my seat!"

Five years later, the little kid will grow up, so why would he still embarrass me, an innocent person, for this kind of thing?Even if I really lose at that time, my experience will almost be over. I don't care about this kind of miscellaneous chores in charge of family affairs.

Ling Linhan clenched his fist: "It's a deal!"

Before it was too late, Ling Yao was happy that he had finally solved the incident, and suddenly there was a lot of laughter in his ears.

[hhhh hahaha my gosh, famous scene!A five-year agreement! I thought that only a married woman would make such an agreement]

[Upstairs, I suspect that you are implicating a certain novel, but I have no evidence. 】

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a bit standard for looking for death posture 】

[Prosperous and in a trance, maybe Ling Yao heard your complaints, worried that he would be killed, so he quickly canceled the act of death, and delayed his own death]

[I thought it was cannon fodder, but it turned out to be the little boss himself.I have reason to suspect that this person is adding drama to himself]

[Look, everyone, this Young Master Ling, Ling Yao, a warrior who has the courage to face the protagonist, at this moment, looks like an old general on the stage! 】

Ling Yao's mind was overwhelmed by various sounds, and he forced himself to concentrate.But after he managed to calm down, he finally confirmed that the source of those voices was actually in his own sea of ​​consciousness.He concentrated his mental strength and launched an attack on the voice in his head.

"who are you?!"

"How do you know my name is Ling Yao?!"

"What happened to Jianwan?"

"Why do you say that Ling Linhan is the protagonist?"

"What little Persian? What old general?"

……

Meanwhile, in another world.

A reader who was lying on the bed was opening an app to reply to comments, and found that he had received such a message in the book review area of ​​a certain book by a little-known author who often did not update and kept writing. :

[Ling Yao: What old general? 】

He slapped his forehead, and muttered: "This village just connected to the Internet bar, have you never heard of such a joke?"

So he quickly typed the next reply:

[They are all brothers, how could I pigeon you: The whole body is covered with flags!By the way, brother, your ID is a bit interesting, it actually has the same name as the NPC villain! 】

Not long after, he immediately received a reply from the other party:

【Ling Yao: What is a flag? 】

[They are all brothers, how could I pigeon you (referred to as old pigeon):? ? ?No, there is no way to talk about it? ? ? 】

Sure enough, at the bottom of the comment area are question marks that other readers read and brushed together.

[I really don't have any recommendation tickets:? ? ? 】

[Don't talk about feelings, hurt money:? ? ? 】

[The bid for the Olympics has finally succeeded:? ? ? 】

[What can't you do:? ? ? 】

[Meal No. 1:? ? ? (Is the upstairs my long-lost brother)]

[What can you do? Reply to @吃食No.1: You are the younger brother!Your whole family is, brother! 】

……

At this time Ling Yao: Huh?The voice answered me.

But what exactly is flagging?