Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

Ling Xiao is the most popular bum and pig head three in the Ling family's sphere of influence, who dominates the kindergarten... No, not to mention that there is no such thing as a "kindergarten" in the fantasy world, the key is that they are not so low!

Ling Xiao is the little overlord who dominates under the Ling family, on the surface (this is very important, because the one on the surface is not as strong as the one behind the scenes), and all the evil forces!

He is the one who idles around and fishes all day long; he is the one who comes to find faults and collect protection fees all day long.

Obviously, he is also the young master of the master's family, but compared with the talented young master Ling Yao that day, he is really a bright moon, not worth mentioning.

Not to mention the merchants and peddlers who do business on the street, even many members of the Ling family look down on him secretly.As long as this one has any "brilliant deeds", people will always point and comment on what he has done, and add a sentence at the end:

"If it wasn't for the eldest young master of the Ling family to wipe his butt, he would have survived to this day like a bird?"

"It's really unlucky for the young master to have such a cousin..."

It is reasonable to say that there is such a genius on top of his head, and he compares himself with him every day. Everyone still keeps saying that they can't live without this genius. Who can have no objection?

Ling Xiao often got angry and fought with others because of this matter, and even caused a lot of notoriety.

"XX's father has warned you how many times! You XX dare to say such nonsense in my territory! What happened to Ling Yao?! Ah?!"

"Dare to provoke me and big brother?! I follow big brother, and big brother is willing to help me clean up these itchy mouths, and do your shit! Do you want to become itchy mouths and get beaten up? OK! Huh?!"

You see, isn't this just a brother's fight against the wall, so embarrassing... Wait, why do I feel that something is not right?

Well, in fact, not only did Ling Xiao not feel jealous or malicious towards Ling Yao, but he also felt admiration...

Well, half a mafia boss has become a follower in front of Ling Yao. If he can talk to Ling Yao for a few words, this guy will be so happy that his nose will bubble up, and he will show off all over the street.

"My elder brother taught me something today, and soon I will improve my cultivation again!"

Hearing the rumors, Ling Yao said silently in his heart: No, in fact, I just told you that you should not accept all the beauties sent by those small families.You are so naive, you can't tell whether the other party is a beauty or a poisonous snake, or it's better to cut off from the root...

(The main reason is that I am still single after all, but you have lived among thousands of flowers, tsk)

Although I usually give pointers to you, I really didn't mean to give you pointers in this sentence!You will not improve your cultivation just because of such a sentence! !

Anyway, in Ling Yao's mind, this big cousin is just a little follower who calls him "brother" and "brother" all day long.

Oh, some female readers, please stop your brains immediately, this is not the kind of "brother" and "brother" that you call when you chase idol stars or husband gods.

If you have to make an analogy, then what Ling Xiao yelled belongs to, that big brother Li Kui, who has a hulking back and a double ax in his hand, yelled at Song Jiang:

"Brother! Brother! Let's hit Liangshan!!! Charge!!!!"

... Ugh, headache.

Ling Yao didn't feel disgusted with Ling Xiao, although there were few of them in good shape, but he was a pure person with brute strength.He just worships power purely, and believes that with power, everything can be obtained.think?calculating?plan?It's all unimportant!

But he has no ambitions.You have to ask him, what is in "everything" you want through power?He might say without hesitation: Money!Beauty!Then……

Gone.

There is one thing to say, if the protagonist Ling Linhan will be complained by readers and friends as "not enough brain capacity", then the Ling Xiao in front of me is...

We should be kind and honest, and we should not discuss things that others do not have.

Even if Ling Yao doesn't care about his brother's affection, it would be a pity if he doesn't use such a Tie Hanhan who has no ambition but strength and obedience.

Yes, because of his adoration of power, he admired Ling Yao, the number one genius in the family, and he almost obeyed Ling Yao.

As for that Ling Linhan who rose up recently?I don't know what kind of crooked ways he practiced, but his ordinary cultivation base suddenly jumped up like a monkey jumping into the sky, and there was an evil spirit all over his body.

More importantly, he was just a kid, no matter how talented he was, it was impossible for him to surpass Ling Yao in cultivation.

In short, when he knocked Ling Linhan away with one blow in the final, even though he believed in the same way as all the ordinary audience present that he would win this game—when he heard Ling Yao say to him, "Let's go, admit defeat!" " At that time, although he was puzzled in his heart, he still supported Ling Yao's move without hesitation, and turned his posture from offense to defense.

He was even a little guilty in his heart, if Ling Linhan was knocked out just now, wouldn't he not even have the chance to let go and admit defeat?What can I do? ? ...

Fortunately, fortunately, Ling Linhan actually still has a hole card.After being knocked into the air by him, there was obviously a loud noise, which even made the field dusty, but in the end Ling Linhan was able to stand up intact and fight him again.

If someone with a little bit of thought gets a hint from Ling Yao, they might think about it, and think that Ling Yao has seen that Ling Linhan still has a hole card that can defeat or even hurt him. What new plan does Ling Yao need? Let Ling Linhan win the championship, so let him surrender voluntarily.

This kind of thinking may lead to concerns, or luck - for example, how to put the water so that it is not easy for the other party to find out?Should I hold back a little longer?Or, I think that although Ling Linhan is not as weak as I imagined, he is not strong enough to hurt me, right?I should try it myself again!

This will give the protagonist the opportunity to use his "hole card", which is likely to cater to the end of "being abolished".

It's a pity, or rather, luckily, Ling Xiao has no brains, no thoughts.Big brother said let me surrender, good!Well said bro!Brother is right!Immediately I am ashamed online!Release the water and admit defeat!

So, before Ling Linhan cut Ling Xiao's meridian with the sword energy hidden in his sleeve, Ling Xiao pretended to resist a few times and rolled out of the ring.

The result of the competition was surprising—the audience did not expect Ling Linhan to win so easily.

Ling Linhan never expected that Ling Xiao would fail so easily.

He originally wanted to pretend to be weak, and had a [-]-[-] fight with Ling Xiao first, and then at the "near death" moment, he used sword energy to hit Ling Xiao hard, abolishing Ling Xiao's martial arts cultivation in a reasonable way.

When Ling Xiao was molesting his younger sister Lingyao while he was not at home, he had already set his sights on this brutal and vulgar-looking guy.

According to the information he collected from his subordinates, Ling Xiao is the rogue bastard of the Ling family. Relying on Ling Yao's protection for him, he took all the evil forces on the face of the Ling family under his command, bullying and relying on Ling every day. Those small families and some declining branches of the family forced them to hand in rare treasures and beauties of all kinds, which was called "protection fees".

I don't know how many people were displaced because of him, and I don't know how many innocent girls were murdered because of him.If he and the senior didn't rush back in time, if the senior didn't help, I'm afraid his Lingyao would also...

For such a person, he didn't even kill him, he just wanted to abolish the other party's cultivation, isn't it kind enough?

Obviously, he has been calculating carefully and planning for many days, thinking of how to take advantage of Ling Yao's contempt for him, how to use the destruction of the stadium to cover the audience's sight, and how to create an atmosphere so that he can be ruthless without being suspected of avenging his personal revenge...

But he didn't count, Ling Xiao would lose so soon!Now that he has won, can he still kill Ling Xiao in front of so many people? !

Ling Linhan had obviously won the Grand Competition, but he still had a breath in his heart and couldn't let it go.

In the end, he looked at Ling Xiao again.Although he lost embarrassingly, there was an inexplicable smile on his face!What the hell does this happen?Could this kind of fool still see through his plan? !

(Actually: I have fulfilled my elder brother's entrustment! I am happy!)

Suddenly, his heart came to him, and he suddenly turned his head to look at the person who was at the top of the auditorium and was looking at the audience.

Ling Yao!

Ling Yao was also looking at him at the moment, showing a deep expression.

Ling Linhan's eyes widened.It really is this person!

This person suppressed Hengnan, bullied his family, and obstructed himself everywhere, and this time he rescued Ling Xiao from his subordinates...

By the way, to be able to take someone like Ling Xiao for his own use is definitely not a good person in itself!

Although this time the competition was successfully won, the spectators like grass on the wall burst into amazing cheers and applause, but Ling Linhan couldn't care less about enjoying the joy of victory at this moment.

He made up his mind that when he grows up in the future, he will definitely trample Ling Yao under his feet!

……

At this moment, Ling Yao, who was considered by Ling Linhan as "showing an expression full of deep meaning", was listening to the more explosive voices in the sea of ​​consciousness with a complicated face:

[I didn't expect 01 to have so many scenes!At the beginning, it was clearly written as a worthless stinky fart by the author, but at this critical moment, he had the eyesight to see that the hero wanted to abolish Ling Xiao, and he stopped the loss in time]

Ling Yao thought to himself: Although I'm not a worthless stinky fart, I don't have the eyesight to see what Ling Linhan wants... You all told me this, big brother!

[It seems that the setting of 01 is that the protagonist's old enemy has not escaped, gratifying to congratulate]

[Is the old enemy worse than cannon fodder and small bosses? 】

[The cannon fodder may be that the protagonist loses face in front of him, and dies in a flash; the small boss has a little more scenes of death, and shows an expression of "this is impossible" before death.The old enemy of the protagonist, the better the preparation in the early stage, the more bleak the death in the later stage. He was repeatedly rubbed by the protagonist until he doubted his life. 】

[Widowed and lonely, ruined.Thousands of people ridicule, ten thousand people ridicule.The protagonist stepped up and stepped on his face, and passers-by went up to spit.The notoriety is spread all over the world, and the evil is like a legacy——]

[The big old pigeon is good at allegro skills]

[The big old pigeon is good at allegro skills]

[The big old pigeon is good at allegro skills]

【Hello!How many times have I said that I don't read Allegro!Shut up, you guys! ! 】

[I hope that 01 will wake up, don't grow too fast, let the protagonist be defeated by the protagonist before he becomes a decisive black-hearted boy, maybe he can save his life]

【Hurry up and lose to the protagonist is too good】

[It’s really not possible, early death and early rebirth are also excellent hahaha]

Ling Yao, who forcibly mentioned the title of "Old Enemy", was listening to these voices at the moment, with a heavy heart, and silently rubbed his face: I am so difficult.I just saved someone.Why is it an old enemy?I am too southern.

But in order to avoid the fate of the so-called "protagonist's old enemy", can he really slow down the progress of his cultivation to prevent Ling Linhan from killing him?

He did see Ling Linhan's talent clearly, it was indeed amazing enough, so he didn't doubt what those voices said, that Ling Linhan would grow to a very high level in the future.

But not to mention whether the lower Ling Linhan's cultivation base is, the easier it is to let him go... He still has to help the old patriarch and his own idle father to manage the affairs of the Ling family!

The Ling family is not the patriarch's monopoly, those greedy family elders, those branch clan juniors who are covetous...

Cultivation base is too low, how can stand firm?

If you don't have enough cultivation, how can you control the right to speak!

Although he is not interested in such things as the patriarch, he has no intention of taking over when his second uncle abdicates one day - whoever likes it will come.

But he can't just watch others, before his second uncle abdicates, jump out to embarrass the master's family, and even take away the power from his second uncle!

The loser in the power struggle will never end well, isn't Ling Linhan's father the best example?

...but what those voices said was always damn accurate.

And in the words of those voices, Ling Yao could feel that although they disliked Ling Linhan (it was that kind of tone), they were naturally on the side of the protagonist.

No matter how unreasonable and unintelligible the protagonist's actions are to them, they will only complain about how miserable the villain is, and hope that the villain will be even worse, but send a series of condolences hahahahahahahahahahaha.

Think about the replies from these guys when he first asked them if he could remove Ling Linhan from the so-called "protagonist" position.

They let him try Ling Linhan nonchalantly, and after he failed, they laughed at his ignorance and overreaching with ease and joy.

It's not that they have any malice towards themselves, it's just that they regard everything they have experienced as a story, and they are just spectators watching a good show.

What responsibility does the audience have to the people in the play?

And how can the people in the play take the words of the audience as words from the heart?

What's more, Ling Yao is actually lucky—although there are many facts in front of him, Ling Yao feels that these voices are all-knowing about the past and the future, but... what if?In case everything is just a coincidence, Ling Linhan is not the protagonist, Ling Xiao is not the so-called cannon fodder, and he is not the so-called old enemy...

All he needs to do is follow his original path!Why should he bother about a kid!

However, although these voices are not in the same position as me, and I can't take the risk to win them over... But they don't seem to know that the [Ling Yao] talking to them is themselves, and even explained a lot about their place to themselves some proper nouns.

In other words, as long as he didn't reveal his identity, he could also use these voices to get some things he didn't have the means to know!

However, he still needs to further verify the truth of everything they said.

He picked a question that he could verify and went to ask.

……

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded] Right now, I am racking my brains, thinking about how to make [Ling Yao] believe that if you act according to your own opinion, you can change the fate of 01 in the plot, and finally judge [Ling Yao] based on the updated content of the novel Do children really have the ability to affect the plot?

But 【Ling Yao】had been tricked by a big old pigeon before, so I'm afraid he won't believe himself so quickly (after all, he knew they were a gang at a glance).That being the case, first of all, he has to strike up a conversation with the other party skillfully to earn enough trust.

Coincidentally, when he was looking at his phone, [Ling Yao] suddenly appeared and asked a question in the book review area:

[Ling Yao: What did Ling Xiao do to make Ling Linhan want to abolish him? 】

The idea of ​​bidding for the Olympic Games moved.Here's your chance!Don't be afraid that [Ling Yao] will show up, just be afraid that he won't show up!

As long as he can seriously and patiently answer [Ling Yao]'s questions that most people don't want to answer...

Suddenly, a new reply popped up on the mobile phone of the Olympic bidder.

[I really don't have any recommendation tickets: Did you miss it?You can turn to the previous Chapter 15, Ling Linhan and his senior came back from the academy, and ran into Ling Xiao who wanted to rob Lingyao.After his senior rescued him, Ling Linhan went to investigate Ling Xiao with a grudge in his heart, and decided that Ling Xiao was a scumbag and wanted to eliminate harm for the people]

The bid for the Olympic Games who was typing halfway:? ? ?How could someone steal my job!This reply is more patient than Uncle Shuai! ?And who is this person!Isn't it organized by us? !

The Olympic bid quickly deleted the content that had been written, and turned to [I really don’t have any recommendation tickets] to reply:

【The bid for the Olympics has finally succeeded: Who are you, you...】

However, this sentence was only half written, and he deleted it.

No, it's weird to write like this. Going up to hate people for no reason makes people look bad and easily exposes one's purpose.

But I'm still very angry, so I have to give it a shot!

……

Piao Erye, who lives at home, received a reply.

【Reply】

[Reply I really don’t have any recommendation tickets: Do you really have no recommendation tickets?I do not believe】

Grandpa Piao:? ? ?Who are the people in this book review! ! !

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Why did the big old pigeon only receive a message from [Ling Yao] [You.cheat.people. 】This kind of sound, what about the words of elementary school students?

Because, just like the beginning, Ling Yao sent several sentences to the "sound source" in succession:

"Why is it different from what you said?"

"Why does Ling Linhan still press the point?"

"Everything you say will come true. What kind of theory is this?"

BALABALABALA... In short, I said a lot, but no one replied.Because Ling Yao wasn't skilled enough in "sending messages" at this time, he didn't send out these words.

Only one was sent in the end:

"you're lying."

I just posted it casually with the mentality of "why no one pays attention to me, I'm so mad".

As a result, this one was successful.

What a joy.