(One Piece) I am Sanji

When the abbot woke up, it was already the next morning.There were a lot of morning exercisers in the empty park. Some old ladies and grandpas gathered together to play Tai Chi, and the younger ones walked around the park in twos and threes for morning exercises.

The abbot sat on a chair in the park and stretched, folded up the cheap quilt, and put it on the trash can beside him.

"Gu..."

Some hungry abbot found a nearby breakfast shop and bought two buns.After a while, the abbot, who was full, touched his belly.

"Finally alive again, it's time to sneak back and have a look!"

Looking at the time, it was already past nine o'clock, and the younger sister who couldn't stay at home had already gone crazy, so the abbot walked towards the house with unrestrained steps.

After entering the community, the abbot sneaked up from the rockery to the balcony. The wallet and mobile phone he left on the tea table yesterday were gone.Presumably it was taken away by Fang Wen.

"You shouldn't throw it away for me!" Thinking of the sister who can do everything, she quickly unscrewed the balcony door and entered the room.

"Oh my god... you should kill me!" The abbot just entered the room, and saw that the shelf full of collectible figures was empty, and suddenly a pig-killing howl resounded throughout the community.

"Dead abbot, are you willing to come back?" Fang Wen's voice sounded outside the door, and the abbot was so frightened that he rushed to the door and locked it behind him.

"Fang Wen, give me back my figurine!" After locking the door, the abbot was more confident.

"Give it back to you? Yesterday I promised Niu Niu to take you shopping, but you ran away, causing me to be rubbed and abused by Niu Niu for a long time!" Fang Wen looked angry, thinking that she always said one thing, but she broke her promise on the abbot yesterday Yes, it made her very angry.

"Damn..." Thinking of the girl Fang Fangwen was talking about, Fang Wen felt a chill. That strong girl actually fell in love with him in the last blind date, and asked Fang Wen to take him out for shopping every three days, every time the abbot came back Have to vomit for several days.The abbot couldn't help feeling that it was a painful thing to be liked.

"Ding... The revitalizing Buddhism system is activated, and the host's exit is dirty, and the punishment is lowered..."

"I buy it..."

A voice suddenly sounded in his head, and a strong electric current came instantly. The abbot only gave a scream, and then fainted magnificently.

I don't know how long it took before the abbot woke up slowly, his whole body was very numb, as if it wasn't his own.

"My mother, is this such a situation?" The abbot rubbed his equally numb head with his numb hands, with a confused look on his face.

"Hi host, I am revitalizing the Buddhist system. Since the Taoist sect controls another parallel universe, the Lord Buddha can only send me to this universe to revitalize the Buddhist sect!"

At this moment, the sound of the system sounded in the abbot's numb mind, which startled him a lot.

"What? Revitalize the Buddhist system? You don't want me to be a monk, do you?"

The abbot looked around, but he didn't find anyone. He thought it wasn't his sister's prank.

"Congratulations to the host for answering correctly..." The voice of the system came again, and the abbot listened intently, and found that the voice really sounded directly in his mind.

"Nima..."

"Ding, as the future Buddha of this world, the host cannot export dirty, otherwise the system will impose punishment."

"Stop, stop... I know, I won't talk anymore!" A tingling feeling came again, and the abbot shouted quickly, he didn't want to try the feeling of being shocked to death by the electric shock.

"It cannot be taken back after the punishment begins..."

"I..." At the moment of being electrocuted, the abbot was about to say hello to me, but then he thought of the limitations of the system and wisely chose to shut up.

"The punishment is over, please take this as a warning to the host!"

One minute later, in the half-dead state of the abbot, the electric current that came from nowhere disappeared.

"System, can you explain the restrictions in one go? I don't want to be shocked again!" The half-dead abbot said weakly, and he probably went to see the Buddha directly after two more calls.

"There is no express restriction, everything is based on the principle of host triggering!"

"I...you..." Hearing the system's voice, Fang Wen became angry for a while. For a long time, the punishment just now was released by the system.He didn't dare to swear, otherwise, if the system seized the opportunity, he would have to bear it after two swearing.

"Then can I give up being the future Buddha you said?" This broken system is completely deceitful, and the abbot simply plans to give up, not to mention that he doesn't want to be a monk in the first place, otherwise how can he marry those beautiful beauties!

"Can……"

"Really? Then I give up!" Hearing the system's humane reply, the abbot was delighted. Instead of being restricted in this way, he might as well be an ordinary person.

"Does the host really want to give up? Once you give up, the host will go directly to see the Buddha!"

"Seeing the Buddha? Could it be..." The abbot heard the system's playful answer, his heart stopped beating, and he broke out in a cold sweat.

"Yes! It's exactly as you thought, I wonder if the host is willing to give up this system?"

"I don't want to, I don't want to..." The voice of the system woke up the abbot who was distracted, and he screamed in surprise, for fear that he would be sent to see the Buddha by the system if it was too late.

"Congratulations to the host for making a wise decision!"

"Then can I get married?" In order to achieve happiness in the future, since I have to be a monk, it is also good to be a monk who can get married.

"Yes..." The system replied lightly.

"Really? Shouldn't there be any restrictions?" The system's answer surprised the abbot, and then he thought about the urine nature of the system, it was impossible for him to get what he wanted so easily.

"Smart, I just started preaching now. As the host of the future Buddha, how can I be delayed by my children's affair, so if the host wants to get married and have children, it's better to talk about it after becoming a Buddha!" ​​The system coaxed the abbot I almost believed it.But the abbot had to believe it!People have to bow their heads under the eaves, and now their lives are completely controlled by the system.

"Then... it's okay to do sports, right?" The abbot took a step back, since he can't get married early, he should do something early. I think he's still a virgin for more than 20 years. If he can't do that, wouldn't he be forever If you can't be a Buddha, you will be a virgin all your life!

"Yes, but as a price, this system will confiscate the host's crime tools!"

"I...do you want to be so ruthless!" The abbot quickly clamped his legs, as if his baby would fly away as soon as he let go.

"Please host continue to work hard..."

"Then what else should I do next?" The abbot had already resigned to his fate.

"Of course, find a place to shave first!"

"Is it okay for a barber shop?" The abbot touched the three thousand black hairs on his head, feeling very reluctant.

"No! This is not considered a formal shaving."

"That's fine, it's just the parents... oh..." Thinking of the two old people above, the abbot sighed heavily.

"The host doesn't have to be sad, there is still a chance to return to vulgarity."

"Really?" The system's words made the abbot's eyes light up.

"Really! After the host becomes a Buddha and becomes a patriarch, you can do whatever you want!"

"Uh..." The abbot rolled his eyes, feeling contempt in his heart. If he has become a Buddha and a patriarch, is there any need for him to return to vulgarity?

In the evening, after the abbot waited for his parents to come back, he planned to talk to them, otherwise he would just disappear, how anxious the parents were.

"System, I can't say it!" The abbot struggled in his heart for a long time, but he was still unable to speak.

"If you don't shave tomorrow, you just wait to see the Buddha!" ​​After the system dropped a sentence, it fell silent again.

"Go all out...in order not to die young..."

"Ding, don't reveal anything about this system, or you will give the host instant Buddhahood!"

Just as he was about to confess to his family about the system, the system's voice rang in his head, and the abbot was so frightened that he quickly dismissed the idea.

"Dad, Mom, there is something I want to tell you..." For his own sake, the abbot could only bite the bullet and speak.

"Zhang'er, what's the matter?" Fang's father looked up, a little puzzled. When he came back today, he felt that his son was a little strange, and he didn't eat a piece of meat when he ate.Little did he know that the abbot was also very injured. As soon as the chopsticks were about to pick up the meat, he felt a tingling sensation. When he moved the chopsticks away, he was fine again. This made the abbot curse the system in his heart while eating.

"I...I want to be a monk..." The abbot felt a little uneasy.

"What? No... I can agree to everything else, but this is not the case!" Mother Fang put down the bowls and chopsticks in her hands and said anxiously.Fang Wen next to him also looked puzzled, this old man didn't know which song to sing today!

"What should I do? My mother doesn't agree..." the abbot quickly asked in his mind,

"You can do this... and then that... that's fine..." Then the system came up with an idea in the abbot's mind.

"Really?" The abbot was a little skeptical.

"No problem, you can just do it!" The system replied affirmatively.

"Dad, Mom, actually... I am the reincarnation of the Buddha. Today, I awakened my memory...so I..." the abbot said according to the idea given by the system.

"Brother, are you alright?" Fang Wen uncharacteristically called the abbot and asked.

"That's right, son, are you okay?" Mother Fang also looked worried.

"Dad, Mom, little sister, look..." Looking at his family members who were worried about him, the abbot stood up, walked to the open space of the living room, and sat cross-legged.

The abbot who was sitting on the ground suddenly burst out with thousands of golden lights, and a ninth-grade golden lotus slowly grew out from under his seat, and the floor beside him seemed to have turned into a golden lotus pond, and lotus flowers emerged from it.All the lotus flowers that bloomed gathered towards him, dragging him among them, like the moon surrounded by stars.Then he sat down on the golden lotus and lifted into the sky. The abbot had a dignified look on his face, clasped his hands together, his whole body was shining with golden light, and then a huge halo appeared behind his head, just like the Buddha came to this world.The abbot squinted his eyes and thought to himself, this is really high quality.

"This……"

"My God, brother, what kind of trick are you doing?"

Fang's father and mother looked shocked, and his younger sister, Fang Wen, walked up to the abbot with a look of curiosity, and fumbled for a while, but found no mechanism.

"Can you drag my family up? It's more believable!" The abbot asked in his mind when he saw his sister fumbling around looking for the mechanism.

"Yes!" The system's answer was very simple.

Then it turned into the abbot of the Golden Buddha, and the clasped hands were spread out and spread out, slowly rising from bottom to top.I saw the stunned parents sitting at the dining table, and the younger sister who was looking for the mechanism everywhere, were lifted up by an invisible force and slowly floated in the air!

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